I have often wondered what it would be like to at least go to bed with a cop. I have heard the straight ones have higher divorce rates than the rest of Americans. I'm especially interested to know whether he was cute and spankable in his uniform. Are they generally neurotic, high maintenance types?
Has anyone ever had a relationship or even a one-night sleepover with a cop and if so what was it like?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 28, 2018 8:14 PM |
They’re stalkers. Good luck.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 26, 2018 5:44 AM |
My first bf was a cop married with kids to a woman. He was a hot Latin guy named Marc. He was vers like me. He loved sex and getting fucked. He was wonderful. He couldn't tell his parents he was gay.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 26, 2018 5:46 AM |
My friend (female) dated a cop for a bit and he gave her herpes.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 26, 2018 5:46 AM |
I lost my virginity to a cop about 35 years ago. He was a great lover and we carried on for about six months. He wasn’t like any of the assholes we see now.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 26, 2018 5:49 AM |
I used to think it was a hot fantasy until I read about the murder of Mizzou student Jesse Valencia by his crazy closeted cop boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 26, 2018 5:50 AM |
I had one-night sleepover with several cops, OP, where we all called up cute boys, giggled, and then hung up. And we tried to levitate the chief of police but it didn't work (I swear it happened to a friend of a friend of mine!): "Light as a feather, stiff as a bard!" then we all did slam books and got upset with one another.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 26, 2018 6:17 AM |
So you're into threesomes and group sex r6?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 26, 2018 6:26 AM |
I had relationship with a cop for a year. It was hot and a lot of fun. He was bi but closeted even about that. His family was awesome. I def believe his mom knew we were involved but he couldn’t commit to a relationship with a man. The sex was amazing and he really was a beautiful man. Masculine, muscular, sexy, vers, clean cut, great kisser. He was Irish/Italian dark hair and blue eyes. He just wanted kids and a family with a woman in the end. He didn’t want anyone to know he was bi. So we broke up but stayed friends even to this day. I know his wife but she doesn’t know that we had a sexual relationship in the past. They are happy and have 2kids now. And I learned a lot about myself and the kind of guy I wanted in the future from this relationship. So it was worth it!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 26, 2018 6:30 AM |
All I really want to do is find one with a nice ass and spank him in his uniform pants. I guess it's like asking for the impossible. I guess somehow I could find something that looks like a cop uniform and hire a male prostitute to wear it as I spank him. I've never paid a hustler before so I have no idea how much they charge.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 26, 2018 6:34 AM |
I'm assuming you love him r8, but if it was and is love, did it change somehow when you no longer had sex with him?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 26, 2018 6:38 AM |
R10...it had all the potential to be a great relationship and we did love each other. But I knew he was never gonna commit to me as time went by. And I realized I didn’t want to live in someone else’s closet. So I made the choice for us to transition to friends and I actually helped him meet his wife.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 26, 2018 6:42 AM |
A couple of hook-ups with a CHP. Middling sex. Great drugs.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 26, 2018 6:47 AM |
I don't usually say this r11, but the whole "scenario" you describe in your 2 posts is almost touching. I hope both of you can still hug and just hold each other close for a little while if you can find a more private moment with him because I think I would.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 26, 2018 7:20 AM |
They're fine till the break-up. Then you have to change your DNA and move to Pluto.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 26, 2018 1:56 PM |
Yes. Big strapping feller. Scandinavian, Tydal phenotype. Figured he had a huge dick. He didn't. sigh
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 26, 2018 2:18 PM |
We were stalked by a so-so young LAPD in LA but since he wanted it for free and we were newly married at the time, nothing happened
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 26, 2018 2:25 PM |
Cops and military people are usually not independent thinkers OP. Beware
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 26, 2018 4:06 PM |
Very very very very concerned with their appearance.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 26, 2018 4:08 PM |
Yeah, several. All familial relationships though.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 26, 2018 4:09 PM |
[quote]They're fine till the break-up. Then you have to change your DNA and move to Pluto.
Pluto might not be far enough if he catches you fucking his wife.
A guy I used to work with made that mistake and wound up moving from Chicago to Seattle because of it.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 26, 2018 4:18 PM |
I briefly dated a cop when I was in my 20s. Physically, he was hot, but emotionally, he was messed up. Very volatile and quick to fly off the handle. I finally just quit communicating with him (not returning his calls), hoping he'd get the hint I didn't want top pursue this anymore.
Then one day, I'm walking down the street, and I hear a siren behind me. Then I hear, "Stop right now" over a loudspeaker. I turn around, and it's the cop in his patrol car. He pulls over, jumps out of the car, then runs up and gets in my face like he's gonna hit me, screaming loudly. "Why don't you return my fucking calls?!" He was drawing a crowd and I was mortified. I was finally able to calm him down and get the hell out of there. But it was then and there I decided I'd never date a cop again.
On the plus side, many years later, I had accidentally locked my keys in my car in the grocery store parking lot. This same cop happened to be on duty and was coming out of the store. He got my car door opened for me using some device that cops use to break into things without destroying anything. So that was nice. But not worth being in a relationship for.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 26, 2018 4:47 PM |
i dated one back when i was in college. bad idea as he was ready to settle down but i was still an undergrad. huge endowment, pretty good sex, okay cook, but incredibly emotionally needy/clingy - insatiable, as DL would say. i broke it off.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 26, 2018 5:14 PM |
They are mental cases, but good fucks.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 26, 2018 5:18 PM |
A sleepover. It was fun! We wore flannel jammies and had cocoa with little marshmallows. And whipped creme. From a can ! And we played Simon Sez and Go Fish.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 26, 2018 5:48 PM |
r24 you forgot "and we sang kum-bay-yah around the campfire".
