Amal sashaying by, like she’s all that.

Hideous dress, IMPOSSIBLE, *NOTORIOUSLY* DIFFICULT COLOR....

A vision in....MUSTARD???

She needs an orthodontist.

She gets the "trying hardest to upstage the bride" award.

Fuck that disgusting big-nosed cunt.

R3, right? I can’t figure out why I think that, because many other women were wearing eccentric bright colors and UFO-sized hats. Something about HER just screamed “UPSTAGE ATTEMPT IN PROGRESS!”

Well, that’s what you get when you invite attention whores to your wedding.

How can anyone take her seriously as a lawyer when she spends every minute as an attention whore?

She was apparently accomplished before she married, but since her marriage she's so busy being Mrs. George Clooney she would have done better to start life as a groupie.

That WALK tho! Jiggle jiggle! Marilyn in Some Like It Hot is envious!

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Bitch is workin it.

She’s fucking gross.

Megan markle and Amal Clooney sure being out the 4chan trolls in drove here

I like her.

Did she bring the Night Visitors with her?

Eew That woman ! She is GROSS. And Clooney! For years, every datalounger wished they would look like Clooney, and now they do.

wow, i've never seen her open her mouth and seen her teeth! but i've seen her before and after nose job pics.

she sure loves the attention.

she looks like a know it all cunt. too many lawyers have this look.

Bitch be bright. Can you imagine the looks of the haters here? GROSS!

Every time someone brought up George Clooney's beard, I looked for Amal

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They give off a father-and-daughter vibe in the OP's pic. I suppose it's a change from the usual "two friendly colleagues on the way to a conference" vibe. Marital intimacy can't be faked.

She beard’n hard and milkin it! No way she gave birth to those kids and no way is she fucking him. They got married when the initial Singer lawsuit pedo scandal broke...accomplished human rights attorney my ass, she’s a complete PR whore shill and always has been

Shut up jealous bitches

[quote]Fuck that disgusting big-nosed cunt.

You're an unaccomplished imbecile who thinks English is the official language of the US, I'd keep my mouth shut, racist trash.

She begins looking off to her left, but as she passes you can see that nobody cares. So she shift to look right and bingo - there's a camera. Who knew?

Her hat was used to broadcast images to the CNN satellite.

Tacky. Nice at other events, but awful here.

She looks pretty amazing in that

She's like if Sofia Coppola and Ann Hathaway had a butt child.

Shut up this maybe your next further first lady.....so

R26 would you marry me ?

The french TV coverage mentioned 'george cloney and his husband ' Hahahahahaha

Wow she can eat an apple through a picket fence

I don't think the color was flattering and she is definitely not demure. She worked it (someone called her Big Bird and I choked on my tea) well enough, but it was too bold a color for spring and this wedding. She had her big wedding moment all to herself, so why was she trying to steal this woman's moment? It was, IMO, too much.

I don't think she's a beautiful woman as much as she's handsome. George is quickly fading. The grey suit was a misstep, both for the morning nuptials, and as a flattering color. They really did look a bit out of place.

They were 'a bit' out of place. Whoever invited THEM ?

Indeed. She gave a very bad impression by her behaviour. Less is more, both in dress and manner. Is she a Muslim?

I despise George Clooney...like his lover Matt Damon a faux liberal.

George looks ANCIENT !!!

George looked like an aging lothario customer escorting the local madame for the wedding of one of his favorite 'girls' to a business associate.

R37 A faux liberal in what way?

She’s a smug little thing. Starting to believe the fake hype.

In the way he talks down to women and POC. He loves to lecture us all on the proper liberal views, as well. Damon is a done man who should have shut up a lonnnnnng time ago. That's how.

Anal Alimony would never pump out actual spawn and risk ruining her girlish figger. That 'pregnancy' was a masterful sleight of hand. Did they borrow the twins from Central Casting?

You never see her with the children. Never. I'm beginning to think R43 is correct. I believe 100% that it was IVF, if it happened at all. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN AMAL?

Man can't bear children yet

Amal is a chick with a dick. La George, countess of Clooney, likes it up the arse

Strange how all the princes of the house of Windsor have now married into trash. Including Charles. Is it the end of that family ? Were there many european royals at this wedding, or did they stay away from it, and leave it to the very distinguished clique of La fat Winfrey, La fatter John, duchess of Elton and ' husband ', les spice Girls, Madame la Mulligan aka Daisy Puke-anan, and the countess Clooney and her trannie ? Not to mention the always elegant Serena Williams.

She is horrible and I never believed that marriage was real. Particularly when he was linked to another lawyer right before he got with Amal. So he had an agenda.

Free legal services, R48?

WW R47 for 'John, duchess of Elton', I'll leave out the fat part.

I thought she looked great. I don't understand why she gets so much hate here; what has she done?

WW R50 = cunt

She reminds me of a thoroughbred being escorted to her gate at the start of the Derby.

She overflowed a toilet in a casino ladies' room for starters, r51.

You don't want to know the rest.

Is it true that her billionaire lebanese London-based family has 'unpaid live-in help' who will only see their passports back when they return to their country ( = never) ?

Who taught her how to walk? Is that something you learn in barrister school, or did she go to the Drumpf school of modeling?

