I'm having trouble getting used to it.
Does Anyone Else Sleep On A Pine Needle Mattress?
by Anonymous | reply 164 | July 3, 2022 3:13 PM |
A pine needle mattress sounds so luxurious.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 22, 2018 3:44 PM |
Ja, I love it!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 22, 2018 3:58 PM |
Do you get fresh pine needles each day?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 22, 2018 4:06 PM |
r3, You can buy them in bulk from 3rd party sellers but the manufacturer has a subscription plan thing where they send you fresh ones every six months and I just did that because it seemed easier than having to remember on my own.
I've put down 3 blankets, two of which are really thick, but I can still feel the needles and I'm not sure what to do. I mean, getting a topper would defeat the whole point of a pine needle mattress.
I'm, also, a little worried about bugs.
Have any of you gotten used to the sensation. Mostly, the problem is when I roll over in my sleep and then I can really feel them and it hurts and I wake up.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 22, 2018 4:13 PM |
What sort of fuckery is this ??? Is Op typing from the 1820s ?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 22, 2018 4:37 PM |
R4 Can you enlighten us as to what the point actually is? (no pun intended.)
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 22, 2018 4:41 PM |
My jaw is rheumatic so I've used a pine needle pillow for decades but I've never heard of a pine needle mattress! Are you sure you aren't pulling our collective legs?
I replace the needles in my pillow every week so I don't know what it would be like to replace them only twice a year. I live in a pine glade by the sea so it's easy to collect the needles year round. Also, it's not a big pillow so it doesn't take long to get enough to stuff fully. Still, the pine makes my wee house smell wonderful.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 22, 2018 5:00 PM |
Wait, this ISN'T a parody post? There's really such a thing as pine needle mattresses? I can't imagine anything more painful.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 22, 2018 5:05 PM |
Off topic a little, but still in the realm of sleep gear, has anyone tried a copper infused pillow?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 22, 2018 5:50 PM |
[quote]I've put down 3 blankets, two of which are really thick, but I can still feel the needles and I'm not sure what to do.
Perhaps try a non-pine-needle-containing mattress?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 22, 2018 5:52 PM |
r7, have you had any issues with sap?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 22, 2018 7:53 PM |
Do you smell like Christmas?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 22, 2018 9:04 PM |
Probably more like Pine-sol.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 22, 2018 9:16 PM |
Are you L'il Abner? A swamp person? One of Meghan Markle's white trash relatives?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 22, 2018 9:28 PM |
OP, are you aware only VEGAN sexually-fluid graduates of elite private Liberal Arts colleges are advised to use pine needle mattresses? Other uses, beware of the conflicting electro-magnetic-vibrational-virtue-signaling fields - which may cause spontaneous combustion or severe constipation and the pain and humiliation of haemorrhoids.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 22, 2018 9:31 PM |
I'm allergic to most bedding and this was recommended.
Some people, also, use them to cure nightmares. Go figure, but they say it works.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 22, 2018 9:52 PM |
r13, like pinecones.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 22, 2018 9:53 PM |
Op a bed of nails would suit you better.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 22, 2018 10:13 PM |
[quote]The manufacturer has a subscription plan...
If I found people willing to buy bags full of dead leaves, I'd want them to come back regularly.
BTW, I happen to sell solar savers. They help recoup sun energy lost to your neighbor's solar panels. Added bonus; you can see yourself in them - even hang them on the wall!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 22, 2018 10:21 PM |
Just me, then?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 23, 2018 1:04 AM |
OP, Are you posting from Naked & Afraid?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 23, 2018 1:06 AM |
this is a new one on me....
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 23, 2018 1:08 AM |
I'm in a college town.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 23, 2018 1:08 AM |
Moosewood can fix you up a broccoli cauliflower quiche mattress.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 23, 2018 1:12 AM |
Is Moosewood a type of mushroom?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 23, 2018 1:12 AM |
Crunchy restaurant in Ithaca.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 23, 2018 1:13 AM |
I can't eat quiche: I was a cater waiter in high school.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 23, 2018 1:15 AM |
R12 I'm R7 . The sap is supposed to alleviate pain - that's why it's good for rheumatism - and I don't mind if a little seeps through the pillowcase and sticks to my face. I wear a bathing cap to keep it out of my hair, and change my pillowcase four times a week so not TOO much gets through. I'm amused at all these people who think this is an EST.
