Princess George & His First Boyfriend

I can't wait for the first Gay Royal Wedding in 2043.

I don't understand quite yet, but other boys give me a funny feeling in me belly! I like Girls, like me Mummy, and hope me Daddy doesn't ever degrade her in a certain way!

In the OP picture he already has POZ face!

Prince George's gay mannerisms remind me of mine looking back at old pics.

R4 mine too! He's going to be a homosexual for sure. If he'll be forced to marry a Beard is to determined....

YAS George! Go gurl!

I want him to marry Posh’s gay son or is he too old for queen george?

Become a model opening briefcases on a hit NBC game show and you one day can be the Meghan to Prince George's Harry.

Wasn’t that douchebag Ben Mulroneys’ son? I’m laughing, because I hope it is. All the Mulroneys are such media whores.

I just hope he doesn’t get his dad’s hair loss gene.

R10 what does Kate's Dad look like?

R9 The boys holding the train are Mulroney's twin sons.

Prince George is in the back holding another boy's hand.

R12 FAG!

It was a very sweet moment and he does scream day. Really really hope they don't decide to transition him, cause is obvious he is a future gayling

He has British snaggle teeth!

R15 hopefully the English taxpayers can afford an Orthodontist!

Without some timely orthodontia, he can kiss his Gay career goodbye.

Leave him alone. He'll be fine.

They need to put George on a daily regimen of Propecia. That's going to be far more important to his looks as an adult than his teeth.

R19 can the taxpayers not afford both?

I think he will be chubby and unremarkable as an adult but will get himself a hot grifter tom daley look alike.

R21 fat & bald genes?

R2 In that pic he resembles his great great great great grandmother Victoria lol

I think he is a very good-looking boy, who doesn't look a think like his parents. If they send him to boarding school, some homosexual experiences are definitely on the horizon.

George is not an ugly litte boy by any means but compared to his father( and uncle) at the same age he’s not as cute. George actually resembles his grandfather at the same age.

Charles at 5

By the time we were 5 we knew that it was the cute boy next door(who would wrestle with us) who gave us that very 'special feeling'!

I think he looks more like Prince Philip

How adorable, Erna at r27! I'm impressed you can still remember things from 75 years ago.

R29 elephants never forget.

With those jowls and the shape of his jawline, I get the sense the kid is going to turn out like a slightly more attractive Mr. Belvadiere in appearance.

For his 5th birthday present George has requested a special collector's edition of "Judy Garland and Liza Minelli live at the London Paladium"

Christmas Day..oral fixation

Pedo thread full of pedos.

Already dialing the iPhone with a stylus.

I have to agree with some of DL peers, I think he is one of us. And some of my pictures from age 5 or so look remarkably similar. He is next in line after his father to become king. And he won't be the first gay king of the U.K. I wish him well.

He was like "I dropped my pencil, now how am I going to dial the phone"?

Wait—they have orthodontists in Britain?

He’s not going to go away to school when Eton’s Just up the road from Windsor Castle.

George looks like his grandfather Middleton and also quite a lot like a few of Kate's pictures as a child. If he's a Middleton, he'll keep his hair.

It was Jessica Mulroney's sons carrying the train. Interesting to see how far back and away Princess Charlotte and George were kept from the bride and the Mulroneys. Jasper Dyer, age 6 (Harry is his godfather) was in the middle of the last three kids. Jasper held George's hand with his left hand and Zalie Warren's hand with his right (she's 2 years old and the granddaughter of the Queen's racing manager). Directly in front of them were two children, Princess Charlotte (age 3) and Florence van Cutsem (age 3). I think Florence is the baby sister of Grace van Cutsem, the kid who covered her ears at Will & Kate's wedding. They were holding hands. In terms of status with this crowd, a van Cutsem is second only to George and Charlotte, so of course Charlotte held hands with a van Cutsem. In front of Charlotte and Florence were the two daughters of Meghan's lawyer, and the daughter of Jessica Mulroney. Those three were in a row, holding hands. Directly in front of them, holding Meghan's train were the sons of Jessica Mulroney. It might appear to the little Mulroney and lawyer kids that they were privileged to have actual roles to play, and to be in front, but it was no accident Kate and William's two were well in the back and away from the bride, and never interacted with the bride or with Jessica Mulroney. They were just THERE. As Gary Janetti pointed out, George managed to never once look at the bride. Kate never exchanged a word with Jessica Mulroney on the steps - she immediately just organized the kids (can't blame her after the blinds Jessica drops about her). Meghan handed her bouquet off to one of "her" bridesmaids.

R34 hardly, more like mean assholes. No one likes a sassy, Showtunes-loving Bossy Bottom.

