Andy Cohen is a fucking MESS at the 2018 Billboard Awards!

Do we really need a new thread for this?..There are multiple BBMA threads

He wants Erika Jayne to set him up with 1 of her dancers (obviously much younger). She's 1 of the Beverly Hills housewives

Andy reacting to Taylor Swift winning an award

Coked up mess he usually is

Andy grooving out to Ariana Grande

close up

I seriously hope Andy Cohen dies. He is horribly annoying.

Mazel!

He’s like a much less powerful Harvey Weinstein whose lechery people giggle at because he is gay and therefore “adorable.”

This is hilarious.

Jason Kennedy is married to Lauren Scruggs, that girl who walked into a plane propellor and lost a hand and eye. Ironically, I grew up in Plano and had friends that knew Lauren pre-accident.

Jason does ping to high heaven though. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s at least bi.

I’m guessing Andy fucked him before he was established at E! (Same parent company as Bravo), and just said it because he is high and it was an act of aggression to embarrass Kennedy on live TV for asking about his relationship status.

DL faves collide!! Andy and Frankie selfie!

R13 That could be a still from a David Lynch movie.

Are people on Twitter liking Andy? It seems the comments are saying they want to be best friends with him.

wow! what a douche.

People who aren’t on DL tend to think Andy is an adorable homosexual pet.

So it begins...

[quote]People who aren’t on DL tend to think Andy is an adorable homosexual pet.

There is a certain type of woman for whom Andy is the human equivalent of a purse Chihuahua, their fantasy ideal of a "gay bestie" who exists only to take them to brunch, gossip about the Real Housewives and commiserate with them when they can't find a boyfriend.

Jesus, r13, how bout a warning next time!

Preach it Gargamel

All jokes aside thats an awful thing to wish on someone R8.

Is the OP aware of the already existant BBMA thread?

Why do we need another one?

He must so insecure - imagine being his age, giggling about getting drunk, chasing straight back-up dancers, getting high and making sure everyone knows it, and being a two-dimensional cartoon gay stereotype.

chanting JLo but looking like he's almost gonna pass out

R23 This appears to be an Andy Cohen commentary, not a music awards one. Chill out.

did he go with bff Bruce Bozzi?

Bruce Bozzi’s skin isn’t quite shrinkwrapped. He should get two more facelifts pronto.

We don't know what a Bruce Bozzi is.

Andy reinforces the "gays are sex-crazed" stereotype by hitting on his "friend" Jason Kennedy is who is famously devoutly Christian and famously married to a woman. Pathetic.

Andy Cohen is the Meagain Markle of whatever Andy Cohen is the is of. To paraphrase the Duke of Edinburgh: what is the point of him?

Their is already a thread on this!!

Andy sizes up each celebrity and will dump on the ones who he considers D-list. He did this to Lance Bass, too.

R33 Andy was loving being at the Billboard Awards because a lot of the celebs there are "bigger" than him. He feels it raises his profile

[quote]Andy was loving being at the Billboard Awards because a lot of the celebs there are "bigger" than him.

Really? Every other celebrity with the exception of that shitstain Fankie Grande are bigger than Cohen.

Andy is one big disgusting tragedy.

He thinks this is the way to get higher profile celebs to appear on his show.

Bravo is part of the NBC family which is the only reason he was there with Padma, another Bravo “Star.”

Why is he such a bad dresser? His clothes are horrific.

Padma at least was fucking Salman Rushdie for a while. She’s got loads more cachet than Andy.

[quote] She’s got loads more cachet than Andy.

Yes, but Andy's caught more loads than she has, so does that make them even?

Andy apparently skipped the chapter in the Gay Handbook about not dressing and acting like he's forever 21.Bitch has no dignity,no self respect.I used to think he was cute,but now I find him tedious.

Oooh, shady boots on this thread! Lotsa jealous fat haters!

I always feel like I should hate him more, but I can't. He's just really shallow. I do like his gravelly voice, though.

The Bottom Closet Kills!

I told you all he was a coke whore but no one wanted to listen. Lets just all trash Kathy. Now look at what you did, your TV idol that the rest of America sees as a "regular gay" is a hot mess.

The people defending him on those Kathy G threads surely knew he was a snowhound but were pretending otherwise to try to win the argument. No one but innocent Midwestern grandmothers could miss the huge pupils and coke sweats.

Coke Whore

Andy Cohen has a series cocaine and meth drug addiction. His friends need to intervention before it's too late.

R49 Meth too? Spill!

He’s too fat to be a a crack and meth whore..

R51 yep, bloated Coke Whore

Christ, you'd have to be coked up to deal with the shit at R3. And then there's the music....

BLIND ITEM -- This late night talk show host likes answering questions from the public. Turns out though, the public needs to ask the questions he wants asked or his staff just writes them and pretends they come from the public. Andy Cohen ("Watch What Happens Live")

I also used to think he was cute physically and personality-wise despite being smarmy. Now I find him intolerably creepy. He is definitely always under the influence of some substance, which I find really sad—alcohol, weed, cocaine, he brags about it all. His disgusting bragging about using young “pass-around party bottoms” was the tipping point for me; the only sort of party I’ve ever heard of where that sort of thing happens casually is a “party with Tina” of the sort that guys used to invite me to in the 2000s. I don’t know how this man made it through the cocaine-fuelled 80s, the meth-fuelled 2000s ans beyond and is still standing at nearly 50. His brain must be a big wet sponge by now. And worst of all is how he treats people. Andy, you’re almost 50 years old. It’s time to grow up. Dating or fucking 22 year olds looks REALLY bad on you. We get that you like their youthful bodies and faces, but you’re older now and people are supposed to mature beyond basic lusting after every fawn that prances by. Associating with them actually makes you look much, much older, not younger. You’re the evil witch, and those boys are Snow White. You can’t steal their youthful vitality, and you’re going to lose in the end if you try to do it. Just embrace being old. Stick with Bruce. He looks like an old man who has had fourteen facelifts. You look human on his arm. And take a long Peruvian vacation and let a shaman heal your addictions with ayahuasca. You’ll be better for it. You look unhealthy and borderline insane, and we can all see your drug use on your face. Your body is too old for cocaine and meth. Your heart is going to just stop one of these days from the damage you are doing to it.

He's just one gay creep level above Bryan Singer...for now.

I want my old Bravo back!

Can’t wait for the Andy accusations to come out, but it’ll probably be 50 years before #MeGayToo takes off.

GOOD FOR HIM

HE IS LIVIN IT UP

WHO WANTS TO BE HIM

SCHMOOZE WITH THE STARS, FUK THE CUTE ONES, AND GET BLASTED ON BLOW

ME!!!!

What Andy sees in the mirror when he’s high.

What sober Andy knows he looks like on a very good day.

How Andy Cohen knows the world sees him because his fans tag him in fan art like this.

Proud to be John Mayer’s gay sidekick after Mayer told Playboy “my dick is a white supremacist” and used the word n****r to describe all the odds against him in his very-difficult life.

Even an opportunistic name-dropping starfucker after the star is dead.

In his downtime, always defaults to 1970s child molestor chic despite fans imploring him to stop scaring children.

he gets to suk that legendary huge cock of mr mayer: nice job!!

Heartbroken when people compare him to Paul Lynde, then does this.

...and this.

Randomly does commercials for salad dressing,

Destroys credibility of journalists by association.

If you listen to his recent Love Connectiin blitz (Howard, Sandra Bernhard), he is turning 50 in a few days and goes out of his way to discuss how “jacked” he is and how comfortable in his skin he’s in because he’s lost a lot of weight. He is thin, I’ll give him that. But seriously- who cares? There are plenty of thin 50 year olds in media and entertainment. The way he mugs and carries on, you’d think he manages a Chiptole in Topeka. Calm down- you live in NYC and have “10 jobs” (as you always brag). The least you can do is keep it tight. Doesn’t mean you should be given a Nobel Prize. It’s the mugging and self satisfaction that tweaks me.

Destroys credibility of legitimate subcultures by association.

Steals Kathy Griffin’s embarrassing-my-parents-makes-me-look-cute schtick to miserable effect.

Gay on TV means gay clowns

Don’t get me started on Eleanor Cohen. You can tell she’s a C bag who lordes her son’s celebrity over her book club and bridge club friends in a way that is no way benevolent.

Big fan and promoter of Meghan McCain, according to Meghan McCain.

Wearing creepy mustache, claims to be giving Hillary Clinton advice on debating Donald Trump, based on Real Housewives.

Competently threatens to rape small children and domestic animals without using any words.

Believing he is sexy, tries to sell shaving “lubrication strips,” with ALL of his fans calling him a greedy sellout.

Using his gay card, pulls a Weinstein on camera on his show all the time with full immunity from criticism.

I don't watch TV, had no idea who this guy was - found the thread very interesting - deconstruction of a human being that seems to have self created a mess of himself. Also from his pictures he gives off a very creepy vibe - this might have worked/been less threatening when he was young - but its jumped the shark at this point. Loved the comment about him being the human version of the purse Chihuahua. Every time I come to this site, the descriptive word usage is like mind candy!

I find him fun zaney and don't give shit....

Hi R81, what do you think of the mind candy at R82?

Old...

Sad...

Pathetic...

TIRED.

Who the fuck fawns over lame-assed J.Lo these days anyhow?

Did a very tanned Andy threaten a very bland Anderson during a recent party at the beach house? Sure looks like it.

and of course the fellow man-child bestie Bruce Bozzi hanging by his side hoping to lap up some of the refelcted “glamour” in his 1990s twink-like Diesel wear. Uh God - sad pathetic old gay men.

Bloated Blandy is feeling fat, what with the black shirt and the crossing the arms over the belly and the pulling of the jacket around him like Dorothy and her mid-calf vests on The Golden Girls.

Leave him alone!!!!

I love this thread. I have always found that clown to be one of (if not THE) most annoying sycophantic douchenozzles to ever appear on television. Why does he have to be gay, too? I mean, we really don't need the reinforcement of an annoying, cloying stereotype. I wish someone would slap his face hard on national television or do something to literally humiliate him so he would just SHUT THE FUCK UP. Seriously.

So, how often do we think Miss Cohen has used her limp wrists to pencil dial up Datalounge and see what this "pit of vipers" has saying about her since last night? Probably has the page bookmarked.

How many male prostitutes did he hire for his after party last night?

Andy keeps his job by supplying drugs and escorts/prostituttes to entertaintaimnent executives.

He LOVES this thread!

He gets google alerts on his name and has sent the link to all of his friends to complain about how bitchy f&gs can be. Of course, he LOVES being gossipped about online.

He is still hanging with druggie porn star Brent Corrigan!

The irony is that he acts the exact same way on his show as he accuses DL of acting.

Bruce Bozzi is a nice guy from a rich New York family. They own the Palm Restaurants. He grew up in my cousin's building on Park Avenue and was very well liked. He is also married to one of the most powerful men in Hollywood, Bryan Lourd, one of the heads of CAA. I don't know what the fuck he sees in Cohen, who uses Bruce every chance he gets.

Is Bozzi real or a wax figure?

Cohen gets these guys lots of drugs and young boys to fuck,

Is AC POZ?

Andy Cohrn is pozitivly in love with himself!

Cohen maybe the most annoying girl on this planet!

He isn't gay. He is dating the girl for Sex and the City, Sarah Jessica Parker. They are everywhere together!

R94 is there an update? photos or instagram stories? How do you know it wasn't just a 1 time thing?

R96 Andy and Bruce have been friends for a long time, I think even longer than Andy has been with Anderson

Andie is Hampton’s royalty.

Andy and Brent Corrigan have been off and on for months now.

Christ, she looks to be about 3'8" standing next to Mayer.

Who knew that Andrew Cohen is a midget!

R102 both look so ridiculous

I started to really hate him after I found out he was besties with that mean cunt SJP.