And people love the way I smell. I get told I smell like a Christmas tree at least every week.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 23, 2018 1:16 AM |
Now I've heard EVERYTHING!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 23, 2018 1:17 AM |
You sleep in a bathing cap and change your pillowcase 4x weekly so that not TOO much sap gets through and you are AMUSED at us?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 23, 2018 1:19 AM |
Beautyrest World king size mattress with adjustable and massaging base. Welcome to the 21st, not to mention 20th century. And you only buy it ONCE. And it lasts for TEN years!
And to all you artisan company mattress fetish queens, Beautyrest does the trick without spending 12K.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 23, 2018 1:23 AM |
r32, r30 is the guy with the pillow. I haven't dealt with sap yet because I guess I haven't really broken it in yet. I use a latex pillow still.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 23, 2018 1:24 AM |
I had one, OP. It got too picky for me and gave me a bad rash. It's now on the guest bed in my second bedroom. Not too many complaints from friends who have used it when they stay for the weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 23, 2018 1:25 AM |
OP, I'd suck your brains out through your dick if you purchased a matching set of bathing caps we could wear...
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 23, 2018 1:25 AM |
Where the fuck do you nature boys live?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 23, 2018 1:27 AM |
I'd pay to watch that, r36.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 23, 2018 1:30 AM |
it would be worth it just for the story, R38.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 23, 2018 1:31 AM |
r30, you're adorable, just precious.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 23, 2018 1:39 AM |
Wouldn't it be easier to just spray some of that delightful Christmas tree scent all over your nice clean cushy BeautyRest before retiring OP?
I imagine that any bedbugs you accidentally bring home from your travels would run screaming and hollering as soon as they jumped on your bed.
So there's that.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 23, 2018 1:47 AM |
OP Have you ever thought about distilling some of Granny Clampett's special spring tonic?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 23, 2018 1:49 AM |
Have you tried pine cones?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 23, 2018 1:49 AM |
Snow White. That poisoned apple packed a punch.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 23, 2018 1:50 AM |
I love r36.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 23, 2018 1:56 AM |
Are you a squirrel?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 23, 2018 2:01 AM |
I thought you were a homeless mountain man op but I guess not.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 23, 2018 2:06 AM |
This isn’t that bizarre. Rice heating pad, flax eye pillow, buckwheat pillow...
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 23, 2018 2:12 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 23, 2018 2:17 AM |
It would certainly be cheaper than sleeping on a pine nut mattress. Those things are expensive!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 23, 2018 2:45 AM |
A friend of mine swears by his pillow that's filled with coffee bean hulls.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 23, 2018 2:45 AM |
Ewwwww
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 23, 2018 2:46 AM |
R46, Are you Arlene Francis?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 23, 2018 2:49 AM |
[quote]Where the fuck do you nature boys live?
This has got to be a PNW thing.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 23, 2018 6:02 AM |
I sleep on a Kluft...
But interestingly, my pillow is $30. I like duck feather in a pillow (supportive but mushy) and somehow that's the cheapest fill.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 23, 2018 7:02 AM |
R4 Maybe it's some kind of owl cosplay. Are there dead mice in your nest OP?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 23, 2018 7:13 AM |
LOL r58.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 23, 2018 12:28 PM |
The DreamPrick™ Mattress by Snooooze™. You [bold]need[/bold] this bed.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 23, 2018 12:49 PM |
I’m still wondering about being “allergic to most bedding.” When did that become a thing?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 23, 2018 1:27 PM |
Bedding allergies are so NOW!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 23, 2018 2:25 PM |
To be fair, OP's previous bedding attempts were filled with peanuts and shellfish.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 23, 2018 2:36 PM |
Okay, I bit the bullet and I borrowed a sleeping bag from my neighbor last night and used it on the mattress. It was perfect(!) because it kept me from rolling over and added another layer of cushioning between myself and the needles.
I did notice a little sap on it when I got up. How do you get that out? Pillow guy?
Can anyone recommend a sleeping bag?
I slept great, by the way.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 23, 2018 2:55 PM |
What exactly are you allergic to that you can tolerate a sleeping bag but need to sleep on pine needles because you’re “allergic to bedding??”