She looked great today. Comfortable, pretty, in her element. The upstaging idea is absurd.

She looked like a muppet who recently transitioned and walked like she had a stick of butter up her ass. She only managed to upstage the washed out wannabe politician who brought her. Fashion FAIL.

It's a nice color for sunflowers. That's it.

Hi George

Who is she, and who did she want to be? Is she the caretaker for the elderly old gray haired man with her?

I guess I'm just a Pollyanna because I thought George looked nice and Amal looked lovely in that striking Stella number.

I remember George starting to look like an eldergay back when 'Argo' won all these trophies. The beard ( facial hair, not Amal) was so absurd. He looked old and shriveled. Here he looks really antique. He looks sick in fact

What element would this be, R57? Fire engine red lips, flaming yellow dress, hot ass sashaying? All to outdo who? Fergie's girls? She will never out fascinator those chics.

Stella is getting her revenge these days. I wonder what Oprah and Amal did to her?

You're ok, R61, and she did bring it, but only if you were going to some LA wedding or something in Carnival season. It was really out of place here. I actually liked the dress and hat, but I'm more about the snark and she's an easy target.

La fat Oprah looked like the hippos in fantasia. Graceful. Amal looks like a drag. The wig was horrible. She looks like she could pull an 8 incher out if that frock, to terminatethe old man's saggy ass.

she look like alaska thunderfuck, tranny fug.

r34, Agree, Amal Clooney addicted to Big Impact fashion statements.

She's so absurd. I can see her think 'I'll be forever remembered for my amazing style, just like Audrey '. She looks so stupid. Zero credibility

R63, that element would be the upper class event that will likely lead to even more business and fame. When she initially started appearing in front of cameras. she was awkward. She's now adjusted to all that and is very comfortable. That color looked much better on her than the color the Queen wore today looked on her. Normally, the Queen does pretty well. That's the designer who's getting revenge if anyone is.

first thought of all who see her: anorexic fug

WW R69 there is a limit to stupidity. To write that that trash looked better than the Queen is not tolerable. Off you fuck, moron.

she one of the highest paid beards in the biz.

george gettin his $ worth god damm it

I am not a costume. I am a beaver.

I live in terror of being displaced or trapped for the simple act of providing a home for my children. I am marginalized and mocked for the tail that allows me to survive. Try being me in a room full of rocking chairs. You wouldn't survive one day.

I am wrongly blamed for floods, disease, and the killing of trees. My good name is now synonymous with "CUNT."

Think for a minute of the pain I feel when I see this privileged Amal woman wearing an approximation of my most sacred of body parts, my tail. My heart hurts. Please help me end this very devilish appropriation of my body. I am not a costume. I am a beaver.

Reminder about Ben Mulroney's father - Prime Minister Mulroney stashing $200,000 in cash kicbacks in a brown enveope from a German businessman.

Brian Mulroney acted inappropriately in accepting cash, inquiry finds

She's weird. Always posing for the Paparazzi like she's the bomb-shell lead in a Fellini movie. Think the other celeb guests made fun of her over the top attempt to upstage the bride? She doesn't walk. She prances. Like Ivanka.

As a Canadian, to see a Mulroney and kids involved in the Royal wedding totally tarnished the whole sanctity of the event.

As a Canadian, to see a Mulroney and kids involved in the Royal wedding totally tarnished the whole sanctity of the event.

As a Canadian, to see a Mulroney and kids involved in the Royal wedding totally tarnished the whole sanctity of the event.

As a Canadian, to see a Mulroney and kids involved in the Royal wedding totally tarnished the whole sanctity of the event.

As a Canadian, to see a Mulroney and kids involved in the Royal wedding totally tarnished the whole sanctity of the event.

As a Canadian, to see a Mulroney and kids involved in the Royal wedding totally tarnished the whole sanctity of the event.

As a Canadian, to see a Mulroney and kids involved in the Royal wedding totally tarnished the whole sanctity of the event.

yea, she over the top, on oxy, almost stumbling....likd gaga

He looks like an over-ripened banana; Georgette looks embarrassing as always.

When you think about it, it's a bit sad that whoever made and approved the guest list believed that he had insufficient celebrity star power on his own that they invited a bunch of random people like Oprah and Clooney.

Meghan certainly wasn't an A-list star hobnobbing with the likes of these folks on her own.

Sad.

Apart from the unfriendly scene stealing aspect, I didn't think it was terrible. But seeing that full length picture at R73, WHY does her dress have a train and WHY is she wearing gold lame shoes?

[quote] She needs an orthodontist.

She has already had work done on her nose and teeth, she needs more work?

To me, she looked like a large walking bottle of mustard.

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Bitch

It is Spring. And Amal is an invitee to a wedding. NOT the star. That acrid yellow colour was jarring and unattractive. I was actually surprised at the poor taste - was expecting a more demure, sophisticated look.

I may look out of place at a royal wedding but I know how to walk with a queen.

Those stupid hats can be multi purpose this summer. Take a pizza out of the oven, and voila! A place to keep it from burning the counter. I wonder how many cats eyeball those things...waiting. Waiting til they get their chance...

[quote]it's a bit sad that whoever made and approved the guest list believed that he had insufficient celebrity star power on his own that they invited a bunch of random people like Oprah and Clooney.