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 26, 2018 5:53 PM |
[quote]Are they generally neurotic, high maintenance types?
Yes. Most of them go into law enforcement because they love harrasing people and throwing their weight around. They're usually supremely arrogant and quite stupid.
And very unfaithful! You should be able to find one DTF quite easily.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 26, 2018 6:17 PM |
I was in a hotel in Los Angeles and placed an ad in Craigslist for random, anonymous guys to come over and fuck. The timing was fantastic when a two guys showed up at the same time for a trio. While we were playing, there was a knock on the door and a Highway Patrol cop walked in with full gear and uniform and started undressing. I almost fainted because the cop was big and built and a lot of fun. Every once in a while I’ll get a text from one of the guys wondering when and where they can have another experience like that.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 26, 2018 6:34 PM |
If you are a submissive type who likes to be dominated, a cop will be right up your alley.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 26, 2018 6:38 PM |
yummy
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 27, 2018 12:25 AM |
At the local bathhouse there was usually a cop. He actually displayed his badge on a hook because he wanted people to know and get turned on because he was a cop.
Sadly He was nothing to look at and a bore in the sack.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 27, 2018 12:45 AM |
In my experience they don’t like to have sex in their uniforms, which is a shame and kind of defeats the point in hooking up with a cop
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 27, 2018 12:50 AM |
[quote]In my experience they don’t like to have sex in their uniforms, which is a shame and kind of defeats the point in hooking up with a cop
As a cop, I can tell you that one of the reasons for this is because cum stains really show on a dark blue uniform. I'm not kidding.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 27, 2018 5:48 PM |
r32 and his partners need better aim.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 27, 2018 10:11 PM |
You sound fun, R32 ;)
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 28, 2018 2:01 AM |
Also, it's actually a misdemeanor to wear them during sex. At least it is in Virginia.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 28, 2018 7:41 AM |
R10. Does the cop love his wife and do you think he ever cheats on her now with guys? I know we aren't meant to suggest all bi guys are unfaithful, but in my experience many find it hard to block gay sex from their lives totally.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 28, 2018 8:06 AM |
Had a NYPD boyfriend for six months in the late 1980s. He was hot as hell and the sex was great. Half Italian and half Portuguese, be still my beating heart. But he was extremely possessive without being willing to make a commitment. Thank God he was overall sane, when it ended it was all very civilized and we continued to greet each other and talk at The Spike and The Nest. i could have been stalked, he did tend to be very jealous over nothing.
He would NEVER have sex with me in uniform and would exclaim "WHY DO YOU WANT TO EROTICIZE MY JOB?!"
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 28, 2018 8:15 AM |
A high maintenance sex drive, and he had someone else on the side. Whenever someone in his family died, he’d be continually hard for days like a coping mechanism or something. He had a thing about anyone seeing or hearing him pee. He was talking to me while I was in the shower once, and when I asked him to repeat something and peeked the curtains - he was on his knees at the bowl trying to pee silently.
When we broke up, ( one of a few times) the stalker in him came out. I left the city, and he tracked me down in a different country. He’d called in a bunch of favours to current police members. (He was a former member). It was a bad match. I made a huge mistake with that one. It scared the shit out of the people I was travelling with. He was also a compulsive liar. He’s been dying of cancer for years now. He still pulls that card on people when it suits him.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 28, 2018 8:18 AM |
"He's been dying of cancer for years..."
So has he been hard all that time?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 28, 2018 9:46 AM |
First guy I fell in love with when I was 17 was a 23yo teacher who ended up going back to school to become a cop. We were so close to having a fling, and even ended up at college at the same time, I 18 and working on a BA, him 24 and going back for an MFA. He asked me out but I freaked and ran off like a fucking girl.
He later got a job as a cop, which I thought was odd since.he had an MFA. Turned out it was just the first part of a whole big hetero family man makeover. He's Irish Catholic and ended up married to a woman, but no kids (mmm hmmm) and lots and lots of time spent in church groups. He's a captain now and I see him on the news every so often. He's 52 and looks 65. His wife looks like a Chihuahua.
Been having a lot of middle aged ennui about this lately.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 28, 2018 9:57 AM |
[quote]I almost fainted because the cop was big and built and a lot of fun.
R27 is a pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 28, 2018 2:13 PM |
R36...He’s def faithful too and loves his wife and kids. We are still friends but there is no sex anymore between us and he isn’t meeting any other guys. He’s got a good life now and he’s not gonna fuck that up. Yes we had our fun in the past and we still talk about that. But we’ve moved on. I will say that having a cop as a close friend is beneficial. He has gotten 2 speeding tickets dropped for me. Lol
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 28, 2018 5:51 PM |
When I was much younger I lived next door to a young cop and his wife who was a nurse. He would sneak over nights when she was working. He was strictly trade but had the most beautiful cock I have ever seen. I tried to get him to come over in his uniform but he wouldn't do it. It lasted a few months until they moved away.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 28, 2018 8:14 PM |