Have you consider just sleeping on the floor in a sleeping bag? It would be sort of like camping.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 23, 2018 3:36 PM |
Pillow guy here - glad to hear of your good result with the sleeping bag. To remove sap (though I leave it on for an hour or two first thing in the morning because of its salutary effect re: rheumatism) I shower with a dish detergent like Dawn that removes fats. Any of the ones with a degreaser in it will work and the generic brands aren't expensive at all. When that doesn't work I dab my face with rubbing alcohol, though a hand sanitizer will do the job and smell nice, too.
Washing sappy sheets is harder. I spread cooking oil or peanut butter on the stain and then wash it in my old Asko which can nearly boil (205F) the sheets and pillow cases. Fortunately I weave my own sheets from organic cotton I import from Mali so I know it's sturdy enough to be boiled on a regular basis.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 23, 2018 4:39 PM |
[quote]I did notice a little sap on it when I got up.
What was his name?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 23, 2018 5:01 PM |
[quote]Fortunately I weave my own sheets from organic cotton I import from Mali so I know it's sturdy enough to be boiled on a regular basis.
Well, smell YOU, Princess Grace!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 23, 2018 5:05 PM |
r65, would Ajax work?
Unfortunately, I don't have space for a loom in my junior one bedroom. I could look into time-sharing one, maybe-? Is that a thing?
I just want to be able to give my neighbor his sleeping bag back without it being covered in sap stains. Can I do that like thing with wax paper and an iron to get it off?
Thanks
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 23, 2018 5:09 PM |
I've never tried Ajax but it might work, and I've never tried the wax paper/iron trick though I've heard about it.
My loom is only four feet wide so to make a sheet I have to sew two halves together. If you're willing to put up with more than one seam you might invest in an even smaller loom. I find they come up on Craigslist regularly but I'm unaware of a time-share market. Weaving is a wonderful activity and I love to take my loom outside into my pine glade by the sea and shoot the shuttle back and forth for hours. It's a very Zen activity.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 23, 2018 5:33 PM |
Pine <-- carcinogenic?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 23, 2018 5:35 PM |
I'm sceptical and feel EST possibilities to this thread. How for example did sap make it through a few layers of blankets to the sleeping bag?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 23, 2018 6:12 PM |
r71, It didn't get *inside* the sleeping bag! There's just like little beads/smudges around where I guess my ass was.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 23, 2018 6:15 PM |
But you said you put layers of blankets on top fo the mattress so what gives. Be precise.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 23, 2018 6:18 PM |
I feel my chain being yanked.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 23, 2018 7:02 PM |
I feel we’re in the Pine Barrens.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 23, 2018 7:17 PM |
[quote]Fortunately I weave my own sheets from organic cotton I import from Mali so I know it's sturdy enough to be boiled on a regular basis.
I have never read a sadder thing in my entire long, long life.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 23, 2018 7:20 PM |
^^^^LMAO
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 23, 2018 7:25 PM |
[quote]Fortunately I weave my own sheets from organic cotton I import from Mali
OK, now I know you guys are taking the piss!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 23, 2018 7:29 PM |
When you google "pine needle mattress" nothing comes up for sale... but this thread already comes up on the first page of google.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 23, 2018 7:39 PM |
I grow my own organic cotton, pick it by hand at harvest time, spin it into beautiful thread, then weave it into sheets, pillow cases, table cloths, napkins, duvets, and so on, which I then sell at my booth at the weekly organic farmers' markets.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 23, 2018 7:39 PM |
This thread TOTALLY reminds me of Beatrix Potter.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 23, 2018 7:47 PM |
I cried because I had no loom until I met an asshole who wouldn't buy two swim caps so I could suck his brains out through his dick.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 23, 2018 7:58 PM |
My chains are forged from recycled Victorian brass bibelots. They can be yanked strongly. Well made by Yemeni war refuges in the Mutrah Souq of Maskat.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 23, 2018 9:01 PM |
[quote] When you google "pine needle mattress" nothing comes up for sale...