The job of PR people and the media is to indoctrinate the public with the required image. Such as the media repeating "human rights lawyer" every single time they produce copy about Mrs. Clooney. It deflects away from, erases the reality that she was more often a lawyer for crimes against humanity scum.

[quote]They give off a father-and-daughter vibe in the OP's pic.

I was shocked at how much George had aged. He really does look like an old man now. I actually wondered if he might be ill - he has that feebed-out look.

Amal is so thirsty it BURNS. Distasteful.

You have a point r94. During BBC coverage of the wedding, Meghan was repeatedly referred to as 'actor and humanitarian'.

Mrs. Clooney thought that by marrying an A-list American actor, albeit older, her status and exposure would become stratospheric as part of an international power couple. Her reality, that she's married an elderly has-been from Kentucky, is what fuels her monumental look at me thirst.

R73 Could la vieille Georgette look gayer ? And she's sticking her ass out, like she's so used to it's a second nature. Wow. These two. They look like they never had sex together at all. Look at her. Completely convinced that she's the belle of the ball. So absurd next to grandpapa. thanks for showing the whole tail thing. Unbelievably tasteless. Tacky. So wrong on every count. They're embarrassing

Money can't buy chemistry, kids. Let that be a lesson.

I think they both look gorgeous.

R100 = Matt Damon

She looks like an SNL parody of her. With that ridiculous dress wearing HER, and the cheap trannie wig.

George looks every day of 65 years. I don't understand, he is only a few years older than I am. He must be terminally ill.

Hopefully George isn't ill but shit happens. Imagine Imal working the 'young widow' into her international human rights lawyer, A-lister and mother schtick.

^Amal

He can't be well. LOOK at him. He's only in his mid 50's. We'll hear bad news soon. Anal will play martyr.

She needs to get a copy of Color Me Beautiful. Mustard is not for her.

Amal’s fashion choices remind me of Charlotte’s from Sex & The City, especially in R67 ‘s post. I thought the yellow looked nice on her.

All that trouble and expense just to keep ultra-Catholic Nick and Nina from finding out the truth.

Any color would have been better. Why does she insist in wearing yellows. It makes her look like a bottle of custard. And the TAIL ! Poor Bessie. She still has to put up with all that.

He doesn't look ill, you crazy bitches.

That gawd awful mustard dress reflecting on Clooney's face is what makes him look ill.

No, he looks healthy. For a 70yo.

She looked awesome.

She’s loving life!

65 is being generous, he really does look more like 70-75 these days. Amal only got a couple of good years of publicity out of marrying him. Now that his movies tank and he looks like a great grandfather there isn't as much media attention focused on him. She's very smug.

An absurd "couple."

There will be those types at my future wedding. I want the most fashionable, famous, snooty guests.

It's the beard, the one on George's face. I have never seen a beard on an older guy, or any beard that is grey, not make the wearer look at least 5 years older. No exceptions.

If you prehistoric queens knew anything about fashion, you'd know that mustard is very much the it colour this season. All the fashion crowd in Paris is wearing it. Saunter into Hôtel Costes and you'll see it on every ultra chic rich bitch there. The current it label, Jacquemus, made mustard the centerpiece of their summer collection. By the way, the Jacquemus designer is a very sexy gay hunk who is notorious for having a huge uncut cock. The old gossipy datalounge would have had 8 threads about him by now. How the focus has changed to senile bigots moaning about "political correctness".

I find it so funny that so many white people have such a visceral reaction to people of colour outshining them, whether it's Obama, Markle or accomplished lawyer Amal Alamuddin.

R120 = Baria Alamuddin

[quote] find it so funny that so many white people have such a visceral reaction to people of colour outshining them, whether it's Obama, Markle or accomplished lawyer Amal Alamuddin.

I find it deplorable that R120 is oblivious to her own bigotry and racism.

Too bad, R120, it's a hideous colour and no one on earth can wear it successfully. Oh, and that tail, along with the colour, makes her look like Tweety Bird.

[quote]it's a hideous colour and no one on earth can wear it successfully.

I do!!

LOL post at r112. And it's true! How much do you think Heinz paid her to wear their signature mustard bottle? Complete with cap. R120 just doesn't get it. We dislike, not HATE, the Clooneys because they are absurd social climbers. No one is doubting HER intelligence or her skills as a human rights lawyer. He however, is a vapid, trite, self-deluded bore who fancies himself a great artiste, intellectual, and statesman. He's a mediocre actor and trite and shitty screenwriter who finds it more and more difficult to get projects off the ground. Joan Crawford level Box Office Poison.

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I liked that little preview of George's next movie.

I take it he plays an elderly banker who learns to love again after his granddaughter takes him on a walk.

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That speech he gave railing against the paparazzi after Diana's death was a colossal embarrassment and an obvious and shameless grab to be the center of attention. No one sought out his opinion. No one fucking cared what he thought. He certainly didn't speak for the Royal Family. And from that day to this he has continued to use them when it suits him. Such a hypocrite.

They all have this pained look on their faces while having to politely listen to him. Anal loiks so embarrassed in R126 pic. And Damon looks like he isn't finished swallowing.