Andy Cohen is not Hampton's royalty by any means.

I wonder how his nose hasn’t caved in yet

[quote]How many male prostitutes did he hire for his after party last night?

And, R91, how many of them were astute enough to demand payment in advance?

She has like 10 jobs. Very industrious busy little beaver.

Is it all drugs or do you think he has a spongy syphilitic brain, too?

At what point will NBC Uni consider him a liability?

Can't wait for him to have his #metoo moment.

#Timesup, Andy!

SJP has lots going on in her life. She’s probably Facebook friends with Cohen, at most, as thanks for him showing up as her date at the Met each year.

Of course Andy wants us to believe that they’re inseparable confidantes and that she can’t live without him.

i got a laugh from the title, this is from the newyorkpost .

Andy still reveres SJ in a way that suggests he hasn’t gotten the memo that her star has faded (Divorce- a minor “hit” and the SATC franchise hasn’t aged well for reasons known to all). When he is her plus one, he has the smug affect of the adoring gay nerd who is on the arm of the head cheerleader, who has since fallen from grace. Everyone knows this but him.

,,,,,anal warts.

He looks great for 65

LOL LOL LOL... if he does read here that will send him looking for his stash...

who wouldn't wanna trade places with him tho.

the man has fun!!!

“And just like that... R118’s point is made. I had to wonder... is there a benefit out there where my Louboutins would be Lou-be-welcome????”

If your definition of fun is being an empty cliche, aging gracelessly.

r55, your post is hilarious. You have given this ALOT of thought.

Essentially, I agree with you.

Stop trashing effeminate gay men! I'm sick of it! The truth is that you see yourself in these men and you're embarrassed by it. Don't be. Be proud of all gay men, whether they be masculine or flamboyant.

[quote]The truth is that you see yourself in these men and you're embarrassed by it.

Wrong. Many of us aren't cliches. Cohen is a cliche, that's what HE should be embarrassed about.

[quote]Be proud of all gay men, whether they be masculine or flamboyant.

He's done nothing for our cause. He exploits us and has done nothing to make us proud of him. Anything he does benefits him and him only.

What I see in Andy Cohen is one of the worst kinds of character... and community of people far too willing to admire him and how he lives.

And fuck that risible be proud of gay men rubbish... what idiocy. I'm proud of gay men who demonstrate character and accomplishments of which normal people would be proud.

R126, just to be clear, should be we proud of Aaron Schock?

He is part of the problem of Women's bad behavior that they are all so proud of now. The new extroverted, eye-rolling, Martini/Pinot guzzling, dissociative, screaming, bad mother, husband-beating whoredom he helped to create.

He did make that network and create a legion of reality stars, I'll give him that. But he seems like a superficial alcoholic/addict who places greater value on celebs than normal people. His value system is fucked.

Are his eyes getting MORE crossed?!

[quote]He did make that network and create a legion of reality stars, I'll give him that

An accomplishment for humanity that is right up there with the invention of candy floss or edible condoms.

I can't stand Andy Cohen but do appreciate that he outed Jason Kennedy, founding member of CCCC™ (Celebrity Christian Closet Cases™). Matt Lanter, you're next.

he turned bravo into a rich rich network with all that housewife shit

he mus be very wealthy from it

Photo in R63 is interesting.... John Mayer is 6' 3". Does the R63 photo make Cohen approx. 5' 8"?

R136, Andy is a good 4'10" if anything.

I would like to think he at least has one authentic bone in his body. As far as being superficial, at least he owns it, or pretends to. I don't see a great deal of self-reflection. I wonder what Andy's "down time" looks like. Is a single bowel movement a time to regroup?

Jason Kennedy deserved every bit of that. I'm not a Cohen fan, but Kennedy is an even worse fake.

Is this bitch in rehab yet?

[quote] he turned bravo into a rich rich network with all that housewife shit he mus be very wealthy from it

No actually he didn't. Though he misleadingly takes sole credit for creation of the Housewives series. He was just one person among a team of people who created the series. The network demoted him a couple of years ago.

gotta hand it to him, he never misses work and is able to function on tv ok with his....habit (if he has one, maybe he jus partys on special occasions , if he were strung out it would show, he don't look horrible) I doubt Anderson would hang and travel with a coke junkie.

Anderson is permanently tainted by his association. Andy is like Fergie to Diana, trying to bring everyone down to his level.

He is on drugs almost all the time. He is usually found snorting cocaine before his shows.

After his Billboard performance you would think some of his good friends like SJP would do an intervention and send him to Betty Ford.

wanna party with and blow mr cohen, how do I do it???

“Stop trashing effeminate gay men! I'm sick of it! The truth is that you see yourself in these men and you're embarrassed by it. Don't be. Be proud of all gay men, whether they be masculine or flamboyant.”

What are you even talking about? Andy Cohen is not the queerest of the queer, and I don’t care if he were. I like Paul Lynde. I like Alan Cumming. I like Chris Colfer.

My disdain for Cohen is: He’s a famous person and yet he is a ceaseless starfucker. He is pushing 50 and brags about banging barely legal boys. He loves frat types and types like John Mayer—who admitted in a Playboy interview to being racist, and who admits with everything he says that he is misogynistic. What does he have in common with Andy Cohen? Oh, right: Andy Cohen has made a career making absolute fools of delusional, rich aging women who are desperate for fleeting fame and youthful beauty. (His own counterparts in female form.) He shows in interviews how catty and vicious he can be, but he can’t take what he dishes out. He has shown that he has a real cruel streak. And at 50, he survived the AIDS crisis and he shows up at HIV/AIDS fundraisers and even won an award from Amfar—ostensibly just for being gay, since he does nothing publicly for AIDS relief!—even as he talks about wild parties with his midcentury friends taking turns fucking college aged “pass around party bottoms.” The way he treats young male models on his talk show crosses every line of verbal and many lines of physical sexual harassment that were he not gay his career would be ended by—yet he gets to giggle and get away with it?

My problem with Cohen has nothing to do with his flamboyance and everything to do with his words and his behaviors. And I don’t see him doing any favors for any gay people. This is like Gloria Steinem saying any woman who doesn’t vote for any female candidate is a traitor to feminists. No. Feminists and gay people who embrace equality support their own generally but recognize when an asshole is an asshole, and they don’t support assholes just because they are from the same tribe. That is how the Republican party ended up supporting Donald Trump.

R142 Kathy Griffin went on a tirade in a video months ago and one accusation was that Andy Cohen tried to coerce her to snort cocaine with him before Watch What Happens Live persistently even though he knows she doesn’t even drink alcohol. She was disturbed that he was so insistent and that that happened in a professional setting, just before airing the live show—she was of course torn apart by DataLoungers who thought Andy was simply being generous. Either way, that anecdote just bolsters the very regular comments Cohen makes about coke to his guests, and together I have to believe this is an everyday thing for him, not something for special occasions.

And I gotta be honest. I am a white guy but I live in DC and I know too many black people whose friends and relatives have been arrested for fucking marijuana possession, and it makes me sick that this little pipsqueak entertainment executive has done everything but pay shirtless NYC police to snort crack off their asses on his show. He flaunts his indulgences, which is fine, who cares, but flaunting illegal behaviors that would land other people who are not rich and famous and white in prison increases the resentment I have for him exponentially.

R143 I’ll never be able to respect Cooper’s journalism. I see him on 60 Minutes and simultaneously I see a guy who conducts a good interview and in my head I see him giggling like a teen girl high on weed alongside a coke-snorting Andy Cohen and John Mayer and his “white supremacist dick,” backstage before Cohen and Cooper sit in front of hundreds of paying customers who came to...listen to Cooper and Cohen talk to one another about themselves? Fuck him. Journalists really need to keep their private lives private if they are this grotesque off camera.

The more I watch his on air talent and get exposed to his off air life, I really wonder how it is Anderson Cooper has done as well as he has. There really doesn't seem to be a lot going on there. Maybe it is just the cachet of his pedigree and his looks, to the extent they're good looks for a news actor. Anchor.

I rarely watch Anderson, his style is stiff and odd....queer fellow indeed.

at times entertaining tho, his eccentric chuckle..

Ah heh heh heh.

Thanks for the shout out.

well done lad

How old is Andy and I am sure in gaydom his behavior is very embarrassing.

ide give me left teat to have his success and coterie of fab stars....THE GOOD LIFE

It’s the looks and the pedigree, R150. It’s rarely spoken of (because it doesn’t have to be), but Cooper’s Vanderbilt status has carred him as much as any Kennedy’s status carries any Kennedy. And people fawn over his appearance for reasons a bit beyond me. Remember that his first high-profile gig was as the host of “The Celebrity Mole.” A game show host, which was fitting. But perhaps because he is so stiff, he was repurposed as a charisma-free news reader. He has the sort of true privilege that the industry builds around him rather than him developing himself. When he giggled once and ladies thought it was cute, his producers basically created his giggle as a whole personality and marketed that and the world bought it. Why would CNN ever hire Kathy Griffin? Because she prompted their star to giggle, and that’s basically his whole schtick besides reading a TelePrompTer.

Do you see Jeff Glor or Anthony Mason or Cecilia Vega on TV commercials and buses and people fawning over them on Instagram? Nope! So usher in David Muir, the latest handsome newsreader and heir apparent to Cooper’s newsman heartthrob mantle.

I love the British term “news reader” and I use it now instead of “anchor” because it’s a far more honest descriptor.

I found out not long ago that NPR’s news anchors are not all journalists and, in fact, in the role of news anchor they are not considered journalists at all—they’re voice actors, members of SAG-AFTRA. These are simply people hired to sound good on the radio or look good on camera. Considering that, Cooper as Cohen’s sidekick and vice versa makes a lot more sense. Anderson Cooper is essentially a male Paris Hilton by breeding and rearing, pimped out as a child model who then tried to be a game show host, but lacking any natural charisma or energy was reassigned to reading news.

Ugh, don't mention David Muir in the same breath with the albino turd.

David wanted to be where he is since he was a teen, patiently worked his way up, spent years buried on the ABC overnight news and, against steep odds, got to the top of his profession.

Cooper is a lucky nothing with a blunted affect.

R156 to be fair Anderson did used to go to war zones in the past. I think he's much better as a live reporter than a personality hosting or reading news. BTW he met Kathy on Celebrity Mole. That's how far back they went. They were friends for a while

There is zero question that for whatever talents Anderson Cooper has, he got his leg up due to his family name and "pedigree." Period. Born on third base. Not sure if the thinks he hit a triple or not.

oh certainly Anderson's name and mother's connections helped his career

R156:

"I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear."

r63 lol I love he added by the way I am 5'9" . Not in that picture sweetie, you look like his Benjamin Buttons toddler friend. Who ever posted that blind item that was taken directly from here. It's long been known Cohen and his staff write all the questions then let the guest call in to ask them. Did you ever wonder why he knows exactly what they are asking even when they are cut off?

[quote]I would like to think he at least has one authentic bone in his body.

When he does, it's eight inches and belongs to a Puerto Rican rent boy.

Spend 2 minutes with Cohen and you will want to punch him in the face. He is just another creature to emerge from the Swamp in the Age of Trump!

Anderson was spotted at DCA a couple days ago with that new boyfriend of his.

When this thread shows up in the next Google alert delivered to Andy Cohen, I hope he will heed our observations and realize he needs a drug intervention ASAP and also some therapy. They say that even though malignant narcissism and sociopathy are personality disorders and not mental illnesses per se, narcissists and sociopaths can make some mild progress with a lot of therapy that can at least teach them to recognize empathy objectively, if not from an actual human emotional level.

Good luck, Andy. Being found collapsed and stiff on the floor with a midface covered in white powder is not going to leave you with as glamorous and as fabled a legacy as you imagine.

Anyone know why Howard Stern is always sucking this guy’s cock?

