Penis Size Across Europe

and the Irish are grateful to Romania, much as any number of American states say "Thank God for Alabama" when being ranked #49 and not #50.

All self reported shit data. No researcher is out there measuring erect cocks

Fucking Turkey is not Europe!

What about Moldova?

So, does that mean Erna, the sizemologist, is on to something?

"...the country leading the pack brings new meaning to the dirty phrase, “C*ck Hungry Hungary.”"

I'm having Hungary pains.

I was messing around w a cute Hungarian guy last summer. And yeah he was hung amazingly well. Beautiful cock. And he was fun in the sack too. Yes he was uncut. But I liked it.

This thread is useless without pictures

R8. Europeans aren't mutilated. Here, let me fix that for you:

So that's why Putin is such a fucking asshole.

Hot Hungarian.

Man from Hungary wearing short shorts.

He wants to serenade you.

Bel Ami superstar Kris Evans is Hungarian.

R12

Twenty bucks buys you a night you'll never forget.

R14

A night with Kris costs considerably more but like they say, you get what you pay for and with him, you're paying by the inch, er, centimetre.

r14, although he may have studied with an expert dialectician and grammarian

I can tell that she was born Hungarian!

Well, my parents did always say our surname has Hungarian roots, and I have the cock to prove it. I do wish it was meatier, though.

I don't know man, 16 inches seems pretty big to me.

I guess that Irish curse stereotype is true after all.

LOL R19. First, I thought "Whoa!" [TM Dorothy Zbornak], but then I realized that Europe uses the metric system, and those are centimeters instead of inches.

As a slut of a certain age and having traveled extensively throughout Europe during the last 38 years, I can attest that these data are pretty accurate, in my experiences.

The two Frenchmen and one Hungarian (along with the Italian guy) had the longest dicks. The Dutch and Czech guy were almost there, but not quite.

My two Irishmen had among the shortest, but one was a complete choad. All of the Armenians, who were massive shooters, had smallish penises. Only two Russians, but they must have been above average vis-a-vis the average.

The middle gets quibbley. The Spanish guys were, on average, way bigger than the Bulgarians. There have been 5-6 of each.

The Slovak, Dane, Swedes, Greeks, and Poles were average. But the biggest disappointments were the Turks. Hairy as hell, but thin and short beanie weenies.

How are the baths in Hungary? Are they gay friendly? And how are the gay bathhouses in Hungary?

OP, you really need a disclaimer for dumb Americans that the pic in your link references centimeters, not inches. You could cause a major panic.

I've had French and Dutch. Both a extremely well hung. What I love about the French is the way they grunt when they fuck you. So fucking primal.

R3 Turkey straddles Europe and Asia. Look at a map.

The best part is that they are all intact.

I've had a Castilian - beautiful face and body but tiny dick. Based on that single experience, I conclude that all Spaniards have tinymeat.

The largest guys I've been with have been black American guys (12" for one and 11" for another).

[quote]So, does that mean Erna, the sizemologist, is on to something?

[quote]Erna

Cunt

I can personally attest to the Hungarians French and the Dutch. But the Germans and English I've had the pleasure if were larger than in the survey.

I've had two boyfriends from the Netherlands and they were both well hung and of course uncut.

R21 is the Chief Ambassador to the United Nations of peen!

So are the guys in porn filmed in Barcelona natives or are the big cock fuckers imported from Brazil?

R31 Don't even get me started about Central and South American peens...

Yeah - every time I’m in Europe I yearn for the beautiful dicks of NYC. Puerto Rican, Dominican, Brazilian and multiple South American monsters. Never mind the abundance of huge AA dick. A truly blessed country and city.

R34, you haven't lived until you've had an NYC Dominican/Columbian/Rican mix. My hole is pulsating as I type.

Budapest does have several bathhouse. I went to one. But I actually met a Hungarian guy with a huge, thick cock in Prague.

The Spanish guys I have been with had huge uncut dicks.

I would have thought Turkey (which despite tke moron’s ignorant assertion above) is partially in Europe) would have ranked higher.

Perhaps I was just fortunate in my field research.

Only five percent of Turkey is in Europe, while 95 percent of the country in in Asia. For all intents and purposes, it is an Asian or Middle Eastern country, not European.

Israel should also be on the list, since it's a Eurovision Song Contest competitor. It would be in the Top Ten.

Israel need not apply.

Maybe they measured only the Turks living in the European part. That would explain why my field research is in line with r37.

"So that's why Putin is such a fucking asshole."

Are you suggesting he has very little to Put-In?

So just glancing at the map, the averages seem to be between 13-15cm which is 5.1-5.9 inches.

Most all is under 6"

The average American erect penis is 5.1 inches.

R45 That's about right in my experience.