[quote]No one is doubting HER intelligence or her skills as a human rights lawyer.

She was Julian Assange's lawyer. She can go fuck herself.

Was George Clooney the only man not to wear morning dress?

There's something to what both r97 and r116 said.

As with Wendi Deng regarding Rupert Murdoch, she'll get tired of waiting for him to die and , one day, she'll bolt. Now, that's Jerry Hall's waiting burden.

I've solved Amal Clooney's fashion mistakes.

She must carefully, painstakingly, commit to memory every photo in existence of, and then copy, imitate, be influenced by, seek to channel one, and only one fashion icon- Carolyn Bessette.

When choosing what to wear, Amal Clooney need only ask herself one question : "What would Carolyn Bessette wear?" and choose accordingly. To boot, Clooney has her same physical dimensions- extremely tall and, I'd say 115 lbs.

I believed every bit of gossip about Bessette that had her holding the upper hand over JFK, Jr. ; that he was more emotionally invested in her than she in him, albeit, he eventually recklessly killed her, giving him ,ultimately, the supreme upper hand.

I believe the gossip that she was bored with JFK, Jr, was cheating on him, and was an incorrigible tweaker and that was going to cause JFK, Jr. to give up on her, heartbroken.

But damn, Besstte's taste in choosing a garment, whether casual, party or formal was the closest to flawless I've ever seen.

Definition of elegance = the right outfit at the right place. What you wear at the Hotel Coste in Paris can't be right for a royal wedding at Windsor castle.

The tail on the dress looks like the hem has come loose and would be a nightmare to keep from falling in the toilet bowl when she needs sit to take a tinkle. Unless she pees standing up. A woman of so many talents.

I am pretty sure she has a peen. And bigger than George's

r135, your idea of "flawless" good taste is safe, boring, WASP-wear. Amal is a vibrant Arab woman. Arab women love to dress with panache and have fun with fashion. Think of the iconic Fairuz of Lebanon, or Asma al-Assad of Syria, or the current Queen of Qatar, or Queen Rania of Jordan.

And let's not forget Queen Liz herself turned up in a truly nauseating lime and purple outfit with the same old boring black shoes she wears with everything.

She was obviously looking for attention and she got it. She made the Queen's neon outfit look dull. What is the connection that got them invites?

We are not amused.

r135, Your point is well taken. We'll agree to differ on your description of Bessette's style.

I too, appreciate and find appealing what you do, however, Clooney herself seems to not want to dress with an Arabic panache and flair (I admit to not having seen every pic of Amal Clooney).

I stand by my post. Every pic I've seen of Clooney shows she aspires to safe, boring WASP-wear, but, with some exceptions, she seems to not quite get there. There is always a touch too much.

R139 can carry it off because she has softer features

oops, my post at r142 was meant for r139.

No, Clooney aspires to be Fernando Rey, continental Latin European.

Only black women can look good in yellow.

It's a cartoon color

Were Oprah and the Clooneys ignored? Did anyone talk to them?

[quote] Arab women love to dress with panache and have fun with fashion.

Uh, no R139. No Arab woman in Jordan, Lebanon or Qatar has the freedom to publicly "dress with panache" or "have fun with fashion".

Thanks r149, the voice of reason. Arab women are treated like slaves.

Oh please, we are not dragging Amal for her ethnicity, just her inability to tone down the cartoon.

Leave that for the Limey broad and get over yourself, Amal.

Geez, r149 and r150. Within all cultures, ethnic groups and religions, there are always sects or groups within that have dress requirements.

And I don't presume that in the photo at r149 that at least some of those women don't CHOOSE to wear their garments, just like some Orthodox Jewish women wear ( or, some would argue, are pressured to wear) particular garments.

Don't derail what is a fun thread.

They both give me secondhand embarrassment.

Clooney is a media creation Has he ever even had any big films other than the Oceans movies? Most people can name several Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise films. I think most would be hard pressed to name many of George's He's always had lots of hype but not much to back it up. Now he looks 70, just go away already..

I wonder if George is sorry he married and had kids?

If his expressions in pictures with Amal are any indication, very sorry, R154. Sorry assed and sorry. Fuck, even I'm sorry.

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[quote]Within all cultures, ethnic groups and religions, there are always sects or groups within that have dress requirements.

This is not a "sect" or "group". This is the public dress requirement for women for entire countries. No choice, no deviation. Your analogy is erroneous because observant Jewish women do have a choice in how they express their observancy.

Amal would look like big bird even is she was an Irish midget with flaming red hair. Knock off with the oppressive shit around Arab women, R157. This isn't the thread for that.

*if* she was, but I do wonder who is working the levers in that thing.

R158 Knock off the hall monitor horseshit. No one wants your supervision.

Sure, R160, we were all having a good time until you showed up with the Arab women are oppressed bs. How about you just block me if you can't have fun? BYE NOW.

When the camera first caught sight of Amal and George about to enter the church, I immediately noticed her bizarre strut. I thought, 'Where the hell does she think she is?'

Someone forgot to tell her the Kardashians were not invited.

I thought she looked good but George looked better.

The color looked good with her hair.

Do you mean the beard hair or the top hair or what, R164? I think the color looked good with George's tie, but I imagine they kinda sorta planned it that way.

