Quiz for old Dataloungers about former trolls

2. Which then-popular (now mostly forgotten) male celebrity was SSTerri: ) madly in love with?

3. Who famously posted the line “Doctors are worldly people” who also claimed to be named Jenna?

4. Which then-hot male movie star did Jenna claim to have made mad passionate love to after she met him while bartending in a city where he was filming?

5. Which film was the shoot on when Jenna met him?

6. What did she name the baby that supposedly came from their union, and hwy did she name him that?

7. What did Dataloungers name this putative baby?

8. What “evidence” would Jenna post to try to prove that she actually had an ongoing affair with this movie star?

9. Miyoshi Umeki used to post obscene rants here. In these rants, which former co-star did she frequently profess to hate?

10. For which famous co-worker did Miyoshi frequently profess an unrequited love?

11. Name at least two different famous women Bonnie Mace told us she slept with.

12. List one of the “morals” to Bonnie Mace’s stories.

13. What interesting culinary metaphor did Bonnie use to describe what emitted from her vagina?

14. What question always ended long descriptions of Debra Messing helping many people in dire circumstances (in posts that always began “Let me tell you about Deb Messing…”)? (You may post it either in English or in French, since it was asked of her in both languages.)

15. Where was former Datalounge regular David Ehrenstein frequently claimed to have been seen to be viciously slapped in public?

16. Who is generally agreed to be the (intentionally!) meanest and cuntiest troll who ever posted on DL? (Hint: her name was a really obvious bad pun.)

3.) Libby

[quote]9. Miyoshi Umeki used to post obscene rants here. In these rants, which former co-star did she frequently profess to hate? 10. For which famous co-worker did Miyoshi frequently profess an unrequited love?

The delicate, some would say flower-like, Miyoshi Umeki?

14. "Qui était cette cunt?"

2) Russell Crowe is her baby daddy.

Fuck you, motherfucker OP.

And fuck that kid I had to work with on that fucking Eddie’s Father piece of crap, too.

Christ, now my afternoon is ruined.

16. Miss Helen Bedd

15) an upscale restaurant in Santa Monica

r5, r7, and r8 are all correct!

Oops--I spoke improperly-- r5 is actually wrong: SS Terri :) was NOT in love with Russell Crowe.

But r7 and r8 are correct.

Um, excuse me, I was around when those elaborate tales were dropping left and right and I'm sure as hell correct as well.

r3 and r4 are correct! (Sorry r4)

In answer to (7): putative baby was named Figment, if I remember correctly!

Could somebody please explain what made Misshelenbedd so toxic and hated? I've heard only the nastiest things about her.

r13 is correct!

Questions #1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13 are still awaiting answers...

11- Dolly Parton and Martina Navratilova

12. Jesus said, "Judge not lest ye be judged." And as Grandma Perdita Mace said, "If you can fit five fingers inside, shame on you, if you can fit seven fingers inside, shame on me."

13. Girl mayo

2. The sex pest Kevin Spacey.

r17 and r18 are correct!

R19 is unfortunately incorrect.

5. "Mystery, Alaska"

Now, I'll ask two questions:

16. Which male celebrity did Kevin Ehrenstein claim to have seen many a time in LA bathhouses? 17. Which male celebrity did Kevin Ehrenstein claim to have witnessed arriving at someone's house for a party with a male companion and then told them, before going in, that they would have to pretend to have arrived separately?

r21 is unfortunately wrong.

Who the hell is Kevin Ehrenstein???

SSTerri:) also had an unhealthy fascination with Simon Cowell.

Did Fa have a maid?

r24 is correct, and yes r25, it was fa who constantly discussed slapping her mouthy maid!

Still awaiting answers: #2, 4 (Oh come on, you're not even trying!), 6, 8, 9, 10.

(I should add: the correct answer to #13 is technically "lady mayo").

Brendan Fraser for SS Terri. At least she had better taste than the Elias Koteas troll

George Clooney, right?

4 = Russell Crowe

5 = Master & Commander

Does girl mayo pair well with lady ham?

r30 is correct.

r28, the first question was correctly answered at r24: Simon Cowell.

Damn, don't know the unanswered of OP's, but for r21, DAVID Ehrenstein claimed that David Spade would show up at parties and tell his male companion to wait for a bit so they could arrive "separately."

Yes! R33 is correct!

Miyoshi Umeki hated that cunt Nancy Kwan.

Weren't 'White Belt Man' and 'KELT' meanies, always insulting brown people?

OMG, I can't breathe !!

I'm dyyyyyyyyyyyying! 'Miyoshi Umeki,' 'Master and Commander,' 'Russell Crowe,' 'Mystery, Alaska' . . . 'The African Baby Catalog'!

THOSE were the days on DL!

R36 = White Belt Man/Kelt

The African Baby Catalogue - yaaaaasssssssssss.

Bring back the ABC, my old ones are too big for cute photo-ops.

CORRECT, r35! She hated Nancy Kwan and badmouthed her obscenely to Pat Suzuki whenever she got the chance.

Your memories are much better than mine. I've been here forever but the only thing I remembered right off were "Figment" and Bonnie Mace fucking Dolly Parton. I actually gave up on Bonnie after a while, she did go on at length.

So the 3 questions left:

[quote] 6. What did [Libby/Jenna] name the baby that supposedly came from [her supposed] union [with Russell Crowe] and why did she name him that?

[quote] 8. What “evidence” would Jenna post to try to prove that she actually had an ongoing affair with this movie star?

[quote] 10. For which famous co-worker did Miyoshi [Umeki] frequently profess an unrequited love?

OP writes like celebrity caterer. :)

Red Dragon Cheese and the Shelley Hack troll?

Question #8: Jenna would give weather reports in an attempt to prove she was in Australia. I remember SSTerri was so jealous of Libby/Jenny, watching them trying to out cra-cra each other was quite amazing. Wasn't Libby/Jenna eventually banned for her own good?

Colto has come back to datalounge now he dropped the florist.