Andy seems like the fake type that Howard would love to make fun of, yet he loves him for some reason.

Andy was so coked out at the awards, he was a sweating and stuttering mess! Tragic.

Stern's wife Beth is friends with Brandi Glanville and Kristen Takeman. He got into the RHOBH because of his wife then when Andy got his Sirius channel Howard had him on. TBH he is a good guest but he better be careful. Last time he was on he described how "he" created the housewives franchise. That a "guy" brought them a video tape of his neighbors in Orange County and Andy and his "team" fleshed it out into the Real Housewives. None of which is true and Scott Dunlap should probably sue him for that statement on air. Dunlop created "Behind the gates" the real housewives of Orange county" documentary - that was the "video tape this guy" brought. Dunlop is listed as na EP because of it and credited for creating the franchise NOT Cohen.

[quote]He is pushing 50 and brags about banging barely legal boys

His ex was 25 or older. You’re just a homophobic asshole with that long tirade. Get a blog. FF’d and blocked.

You block R 147 and all of the dissertations on Andy Cohen vanish.

Andy Cohen looks like he is closer in age to 65+

It’s 100% true Andy had VERY LITTLE to do with the Bravo reinventing, what he DID do was ass kiss and take a nearly non-existent salary to do less work and blankly manage the reliable old pro teams that produced all the new content, his various assistants all were more hands on, and ironically all have more meaningful positions with the internal hierarchy. They finally just moved Andy to his wrap up talk show and reunion specials. He’s despised by most production houses and is a terrible manager of talent. Atta boy!

Yes, he went from executive to on-air tal...er, personality.

Andy at R171 got his feelins hurt 😢

Looky everybody! Puffy Coke Whore Andy's back at R170.

R 176. Enough. I’m not him. I like him tho. Blocked.

Looky everybody! Puffy Coke Whore Andy's back at R177 and he blocked me!

Amdy discovered the thread and he is blocking like a motherfucker. Does he understand he is only blocking himself from seeing us, and not, like, vaporizing us? He’s not very bright, you know...

I know for a fact Cohen reads DL - he loathes it. He won't post, he will get his assistants to post. He is convinced everyone who hates him is just jealous of him and does not see what he has become. An aging peter pan who is looking pathetic at light speed.

I am jealous of him and his thick all-top cock and his addictions and his superficial, unsophisticated mental capacity and his guaranteed joyless future of longing eternally for the past and bygone youth. So fucking hot!

I meet him at a party in January & he is a midget, without his shoes he is around 5"3. He was a total asshole, drinking booze and Coke at the same time. He needs a personality transplant and a month at Betty Ford!

He was on Fallon and you could see and hear the coke bloat and nasal blockage, a mess, I mean A MESS!!

I feel that someday there will be a Scooby-Doo moment wherein meddling kids rip the mask off his head only to reveal the much much much bigger Olmec head of Perez Hilton.

Hey Andy, if you're reading this, can you tell us about Daniel Craig? Is he bi? he just got his wife pregnant...she's like almost 50!

Maybe Andy is acting out. Poz? She IS turning 60 soon.

Andy is an imbecile, when he was constrained to being an off-camera dolt nobody suspected the level of incompetence, but once the higher ups couldn’t support his mishandling of certain content, but not wanting to trouble themselves, they promoted his underlings and moved him to where his manic ego would not demolish morale and be a source of free pr, they knew he was desperate to forge a persona, and boy did he ever. Loud, clueless, fawning, a celebrity sucubus with the emotional capacity of a cobb salad. It won’t end well, especially with the escalating booze and blow usage.

What's he doing that's so wrong? The majority of us celebrate getting as much sex as you can and having as much fun as you can. He's doing exactly what we like: sex positive, nothing heteronormative.... he's got a great life.

If he were 20 it might be a "great life" and you could perhaps overlook the immaturity, bragging, outright lying, and fawning.

But he's double that age plus another decade and it just looks pathetic.

Many here hate him (or maybe most) because he’s gay. This site has a long, rich, and dark history of homophobia for every gay person imaginable. Even Matthew Shepard. Anybody who denies that, is not telling the truth.

But, I do notice that this site has issues/hate for white gay men. Magic Johnson’s son is hated here but most of the posts in his threads have a Lip Stick Alley vibe to them, so not sure if those threads are from LSA transplants. But, regardless, he’s gay and hated here. But, most of the hate on Datalounge is directed at white gay men.

Pleazzzz Miss Cohen. No one hates Andrew Cohen because of his sexuality, they despise him because he is a vile, mean, cruel, two faced, petty, nasty human being.

R192 no, unfortunately your post is found on every thread about a white, openly gay man. You left out “narcissist” though, and a couple other homophobic things. But, I mean, you could have easily copied and pasted your post from another white, openly gay man thread.

The problem with your theory is it neglects to address the many gay men, white and otherwise, who are well liked here.

What you're really wanting is for gay, male celebrities to have a pass for bad behavior. Ain't gonna happen no matter how many times you to spin a natural disgust for Cohen as homophobia.

Andy Cohen keeps posting here on DL. Andy stopped blaming attacks on you homophobia! You are a certifiable creepy troll posting defense of your behavior here online.

Jason Kennedy and Taylor Lautner are best friends nowadays and go on all male trips recently...

You think it's hard being a gay man on this board?

I remember when Andy Cohen was the hood ornament on Barry Diller's Bentley. DVF was not amused, and screeched to Barry in her Viennese nasal drawl "Get that tiny Jew of of the car"

Barry Diller only likes very young blond non Jewish boys.

Wait, so if a white gay man like me is creeped out by Andy Cohen because of his lecherous, drug-worshipping, star-fucking behaviors, I am homophobic?

No, R200, You have taste.

There are plenty of reasons to not like Cohen - the fact he happens to be gay is not one of them. He parlayed his producer career at CBS into an executive gig at applause which got bought and turned into Bravo. He has all but openly said he created the real housewives franchise when he didn't and in fact the creator sued Bravo because of that. Why do you think Bravo had a conscious uncoupling with Cohen? More people at Bravo hate him than on here. He has made a career of collecting famous friends and social climbing and taking credit for other people's work. He really is a despicable person.

Jason Kennedy and Taylor Lautner are best friends nowadays

I hope Jason Kennedy doesn't lure Lautner into becoming a member of CCCC™ (Celebrity Christian Closet Cases™).

I can't deal with another closeted gay Christian--find a congregation that accepts your homosexuality. Many Christians do accept gays, Matt and Jason. You don't have to be evangelical to go to Heaven.

My first paragraph was a quote from R196, formatted badly.

I give Andy a lot of credit for having an extremely successful career on minimal talent. That being said, I would be mortified at his age (49) to carry on the way he does.

He looks extremely lecherous, and does nothing but help perpetuate that myth by every single word that falls out of his mouth.

Cohen is closer to 65 years old.

I would be doing the exact same thing as Andy if I could afford it and my health wouldnt give out ! I just wouldnt be doing it in the public eye. His day of reckoning is coming,we all know what Im talking about.

People are bitching on Andy because he’s a bitch himself, there is nothing nice about him, especially if you’re a civilian, even when he’s skulking around the West Village with Sarah Jessica Parker or another celebrity he clings too, he’s a horror, not friendly at all. His fantasy would be that all the normal people vanish and only his starfucker reality would prevail. He’s been like that since his CBS days, just transparent and exhausting in his ass kissing.

Has she had sex with any of the Housewife husbears? Joe Gorga. Mauricio. Or SJP’s husband? Enquiring minds want to know. Picturing a flip flop with Carolyn’s son, Albee.

Matthew Broderick can barely stand Andy, but he tolerates him because it gives him his freedom when SJP has her girls night out with Andy, they go to places Matthew doesn’t enjoy. Matthew either likes to stay home and watch baseball in his sweats or have HIS boys nights out with his Broadway buds. Andy LOVES going to dinner with Sarah and making sure it’s an outside table so he’lol be seen. Ugh!

Gurl is lying about her age.

He asked the yachties from Below Deck if it is acceptable that he doesn’t tip the crew when he’s a guest on his rich friend’s yacht. “What if a charming guy, who is a guest on a yacht, thanks the crew sincerely for the great service instead of providing a cash tip. Would that be okay?”

The yachties laughed at him and Andy seemed let down. Cheapskates are the worst. He feeds the “bitchy, superficial gay” stereotype AND the “miserly jew” stereotype. Gross.

Cohen is a notorious non-tipper and a “swag thief”, he’ll snatch ten bags at an event, and has been known to root through gift bags and take high end toiletries, especially razor blades, a horror!

Sit DOWN, Sweaty Puffy Coke Whore!

SIT.

THE.

FUCK.

DOWN.

R180 how do you know he reads DL? I thought he just found out 1 time about DL when doing a search and a thread about how he's an insatiable bottom came up with a bunch of negative posts beneath it?

R182 elaborate please!

I believe he reads DL but probably not everyday...since he's so busy.

[Quote] I hope Jason Kennedy doesn't lure Lautner into becoming a member of CCCC™ (Celebrity Christian Closet Cases™).

I thought he was religious? Or maybe it's just his family.

R215 there's a thread where Cohen had commented on DL, calling it a pit of vipers or something.

R212 not surprised he's a shitty tipper. He must be an embarrassing nightmare to travel with, demanding and condescending to those "beneath" him.

R218, he’s also one of those “special order” nightmares who believes all menus are mere suggestions and he can order whatever his teen skewed diet demands...embarrassment 24/7!

He must really stink up a bathroom.

r215 I know it for a fact because I have seen it with my own eyes.

I like him. Not sure why he gets so much hate here.

r209 - there are rumors that Andy has been with a house husband in Jersey..to keep his wife on the show.

Oh my!

r224 not that big of a stretch - this particular house husband is rumored to have been with a few men on the side. Mostly men who work for him in his business. He might be short but if the rumors are true he is a true Italian.

R225 is obviously talking about Richie, Kathy Wakile's husband aka Liver Lips.

r226 - that made me lol..

r220 nailed it.

Andy was in lust with a waiter at the old VYNL on 9th Ave, a cornfield twink, he’d haunt that place trying to land that kid’s golden hole...never did happen. The guy thought he was hideous!

r126 ... as well as cokeheads, greedy backstabbing two-faced bitches, and superficial shallow hot messes.

r215, why is it so out of your grasp that Cohen reads DL? Every gay man eventually finds DL. You act like anybody tagged a celebrity lives in a remote Olympian sky world way up in the clouds that have no idea of what us mere mortals get up to down here.

Gay man with access to internet = a Datalounger.

Andy has a very tiny weenie!

Several people here attested here years ago that Cohen flashed them and played with himself at an Equinox gym steamroom in NYC, but nobody ever filled out details. Anybody?

When he played with himself, what did he play? Board games? Cards? Peter Pan?

He sweats and has horrible breath, is a loud talker and hogs whatever food or drug is in front of him. An oaf!

R222 Plenty of reasons have been stated here. For my part, I’m creeped out by him. He is aggressive and he intimidates people with sexual aggression that masquerades as humor, and as a fellow gay man, I cringe when I see him do it and I cringe because he gets a pass for it because he is gay. A straight man would be drawn and quartered for acting the same way, and I want equality among human beings, not special treatment for gay men based on the premise we are innocuous, cute little pets.

The video with Jason Kennedy demonstrates Cohen’s sexual aggression. What if, for example, Michael Strahan asked a married female interviewer whether she would let him fuck her at 4 am in Vegas. Just imagine what would follow.

Kathy Griffin said Cohen pressured her to snort cocaine repeatedly just before going on live TV, on a show he hosted, knowing she doesn’t take any drugs, and he would not accept a no from her until they had to take the stage. Imagine Harvey Weinstein doing that to any woman who relied on him for promotion.