I'm trying to remember why people think Clooney is such a big star. I know he was in. TV show and all. Has he ever carried a film?

r149, you are the typical misinformed Westerner. Veils are NOT mandatory in Lebanon, Jordan, Qatar or most Arab and Muslim countries. Many women chose to veil because public modesty is an important value for them. Extravagant clothes are worn at home with friends and family, not to show-off in public to strangers.

A longer, opaque veil would've been an improvement here. Just my opinion.

People from other countries go in for a heavy, expensive designer clothes bling look

R128, you are one funny bitch. I laughed out loud and I haven't done that in over 18 months. I wish I could give you 10 W&Ws.

[quote]Veils are NOT mandatory in Lebanon, Jordan, Qatar or most Arab and Muslim countries. Many women chose to veil because public modesty is an important value for them.

Not mandatory?? Choice?? The only choice women have in Muslim societies is to submit. Islam!

Extravagent clothes are not worn at home for friends, especially when those friends include males who are not family members.

[quote]Uh, no R139. No Arab woman in Jordan, Lebanon or Qatar has the freedom to publicly "dress with panache" or "have fun with fashion".

You are a moron. I've been to all three. STFU and just keep watching 24 or Homeland or every shit movie Hollywood produces involving the nefarious, backwards Arab "terrorist" (which is practically all of them) or Alex Jones or Bill Maher or CNN or any other US-based shit that thrives on pushing a Zionist/anti-Arab image of the entire Middle East and its people.

A lot of you are such provincial idiots and what's worse, you're unashamed of that fact.

R171, you're another fucking imbecile. Stop speaking as though you've actually been to any of these places because you haven't, you're idiots who finger yourselves to John Bolton and Pamela Geller and every other psycho bigot.

[quote]Someone forgot to tell her the Kardashians were not invited.

Stay on topic.

I'm really glad Muriel grants unlimited blocking....works just like a veil.

R172 R173 Bigoted scum (no surprise), shooting the messenger because they have no response to the message.

Apologies, R174, I lost my fool head and didn't mean to trigger you. That would be 'Kuntrashians'

Now go and get the bitch that posted the horror, without warning, in the Oprah thread. I got triggered, but my toilet took care of things.

George looks like he’s on a llama walking tour

I'm the bigoted scum, R176? You assholes take any opportunity to attack Amal for her heritage. You use it to spread your lies about Middle Eastern people as whole, but I'm the bigot? You people have grown so arrogant and so oblivious to your own despicable bigotry that you think you can say whatever racist and bigoted things YOU want and people like me are just supposed to take it.

This thread could've simply been about trashing what she wore, but people like YOU either ignore the bigotry directed at her and people of her heritage or participate in turning it into yet another circle-jerk where you attack Arabs/Muslim as a whole. Spare me your faux indignation. You are so predictable in your arrogance.

She was sashaying because she was there and you were not.

I still got a better view, R180, and without all the hubris and hysteria.

[quote]Now go and get the bitch that posted the horror, without warning, in the Oprah thread. I got triggered, but my toilet took care of things.

Your poor toilet. Carry on with your obsession.

She does have that sashay down. Bitch can work it.

She's actually got the coloring to pull off that bright yellow.

The video of George and Amal looks very father/daughter to me. I had to remind myself that they're married.

Bitter bitch, Poo, is all over this thread. Still obsessing over George not choosing her and "taking a special interest in her career". ROTFLMAO!!!

Maybe his political plans had something to do with Hillary winning. So he got his fake bride for politics for nothing.

R186 - he got the fake bride to deflect possible involvement in the Bryan Singer scandal a few years ago. Happened like clockwork.

Go ahead, R97. Look at where they are. Care to post a photo from your mom's basement?

R119 and esp. R120 win the commentary awards for this thread. Thanks for the info, R120. I thought she looked great.

R131, at that time, he and others were being chased down by paparrazi for high dollar photos. There were lots of close calls and the reaction of these photo takers at Diana's death was nothing short of ghoulish.

[quote] believed every bit of gossip about Bessette that had her holding the upper hand over JFK, Jr. ; that he was more emotionally invested in her than she in him,

I suspect that is the case with Harry and Meghan. People are often oblivious to the ambitious, climbing nature of alluring people. It is easy to fall in love with someone whose goal is to make you fall in love with them. Sometimes these marriages work, sometiems they don't. I always wonder how much the "targeted" spouse realizes as time goes by and does it even matter to them?

R153??

I am remembering now. Wasn't George Clooney the celebrity who called out the paparazzi when Diane died? He really, really called them out?

*Diana

He sho' did, R193 -

Does he still have the boyfriend in Italy? Does bf get along with Amal when George has to bring her around?

That dress was the same color as Big Bird.

I think most of this serious Amal hatred has to do with her being Muslim more than anything by our resident bigots. Some of the posts are unhinged and the ones claiming that all Muslim women are forced to wear burqas are just plain ignorant and need to travel outside their trailer parks.

She doesn't bother me one way or the other and her marriage is no one's business but their own.

R146: Really? This picture of Crystal Gayle circa 1985 from Bloopers & Practical Jokes begs to differ.

When I first saw Mrs. Clooney, aka Colonel Mustard, headed toward the chapel, I honestly thought there must be something wrong with her hip or leg which was forcing her to walk with that lurch.