I didn't watch the wedding, but only saw the pictures. From what I did see, there were very few pictures of the kids.

What I did find funny was the fame whore Mulroney in the blue dress, looking back at the photographers, trying for a Pippa moment while climbing the chapel steps... hoping for photos.

But what she did not notice was Charlotte, also climbing the steps, holding her mother's hand, doing her over the shoulder big smile and wave at everybody. Even the other mothers of the children, also holding their children's hands, were grinning at Charlotte.

Charlotte scores. Mulroney loses.

Go, Charlotte, Go.

r40, the return key and lines of spacing are your friends.

Isn't it a little too early to tell if George will be a puffter? Sure gay males as children can be a little on the soft side but I'm not seeing anything out of the ordinary besides OP's pic.

[quote] a puffter?

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

Did anybody see the instagram of Jessica Mulroney before she headed off to the reception? Sun-damaged cleavage busting out of a low cut silver sequinned dress. Bloated lips in a semi-nude color taking up half the frame. Enough contour make-up to choke a horse. Drag queen eye make-up and ingenue facial expression. This bitch. When she married Ben Mulroney, she had regular sized boobs and thin-ish lips. She had nice eyes. Then she did this crap to herself. Since Meghan Markle imitates her in everything I have to admire her for her restraint in not getting balloon implants. What on earth is holding her back. You'd think Markle knows they wouldn't suit her frame, but nothing in how she's ever dressed or presented herself shows she knows what she's doing. When she first got on Suits, she dressed off camera like her character on Suits. When she met Jessica Mulroney, she started dressing like Mulroney.

What does that have to do with Princess George? R47

But George has lovely teeth.

Didn’t little George play the gay boy on Curb Your Enthusiasm - the one who gets a sewing machine from Larry? Anyway, I think it was a sewing machine. I’m pretty sure it’s the same kid.

You never forget your first love!

I am gay but really, really gay kids annoy me. I want to revert to my childhood and push them down.

R40 male pattern baldness is carried through the female genes only so if Kate has any brothers their hairlines should be inspected to predict the future of George’s hairline. Kate’s father’s hair has nothing to do with it.

Sometimes nelly little boys grow up to be rabid fish-fuckers!

R40, that’s very interesting. I was thinking about the full set of hair on Diana’s brother. Spencers don’t have balding genes.

Lucky boy, to have sweet William for his daddy....

sigh

He might not be gay, just acting very British.

Who knows, it's very hard to tell with upper-class Brits (toffs). Most of them are very effete.

R42, you’re very perceptive. Notice the blue Mulroney dress has the same cut as Pippa’s—including the sleeves.

God, I hate that famewhore grifter and her IVF sons.

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[quote]male pattern baldness is carried through the female genes only so if Kate

Not quite,while primary baldness is carried on the X chromosome, but men who have a bald father are 2/3 more likely to develop baldness as well, so there is some inheritance from the father's Y chromosome as well. Furthermore studies show men who are bald tend to have the same baldness patterns as their maternal grandfather so it also seems to skip a generation.

I think he might look like Louis when he grows up.

Here's what Prince George thinks of Harry's wife

Prince George thinking "I hope that's not genetic"

You know it's really not funny to be speculating on the sexuality of a six year old.

r64

No one is speculating, everyone knows.

R64, I hope you're not one of those vile people who thinks homosexuality is the same as pedophilia. I'm a gay father of grown-up kids (who are themselves straight, as it happens) and find the pictures of Prince George delightful. They remind me so much of my own childhood. There's one crucial difference though: I was absolutely terrified as a child/teenager of anyone finding out I was gay, but we've come so far in the past 40 years that by the time George is ready to look for a partner, almost no-one in England is going to care whether he loves a man or a woman. As I head into old age, I find that very encouraging.

(And in case anyone is interested, the reason I have kids is that my wife and I are both from conservative religious backgrounds. I did tell her after we got engaged that I was gay, but we were - and still are - one another's best friends, and we decided to get married anyway. We were naive enough not to realise how difficult it would be. We're still together, but we would never recommend the path we followed to anyone else. And no, I absolutely am not bisexual.)

r42 This is the picture you're talking about. I'm sure the flashes where going mad at that moment and the stupid famewhore thought it was because of her HA

A close up

He’s a really plain looking kid, bordering on ugly. He looks just like his mom, which is not a great look for a grown man. His sister is unfortunate, too, but she thankfully looks more like her father so maybe she’ll wind up resembling Dianna a bit and at the least have some decent bone structure.

I don’t think the genetics of hairloss matters with this crowd: they’re all inbred!