Cohen ostensibly is the employer of many (all?) of the Housewives, whom he demeans on TV regularly, including all manner of sexual harassment and even grabbing their breasts and lecherously insisting he’s a breast man. Would any straight man get away with that?

He asked Shaquille O’Neal, “How big is your dick?” on live TV. Imagine any other interviewer asking something like that. In particular, imagine again Michael Strahan asking a female athlete “How tight is your snatch?” Think about it.

One of the stars from Below Deck, a woman in her 40s or 50s, was on his talk show and he randomly asked her mid-conversation what surgery she had done. None, she said. So, he asked, just filler? Don’t do that, he told her. It makes you look really old. He said this on live TV and she looked like she was going to cry but forced a smile. Imagine Matt Lauer telling any female guest that she needs to change her cosmetics because she looks too old.

I could go on for hours, between Cohen’s weird bragging about fucking barely legal “pass around party bottoms” to pairing off with Anderson Cooper and influencing the supposed journalist to blurt out on TV that Andy Cohen is strictly a top. Why the fuck do I want a journalist telling me where a talk show host likes to put his dick? It’s all just too fucking weird and gross and as a gay man, it embarrasses me because far too many women adore this old creep and think that his behavior is an open door to talking to me the way he talks to people. I don’t want his middle aged fangirls asking me if I prefer to stick my dick in an ass or prefer a dick in my ass. Call me prude, but that’s not my idea of casual office chatter with acquaintances. They all point to Cohen as their influence—does that also mean they think I am a drug addict and a starfucker? Like it or not, Andy Cohen models for many expectations of gay men and I don’t want him as my role model, and I don’t think he should get a pass for doing what would destroy the career of any straight man in the public eye.

R236 has just stated her boundaries!

Couldn't agree more, R236.

Cohen is vile and his actions are beyond reprehensible.

[quote]I do like his gravelly voice, though.

Jewish american accent + also an asshole = THAT voice.

R236 nails it x10. A few corrections though. Cohen does not employ anyone at Bravo. He does not work at Bravo anymore he works for Bravo, like LVP or Jax or Kyle Richards. He is an employee. He was fired from bravo under the guise that he was "leaving his executive role to pursue his own production company." He basically was given the Star Jones out, that he could make up any story he wanted about why he was no longer an exec but he was no longer an exec. The other execs at Bravo really disliked him. He set himself up as the face of Bravo, He took credit for the success of the housewives franchise going as far as to imply he created it. That lead to Scott Dunlop, the guy who actually did create it, threatening to sue. Add those to things and Bravo moved to get him out. First, they made him change his twitter account from BravoAndy to just Andy which for weeks on air he would purposely say "tweet me at BravoAndy, oh I mean just Andy now." While this was happening he went to all the big housewives and rallied support for him. To save face they gave him EP credit on all the Housewives shows. Nene, who is probably the savviest when it comes to picking up on trouble, one time on air. seemed genuinely surprised when Andy said he gets a say in who is hired and fired. So much so she laughed in his face. Cohen still has his show which is popular, but even that was threatened. If people remember at the last upfronts one of the shows announced was to ostensibly look for a replacement host for WWHL.

His Instagram name is still bravoandy, and the last time I had Bravo on my TV, there was an “only on Bravo!” commercial that put the logo with his face. The network isn’t very consistent if it wants to disassociate Cohen with its brand.

r241 - the network puts only on bravo on the Housewives shows too in ads. He still is employed by Bravo he is just no longer an executive AT Bravo. He is on air talent.

R242 I understand that but if the network is eager to make that clear as you suggested—it’s not doing a good job. Why would it make him take bravo out of his twitter name but allow him to keep the same name on instagram? He is Bravo’s mascot as much as NBC’s is a peacock.

r242 - the goal was to make it clear to Cohen. They still have a vested interest in his success ON the network.

R244 Sounds like a devil’s bargain to me.

[Quote] he’d haunt that place trying to land that kid’s golden hole

Lol

r244 - it is in a way, but cutting off your nose to spite your face is never a good strategy.

It really is nauseating when Andy refers to himself as a power top. And he always has this smug glint in his eye when he brags about it. He really is vile.

His 15 minutes of fame ended 5 years ago and he tried to suck my cock at the gym- he is tiny in height and cock size!

He maybe the most disliked person in the entertainment industry!!!!

He is not going to find a brain surgeon in the twinks he fucks.

R249 True or not...I don’t really care either way...elaborate!

[quote]the last time I had Bravo on my TV, there was an “only on Bravo!” commercial that put the logo with his face.

"Only on Bravo" is right. You sure aren't going to see him here again.

R253, his CNN New Years Eve had higher ratings than any of the Kathy Griffin years, so I suspect we will be seeing him again there.

He pays a lot of many for the all the twinks and porno boys to fuck him. He promised Brent Corrigan acting roles on Bravo for sex!

Nope, Andy @R254.

After all the bad publicity people turned in to see a clusterfuck and they weren't disappointed.

[quote][bold]Don Lemon, Brooke Baldwin try to save Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen[/bold]

Next year Andy will do belly shots off “18 year old” party bottom friend, munch on bath salts and finally prove the long-contested claim that he is a rough ridin’ semiautomatic jackhammer of a top! Ratings through the roof, guaranteed!

He has peaked. There's nothing wrong with that, everything has cycles. But, Andy Cohen lacks the insight and maturity to realize he has peaked. Instead, he's desperately trying to cling to the 14th minute and 59th second, not realizing he's setting himself up for a painful fall. His recent behavior isn't surprising at all. If anything, it's made me completely change my stance on Anderson Cooper. There is no way a self-assured, mature, insightful person would spend so much time with someone like Andy Cohen. So, for all the seriousness and gravitas Cooper tries to display, you know it's all just an act. He is a showman; nothing more. Back to Andy Cohen, I've heard too many stories from people I know who have been treated poorly by him. If you are not a celebrity, you are an annoyance to him, and he lets you know it. It's going to get really ugly when Andy realizes he was simply a commodity, no different from "Speidi".

Andy, I hope you are reading this and taking notes.

R259 I an reading this but I have a sinus cavity coated in white powder and Anderson is thrusting the double-ended dildo in deeper from his end, so I admit I am a little distracted and perhaps not absorbing everything here. Sarah Jessica is calling! Need to take a break. OK, I’m back, she wants to know if I can hook her up with that bartender last night. You know what I told her? “Oh, Sweetie!” We both laughed. It’s our thing. What a pill she is. She and my good friends Kelly Ripa and Anderson and John Mayer and I were all down in Aruba last weekend and SJP said she had a big surprise. Well! The whole weekend goes by with no surprise, right? So I’m like, SJP, Sarah Jessica, GIRL, what is the surprise! She giggles girlishly, you honestly can’t tell her from a 14 year old she never ages, and she says, she says—TOO HARD ANDERSON! TOO ROUGH—sorry, she says, here just take a puff and chill out, Mr. Ten Jobs. I take ONE puff of her blunt and like am I just sleep deprived or is this shit laced with angel dust! Fun!! THEN these fukkin cops show up out of nowhere! While I am holding SJP’s PCP joint! Shit, now what! One of the cops looks vaguely familiar and I’m like, oh, NO, SJP, YOU! DID! NOT! She did! She pulls out a boom box and these SMOKIN HOT COPS start gyrating to “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves,” basically my wet dream. Then one cop slowly removes his aviators and...IT’S JERRY O’CONNELL! So I look to the other one...Marc! It’s my great close friend the alpha male Marc Consuelos of RIVERDALE fame, and he’s got the moves of Channing Tatum, rubbing his crotch in those leather pants mmmmmm. Next thing I know, I look over and John Mayer is licking his index finger and circling his hairy nipple with it and I see him steal a glance at my tightening pants. I SEE YOU GIRL! Now Marc and Jerry are playing off one another, and Jerry’s shirt is off, his body glistening and so tight for his age, ya know, great lipo, so jealous, and Marc breaks the mood for a sec with the WILDEST vogue moves you ever saw but then he’s back in it and he drops it like it’s hot and nuzzles his forehead against Jerry’s happy trail. SO HOT. Then before you know it, Marc is sucking off Jerry, I’m suckin off John Mayer, SJP is making the moves on Kelly and Kelly is guzzling the champs by the gallon to hide her disgust. All in all it was a great weekend of fun with my very good friends in order of Hollywood value SJP, John Mayer, Kelly Ripa, Marc Consuelos and GFP Jerry O’Connell, who, here’s a tip, will do literally anything to stay in front of the camera and yes he’s prepped up. So hey I lost my train of thought for a sec guys but yeah I read this thread and as my good friend Bethenny Frankel the multimillionaire entrepreneur who owes her career to me so we go way back says, you bitches are just jealous. I feel sorry for you. You want my life but you didn’t do the work and didn’t have the brains to get here. But I am forgiving so fine, OK, it’s all good. You can live vicariously through me Sunday through Thursday at 11 on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, and listen to Radio Andy on Sirius XM and watch Love Connection and read my new book the Andy Cohen Diaries IV: The OD approaches, and of course follow me on Instagram @bravoandy, lots of pics of John Mayer there for your viewing pleasure. Ta ta ladies!

I fucking love david muir...he is hot, smart, and has that air of confidence ….. bet he is a hell of a lay.

R261 He is very attractive but his Instagram account kind of weirds me out. He’ll juxtapose some exotic landscape or some human-interest atrocity against a photo of himself filtered to look like a 90s Guess ad. He looks like a model in the photos but it just seems odd that he seems to make a point of alternating “globetrotting journalist” with “I’m a fuck machine” images. And all his selfies are taken from this odd angle below his chin or else he frames himself in the composition like the green-faced lady in Toulouse-Lautrec’s Moulin Rouge painting. AND he’s always tagging that annoying Friend of Cohen Kelly Ripa, which makes me think Muir is probably also a vapid starfucker. I don’t want to know that journalists like Muir and Cooper spend their off time partying in the Hamptons with drug addicted starfuckers. It really ruins the reliable-news vibe.

Re R262, does Muir intentionally frame himself like the green woman here?

Are there people who actually think bragging about drug use makes them seem cool? To each his own, but if the most interesting thing about you is that you get wasted and coked up every weekend, then you're probably a bore.

R264 Yes, old baby boomers, including Andy Cohen and Bill Maher. Both live in these weird bubbles in which smoking pot gives them bragging rights for being edgy. They’re both living in 1995.

Cohen is good "friends" with Lady Bunny so we know where he gets his coke.

R262 et.al.:

Muir and Cooper are NOT journalists. Muir and Cooper are NEWS READERS. And I oughta know.

right on tiny pet chihauhau dog as best friend comment. brilliant. "the jane russell" role eternally. and R236 is bang on. cohen is so annoying and troubling because he wants it all ways. he wants to be shocking/brash/real/lowdown/kitschy/traditional/serious/edgy/defining/etc. without ever owning those very things. he is a perfect celebrity for the times. he would be a hilarious awful character in a fellini or an altman film. but alas, he is real. he catches it hard here because we know what he's doing. and it's more enraging as we still have such limited examples of ourselves in the media. yes, there are more, but still it's limited. we're like the asian/brown/black newsreporter or judge either in real life or the movies always seen. we're set dressing and a box checked. and we're tired of him using his idiotic day-glo glitter pink pen to check that box for all of us.

Back away from the pipe, R268.

Back away.

Andy sunning himself like a horned sea iguana!