They both look lonely there. Oprah, too.

R146: Another picture of Crystal Gayle (a non-black woman) looking good in yellow.

Does she still have that long hair?

She loves MUSTARD.

She’s a modern day Anouck Aimee.

Amal looked like the friggin' carvana tube man!

And George is Sharif a la The Appointment, a fabulous foreign film.

[quote]I honestly thought there must be something wrong with her hip or leg which was forcing her to walk with that lurch

Nah, that's just how you walk when you're tucked 'n taped.

Whoever said that her strut was like a parody was spot on.

George Clooney = The Emperor's New Clothes

so no great surprise

Michelle Williams pulled it off at the Oscars about 10 years back. I know way too many women who loved this dress.

There’s no way Amal carried twins. I doubt that woman has had a period in ten years. Her hair looks healthy enough, but it’s either great Arab genes or a top-notch wig.

You guys are clueless.

First of all, she's not a Muslim, and Lebanon is not a Muslim country. Jesus -- don't you guys know how to use a search engine?

Secondly, that woman is hot for days. I don't care if she wears a burlap sack, she's still unbelievably sexy. If I could have sex with her one time and then drop dead, I would die happy.

Third, I'm sure she's a hell of a lot smarter and more accomplished than most of you.

Now stop being jealous, boys. It's unbecoming.

[quote]She’s a modern day Anouck Aimee.

That woman is no Anouk Aimée.

It could have been worse.

Ah, but she is Blanche, she is...

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I love Amal. Sorry, but she has old fashioned star quality. You can’t take your eyes off her.

Like a grease fire?

I saw a clip of that bitch, Amal talking to someone (a woman) with a sneer on her big mouth and rolling her eyes. She reminded me of a valley girl

I'm also in law, actually know Amal's work and she's actually quite brilliant. That being said, I loathed the color she was wearing to the wedding. Way too "look at me". I chatted with my Mum and she agreed that it was far too showy for a wedding. Better for a polo match, not for a wedding and especially a royal wedding.

With that messy hair and that overbite?

Star quality?

[quote]I'm sure she's a hell of a lot smarter and more accomplished than most of you.

Mrs. Clooney's SOLE accomplishment, the only reason anyone bothers to acknowledge her existence, is her marriage to Mr. Clooney.

Carolyn Bessette always looked elegant, even when walking her dog. Amal always looks like she's trying to hard. You just know she has a few stylists. I wouldn't call Amal elegant. Her clothes are, but she doesn't seem like it

Carolyn looked like she was from old money (even though she wasn't). Amal looks like she just married a super rich guy (which she did). She's always putting on a show with her clothes. "look at me, look at me, look at my expensive clothes". Carolyn didn't come off that way at all

r146, don't you dare compliment black women around here.

R224, It was the 90’s. Understatement was in. Carolyn probably would have had to change or the fashion world would have become bored. They’re very fickle.

Meanwhile, everyone else is wearing tacky things that look like they were bought at Pier One Imports, and we’re telling Amal to tone it down, because she *gasp* wore a bright color like many of the other guests!

Turn to the left, turn to the right, WORK! Sashay shontae!

For a lawyer, she seems to never have clients or cases. She acts more like an ambulance-chasing entertainment lawyer. Maybe she does all the NDA for the wealthy? She really comes off as desperate and unprofessional. I really do not get her at all.

R229:

I totally agree about the queen’s outfit being the wrong colors. It looked like a cheap Easter basket. She’s always looked tasteful in the past.

Amal looked gorgeous.

[R230] The article is shady. It actually describes Amal as, " a symbol of female empowerment within the Arab world." Bitch please.

I'm not sure why, but she annoys the shit out of me.

Loved her pregnancy dress.

[quote]Veils are NOT mandatory in Lebanon, Jordan, Qatar or most Arab and Muslim countries.

Totally forced onto woman in Muslim countries and even in communities in western countries.

I agree R229, something is off here. Clooney could get more publicity if he came out with his gay male lover. He didn't have to fauxmance with a total nobody like Anal, who on top of it all seems desperate for every cheap paparazzi shot she can get. Clooney isn't the one benefitting from this relationship.

Anal's mother works in publicity or something like that. There was a rumor early on that she pressured Clooney to marry her daughter because she had some dirt on him. In exchange for making Anal famous the dirt wouldn't come out.

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Bitch please. Who WOULDN’T revel in being a fashion plate, if you had the money to back it up?

This thread is just a mess. Amal is gorgeous. She defines style and class. Whoever said this beautiful, elegant, powerful and incredibly attractive woman ' could eat an apple through a picket fence ' is CRUEL.

Anouk Aimee was a beautiful woman. Not a drag looking like he got her bad wig and pancake make-up from crazy days at superstore.

She looks like a man is the comment I always see on boards.

I'm not a conspiracy person, but I also doubt she carried twins. I don't even believe she and George have sex. Total PR relationship.

I agree with the poster who said that the Clooneys were better dressed for the Kentucky Derby. Someone should really teach Amal and Ivanka how to walk in heels. They both bounce up and down like they're on pogo sticks. For all the sashaying shontaeing I honestly don't find her sexy. She prances. Prancing isn't sexy.