In English, that might be the case, but there are lots of different language, r79.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 23, 2018 9:27 PM |
Bedding allergies. So hot right now.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 23, 2018 9:41 PM |
My family had an Art Nouveau villa in Byblos Lebanon and there were matelas of cèdre du Liban. The Turkish Ambassador fell asleep smoking a cigar in the library and the Aubusson carpet went up in flames, followed by the our villa.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 23, 2018 9:49 PM |
We lost a Cassatt, 2 Renoirs, and a Degas, along with those fabulous matelas, and my great uncle's collection of Arabic incunabula, which rivalled the library of Timgad.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 23, 2018 9:52 PM |
Mrs. Paul Smith had her pine mattresses made locally for the White Pine Camp in the Adirondacks. It was President Coolidge's Summer White House. Nancy Cunard came to visit with a handsome Harlem negro and they so adored sodomy on the pine mattress that Nancy had a dozen shipped to Paris on the Aquitania.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 23, 2018 10:06 PM |
Serious question: are you German, OP? From my experience, Germans are freaking obsessed with bizarre herbal remedies and alternative medicine. Sleeping on a mattress filled with pine needles sounds exactly like what they'd be into.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 23, 2018 10:19 PM |
yes, a wooden bed with no metal whatsoever, carefully arranged in the room with a compass.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 23, 2018 10:22 PM |
R91 I'm the pillow guy. My pine needle pillow was suggested by my German-trained Reiki master (he's also a Rolfing practitioner) years ago as a way of treating the rheumatism in my jaw so your guess of his nationality might indeed be because of what he learned in Germany. He's actually Canadian.
I never thought a run-of-the-mill pine needle pillow or hand-woven sheeting would cause such a ruction. I'll bet a quarter of the houses in my area have a loom standing in them.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 24, 2018 12:09 AM |
I would imagine they're highly flammable. And since I'm sure you're flaming most of the time, it could be dangerous.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 24, 2018 12:44 AM |
R94, please.
R93 was a boxer and we never discuss the poor men he's accidentally killed in the ring. It makes him shriek, moan, flutter about in a kimono, and then punch out cunts such as yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 24, 2018 3:13 AM |
How likely is it that someone be allergic to all bedding but not allergic to pine pollen?
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 24, 2018 5:01 AM |
WW this entire thread. Bravo bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 24, 2018 7:17 AM |
My favorite mattress set is the Weeping Willow and a Pillow. Another choice would be the Knotty by Nature
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 24, 2018 7:32 AM |
Is OP a Mi'kmaq posting from 1850?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 24, 2018 7:38 AM |
If anyone's having persistent trouble with allergies (esp bedding allergies), I humbly recommend stopping by my Etsy store to purchase some very reasonably priced pine cone rectal plugs (I think one of my happy customers is at r72). Just go to the Etsy front page and search for 'sappositories'.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 24, 2018 7:38 AM |
[quote]From my experience, Germans are freaking obsessed with bizarre herbal remedies and alternative medicine.
So true, r91. When I went on a coach trip of Europe in the mid-90s with my family, Germany was the only place in Europe in which very basic cafes had soy milk.
When I went to a Dead Sea resort in Jordan 10 years ago, the majority of guests were Germans whose trips were funded by their health insurance to treat skin conditions.
Germans are very fruits of the forest. They love taking the waters and the outdoors and naturally the scouting movement originated there.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 24, 2018 7:49 AM |
Reiki is a Dark Art. Of course the Germans would be interested.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 24, 2018 7:55 AM |
[quote]How likely is it that someone be allergic to all bedding but not allergic to pine pollen?
Yes, but I’m still stuck on the sleeping bag. Isn’t a sleeping bag bedding? Isn’t it basically the same materials? Why was the sleeping bag okay but a regular mattress is not?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 25, 2018 1:25 AM |
It's not a normal sleeping bag. Sorry, I should have specified that it's a thermal emergency sleeping bag like the one I'm linking in the picture below. My neighbor is a mountain climber.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 25, 2018 1:43 AM |
As my later mother would say, " I sense a bit of who struck John in this thread."
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 25, 2018 3:07 AM |
Heidi? Is this Heidi? Heidi!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 25, 2018 3:14 AM |
[quote]BTW, I happen to sell solar savers.
By the sea shore?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 25, 2018 3:53 AM |
[quote]suggested by my German-trained Reiki master (he's also a Rolfing practitioner) years ago as a way of treating the rheumatism in my jaw
So your German trained reiki master is treating your jaw rheumatism?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 25, 2018 4:38 AM |
I sleep on a bed of Owls I have trained to remain perfectly still until I awaken. For my blanket I use palm fronds sewn together by the natural silk produced by my highly intelligent silkworms that only understand French. My pillow is a Bichon Frise named Edouarde who is deaf.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 25, 2018 4:50 AM |
I bought my pine needle mattress 6 yeas ago and I have just ordered another for my guest room. it is so much easier now to service the new mattress with their new pine needle subscription program. When I purchased my first mattress it arrived in two large burlap sacks, much like the ones we have to use for penance at church after confessing homosexual sins, only without the red leather trim. Included were three Santa Rosa Pine saplings ready for planting.