Andy is vicious to most of the bravo guests because he feels he has to put them in their place, to let them know he is a celebrity they are just "bravolebrities"

Andy Cohen, D Lemon and Aaron Schock all top by default because they are all narcissistic control freaks and equate sex with “conquest.” I know this from personal experience (yes) with two of the three. All are versatile when it comes down to it, although Lemon is an actual controlling, dominating type of personality with deep-seated insecurities and he objectifies “ass” (male and female) and has a canine type of urge to mount others as a show of dominance. Cohen is a bravado-fueled opportunist who must proclaim that he’s a top-tier gay (there’s a hierarchy of personal value in his mind, money-controlling executive top to opportunitic vers cocksucker (his past place in the caste) to pretty bottom to drugged up twink prostitute slave who does it as a transaction. So he wants to pin down any naif and “hit it and quit it,” but for anyone whom he perceives to hold a higher social standing, also like a dog, he will flip over and assume the submissive position. For Cohen, as with Weinstein, his insecurity and resentment toward a perceived unfair world drives him to demand sex from reticent people and he sees refutations as challenges to his power. Schock is an opportunist, period. He’s fallen into the abyss of society and he will take any man part he can get without the secret getting out—but he is reminded constantly by the world that his body is his value and he is working it as fast as he can, speed dating people in entertainment and politics to cash in on his commodity. By nature, he is top-vers, but he will take a load in any hole ultimately if the other guy is hot or if he sees a socioeconomic opportunity in doing it. Basically, Schock is any Bravo housewife, Cohen is his boss and Lemon doesn’t see sex as a business exchange but privately he needs someone who will absorb the shock of his frustrations with the world, which manifests via sexual fantasy that slides from slave and master to sweet Sunday morning cuddles and back again depending on how the day went. He prefers to be with one person who understands and plays along because he wants to be loved and he’s also still highly insecure about intimate details getting out into the world because of some internalized homophobia he has worked to overcome during his adult life.

R282 For the longest time Muir's SM posts were all work related. I'm glad he's adding personal posts but all the solitary selfies really emphasize how much time he spends alone.

As for the angles, he always joked that all his selfies were 3/4 shots. Guess he's experimenting with something new.

He knows fag hag Ripa because they're both employed by ABC and he's been on her show. That doesn't make him a starfucker. You'll never see him with trash like Cohen.

R273 No, but he tags her as often as one would tag a best friend or a spouse—which does suggest starfucker, since Andy and Anderson do the same. Ripa seems like everyone’s best friend.

Starfucker? Who's the star, Kelly Ripa?

Give Davey a break. He needs one hag.

Andy isn’t a top, or bottom these days, he’s basically impotent due to his booze and blow routine. What you get with Andy is groping, drunken declarations of “I think I’m loving you”, swoony tour of his apartment, escalated conversations around the coke mirror, five hour j/o marathons and then staring at him laying frozen on his candy colored bed as you slip out!

That sounds frighteningly on the mark, R276.

How many hustlers did Cohen fly in for Memorial Day weekend or is Cohen in a sling at IML in Chicago?

Miz Cohen regrets she’s unable to Brunch today. No appetite. Hmmm.

r272 which two of the three?

I watch very little tv and encountered Andy Cohen for the first time on Dec. 31 2017 when he appeared with Anderson Cooper on the New Year's Eve Special broadcast. He seemed alright to me and seemingly not worthy of the scorn and ridicule he's been receiving on this thread. I wonder though if the name "Cohen" is a trigger and allows DLers to vent anti-semitic views without declaring themselves as such. Just asking - I'm not convinced one way or the other. Is he worthy of scorn or is it Jew baiting ?

You hit the nail on the head we all hate him because he is a jew...we have been found out.

Andrew Cohen stop posting here & using anti Semitism to deflect what a Shmuk you are!

No, we hate him because he’s a talentless, smug, cross-eyed little bitch.

It’s impossible to criticize a person today for his behavior without hating his entire sex, class and ethnic group. If Andy Cohen fucks a corpse one night on Watch What Happens Live, no one will criticize it because that would make them Jew haters. So go on, Andy, you sexy, perfect man.

Shot-ski!

Andy is a total top.

Andrew's drug addiction is so bad that he can not perform sex as a bottom or a top.

Andy's boy toy Brent Corrigan is looking hot! How much do escorts like Corrigan cost people like Cohen?

It’s not only Kelly Ripa...David Muir is either in with or wants to be in with the Ripa-Cohen coke crew. He also follows Bruce Bozzi, Jerry O’Connell, Rebecca Romijn, Gloria Vanderbilt, Jake Shears and Andy and Anderson on Instagram.

Oh, and Matt Bomer, Ben Platt, Nick Jonas, Shawn Mendes and Timothee Chalamet. He seems to have the same taste in guys that Andy does...Mostly those just out of childhood, plus Matt Bomer.

[quote]You hit the nail on the head we all hate him because he is a jew...we have been found out.

TOTALLY. It ALL comes down to his Jewness...pillock.

R281 I used to think Andy Cohen was so cute, but now he looks old and haggard to me and all the bragging he does about being an addict disgusts me.

On a scale of Mel Gibson to Josef Mengele, how antisemitic does that make me?

Grandpa Cohen is delicious.

And Anderson Cooper wants to be seen with THAT in public ?

r294 everyone has a friend to make them look better.

Disliking Andy Cohen and all he represents has very little to do with anti Semitism and everything to do with taste and values.

I always liked Andy. He has the best guests on his show., a lot of times better than the networks. But I can't believe they're bringing back that stupid dating show. It's unwatchable.

R290 I'm guessing that David Muir is already a longstanding member of this friend group but downplays this connection to discourage viewers from "connecting the dots".

His celeb friends have covered for him by not mentioning him publicly and by not posting pics of themselves hanging out with him.

R208 you have to admit Andy is a world-class ass-kisser.

It's kind of impressive that a guy with a relatively lowly job at CBS managed to make friend connections with people like Anderson Cooper, SJP, Barry Diller and SNLers like Marci Klein. Plus, his best friend Bozzi is Bryan Lourd's hubby. These are people he was friends with for years before he had a talk show and when he was just an anonymous exec.

That's a ton of A-list connections and it must have helped him get guests for his talk show as well as deal with any problems he has run into at Bravo.

R298 Are you implying David Muir is the anonymous pass-around party bottom Cohen raves about? Is THAT what you are implying?!

R167 because Howard secretly always wanted to be an A-lister and now he is one. All that talk in the past was just nonsense and was just a persona that Howard assumed to please his working-class listeners.

Howard and his new socialite wife Beth love hanging out with celeb Hamptonites like Andy.

Andy has the best guests on his talk show. Like the loud white woman from that reality show. And that obnoxious black woman from that reality show.

[quote]Grandpa Cohen is delicious.

He's the new David Pervsner.

Andy on Coke is the party pass around bareback bottom. I have fucked him a few times in group play.

Andy on coke is the guest that will not leave! Horrors!!!

R304 - I believe it. Coke is a bottom’s drug.

Hey guys, it's Darrin Carpenter, Andy's talk show hosting assistant. Miss Cohen is curled up on the coach from coke and cheeseburger bloat and reading your comments. Please stop, he's from St. Louise!

r304, more details or it never happened!

^^Your name is spelled Daryn

You're just jelly, R307!

Darrin Carpenter, invite the Househusbands of Bravo over, Messy Andy loves getting fucked while using crystal meth, coke and 2 cheeseburgers. Not a pretty sight.

Why does anyone pay any attention to Cohen, Copper and their friends. They all seem like nasty, self involved drug addicts!

We saw him at wedding this weekend and he was drunk and high as a kite. Age is not being kind to him. He needs help. The Bravo Network should send to a rehab facility for a few months.

Wow, David Muir must have rejected someone here.

Yes R313. Someone stupid.

Muir follows 357 people on IG. Is he "in with or wants to be in with" all of them?

Christ, you're not even a good celebrity stalker.

I didnt get on here for a day and skipped a lot of posts. How exactly did David Muir get brought into this thread?

Someone let him in the back door R315.

David Muir before he underwent de-gayification. She was something.

WHO are these fraus who call in to Andie's show and profess their love for him, and tell him he's hot???

Maybe David was one of those people who were really late bloomers, r316.

Just by looking at him, I find Cohen to be conventionally attractive, r317. The fact I know so many details about his personal life, which he puts out there himself, is the turnoff.

I like when Andy has his parents on and then tries to act naughty so his mom will ring that bell.

I'll never understand people who share every personal detail of their life. Having my mother and father know about my sex life, drug use, and partying. Cringeworthy.

Maybe I'm just too old-fashioned.

Andy is one of those exhausting drug users that acts like they are the first to discover the illicit substance, the kind of coke user who still pretends it’s a Wednesday night at Studio 54...there is NOTHING glamorous about Ms. Cohen in the fit of a blow marathon. Trust!

The big 5-0!!!

His besties are throwing a little thing

He was The View today. I will cop to seeing him as I was home (from work today) channel surfing (although I am sure posters will be all "Sure, bitch. You watch that show!) and he looked shockingly haggard in hi-def. Lines around his eyes for days. Seriously looked exhausted and aged beyond his years. Which all made more sense after reading this thread about him.

I changed the channel before Andy’s appearance on The View.

Did he and Meghan gush over getting drunk and passing around bottoms together in Vegas?

The cocaine, crystal meth and liquor have taken their toll on Andi Cohen. He looks quite ill and aged on television.

His dating show is back tonight. Looks like Porsha from the Georgia housewives is on the episode. Looks like the housewives are now apart of this show too. Andy will be always be synonymous with the housewives. I wonder how he feels about that?

R326 His WWHL crew know how to shoot and light him. On that show, he’s shot from an odd low camera angle that makes him look a lot better. He looks Frankensteinish in some of his IG selfies. There was one in an elevator a while ago that looked like a different person entirely. He kind of looks like a different person just when he doesn’t have that stupid trademarked grin.

LOL that Andy knows where the subway is!

Luann came out on The View in a gown with balloons and sang happy birthday to Andy in her best baritone. And then they plugged her cabaret show.

Andy isn’t a producer of Love Connection so the show isn’t making him rich. Last year it averaged 2 million viewers per episode. Since it’s a game show, the production costs are low.

But the exposure outside of Bravo is a good career move—if the non-Bravo crowd finds him likable. If they reject him, his prospects for bigger success and fame may be limited to Bravo.

Andy needs to be able to separate from the Housewives because they could easily become passé.

But I'm not sure he could host a talk show without them. Would he really be good at interviewing a range of people outside the Housewives universe?

I don't watch Andy's show that much but I was wondering if he has ever had a musical guest since he moved into his new studio. That was supposed to be a big step up for him.

So he got a little space for musical guests but did anyone ever agree to do a performance yet?

R332 Could he do a network talk show at all? Take away the housewives and take away asking women about their breast implants and asking men how big their dicks are and all guests when they last snorted coke, and I’m not sure you even have Andy Cohen anymore. He’d be Ellen minus the comedy.

I don't know, R334. Supposedly, he was on the list of potential replacements for Late Night which eventually went to Seth Meyers. I think being a game show host fits Andy better.

R335 His whole schtick is modeled on smoking jacket wearing smarmy 1960s game show hosts and Hugh Hefner

Jimmy Buffet was a guest on Andy’s show and he pulled out a guitar to perform a new song. JK, he performed Margaritaville.

Andi needs to make lots of money to pay for his porno actor boyfriends and all his drugs!

Does Andy supply drugs to all the Housewives?

Wasn't that homophobic NeNe Lecks his best friend for years?

Greg Lecks would make the perfect husband for Andy Cohen. LOL

Andy Cohen is in love with himself and Anderson Cooper.

I think Anderson gushed more about Nene (who he called “Nay Nay”) on CNN than Andy ever did. Nene was the honey pot that lured Mr. Vanderbilt to the shallow side.

I could see Andy trying to be new besties with Roseanne.

"Oh S-s-s-s-s-s-s-weetie...you've jus-s-s-s-s-s-t got to come play at the Clubhous-s-s-s-s-s-e! S-s-s-s-s-s-s-weetie, Ambien is-s-s-s-s s-s-s-s-s-so pas-s-s-s-s-s-s-e. Coke is-s-s-s-s-s where it is-s-s-s-s at, S-s-s-s-s-s-weetie.