Someone should start a poll. Which is the more attractive beard. The one on George's face and the on his arm in mustard.

r212, you are severely misinformed. Amal's father is Druze who are an offshoot of Shi'a Islam. Her mother is Sunni Muslim. Amal has publicly talked about being a believing Muslim so I don't know why so many people are denying her faith. Is it because she doesn't conform to your narrow assumptions about Muslim women?

As for your claim that Lebanon is not a Muslim country. It is 54% Muslim, 40% Christian, 5% Druze. Lebanon just had a free and fair election in which the Shi'a party Hezbollah won the largest share of the parliament. Many Christians and secular Lebanese voted for Hezbollah. The world is far more complicated than Westerners realize.

By the way, I really dislike Amal's mother Baria because she works for a Saudi-owned rightwing newspaper. Amal wanted to represent Gaza at the International Criminal Court but her mother convinced her not to.

Just shut up R244, nobody needs your Jew hating rant and salivating over some atupid attention whore here.

r245, Jew hating? I never even mentioned Jews once. You are truly unhinged. Seek help.

She’s got great height and is very slim, she’s pretty much built for fashion.

Oh PUH-LEASE. She's dreadful. Can you imagine what she must look like without make-up ?

[quote]you are severely misinformed. Amal's father is Druze who are an offshoot of Shi'a Islam. Her mother is Sunni Muslim.

R244 CampaignIran returns. How IS Teheran today?

You knows very well that in the Near/Middle East, children are property of their father's, their identity is paternal. Therefore, Amal is Druze. What her mother is is irrelevant. You are also well aware that the Druze were driven out of Iran, are hated and discriminated against by both Sunni and Shi'a and reviled all over the Middle East because they proudly serve in Israel's army.

[quote]It is 54% Muslim, 40% Christian, 5% Druze. Lebanon just had a free and fair election in which the Shi'a party Hezbollah won the largest share of the parliament. Many Christians and secular Lebanese voted for Hezbollah. The world is far more complicated than Westerners realize.

Lebanon's elections never been free or fair, but rather corrupt and overshadowed by the major players in Lebanon; the Hariris, the Jumblatts, the Gemayals, the Geageas, the Aouns aka the Sunni, Shi'a, Druse, Greek Catholics, Maronites and Greek Orthodox. Hezbullah and the fist on its leash Iran have ruled Lebanon since the 2008 Doha agreement. The 6 May elections simply confirmed that Lebanon is a captive province of Iran under Hezbullah's boot.

No one's buying your bigoted horseshit. Except him of course. Your teacher. Bet you wank feverishly to him. Yes! You do!

Enough with the lecturing. Everyone knows that Lebanon is the shithole of the earth. These people have learned nothing from the war and never will. They are the worst scum. Billionaires slave owning diaspora crying victim. She's typical of that entitled greedy bunch of shit flies. Enough already

r249, how is Tel Aviv, built on the ruins of eleven Palestinian villages that were violently ethnically cleansed in 1948?

Your ignorance is hilarious. Druze are Arabs who have never lived in Iran so how could they be "driven out" of there? Lol.

You can be as vulgar as you want but the tide has turned and educated Christians, Muslim and secular Lebanese are more united than ever.

r250 is another deluded idiot. The European jetset is flocking to Beirut's chic restaurants, boutiques, hotels, beaches, ski resorts. No one is going to ugly bland Tel Aviv. All you're capable of is tacky Eurovision embarrassments and cowardly war crimes against defenseless children.

STFU R251 You are all the same. Israel / lebanon/ palestine = 💩.

The Hasbara Bros turn up and ruin all the fun threads making fun of celebrities.

They actually ruin all the. Fun. On. Earth.

She IS all that! Deal with it!

One of the more obvious beard/merkin pairings out there. Imagine going to all that trouble only to look, at each public appearance, like two casual acquaintances. There are celebs who have more chemistry with their PAs.

Ok....George @R255

She seems very sweet and slightly self-conscious, as if the bitch allowances she's earned from her exceptional accomplishments never sunk in. Her intelligence is likely intense to behold but she seems like one of those people who is gentle, not ruthless with it, which probably makes her very liked in her social circle.

Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha R258. Poor stupid you.

R259 = Hillary and Huma drunk texting.

I get it now! She was standard yellow and he was grey poupon.

If she were a dog, she would be an Afghan Hound.

If she was a cat, she'd look like a BamBot cat.

Runway queen (scroll down).

R230, I read the article and found it amusing this client happened to be at her house when the journalist came to interview Amal. So convenient she could rave about her lawyer. LOL! She just doesn't act like a serious lawyer. She's much more a dilletante.

She ain’t all that.

She is not the top lawyer working on the cases, right. She is like a legal clerk. Really, I do not understand this chick. She is soooo unprofessional. Does not seem like a lawyer at all.

Great color, R211, but not on Williams. It makes her look washed out. You have to have dark hair and a darker skin to stand up to that color. Amal's got it.

Thank you, R221. Whoever said she's like a law clerk is an idiot.

Not doubting her intelligence and don’t give a fig about her religion.

I’m offended that a woman so tall and thin and handsome has such execrable personal style. She was made to wear fabulous clothing but unerringly errs. Every damn time. It’s a sin.