You'll notice too, R67, that the fame whore was careful to go up the steps and stand on the landing, blocking Kate from the photogs. You can barely see Kate.

But Charlotte would not be stopped.

The Mulroney daughter is very pretty, but is she wearing eyeliner??

As for Georgie, I wish him the best and will be looking forward to his wedding to a handsome young man (or woman) in 20 years.

And, r60, speaking of x and y inherited traits...sizemeat, or the lack thereof, is passed from the mother's side.

Let's not R72

r73 = fish

These types of threads are always hilarious at the start. Then some buzzkill has to rain on everyone’s parade and it devolves into name-calling. Zeus bless the heros who try to pick up the pieces after the arguments.

Are there some traits you can pick up so that you can say that George might be gay?

R71 You can tell that the Mulroney children are Canadian. They are better looking than the other kids.

Really? I think charlotte is a cutie and those other little girls look like “ farm girls” as Nellie would put it. And George will be unfortunate looking unless he hits the gym a lot.

Um... [R77] The Mulroney DAUGHTER is cute. Her brothers look like creepy undertakers.

R79 Well her brothers are still better looking than plain-faced Charlotte and inbred-faced George.

[R78] It's COUNTRY GIRLS

Pedo thread

Jessica Mulroney is basically Kyle Richards.

I was about to post that it's fucked up to speculate on the sexual orientation of 4-year-old, but then I read R3 and burst out laughing. Carry on.

Oh come on we all knew by age 5-6 who the gaylings and dykies were at our school.

George is going to grow up to be a spotlight hog. You can tell he can't tell whether he hates the attention or likes it. He will grow up wanting it more and more and hating himself because he wants it, thus driving him to seek it out more.

He will not be military like his father he will be theatre like his great uncle Edward.

[quote]we've come so far in the past 40 years that by the time George is ready to look for a partner, almost no-one in England is going to care whether he loves a man or a woman.

You're really that ignorant of the ever expanding British Muslim population?

Charlotte seems born for this life. The only question is, will she be like Great Auntie Anne and a hard worker for The Family or will she be like Great Uncle Andrew and want all the perks while doing absolutely nothing?

Charlotte will be like her great-great-aunt Margaret, the madcap princess, hopefully without the disappointments.

George and Charlotte are hideous. Hopefully, Louie will be a beautiful child.

Those Mulroney boys look like extras from Insidious. Horribly, fugly faces.

Agreed, [R91] The sister is cute though.

I'd give those twin Mulroney boys different hairstyles. With their current hairstyles, they look like mini Hitlers.

Like "The Omen" kids.

The best moment of the wedding was one of the twins’ hilarious facial expression as the trumpet fanfare announced the bride’s arrival. Y’all are mean lol

George gives me sociopath vibes.

He looks like her

r97, if you close your eyes and spin around ten times, maybe.

Get checked for prosopagnosia. You have it.

This thread had me cracking up on the street and in a waiting room. You bastards are funny.

I think George is adorable.

And r66, your comment was lovely. You seem like a good egg.

I don't find George the least bit homely. The Mulroney twins, however...

I'm with [R100]

r100 = Sophie Trudeau

I think it's wonderful how William and Kate are letting Little George gay-it-up like there's no tomorrow.

I'm a pretty girl, Mama!

I heard that little Prince George doesn't let anyone touch the remote control whenever there's a Golden Girls marathon on TV.

There will be a huge difference, obviously, in how William treats George, versus how Philip treated Edward.

You queens are bitches! Leave the poor kid alone and back to Shawn Mendes tight littl hole

I'm plotting to bring my brother down.

You still have your VERY charismatic sister in front of you [R108]

Isn't Kate's brother James a closet case?

R109 Oh, don't worry I'll take out my bland faced sister Charlotte after George.

My family looks like a bunch of bloody morons. I can wait to wreak havoc on them all. Then later I'll target Uncle Harry and the awful American lady.

Also, I can confirm that Charlotte is an aspie. Here's a pic showing one of her Aspie meltdowns. I can hear her meltdowns everyday from my nursery. They are trying to keep it on the down low. But, I'll make sure Aspie Charlotte is outed.

Aspie Charlotte

Bring it Bitch!

Wow, Kate really has a mannish jaw.

So King George will be what, the 6th gay King since 1066? The five I can think of are: William Rufus, Richard The Lionhearted, Edward II, James I, and Richard II.

Oh be quiet Charlotte. You aren't an attractive little girl. I can't wait to see who daddy pays to marry you.

How's it feel being the first British Prince EVER to be BEHIND his sister in line?

And I have the Princess Royal title to look forward to. You have...nothing?