Andy is looking for a woman to have his baby!

Andy is too young to have children !

I can spill some on how he is shot on WWHL and other tid bits. First off he has a perma filter on his camera, it is a digital smear. He also uses very thick HD makeup - the same Drag Queens use - he got that tip from Lady Bunny. Once Ramona Singer was on the show and wanted Andy to try her new skin cream and he freaked out because she was going to put it on his face and he stammered "I'm..I'm wearing makeup...don't" All of the callers are told what to ask. Basically, it is all the shit Andy does not want to ask to be shady or upset a guest. Callers wait on line for about 30 mins before the show even airs. then are told when they will be called on, rehearse their question with the screeners so it "sounds" natural. He does the same with his live shows - all the audience members are picked ahead of time and given a question. If you notice most of the "I love you, when are you and Anderson coming to....." are amazingly followed up with "Oh wow we will be there in two weeks." There was an interesting article in THR a few years ago, which I think is still on line about the whole creation of the RH franchise. Oddly enough Cohen is hardly mentioned until the end and he is framed more as a Housewife participant than a creator of the shows.

Like Trump, Cohen is a huge fraud.

Andy was a drug hogging mess this past Memorial Day weekend, nearly upchucking in a certain “besties” pool and trying to import some Cocky Boys for the long weekend. Oddly enough he WASN’T the biggest “celebrity” mess at the getaway...a certain pencil thin shrew held that award HIGH and PROUD!

Garfield? lol

I wonder to which bff's pool and to which pencil-thin shrew you might be referring, R349.

R347- I’ve called into his Sirius show and the screening process is CHILL and I’m live in under 5 minutes. He’s game and fun on air. Can’t dispute your experience but will say he’s open for business on Radio Andy. For what it’s worth.

He would make an excellent ventriloquist's dummy, or a marionette.

Sad commentary on Cohen. He is close to 60 years old and has never has a significant long term relationship. Clearly he is very damaged goods!

Cohen in his druggie & boozed out head he thinks that Anderson Cooper is his husband.

He is getting his own 50th bday show on WWHL with John Mayer as host.

If Bravo execs hate him so much, why do they let him do such self-indulgent shit?

Bravo keeps him cause his shows costs next to nothing to produce.

R356 Because whether he is @bravoandy or not, he branded bravo with his own face and name. They’re inseparable.

That's what attracts all the porn actors to Andy... They all think he will make them a Bravo star!

When he's really high, he sharts when he sneezes. Told to me by several people.

Andy is high on drugs from the moment who wakes up in the morning. Hoping his new boyfriend Brent helps him stop taking all these drugs.

But isn’t he a great humanitarian?

I was just watching Chris Hayes show on MSNBC - and swear I saw him in an ad for a children’s charity of some sort...

So he can’t be all bad...can he?

Fun fact: he loves a jumpsuit.

[quote]Hoping his new boyfriend Brent helps him stop taking all these drugs.

That's the fox guarding the hen house, as Sam Roffe used to say.

Cohen likes Brent because he is as bad a druggie as him (plus Brent has a hot ass)

Cohen also likes Brent because he’s a well known pornstar and Andy wants it to be known he loves his x-rated boys, exhausting, Brent is a huge opportunistic nightmare, so they should be quite the team.

Cohen & Corrigan are nightmares that deserve each other's love.

Sounds Cohen has finally found true love.

Who seriously could find anything substantive with a fucking porn star? Real guys are fucked up enough.

What a pathetic head case.

r352 - The reason it was 5 minutes is that not many people call into radio andy, any radio andy show. The screeners are Sirius people not the bravo people. Try calling into the Howard Stern Show..or even Jenny McCarthy's show. Radio Andy is not long for this world as a channel.

do we know that Andy still sees Brent and that it wasn't a 1 time thing?

Telling that one of his besties is A Cooper. If I had my way, AC would still be hosting the 37th season of The Mole. A serious journalist he is not. He and Cohen are about on the same intellectual level.

what r372 said

Someone here must post some kind of evidence that Cohen and Corrigan have been seen together or even spoken to one another if you’re going to keep up this rumor.

I don't know how Andy does it all. He's like a gay Ryan Seacrest.

Andy and Corrigan have been seen together in LA & the West Village many times.

Brent/Andy posted on Twitter

Why does anyone think that Andy Cohen is a gay role model?

Bwah ha haaahaaa R378

I didn't know that Miss Cohrn was now hosting a game show! A game show about love when his love experiences are with pornographic prostitues. LOL

Cohen's show should be called the Drug Connection starring Miss Tina!

Cohen pays for his boyfriend experience with Brent, it’s a business transaction.

I hope Brent treats Andy as a frequent flier!

Andy has lots of mileage from all the Twinkie prostitues he hires!

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Barry Diller wanted the boy toy and Andy gave him to Daddy Barry.

r386 oh that’s awesome

Brett Corrigan is on Hey Qween on Youtube with Johnny McGovern who does not shy away from asking the T.

Does Andy share his porn escorts with his neighbor Marc Jacobs?

Surely some Bravo blog or some gay news site or some porn blog would have posted pictures or screen captures of Cohen and Corrigan. Nothing turns up in Google searches except allegations on DataLounge. Lame.

Here's a pic of Andy from the 1990's. Now tell me you would not have tapped that? I know I would.

R391 Not with that hair. Hell no. This guy, yes, if I didn’t know what I know about him.

And I do hate myself for it but if this guy told me to blow him, I would.

IF he weren’t Andy Cohen. The pass around party bottom filth, the cocaine addiction, the starfuckerishness, the Anderson Cooper narcissism road show make him nauseating to me no matter what he looks like.

Poor Cohen, looks like he has aged well beyond his 60 years!

What kind of a person like Andy Cohen, is publicly proud that he has had sex with male prostitutes daily?

r391 hahahaha omg - he wore that look like CONSTANTLY in the 90s' When I first met Cohen he had a big long ponytail and he was wearing that exact same outfit.

R396 what was he like back then? Same as now or better/worse?

Besides the hideous personality, I could never get past the miniature stature or the bell's palsy smirk affectation.

IT’s nice of Bravo to give him a birthday special before he ODs.

Sorry, I meant to write “before he has a ‘heart attack’ like his friend Bob Harper did.”

Does messy Andy have any real friends?

R401 He and Anderson are real, authentic platonic friends who know each others’ sex lives intimately and share a fascination with money and Vanderbilts.

Warhol would've hated Andy Cohen.

Even Andrew's friend dislike, but tolerate him. They are particularly embarrassed by number of rent boys in Andy's life.

r396 - He is worse now. What ever fame and or money he has gotten has really gone to his head. Back then he was very much the kiss ass. He was a Production Assistant on CBS This Morning. He would book guests (along with Julie Chen) and work with on air. He would be you bff if he wanted something but god forbid you want something from him. "can't you get an intern to do that." He was so above anything that did not involve celebrities. I remember once during the daytime emmys he was booking guest from the CBS west coast soaps and he was all thrilled to meet some stars from Y&R or something. The PR person called Andy to see if he had any connections to get tickets to Hair Spray (I think ). I head him say "what the hell am I ticket master or something?" and then pretended not to know who the PR person was by asking who they worked for again?? Oh man when he found out it was for one of the soap people he could not help fast enough. Not only did he get the tickets he delivered them in person to the soap star (rather than leave them at will call like a normal fucking person). Even back then he was a major kiss ass.

All true R405, absolutely. He was also in the habit of taking over the green room at CBS This Morning and would be eating all the food set up for guests, he’d also hold court and do his “own” type of interviews , not filmed mind you, just leering chit chat that would exhaust the booked talent, many would ask to stay in the makeup room off of the hall so as not to suffer the early morning Andy fest.

He has had affairs with some of the Househusbands including Apollo Nida and Kroy Biermann, promising them that he will their advance their careers.

So how did he manage to befriend Anderson, SJP, Kelly Ripa and the others when he was basically a nobody?

Sleezy Andy basically admits his sex affair with Apollo.

R388 do you have a link? Can’t seem to find it. Thx.

Sounds like this Cohen dude is one big mess!

How many hookers will be at his birthday party?

I wonder how he'd have gotten along with, say, Truman Capote?

R413 Two arched backs and lots of hissing

Kroy? ...absolutely no way.

Capote wouldn't have given low life Cohen the time of day.

Cohen friendship with many "famous" is based on Cohen supplying drugs and/or male prostitues.

[quote]Now tell me you would not have tapped that?

I most definitely would NOT have tapped that mess!

If you don't know who the guy is he's kind of cute...but after hearing him talk and knowing what he does with his life, you would see that he's basically a teen girl trapped in a grown man's body. Major hard on killer !

Cohen with Nida or Bierman is not true. He had a thing for Nida but nothing ever happened. There is one househusband he has been with that was to make sure his wife stayed on the show and that was an East Coast. Lucky for Andy that one was never on display.

R420 I think this is all ridiculous but I will play along and say it’s gotta be the Gorgons. Because who gives a fuck about her, and he’s hot in his roly poly guido kind of way and he might even make Andy feel tall by comparison.

r421 it sounds ridiculous until you realize said husband has been fucking guys most of his adult life. aka guido sex.

R422 So then since Andy is ALL TOP ALL THE TIME that means little Joey Gorga was curled up on his back like a Popple taking a pounding from the Alpha stud talk show host

In 2018 Andy can’t top because of his Studio 54/preteen diet, on Planet Earth Andy has barely topped, he’s more a dry humper, on Earth 2 Andy fucked Joey Gorga.

Ye gads

Cohen has the fakest smile in the world!

Andy is a REPTILE!

All of you bitches will be watching Grandpa's 50th birthday special.

It's really his 60th birthday.

r429 - he is not 60 but..he is not 49 turning 50 either. He is actually turning 53 he shaved a few years off his age a long time ago.

John Mayer is the big birthday surprise on The Andy Birthday Show.

How many fake phone calls will come in?

It was all worth it to see John & Andy kiss on the lips

Who is the porno actor at the bar tonight?

and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, we luv messes

wtf wrong wid u

I accidentally opend the toilet door at bravo and there was andy slobbering all over mayer's asshole

smelled like heaven!

Just saw Mr. Cohen with 3 hustler types, high as a kite, stumbling on 7th Avenue. One of the guys looked like Sean/Brent.

Does Andy let Mayer do him up the butt?

I gave up Bravo a year or two ago. I highly recommend it.

I also gave up Bravo. Andy Cohen destroyed a once great cultural network into trash like him.

He is so fucking gross. Weed, blow jobs or cheese?

Andy Cohen Tells John Mayer Which Star Turned Down 'WWHL' as They Bro Out Over Weed, Sex and Jennifer Lawrence.

John then posed the evening's second-most daunting question: "You can only have one for the rest of your life: weed, oral sex or cheese."

"I love cheese, but I'm taking that off the list," Andy said before reaching the conclusion that he couldn't live without oral sex. Of his beloved marijuana, Andy said he'd "have to find another vice."

Andy has spent lots for oral sex from porno bottoms like Brent Corrigan!

Can we cancel Miss Andy Cohen and exile her to Siberia.

Brent Corrigan was just on Hey Qween in LA. - They never brought up Cohen.and they brought up a lot like Bryan Singer.

Brent's not going to reveal who his highest paying trick is, no escort is going to cut off his paycheck by revealing names of real clients on a silly You Tube show! LOL

His relationship with John Mayer is already grotesque. I don’t understand why people are making up rumors about him being with Brent Corrigan. I could imagine it, but I’ve seen zero evidence, including not even a mention outside of DL.

The birthday "special" was boring AF.

I missed it did Kathy Griffen send an 8 ball?