George chose to ignore the dress code and looks out of place.

I've been trying to place what he reminds me of and I finally got it. Look up pictures of big movie stars at the races in the 1930s & 1940s.

He looks wrong and ridiculous. Like the wardrobe department gave him clothes for the wrong scene....

"No, No, George. We're shooting the Royal Wedding scene, not the racetrack shot."

She and Sparkle might become friends, sort of, but they both are always looking for the camera, so that might create problems.

The colour of his suit totally washed him out... then he's next to the condiment aisle and he may as well have not been there.

I’m sure Kate hates Amal, too.

I was a bit disappointed Kate danced with smug George Clooney.

[quote]has such execrable personal style

R270, thanks for reviving "execrable."

I live Amyl....

R271, somewhere I read that 30s has become the default fashion style at BR weddings.

Will no one think of Uncle Ziad?!

He wore gray to complement Amal. Gray is a foil for yellow. That combo has been trendy for a few years. Places like TJ Maxx and Chico’s love it. It’s even invaded decor.

She made Clooney look like a fool, she came off as an attention ho

Infamous frau trellis print rug. They love the yellow and gray combo. Better Homes & Gardens/Good Housekeeping/Martha Stewart features it often.

R270, Actually Amal has worn extremely well tailored, dark colored, midi-skirt and pant suits, and conservative, long-sleeved dresses in purple and violet that really make her stand out in a very sophisticated manner.

Always said her husband should have given her acting lessons from Day-1 so she'd look much more natural when being papped. The camera needs to watch you enjoying yourself. The 3rd wall is broken if you look directly at the camera.

Amal should be copying Huma Abedin's style who gets noticed without trying so hard. No one ever accused Huma of not looking like a woman although she has a similar boyish figure.

R280, The Daily Fail said Mr. Alamudden was Amal's +1.

[quote] Always said her husband should have given her acting lessons

You're joking, right?

Maybe, but only after someone gives HIM acting lessons.

It’s Clooney’s shrunken posture that ages him. He went from dashing to tentative in like a year. I bet he’s ill.

[quote]She made Clooney look like a fool,

Mr. Cloony accomplishes that very well on his own. Mrs. Clooney simply reiterates the point.

They must know that everyone knows that they're not a real couple, right? They're not that stupid, are they?

She looks exactly like AnnE Hathaway. If George likes that look, why didn't he just marry AnnE?

Because Hathaway won't play third fiddle to George and his colossal ego.

but what about George and his colossal dick?

I’ll bet the Royal Family can hardly tolerate her.

And she’s barely a paralegal.

I've never liked Clooney and I don't like his wife.

Handsome Clooney has been declining for 5 years as a mature stud.

I believe its natural ageing. Plus he's Irish genetics mostly, correct? He had a good long run.

The person I find pretty insufferable is his father the "journalist".

Clooney would look better with a bit more weight on him (just 10 pounds or so, not too much.)

Clooney is jaunticed as hell. Old man's liver is coughing and spurting to a halt.

r295, I've seen Clooney 10 lbs heavier and it looked like Dad Bod- none of it went to his face. Amal's legs were scarily skinny, and she was way overdressed (she was visiting with the whole Clooney tribe).

Trust me, that bitch was NEVER pregnant with twins.

She was NEVER pregnant with twins.

Look at these photos of her “pregnancy” fashions. No belly visible anywhere.

At least Beyoncé and Janet made a real attempt to fake it.

Trust us!

She’s shady as fuck.

Trust us!

I've seen bigger legs on a Perdue Oven Stuffer...

I can't believe Amalrexia and Closetooney tried to fake a pregnancy with TWINS, no less! Do they really think people are that stu-PEED?

The only thing I like about Clooney is that when he made it, he invited his close friends, I don't know how many, to his house and gave them all a duffel bag each, containing 1 million dollars cash. Cindy crawford's husband didn't want to take the money coz he didn't need it and Clooney said, he you don't take it, then nobody will get anything....so he took it but donated it.

Now, what a great friend!

In other words, he bought their silence to keep him in the closet. Didn't even trust his lover, Rande. How charmingly, blatantly mob-like!

He is too self important. Ever since his rant against the paparazzi after Princess Diana's death, he has worn on my nerves with his smug attitude about his celebrity. And those celebrated practical jokes that he likes to play on people is truly a sign of repressed hostility. He loves to lecture people. While I'm onboard with several of his causes, his smug entitled attitude nauseates me.

Small wonder Matt Damon is in his circle. Smug and insufferable limousine liberals.

Amal always looks like she's trying way too hard. You only see her every few weeks and you just know she spent those weeks planning for her next appearance in public

Carolyn Kennedy made her stylishness look effortless

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Arrogant cunts doing arrogant cunt things.

No photo opportunities to see here, no sirree!

She’s feckless.

[quote]And those celebrated practical jokes that he likes to play on people is truly a sign of repressed hostility.

Yes, just like Mel Gibson used to like to play those practical jokes.

She looked fantastic in fucking *mustard* which is crazy. Worst color ever but it was amazing on her.

Is she even practicing law anymore? Has anyone seen those kids? Is she the most expensive beard ever?

I have more questions than answers.