It's too bad Charlotte doesn't also have blonde hair. The blonde hair makes the family seem more regal.

[quote]Oh, don't worry I'll take out my bland faced sister Charlotte after George ---Louis

Careful, baby brother; things didn't end well for the last out-of-his-league prince who tried to usurp his very ambitious older sister:

This thread is hilarious. George reminds me of me at that age - a bit swishy.

Prince George got so excited when he found out Madonna will be touring this year!

Little George already has great taste in men. Here he is checking out handsome Justin Trudeau.

Work it, girl!

Thanks to you, r61, I cant look at Prince George without seeing Louie Anderson now.

And I absolutely LOVE Louie in “Baskets”.

He is a cute child compared to how William and Harry are.

Aspie Charlotte causing drama again.

r124

He's making sure he bows properly and keeps his shirt on.

Mommy, George called me a FRAU!

George looks a lot like his mom, with William's (pre-balding) blond hair

R127 and George rehearsing for the 2033 revival of A Chorus Line.

Poor Charlotte didn't get her mummy's beauty. She looks like fugly Queen Elizabeth.

R20 That was actually 125 years ago.....OUCH!

Ewww, somebody fucked Ben Mulroney and had his kids? Gross!

William is always shown looking at his children as though ready to scold or correct.

R130, George also has his father's pinched nostrils as a baby, which will grow into the long and unattractive adult Windsor nose.

[quote]Charlotte will be like her great-great-aunt Margaret, the madcap princess

Princess Margaret was not "madcap," she was an absolute cunt who was loathed by the public.

Daddy, what is a nig-nog? That's what Grampy Philip calls our new Auntie!

Charlotte has the Chatto/Armstrong-Jones/Linley monkeyness going on.

Chatto

Charlotte being the ugly daughter of a beautiful woman is basically like the ugly children of beautiful American celebrities. Too bad Charlotte can't seek friendship from the Willis daughters or poor ugly Matilda Ledger.

Charlotte is not ugly.

Neither is George.

Wow, those Mulroney twins are fucking fugly, just like their daddy and paternal grandpa!

r126 = Helen Keller

R142 George isn't ugly. Charlotte is.

He was clearly miserable wearing that hideous suit at the wedding.

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George looks like he side eyeing that hideous tote bag that Kate is carrying around.

This thread should have ended at r12..

That happens every damn day [R147]

R138 I admit that made me laugh. But, sadly something like that has probably happened. Prince Phillip probably made shitty comment to Markle's mother.

George is clearly fed up with his family's awful fashion choices.

R153 Hahahahahaha

He looks very Edward VIII at R153, and we all know how that turned out.

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Why does Pippa look like a middle-aged matron when she's only in her early 30s?

Pippa is close to middle age. She'll be 35 soon.

[quote]Princess Margaret was not "madcap," she was an absolute cunt who was loathed by the public.

Charlotte will be the new Princess Margaret.

I remember my mum told me Margaret was called 'the madcap princess'. I think the hate came later.

Hard to tell how kids will turn out look-wise.

William was very cute as a child, a heartthrob as a teen, then turned into a bald, horse-face, man.

Harry, on the other hand, looked like a Ginger goblin as a child, but grew into a handsome guy.

So who knows how George or Charlotte will look in 20 years.

Charlotte will probably get plastic surgery.

In the R153 pic, Charlotte's face reminds me of Gilbert Gottfried.

George was pissed that he had to read some straight kids' book on a plane trip.

Harry has been plotting against them. Now, that he's married to the American psycho grifter, I wouldn't be surprised if some mysterious accident happens at the Kensington Palace.

[quote]Harry, on the other hand, looked like a Ginger goblin as a child, but grew into a handsome guy.

In what alternative universe?

Bouncy:

R167 "Oh me bloody gawd, this place is so loud, Daddy, I could bloody scream! Where's me pink teddy?!"

Is he listening to show tunes or are those the noise canceling headphones autistic kids wear?

I doubt I’ll be around, but it would be nice to see this little queen become king.

r167 I started this season's sockless shoes trend.

A happy child:

Taking notes:

He's a cute little thing, but they really do put him in dorky clothes!

Did someone mention Pippa??

R174 They are refusing to give into his more fashionable clothing wishes.

It's tradition that noble and aristocratic boys don't wear long pants until they are seven years old. George will be in shorts for a couple more years.

I was so fey and gay as a little boy I did this type of posess for the camera all the time.

I really think he's going to be gay. This will be interesting.

In place of a dark lord you would have a queen!

Princess George is FABULOUS!

Actually he reminds me a lot of his father. William has some of those same gestures.

At least in the fey pictures, he's smiling. Usually he's pouting or scowling.

