Apple Martin

The Apple DOES fall far from the tree.

Well, when your parents already look vaguely alien-like and then you're fed nothing but seaweed and quinoa for most of your life...

Well, bless her heart.

She looks just like her mom, but with wider spaced eyes. She is beautiful though.

Please NO!

Beautiful??? Umm…I really don't think so. Poor thing.

She's going to be a actress-model, I just know it.

Ok I read apple martini. Took me a while... Why would anyone in their right mind name their kid that? Guess I answered my own question there.

With her Dad in 2017

Yeah. She sure looks like Mama. Goop was a good looking teenager as well (how ripe is Apple anyway?) I'd love it if she turned out to be a nice/good person but the odds are surely stacked against her. Oh well. Fingers crossed.

She has to be photographed at *just* the right angle so both her eyes are vaguely pointing in the same direction and they look near about the same size...

The son is, apparently, a middle aged Little Person who gets a decent paycheck for agreeing to wear children's clothes and eat brown bag lunches at the zoo.

Apple gets a pass. She can’t help who her mother is. Hopefully she’ll take after her dad.

Apologies for density re: question of age.

R12, the eye thing shows she did

Her EYES!!!

You monsters, YOU MANIACS! What have you done to her EYES!?

Odd looking thing, isn't she? Plenty of time to mature and find make-up etc.

Wall-eyed and smug-lipped.

I'd rather DIE than eat cheese from a can!

She looks like a pretty version of Gwennie.

What's wrong with her eye?

She's lucky she's not plain like her cunt of a mother.

With mom

One eye with mom, one eye across the street.

She looks a bit special.

R24 lol they are rather spaced apart. She’ll probably grow into her features.

It's not just that they're spaced far apart and it's not just that one is notably higher than the other and it's not just that they never point in the same direction -- it's all of that at once.

She must be deformed because Gwen was smoking crack while she was pregnant. Poor dear.

You bitches are mean. She’s a really pretty little girl.

Parade of Helen Kellers stumbling through this thread.

Lourdes Ciccone is prettier

SHe's stunning. No two ways about it.

Many may be prettier, but she is sufficiently pretty. Especially when you consider that her entire career may consist of signing and cashing her Trust Fund checks.

How old is she?

Blythe is better looking than her daughter and granddaughter.

Hate to say it but she is just butt ugly

Yeah, OP's picture shows the eye on the right side of the picture HIGHER than the other eye. it's not as noticeable in other pics.

THIS is an absolutely stunning picture of her!

You are such a cruel bit ch, R38!

Hissing old bitches,that girl is gorgeous! I bet in a few years shes going to be truly stunning.I hate Goop as much as the next man,but dont project that on this girl.Wait a few years after shes had her "career" shoved down our throats(just like mother) THEN let the bile flow.

........

Oh my GOD! What the Hell is that thing!?!

[quote]Apple gets a pass. She can’t help who her mother is. Hopefully she’ll take after her dad.

If she were a boy then hell yeah, she'll want to look like Brad. But she's a girl.

She looks like Goop but with wider set eyes and a much smaller nose. So basically the best of both.

I think it's just a bad angle/photo. I've seen other pictures of her and she looks fine. Way to be a GREAT mom, Gwyn!

If my mother had 4 million followers and her social media posts were reported on in tabloids, bitch would be 6 feet under for posting that.

Luckily for Gwyneth, her father Bruce was her blood sacrifice.

Unluckily for Chris, and Apple herself, she is likely to be HIS blood sacrifice.

[quote]Hopefully she’ll take after her dad.

I'll take Goop's acting and movies anytime over whiny Coldplay.

I even made a goop Korean coleslaw once and it was pretty good.

A kind ex said gene fried.

People on DM saying Picasso print.

Goop wasn't really that pretty when she was young

That's what an unfiltered, sans fards, not taken by a professional photographer in a professional photo shoot picture looks like.

Gwyneth used to hide her face in all past photos. Imagine the work to make this freak kid even appear normal.