I love my pine needle mattress and credit the company for my having survived the death my loving and sadistic husband. The pain of those sharp needles permitted to sleep just as if my dearly departed was making love to me all night long
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 25, 2018 7:28 AM |
I prefer porcupine quills.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 25, 2018 4:11 PM |
My neighbor is *pissed* at me for the sap stains. He says I can't just buy him a new one, that this was a special edition for some mountain people version of the olympics and that it can't be dry cleaned and that I'm "going to need to figure something out." He used to be a Sherpa so like he could beat me to feathers. I don't even know what this material is. It's like what spaceships are made of...in the future. I'm afraid to apply heat or salt.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 25, 2018 6:32 PM |
OP, ask your question on the Everest thread. I’m sure those posters will be only to glad to help.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 25, 2018 7:39 PM |
R109 My favorite comment of the month.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 26, 2018 2:33 AM |
Truly highly intelligent silkworms are invariably polyglots.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 26, 2018 3:29 AM |
Pine is very high in Vitamin C and other anti-oxidants, you shouldn't be washing it off you, but licking it off. Put a few needles in your smoothie to start off. The sap is great for getting your teeth clean.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 26, 2018 3:59 AM |
Anti-oxidants are bad now, R116. Google "anti-oxidants and cancer."
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 26, 2018 4:10 AM |
R116, Chris Pine is high on Vitamin C?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 26, 2018 4:17 AM |
r117, that's only if you already have cancer.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 26, 2018 3:47 PM |
I just got another bag of pine needles in the mail and thought of you guys & this thread.
My neighbor doesn't talk to me anymore. I had to buy him a new thermal space bag and it wasn't cheap and he was super bitchy about the brand.
As far as the mattress goes, I'm mostly used to it now. Really, it's hard for me to sleep anywhere now that isn't at least a little bit prickly. I grease up before bed, especially my hair, to avoid the sap issue. This might sound weird, but my favorite part is the weekly broom beating to "re-fluff" it. I don't know how you would do it without a pulley, but it's really kind of fun even though it takes five hours.
Has anyone else gotten one?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 28, 2018 7:09 PM |
What the fuck? A bathing cap to sleep in?
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 28, 2018 7:14 PM |
Heroin needle mattress is much better.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 28, 2018 8:14 PM |
If anyone buys bathing caps we're buying these:
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 28, 2018 8:27 PM |
Pine needle subscriptions are big business right now. You assholes might scoff but bedding allergies are real. I am wearing my all-natural cotton/silk ribbon atm and just the thought of what it represents brings tears to my eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 28, 2018 8:35 PM |
I used to have a buckwheat fuck pillow to prop up my bottoms' ass.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 28, 2018 8:46 PM |
My mother always told me "Don't sleep on pine mattresses! You'll poke your eyes out!"
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 28, 2018 8:58 PM |
Still using mine, although I keep getting rashes. Calamine lotion does the trick usually. I'm trying to convince my boyfriend to get one for when we stay over at his place, but he refuses. He says he hates the prickly sensation on his nuts when he sleeps on his back.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 29, 2018 1:17 AM |
No, and I don't live in a Little House on The Prairie, either.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 29, 2018 2:09 AM |
r127, have you considered, drying the Calamine out so it turns into a powder and then sprinkling it atop the mattress under your fitted sheet? That's my first thought.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | November 29, 2018 5:24 PM |
Thanks for the tip, R129. I'll try that out. I'll tell you one thing, the pine mattress is strangely addictive.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | November 30, 2018 12:59 AM |
Yeah, it's one of those "good pains" and I wake up feeling like a mountain man.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 30, 2018 5:55 PM |
I ended up buying my boyfriend a pair of thick flannel boxers, which has mostly solved the issue with his nuts.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 30, 2018 6:04 PM |
r132, why didn't you weave them yourself?