R447 agreed. I saw the repeat last night and qween Andrea made a fool of herself overreacting to every thing Mayer said or did and his reaction when Mayer sang Diana Ross was so embarrassing I actually felt sorry for him

Over the years, Andy Cohen has had a financial relationship for sex with many of pornographic gay stars including Sean Lockheart aka Brent Corrigan.

Someone like AC has no self awareness, shame or sensibility. Caught in a bubble with no awareness of the world or even others around him.

That’s why he is unable to see how foolish he is.

Any chance we could get Harlow Cuidado a weekend furlough to Manhattan?

Harlow Cuidado reunion with Brent Corrigan, with Andy Cohen playing the bottom!

LEAVE ANDY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do conflicts of interest apply to entertainment? Andy loves to promote himself and gain access on the arm of Sarah Jessica Parker—and when Andy Cohen or his stable of housewives aren’t airing on Bravo, it’s Sex and the City reruns or one of the awful SATC movies. It looks like Bravo is just funneling cash into SJP’s bank account by airing a show no one wants to watch anymore.

What truly vile excuse for a human being.

r455 - no because again...Cohen does not work AT Bravo, he works for Bravo.

That he made his money as a drug dealer for Hoysewives.

Someone could just ask Brent on Twitter if he's ever met AC before and see if he answers. He does answer sometimes, especially to refute a rumor.

I think Brent acknowledged their relationship a while back.

Andy Cohen and Brent Corrigan's relationship is financially transactional like most of Andy's relationships.

How many times has he overdosed?

Dozens of Andy Cohen overdoses. He hires a media expert to cover his indiscretions!

Within the first minute of the show, Andy declares that he is CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS with A-Gays Matt Bomer and Andrew Rannells.

Within the FIRST MINUTE.

R464 he probably is for the time being but it's only because he's a close friend of Bruce Bozzi who has A-list access only because of his husband Bryan Lourd.

He loves to embarrass people with stupid questions but when it's turn around on him, he gets all bitchy and uncomfortable.

I don’t know much about Bomer, but the way that he cringes and recoils when Andy gets all slobbery and skeevy, I know that he cant consider Andy a friend.

R467 Matt considers him a friend for NOW. But if Andy ever had a fight with Bozzi or Bozzi gets a divorce then it will be a different story...

Andy doesn’t go into strictly coke binges like DL fav Cheyenne Jackson used to do and get so high they had to have the ER bring them down, no, Andy goes for marathons with twinks, whores and his drug buds(half celeb half - his neighbors), he mixes everything so he dilutes the effects of the blow. He just freezes in his bed while his porn plays on...

Andy was so creepy and gross with Andrew Rannells, Matt Bomer and Charlie Carver. It was actually uncomfortable. I also HATE when he has a gross coughing fit on air. He’s so coarse and off putting.

r465 if that connection is so all powerful, why doesn’t it result in his other BFF John Hill getting an acting job in LA?

hey sweeties, remember to vote for me plllleeeaaaassseee!!!

Apropos of nothing, Andy says to Bomer and Rannells, “Remember when we were on the dance floor at my birthday party and we weee singing Hold On by Wilson Phillips? That was SO fun!”

Andy is, like, so totes pops, you guys! He had the cutest boys in school at his party! Omigod, if those hot boys think that Andy is kewl then he must be kewl!

^ And HOLD ON isn't even a good song!

R465 connections can only do so much. AC had dreams of being a late night host and wanted Jimmy Fallon's old late-night show but it went to Seth Meyers instead.

^R471

R469 - tell me about it!

Andy is so desperate to seem cool that he's tragic and laughed at behind his back by the very people he sucks up to. Bruce Bozzi is his main connection to that world.

Andy has no real friends. His only friends are drugs and booze.

What I want to know is...WHY IS ANDERSON COOPER FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY? Andy Cohen is a narcissist, don't really know much about him but I read an interview he gave...3 sentences in 1) I hated this person 2) could he is a narcissist. He has the face and eyes of a sad, pathetic, desperate little wanna be. I don't know Anderson Cooper but I really can't see what he see's in this little nothing of a speck.

R480 ***I could tell he is a narcissist

Anderson is not too bright and is very needy.

Because Anderson probably shares the same qualities as Andy but just hides it better with his upper-crust demeanor, R480.

Also, for much of the time that they have known each other Andy was not in the spotlight. Anderson was clearly the superior to Andy.

I gerbil and pet rat are the superior to this Andy Cohen.

I didn’t see the show (stopped watching Bravo years ago because of AC), but Andrew Rannels definitely doesn’t seem bothered if his IG is any indication.

So, when Rannells and Bomer were on, Andi went off about Kevin Spacey--how he was in the closet for so long, and a perv, etc etc....

But the night before he had Mrs. Travolta Clam, Kelly Preston on. Andi gushed to her about what a hot and wonderful marriage they must have, how Travolta was so nice, and sexy....with a straight face!

So, why does he give Travolta, known to harass men, a pass but has long been critical of Spacey? (He trashed Spacey in his book before the scandal)

1: Spacey probably never gave Andi the time of day, and Andi didn't like that.

2. He knows that Travolta is in with Oprah and Streisand--he asked Preston all about them--and he wants in that circle.

It was gross. And the other guest was gay Titus Burgess, who also acted like Preston wad married to a straight man! It was bizarre.

(I hope nothing I wrote implies that I'm defending Spacey, I'm not!)

R486 1) Lady Cohen doth protest too much about Spacey. Not only has half-century-old Cohen always been forthright about indiscriminately fucking asses as (legally—supposedly) young as he can get them, but he also has always been lecherous enough to random “bartenders,” his own “Bravoleberties” and legitimate celebrities to call his behavior harassment if not sexual assault, on camera on his own talk show. In what was purportedly a legitimate talk show interview, he asked Shaquille O’Neal “How big is your dick?” Let’s pretend Harvey Weinstein asked that of Brad Pitt. Do you think that would not have been considered an inexcusable abuse? Cohen has done all manner of fondling male models and Vanderpump-level “stars” on his show, and whether or not Cohen is their producer, he’s the face of the network that produces their show, and that is a power position that in my view makes those guys vulnerable to his creepy advances. And of course Andy Cohen famously brags about his “pass around party bottoms.” I assume that goes over straight women’s heads, but in gay code that implies drug-fueled sex parties, and if Cohen is such a creeper who gets barely legal young men drugged up and passes them around in his lair, he is no better than Kevin Spacey in my book. The primary difference is that Andy Cohen plays himself as the innocuous gay pet and people just love that.

Regarding Kelly Preston, R486...she has been married to Travolta for almost 20 years. What in your opinion would be an appropriate interview attitude? “Welcome, Kelly Preston! Let’s plug your new movie! OK, great, now let’s cut the bullshit and talk about your charade of a marriage to a faggoty Scientologist!” I mean, really, is that what you expect?

No, R487, I wouldn't expect that, but here's an idea: DON'T HAVE HER ON YOUR SHOW.

R488 Ban an actress because she is married to someone suspected of being closeted? Really?

R487 nothing he is saying is going over the heads of his female fans. This isn't 40 years ago. Everything anyone wants to know or see is online.

Ok, Mary, calm down...didn't mean to upset Kelly Preston's one fan.

Hate to break it to you, but I'm not the only one who thought his interview with her was gross. I've seen it stated by several other posters here, and on social media.

And really, you can call it "ban" ...but when his producers give him lists of B and C and D list celebrities who are being pitched as potential guests, he can veto anyone he wants. It's not like Kelly Preston is a ratings draw. He wants to use her to get to Oprah and Streisand, enough so that he will pretend that Travolta isn't a gross, closeted, weirdo.

I’m not a fan of Kelly Preston. Honestly aside from her marriage the only thing I know about her is her name. I just think it’s preposterous to think that any talk show host would challenge someone’s marriage or refuse to book her because her husband is suspected of being gay. That’s unrealistic and it’s also wrong. I find Travolta to be terrifically creepy, but he is entitled to a personal life of his choice as long as he isn’t criminally creepy. Aaron Schock is not entitled to that because of how he voted in Congress, against his own personal interests and those of people like him. There’s a line between holding a person accountable for harming others and getting into someone’s personal business when it’s not warranted.

R491 Preston is on a talk show promotion tour for a movie she completed. Talk shows agree to book people to promote their products. That is the foundational model of almost all TV talk shows, not just booking people who will get ratings. They place products they are paid to place, and in this case Preston’s product was the product.

Andy also gives his friend Barry Diller a huge pass for his sham of a marriage to DVF and I think that has to do with his periodic trips on Barry’s yacht. Maybe if Kevin Spacey had sailed the Greek islands with Andy he would be more forgiving...?

How is rapist Spacey comparable to closeted male celebrities?

Cohen has no interest in rocking the boat regarding closeted celebrities. Why would he? His interest is in in cultivating useful friendships and connections that can get him what he wants in life. Besides, as pointed out, he has had many friends who are or were in the closet.

I take it Cohen is big into rimming.

I mean he sure kisses enough ass, he might as well lick it, too...no?

HOW VERY DARE YOU, R496? Everybody knows Andrew Cohen is an all-top straight-passable gold star gay who only gets serviced and who does the occasional bisexual three way with hot straight men and their big-tittied wives, as reported in his New York Times best-selling memoirs, great literary achievements available at a bookstore near you.™️

Andrew Cohen is the Queen of Rimming. His nose is perpetually brown!

ANDREW COHEN IS THE BEST IN BED OF ALL GAY MEN OF NEW YORK.

Ugh. Daryn. That’s another one. 🙄

I am not Daryn Carp, but I appreciate her dedication to Andy, and all your hatred toward Andy is obviously jealousy. If I weren’t a lesbian, he would be my dream man!

Shit!!!

Andy's cunty side comes from his passive aggressive, nasty mother

R503 You mean the mother we know about only because he stole Kathy Griffin’s aren’t-my-parents-the-most-adorable-human-pets-? schtick?

My point is why has Andi always been anti-Spacey, and had no problem outing him, but why do closeted celebs like Travolta and Diller get a free pass? There are plenty of stories about them and boy toys and also harassment issues. Spacey is the only celebrity I can think of who was outed by Cohen, and he wrote angrily about him.

If Spacey had an actress wife, would Andi have her on the show?

Andy is not going to out anyone who could potentially be helpful to his own career. Spacey didn't fit into this category.

Remember, Andy wants to be considered on the same level as the other late night hosts though that is looking increasingly unlikely to ever happen. I think he has reached the height of his career.

R505 Yes, he probably would have Spacey’s wife on the show if Spacey had a famous actress as a wife. And so would every other talk show host. Publicly anyway, people don’t blame spouses for their partners’ wrongdoings, and especially not when money is in some way involved. I believe Georgina Chapman has to be a vile, devil-dealing monster of a person, but the ladies of The View dedicated several minutes to extolling her virtues and saying that she can’t be held responsible for her rapist husband’s rapery and intimidations. Of course, Chapman is gorgeous and no one was ever so charitable to Mrs. Madoff, so there’s that, too. Beautiful people are treated better by everyone (except when they’re being groped and raped and stuff).

Andrew Rannell’s tongue seems very comfortable inside Andy Cohen’s rectum.

I'm not too familiar with Cohen's CV - what has he actually done that crossed the line, in terms of reprehensibility?

He looks like the type of person who'd be fun to get drunk or high with. And I'm totally fine with him procuring whores or drugs for himself or other execs. It's very demi-monde.

Though I don't enjoy his Housewives shows - they're too scripted for my taste and the acting is bad.

He is so horrible when he has to say lines, like on his commercials, so self aware and listens to himself which is what a non-talent does when acting.

Miss Cohen can not leave her house unless she is on drugs.

Cohen not only does lots of Coke and other drugs, he also supplies them to "celebrities"- who only associate with Cohen for the drugs.

Andy, Kelly Ripa, Wendy Williams, Jimmy Fallon and Trevor Noah all share the same dealer, third generation who delivers primo, Cohen is in love with him and has had in audience/on set of his show many times, VIP all the way.