UGLY

Anyone else feel old now that this kid is a teenager?

I was reading up on narcissists. Scrolled down from covert narcs before I hit comments and there IT was...continued reading. What is a somatic narcissist with photo of Gwyneth. Nail meet head.

A somatic narcissist is a loser who goes out of their way to make YOU feel like shit. That's what drives them.

Among the many university degrees, dressage championships, violin virtuoso, gorgeous husband and children. She hit the genetic jackpot.

But she didn't and she's none of those things. There's the delusion. Her daughter is deformed and Gwyneth can't deal. A loser trying to trick her betters into believing she has it all.

That facial abnormality comes from the Paltrow side. See her uncle. Chris's parents must be livid!

R55 wtf are you going on about??!?

R56, the TRUTH you fucking loser who can't see THE TRUTH. That's what.

R55 is projecting.

Is one eye really that much higher than the other, as shown in the photo?

There should be one day when DLers are given a taste of their own snark, piss and vitriol. Imagine the worst picture of yourself posted here and the comments that would invite.

She looks like a prey animal.

R59 so she's really Shannen Doherty's daughter, then?

I actually have one eye slightly larger then the other myself. I'd like to think it doesn't detract.

I mean, it beats having a big honker or a lot of other things, right?

[quote] There should be one day when DLers are given a taste of their own snark, piss and vitriol. Imagine the worst picture of yourself posted here and the comments that would invite.

That's what "heaven or hell" afterlife is for, dear.

My issue [R60] is a notoriously image-conscious mother posting an unnecessarily bad photo of her child as a tribute. We all take bad pictures, but (hopefully) our parents don't share them with millions. WTF, MOM???

It looks like her eyes have been consciously uncoupled.

[quote]My issue [[R60]] is a notoriously image-conscious mother posting an unnecessarily bad photo of her child as a tribute. We all take bad pictures, but (hopefully) our parents don't share them with millions. WTF, MOM???

I agree. Age 14 is not a point when you should be made self-conscious about your looks.

I was greasy hair and early stages of acne age 14.

But isn't that the point Gwyneth trying to make though? That nothing is perfect including your own children and pictures of your children? I remember when her GOOP restricted, only healthy food crazyiness was at its peak she posted a picture of her biting into a regular burger like some regular non-Goop entity and the world got mad! (well, not really, but let's roll with that).

R54, that's all I've been able to think of. The actual story here: "daughter looks like mother." WGAF? But for you and me, it's, "Oh, God, I'm thirteen years older AGAIN?"

WW for R2

We had a great thread on crazy dietary laws and restrictions Goop enjoys imposing on her children. Lots of anger and resentment manifesting at mealtime.

[quote]Anyone else feel old now that this kid is a teenager?

I do. The only way I even know about this kid is because people made so much fun of her name when she was christened. My heart almost skip a beat when I realized the kid at OP is her.

I think she looks cute. She looks like a mixed race kid in the OP's pic, though not in the others.

"There should be one day when DLers are given a taste of their own snark, piss and vitriol. "

What kind of world do you think "DLers" live in? What kind of charmed lives do you think we lead.

It's not all earrings and caftans. Sometimes, nails are broken and weaves are pulled.

LIVE WITH IT, BITCH!

The kid is a fug missing a chromosome at least. Nobody would be happy with that. But Gwyneth has got to pretend that shit is all normal. Remember, somatic narcissist who hid her kid's face before the 5 operations, okay?

Her eyes are looking in different directions!

She's weird and off putting.

I wonder if she steams her vagina or is she too young for that yet? I can't remember if Gwyneth recommended a vagina steaming start age.

Either way - I'm not sure what the fuck she's looking at.

I think she’s going to be an incredible beauty mark my words

[quote] It's not just that they're spaced far apart and it's not just that one is notably higher than the other and it's not just that they never point in the same direction -- it's all of that at once.

I think she's gorgeous.

[quote]SHe's stunning. No two ways about it.

So’s a rock upside your head.

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FAS.

Did she really have five operations on her face?