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 30, 2018 8:35 PM |
I don't have a loom, unfortunately. Honestly, if he keeps bellyaching about the pine mattress, I'll get rid of the boyfriend before the mattress. I'm not into fussy princesses. Not appealing.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 30, 2018 11:25 PM |
^^^says the fussiest princess of them all
by Anonymous | reply 135 | December 1, 2018 12:02 AM |
I'm just sick of him whining about the pine needles making his nuts itchy all night.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | December 1, 2018 12:24 AM |
I'm so itchy.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | October 25, 2019 2:14 AM |
I bought the gimmicky wool and pine bark pillows and duvet at Aldi. They come up with weird German shit every now and then, and this line was not cheap. Aldi or Lidl had German leather Lederhosen, too, which I bought and was a hit when I was into S/M.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | October 25, 2019 2:39 AM |
I've never seen lederhosen at Aldi, but a few weeks ago they got in their Deutsche Kuche stuff again. Red cabbage with apple, spaetzle, that sort of thing.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 6, 2021 9:54 PM |
Wouldn't the sap seep through?
by Anonymous | reply 140 | May 6, 2021 9:58 PM |
No. Not anymore. Once I moved away from Walnut Grove, I upgraded.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | May 6, 2021 9:58 PM |
[quote] I'm, also, a little worried about bugs.
But apparently not about commas.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | May 6, 2021 10:02 PM |
See R30, R140.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | May 6, 2021 10:11 PM |
Horse hair is the way to go.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | May 6, 2021 10:54 PM |
R7 Are you using fresh or dead needles?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | May 6, 2021 11:03 PM |
Is this real?!
by Anonymous | reply 146 | May 6, 2021 11:13 PM |
Must be fresh to be exuding sap, R145.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | May 6, 2021 11:17 PM |
Your pine needle mattress should be made of heavy-duty canvas, OP. Needle-proof. Did you buy one of the cheap Korean ones?
by Anonymous | reply 148 | May 6, 2021 11:58 PM |
R147 Thanks.
I have a clearfell of pines coming up later in the summer and will have a go at making one.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | May 7, 2021 8:01 AM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 150 | December 23, 2021 3:34 AM |
Ok, I know this is an old thread, but I hadn't seen it until R150 bumped it. We've all decided this is an EST right?
I mean there can't be people buying the one thing my Granny, a depression-era sharecropper's daughter, said was the absolute worst thing about being poor. As bad as things have ever gotten for her as an adult, she has taken solace in the fact she doesn't have to sleep on pine straw anymore. Whenever anyone of us complains about not having things, she says, "you have a bed? With a real mattress? You aren't poor, poor is sleeping on a mattress stuffed with pine straw."
by Anonymous | reply 151 | December 23, 2021 3:54 AM |
I don't.
But, then again, I don't live in the Appalachians during the first World War.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | December 23, 2021 4:11 AM |
R148 is right, you need a canvass like cover for the mattress, thin material isn't suitable.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | July 3, 2022 3:34 AM |
I googled the hell out of it and the only thing that comes up is gardening websites. OP is you haven't become resinated to your bed, please link this fucking mattress.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | July 3, 2022 3:52 AM |
R154, I'm not OP, but as far as I know there isn't a pine needle mattress on the market because you have to change the needles out every six months or so. You either gather the needles yourself or order them online.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | July 3, 2022 4:02 AM |
Are you some type of forest creature?
by Anonymous | reply 156 | July 3, 2022 4:06 AM |
R154, I forgot to add that if you don't want the hassle of a whole pine needle mattress, you can go for a pine needle pillow and still see some therapeutic benefits. Needles and crushed twigs from Balsam Fir are the most popular.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | July 3, 2022 4:11 AM |
I was interested in one of those Japanese crushed rice/grain pillows, until I read many, many complaints about peoples’ houses being infested with moths and other bugs. It was truly horrifying.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | July 3, 2022 4:37 AM |
Buckwheat pillow, I think it was ^
by Anonymous | reply 159 | July 3, 2022 4:41 AM |
I had that Japanese buckwheat pillow. It was called a sobakawa pillow. No, it didn't attract moths and bugs. It's very firm and is probably best for a side sleeper.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | July 3, 2022 4:45 AM |
I sleep in a haystack, I drink rainwater, I bathe in rivers. The rest of you are bourgeoisie and your opinion does not matter.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | July 3, 2022 4:48 AM |
What's next? Prickly pear underwear?
by Anonymous | reply 162 | July 3, 2022 4:55 AM |
I realize that back in the 1800's it was popular to sleep on pine bough beds while camping in the forest. No sleeping bags then for backpacking fanatics but there's no excuse to do it now unless you'll die if you don't.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | July 3, 2022 5:01 AM |
It's not about having an excuse, R63.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | July 3, 2022 3:13 PM |