Andy Cohen appears to be a very depressed, vain, narcistic bottom unable to love or be loved.

Andy just yelled “Everybody loves rim jobs!” On his show. He’s so tacky.

and kept talking about Ginuwine's leaked dick pics

while Ginuwine was guest

Hes too tacky for words. Isnt that sexual harrassment?

He's going to trip himself up. I'm surprised NBC/Bravo hasn't stopped him from doing this stuff considering the problems they have had with their other on-air personalities.

He must have had another romantic disappointment. The remedy: go out and party, act deliriously happy so the one who dumped you can see how you don't give a shit- you're over it!

Andy has no romance, he only is involved with escorts, prositutes or porn actors.

He only wants escorts that he can trap in his gaudy “bachelor paradise” for two to three hours, give ‘em a tour, pour the booze, cut the blow, dish about celebs, sneak a snack, try and J/O (he can’t), watch some clips, pay the bill, say goodnight, stay up rest of evening into am doing rest of blow. Freeze up until the dog walker comes, then it’s direct to his coffin.

Here’s a question: Are we legitimately offended by Andy Cohen and do we really want him off the air, or is this all just bitching for the joy of bitching? It’s a serious question.

I’m of two minds.

I take sexual assault and harassment seriously. I want this societal fuckeduppedness to be ironed out. Women and others (mostly women) should not have to run a gauntlet of gropers and sometimes racist to bring home money to pay their bills.

At the same time, I feel like we are toeing the line of not being able to take a joke in poor taste without sounding alarms. Some people no longer can discern the difference between the threat level of, say, a 15 year-old white boy with an AR15 and someone who makes a sexually charged joke. To some people nowadays, both are equal threats.

Cohen has poor taste, yes. All the things he says he would dismiss as his sense of humor and camp because he’s gay and they’re nonthreatening. (As a gay man, I am offended by the notion we gay men are always innocuous.) But Cohen goes beyond poor taste in my opinion. He loads up guests with liquor. Kathy Griffin was sincerely upset when she said he pressured her—as her boss!—to snort coke before a live show. (Imagine if Matt Lauer did that!) Cohen ogles and I’m sure I’ve seen him fondle male models hired to be on the show in their underwear. I imagine not all those young men appreciated being manhandled by an old man even for the sake of being on TV. And of course, as discussed above, he sexually harasses guests in the name of entertainment, including asking Shaq point blank how big his dick is and harassing a guy about dick pics someone publicized without his consent. (Imagine if Matt Lauer kept asking Jennifer Lawrence about her tits after nude pics were hacked from her phone.) It’s over the line.

I feel like Cohen has made a strong case against himself, and if just a few people laid out the case to NBC and threatened a #MeToo situation, NBC would act decisively. The question remains: Do we really want that?

Lou and Evelyn Cohen - WTF?

" on the show in their underwear. I imagine not all those young men appreciated being manhandled by an old man even for the sake of being on TV. "

Oh please, more than a few of these guys are NYC "dancers" with what's his name's group. They pray they hook up with dumb rich white guys like Andy Cohen.

Andy is offensive but i'm not offended by him.

R525 but what happens when a few years pass and these guys are past their sell-by date and need to make a quick buck?

Andy needs to worry more about the ones who were on his show a few years ago and whose "careers" didn't go anywhere.

r527 Ha!

If Andy tells a guy to sign an NDA and said guy signs another guy’s name, is the guy still legally beholden to the terms of the contract, or is he free to tell of his adventures of a methed up Andy’s night of whores and impotent floppiness?

Nobody gives a shit if Andy Cohen is embarrassed. Least of all Andy Cohen. He'd love to be in the middle of a sex scandal. As long as someone doesn't die in his hot tub he is fine with any gossip that portrays him as cool and edgy.

He might not mind a scandal but he'd be devastated if he lost his on-air jobs.

Andy is a serial sexual harasser and demeans women regularly. He is offensive and should be off the air.

Cohen maybe the most offensive man in America today.

The man in the simplest of terms is an annoying clown who has overstayed his welcome.

Andy doesn’t have enough money to survive if his on-air jobs went bye bye, everything is built on a cult of personality Ponzi scheme with him, it’s going to end REAL bad because he has NO talent, none.

r535 well he could say that he... uh and then there’s his experience with... uh... and... uh

R535- It is my strong sense that Andy is set for life financially. The guy is single, 50 and has made BIG money. At this point, it’s about fame addiction and chasing adulation. Walking on stage at his AC2 shows and being cheered by flyover fraus and gays feed a bottomless need for him, in addition to his on camera roles. He wants as big a footprint as he can get and is trying for Oprah-level ubiquity (Bravo, Sirius, his live shows, Love Connection)... he wants to be EVERYWHERE. Sure the money is nice but it’s about the attention.

If you look at the young picture of his father whom Andy resembles and was attractive when he was young, and look at him now you know Andy will be needing a face and eye lift very soon. Also, the neck will need work.

He's just a MESS, people, not a "hot mess."

No amount of dieting or procedures can warm up Cohen's mess — he's still be cold boogers on a paper plate.

Andy has already had plastic surgeries. At least 2 face lifts and a nose job.

if anyone saw last night, he had 3 muscular male models come out again with a hidden object (this time super hero themed) stuffed in their crotch. Andy and the 2 guests (Alfre Woodard and Mike Colter) had to guess what the items were. Of course the shorts were super tight.

R537, you might “think” he scored BIG with Bravo, but regardless of what he takes credit for, he NEVER was paid for any initial creative producing for any of the Housewife shows, he was paid a simple exec salary, which was notoriously LOW in the industry. Once he was demoted to any on air talent only his executive salary stopped cold, he’s not making anywhere near what you would consider a fortune. He’s made “normal” tv money for years, he has never made BIG TV MONEY.

he’s very good friends, almost a surrogate husband with/to Sarah Jessica, didn’t you know?

he has made a lot of money from his silly gossip books though and his tours with Anderson have done pretty well. He's set financially. Obviously he'd be crushed if his WWHL show came crashing down but he'd survive . Now he's got Love Connection too as well as his Radio Andy

Bravo is one mean bitch -

Cohen has nothing to do with producing any shows on Bravo. He is an empty suit.

100% true: If you ask Google Andy Cohen’s net worth, it gives you this.

When he wears red he looks like a fire hydrant.

In his defense, he does have nice trapezoids. That is all.

“Claimed” net worth, and I can just guess who is claiming THAT amount! I CAN tell you, 100% that nobody in the history of Bravo has ever made millions of dollars being an executive there, EVER.

I saw somewhere that Cohen is pulling in about $5 million a year from his various ventures (WWHL, Radio Andy, Anderson Road Show, Books). That sounds about right. Not huge money but not bad either. That being said his bff Kelly Ripa is pulling in $20 million a year on Live doing a lot less work. No wonder he practically begged ABC/Disney for the co-hosting gig that went to Ryan Seacrest.

Yep R551, anywhere from 3-5mil on a good year, that’s closer during this busy stage, but when you figure in what his excesses are as far as consumption and addictions, he probably close to “even” most financial cycles. He’s not currently making anything huge with WWHL, that was part of his “save face” deal, step away from all producing duties, including salary and you get on-air with a strict budget.

How did that no talent fugly Jew ever reach those heights?

R542 what about the books he wrote? I thought they sold well. Maybe that is why he does the shows with Cooper. To make extra $.

Most of Cohen's income goes to his mortgage, drugs and call boy prostitutes.

R547 Wow ! I'd like to pinch his rolls of belly fat and poke my finger into his belly button. Yum!

Have at it, R556.

He's a fatty.

...and often confused with Andre Leon Talley.

He must be making good money, he had enough to buy two apartments have them combined and then all of it professionally designed.

He has a Yuggggggggggge Mortgage!

His apartment is terrible. He has no taste at all. The apartments were better as two single two bedrooms. He bought them from the sponsor, meaning he did not have to pass a coop board. The staircase might be the worst I've ever seen.

Otherwise he wouldn't have meet the coop board financial and personality requirements to buy another place!

BI about Miss Cohen:

[bold]This TV host insists that he is not dating this male singer. That is true. However, that doesn’t mean that he didn’t try!

In fact, he seems to have propositioned just about every male celebrity who appears on his show!

He did proposition:

1. The above-mentioned male singer

2. This male news anchor

3. This husband of a female talk show host

4. This male actor who has starred in multiple TV series and is now married

5. This male actor who was one of the stars of a spacey franchise

We don’t know what actually happened with each of them. We do know that while he is quite aggressive with his approach, he manages to stay friends with the men afterwards… including the ones who turned him down![/bold]

My guesses are:

1. John Mayer

2. David Muir

3. Mark Consuelos

4. Too many to guess...

5. Anthony Rapp

I'd love to see the look on Andy's face when he gets shot down by the most minor celebs.

I dont watch his stupid show, but I do watch Bravo, and last night a teaser for the show ran and he was wearing a god awful pastel pink suit.

PASTEL PINK!

He has the worst taste of any gay man I've ever seen.

He loves fashions, just like his bestest girlfriend SJP.

Cohen does have the worst taste. It's a combination of being from St. Louis, and being an asshole.

Cohen maybe the most disliked homosexual on TV.

How often does Andy get face lifts?

You can only have so much cosmetic surgery! Andy is aging and is starting to look his real age, 64. I don't know why gay men can't age gracefully and have to lie about their ages?

OMG. He aged like a prune overnight!

Too much drugs, cigarettes, and booze have aged Cohen.

Sun exposure, too.

He's said before that Joan Rivers told him to get botox on his forehead but he decided not to

Look like Andy can not do anymore Botox, so he is doing more cocaine.

Andy Cohen will be arrested for or both drugs and underage sex.

Andy is visibly cringing and squirming at the queeny antics of the Queer Eye guys. Andy thinks gays should be butch tops who wear suits and drink whiskey and not mincing fairies who squeal and giggle like girls.

Queer Eyes guy butcher than nelly queen Miss Cohen

He does seem to get hurt when people treat him in the ways he encourages people to treat one another through his shows.

Andy finally found guests that are nellier than him.

Why is he one of the most vile and nasty people in the entertainment biz?

R582, one reason is because is talentless, he’s an empty suit that mishandled all his exec duties, but kissed ass, so they gave him a job no sane person wanted, to talk to the Housewives, personalities that are hated within those Bravo offices. Cohen is the type who survive parasitically within the industry, but usually in the shadows, somehow he broke out of the cocoon and is showing what tragic narcissism looks like.

Cohen is a human rodent. Why do any homosexuals admire him?

Andy Cohen is the symbol of the greed, hate and narcissism of the Age of Trump.

He’s very pleased with his own endowment, or so he claims.

LOL! His minor, tiny endowment! It's not even 4 inches & very thin when hard. It's not a pleasant experience to get fucked by Andy!

^ But, but, but... he’s a POWER TOP!

He doesn’t douche well, he’s not good at sucking dick and he has bad breath.

He’s short and Jewish, so he probably has a nice fat dick. Who cares? He’s vile.

More like a power bottom that takes loads from as many prostitutes as he can. Andy been hanging with mega hung top Rocco Steele.

Andy was in the men’s room stall at 54 Below the other night for a reaaaaaaallllly looooooong time...

R592 Details? Did you crawl under and tell him you’re an investigative reporter from data lounge dot com?

ide do him

suk his shaved ass and let him take me shopping and to blow land.

New thread

R592, he was a MESS, smelled like stale bread, wild eyed after stall stay, sweaty, was loudly screaming for the Countess during her act, clapping too much at inappropriate moments. Afterwards he was leeching on a handsome guest singer, was a fright.

The only ones into Cohen are desperate, lonely housewives.

Andy Cohen Scat Queen!

Andy Cohen likes taint rubs!

Who doesn't, R599?