Has anyone farted in your face?

If you have to ask this question, then you've never had a brother.

We said, "More please!"

Yes. He did it intentionally as a joke. He was a 22 yoa, ripped, gorgeous college stud with a big, round ass and I was eating him out for days it seemed. I laughed and then punish-fucked (LOL) him twice later that evening. When the farter is insanely hot - you tend to not care all that much...

Just my dogs.

One time my boyfriend farted while I was eating his ass! I stopped and got up and didn’t talk to him for a week after that.

Lmaooo

Some very philanthropic, kind, giving and entrepreneurial men have sacrificed their young anuses in order to pleasure viewers via YouTube. Videos are not sexual in nature, but certainly fetish-related for a rather large group of humble followers. I think that 18 yoa Ryan knows what side his bread is buttered on. LOL Like the farts or just enjoy the view - he is sexy either way.

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Trump farts in my face every day

mine too

Debra Winger did that once to Shirley MacLaine, circa "Terms Of Endearment."

And MacLaine immediately retorted, "Do you always talk with your mouth full?"

Scat queens thread

Yes. Once I was eating a very hot young guy’s ass , he farted. I swallowed everything ejected into my mouth. Yum

Farting and scat are two very different matters R12. VERY different. Farts happen - deal with it. LOL

Was in college fraternity house with 50 guys. You do the math.

R15, they sit on your face and farted one by one ? Sounds hot !

Yeah, well, more than a few guys join fraternities for that very reason, R15 . . .

There are plenty of HO- AS-FUCK fraternity guys who do in fact fart all the time and find it hilarious. It isn't as sexy as it sounds (the stink) , but damn did I want to fuck those boy's butts..

HOT-AS-FUCK that is

Poor Locker.

^ Poot Locker.

Another cropophilia thread in disguise.

Recent Ryan Thomas:

r22 "cropophilia"? Shirley, you can't be serious.

I AM serious. And don't call me, Shirley.

It happened, whilst giving husband a blowie

I find the idea a real turn on but I'm not sure I'd do it in reality. I love nothing more than a man's arse, but not the shit inside it.

R27 - agreed. Scat is about shit, farting is about watching that beautiful hole open and close right in front of you. The smells....well...the fantasy is better than the reality. Fart in fiction is hot; in reality it can clear a room LOL.

And there's always the risk of follow-through...

Gross! This thread smells stink

I was eating him when he farted. He giggled. Cheeky bugger. It wasn't gross though. Just air I'd been pumping into him. Yeah I like eating after fucking. The other way round too.

Farts trigger me. I hardyever have them. Although I did 2 minutes ago. Lolz

Does a "buttercup" count?

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I have elder siblings. Of course.

It's a bully's favorite weapon.

LOL true. Are your male siblings HOT - R35?

Not hot enough to suffer their "egg sandwich" farts.

And my sisters were just as bad. Of course my younger sister never knew when to stop trying so hard to be a badass that several fart wars ended with her shitting her pants.