George becomes shy and uncomfortable around masses of people screaming and cheering and waving. He doesn't want to "smile and wave to all the people" and he resents being forced to. I think as he gets older they ought to be taking him to sorting events so he can see the cheering throngs in other settings and get used to them. I also think right now is a difficult time for George. He was the star of the show so to speak, now he has not only the hellion, Charlotte who loves to smile and wave and just plunge in, he also has Louis, the squalling baby demanding attention. It leaves him feeling left out. First borns don't have it easy.

[quote] First borns don't have it easy.

Quite.

He's so fed up having to repeat an outfit especially for Trooping of the Colours.

He should have bitched slapped his cousin.

I love William’s expression in that pic.

Love the micro-VPL at r172.

R189 = Bryan Singer

[quote]male pattern baldness is carried through the female genes only so if Kate has any brothers their hairlines should be inspected to predict the future of George’s hairline. Kate’s father’s hair has nothing to do with it.

Oy, how to you all not know exactly how male pattern baldness goes in 2018? There are many genes, but it’s mostly on the X chromosome, and Kate got one from her father. So George may very well have his maternal grandfather’s hairline, as many boys do.

He either got his mom’s mom’s X or his mom’s dad’s X. No way to know unless they bother to do DNA testing… or wait it out decades down the line.

He's got the cutest limp wrist at r187.

Stereotypes aside, he's an adorable kid, and do is Charlotte.

Hes limp wristed. Im 90% sure he's a gayling.

George is probably going to be a very attractive man, he'll be tall and well-proportioned since both his parents are, he'll be strongly encouraged to stay fit, he'll probably have nice medium-fair coloring, and he'll probably have good bone structure. William would be a moderately handsome man if he had hair, and Kate's bone structure... will look great on a man.

If he just inherits genes for keeping his hair, he's all set for looks!

At R187 - “But he’s the future king of the United Kingdom! How dare she?”

I was cringing at the little girl flapping around during the national anthem.

Leave Prince George alone - not cool.

The Mulroney boys look like senior citizens. Even when they were babies

senior babies

[quote] I was cringing at the little girl flapping around during the national anthem.

Which girl?

R187, that girl is an Omen chilld. And I like it.

But what can you expect from a girl named Savannah?

Little George was overheard saying: I'm missing the Golden Girls marathon for THIS?

One! Singular sensation

R198, those Mulroney boys are the kind of bland and characterless anemic little kids that I hate. There’s nothing to them.

The baby girl looks like my great-aunt Julia who was a chain smoking drunk vulgarian with lots of character. My money’s on the baby.

And that Mulroney woman looks like she’s never held a baby before.

And that Mulroney man looks like he’s never actually made one (the old-fashioned way).

Rawr, I’m a bitchy eldergay and I hate everyone and everything!

Look at the adorable expression on George (far right):

All the bullshit about the Trooping of the colors and the next day at the polo match there's George playing with a toy gun and some hand cuffs!

Hope they do not try to tranny him, which is the prescription du jour for civilian obviously gay children now

When he gets older those Diana genes are really going to pop! Imagine Diana’s 1st grandchild just may be gay, regardless she would utterly swoon over this adorable child. We really shouldn’t Make any assumptions about him. Be kind people.

R209 we know you are a hater wing nut or russian troll so get the fuck out of here.

[quote] We really shouldn’t Make any assumptions about him. Be kind people.

This is DL.

R211 Frau

I'm not a frau and I agree. He is adorable and yes, be kind. He's four years old.

You know, William has certain characteristics........

^^ yes. "light in his loafers" is one of them.

R211 here I am not a Frau - probably more gay than you.

What are we going to do with all these soft boys?

Precious

Like daddy.

To the poster up thread who said George would marry Victoria Beckham’s son.... IF George turns out to be gay and is allowed to marry a man, I’m sure there will be a gay Van Custem or similar that will be found for him

No way will the Royal family allow George to marry a man--not if he still wants to be King someday.

They might let him live openly, but he'll have to abdicate to do so.

If all the former pencil-dialers are right about George and he does grow up gay, first the palace will try to fix him up with a beard, a competent girl who'll keep him in line and find a way to give him "heirs of the body". If that fails, they'd rather have a bachelor king than one married to a man, because there's no way in holy hell they'd let a gay man be crowned as consort. No, much better to have a chamberlain or equerry who lives in the palace always be in attendance on the king, and if everyone knows, better that than a same-sex spouse or another abdication for love.

Of course, there will be a problem with crazed fangirls trying to bring them out into the open and wishing them "love and light", crazed fangirls love that shit!

Crazed fangurls on DG have it wrong. George is not gay.