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Meghan Markle's pot farmer nephew gets caught with a KNIFE at London club hours after the royal wedding and blames TRUMP

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by Anonymousreply 21May 21, 2018 10:29 PM

Good lord you couldn't make these people as characters in a pulpy bad novel even if you TRIED.

by Anonymousreply 1May 21, 2018 3:48 AM

Harry would probably party hard and get along better with this nephew than with his own brother.

by Anonymousreply 2May 21, 2018 3:56 AM

Perfect in every respect.

by Anonymousreply 3May 21, 2018 4:01 AM

This guy looks like such a douchebag, like a MRA loser

by Anonymousreply 4May 21, 2018 4:07 AM

This is why I should be allowed to order beheadings once again.

by Anonymousreply 5May 21, 2018 4:14 AM

The gift that keeps on giving.

You just know that one of Sparkle's former (now ghosted) friends is putting together a reality show for this bunch.

by Anonymousreply 6May 21, 2018 4:16 AM

He looks A LOT like odious gay Zionist writer James Kirchick. In fact, I thought it was him.

by Anonymousreply 7May 21, 2018 4:20 AM

I wonder if Trevor, Sparkle's (she of the mailed back rings) ex, will handle the reality show?

by Anonymousreply 8May 21, 2018 4:26 AM

So they went all the way to London to stay in some $90 a night Doubletree miles outside of London, and were never even used as correspondents? Classic.

by Anonymousreply 9May 21, 2018 11:50 AM

[quote] ... blames Trump

Seems entirely reasonable.

by Anonymousreply 10May 21, 2018 12:22 PM

And people worried about the Middletons...

by Anonymousreply 11May 21, 2018 12:33 PM

I'm from Oregon. I think we have more than our fair share of nutty and notorious people. Tonya Harding, Rajneeshees, DB Cooper, Bob Packwood, Kip Kinkel, Ted Bundy, and the guy who plays the bagpipes while riding a unicycle and wearing a Darth Vader mask (the Unipiper).

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by Anonymousreply 12May 21, 2018 12:53 PM

[quote] the guy who plays the bagpipes while riding a unicycle and wearing a Darth Vader mask (the Unipiper).

Thank you for that, R12.

He's wearing a kilt! And has fire shooting from tubes attached to his bagpipes. Can one really play bagpipes under water?

by Anonymousreply 13May 21, 2018 4:02 PM

We all have 'special" relatives.

by Anonymousreply 14May 21, 2018 4:06 PM

R6, so destined to happen. No stopping it.

by Anonymousreply 15May 21, 2018 4:07 PM

I guess coming from America he couldn't bring his guns. He was probably just terrified to go out in London unarmed so picked up the local habit of carrying a knife, as you do.

by Anonymousreply 16May 21, 2018 4:35 PM

The entire family hid in a utility closet?

by Anonymousreply 17May 21, 2018 4:43 PM

I think Tyler is great, absolutely the best thing to come out of the recent Markle mayhem. Check out his announcement of his new product line, created to honour his newly royal relative. In an interview he said it would "blow off anyone's crown".

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by Anonymousreply 18May 21, 2018 4:47 PM

Wait a minute, didn't I read about a recent increase in knife attacks in London? So, the nephew heard about it too. When in Rome...

by Anonymousreply 19May 21, 2018 4:50 PM

The Middletons are LOVING this.

by Anonymousreply 20May 21, 2018 10:23 PM

[quote] Check out his announcement of his new product line, created to honour his newly royal relative.

But is this Union grass?

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by Anonymousreply 21May 21, 2018 10:29 PM
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