This is an all-purpose mass shooting thread. Why have more than one given that they happen so often?
If you’d care to guess where the next one or several will be, please insert name of institution and/or city. Thank you.
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This is an all-purpose mass shooting thread. Why have more than one given that they happen so often?
If you’d care to guess where the next one or several will be, please insert name of institution and/or city. Thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 14, 2019 6:23 PM |
I send my thoughts and prayers.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 18, 2018 11:06 PM |
There will be a candlelight vigil on [insert date] at [insert time].
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 18, 2018 11:08 PM |
It's ironic that someone opens this thread as a satire but then there's an active shooter that can actually be reported. Satire not possible when reality is even more ludicrous.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 25, 2018 3:36 PM |
We had active shooter training at work yesterday. This really adorable woman told us "I went to the active shooter training and though there are some nuances it basically comes down to RUN, well not you Nancy...sorry", she said to the woman in the wheelchair.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 25, 2018 3:41 PM |
[quote] well not you Nancy...sorry", she said to the woman in the wheelchair.
Well at least she wasn’t calling you Nancy.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 25, 2018 3:46 PM |
my hole
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 25, 2018 3:46 PM |
[insert meme accurately calling out (insert Republican politician) accepted (insert six-digit dollar amount) from the NRA, and blames [insert door entrances, abortion, homosexuality, liberals].
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 25, 2018 3:52 PM |
[insert lack of outrage except from liberal circles concerning the above]
I'm beginning to think that the US might be doomed. The country can't function unless people can, at least to some extent, put aside partisanship for what's best for governance at large. That doesn't seem possible anymore. And I'm not leveling that charge solely at the Right, although they CERTAINLY got the ball rolling.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 25, 2018 3:58 PM |
... rolling downhijll into a ditch.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 25, 2018 3:59 PM |
There should be more inactive shooters. I'm tired of hearing about people running amok. What about sitting amok? Why hasn't the obesity epidemic and lack of gun control yielded the fiend who does all his shooting from a La-Z-Boy recliner or Lil' Rascal?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 25, 2018 4:01 PM |
It’ll always be some shithole in the South. Or Vegas.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 25, 2018 4:05 PM |
I'm predicting outraged seniors toting sawed off shotguns riding their souped up mobility scooters to Denny's to demand the $ 5.25 early bird special. Don't cross the cranky white elders.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 25, 2018 4:06 PM |
Active? Greek active or French active? Also, does he 'shoot' a big load?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 25, 2018 4:08 PM |
Not ironic, r4. Just life on life's terms. Sad, but not ironic.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 25, 2018 4:09 PM |
Every big incident needs Rhoda Young live on the scene of that bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 25, 2018 4:22 PM |
"In retrospect Sandy Hook marked the end of the US gun control debate. Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over."
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 25, 2018 4:42 PM |
Sadly, that's prob true R18.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 25, 2018 4:42 PM |
Well there was just a school shooting in Indiana. But the shooter, who was at a middle school, apparently a student, was tackled by some teacher and he only shot two people, a 13 yr old and another teacher both in serious condition but no fatalities. So no mass shooting. Guess it only counts if you have seven or more people shot and they die.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 25, 2018 4:44 PM |
The police have had (fill in)------ encounters with the shooter on previous occasions.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 25, 2018 4:45 PM |
Fellow students said he was quiet and kept to himself.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 25, 2018 4:46 PM |
We love it when a 9-incher shoots in our mouth!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 25, 2018 4:46 PM |
This happens in other places like New York City. We never expected it to happen in [insert town or school name].
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 25, 2018 4:48 PM |
The town voted x% for Trump so they are deplorables and deserve what was coming.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 25, 2018 4:49 PM |
Melanie and I send our warmest condolences.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 25, 2018 4:50 PM |
"Guns don't kill people..."
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 25, 2018 4:51 PM |
[quote]"Guns don't kill people..."
Lawn chairs kill people.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 25, 2018 4:52 PM |
Insert dummy, dated Craigslist ad asking for crisis actors.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 25, 2018 4:54 PM |
Thousands of tweets guessing at race of perpetrator.
Default tweet image from "Family Guy" where someone's holding up a skintone card and regarding Peter Griffin.
Dozens of tweets calling out as sexist those who profile (with 99.5% certainty) suspect is a male.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 25, 2018 4:57 PM |
The shooter was a Persian vegan lady who made Justin Bieber parody videos.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 25, 2018 4:57 PM |
Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 25, 2018 5:14 PM |
Sheriff quoted in paper as saying this was completely preventable.
Deplorable comments that locking up one's ammo separately from one's firearm, keeping the firearm unloaded when not in use, is a slippery slope to government tyranny.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 25, 2018 5:21 PM |
[quote] So no mass shooting. Guess it only counts if you have seven or more people shot and they die.
There are too many definitions of a mass shooting. I like the Gun Violence Archive’s definition of 4 or more shot or killed, not including the shooter. People don’t have to die in order for it to be a mass shooting by their definition. If 4 or 5 people get shot by the same madman but none of them die, they were still shot, so it’s still a mass shooting. It’s just not a mass killing.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 25, 2018 6:04 PM |
Surprised I haven't seen this posted yet. This is the teacher that tacked the shooter in Indiana earlier today.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 25, 2018 7:47 PM |
Reminds us of the passenger 'heroes' who tried to save the planes on 911 let's roll/ In other words, another tired moronic CIA military Intel psych-op!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 25, 2018 7:55 PM |
Stinkfish
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 25, 2018 8:24 PM |
Insert dumbass rightwing comment justifying forcing teachers to carry guns, but not giving teachers raises or Kevlar.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 25, 2018 8:39 PM |
Annapolis
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 28, 2018 8:41 PM |
Is the mayor of Annapolis an Aussie???
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 28, 2018 8:44 PM |
Isn't strange how all these shootings have increased under Dump? It is partially his fault for setting a shitty tone at the top.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 28, 2018 8:48 PM |
There is active shooter at The Royale. The point is nine.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 28, 2018 8:50 PM |
Seven of nine, R42?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 28, 2018 8:58 PM |
Yeah R41, whenever I don't like someone's tone, I follow what Maxine told me to do. Git 'em!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 28, 2018 9:06 PM |
Violence is the language of fascists and lunatic Rethugs.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 28, 2018 9:10 PM |
Well there certainly are some whackjob leftists stepping up to violence now. Right on cue.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 28, 2018 10:09 PM |
Leftists? Trumpcunt, R46, please. Do fuck off.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 28, 2018 10:13 PM |
Jacksonville today.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 26, 2018 7:10 PM |
R6 Hilarious
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 26, 2018 7:14 PM |
I think we should change the name from mass shooting to NRA Sponsored Event.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 26, 2018 7:14 PM |
I am throwing down a blanket "Thoughts & Prayers" here. Please let this stand for subsequent shootings, and feel free to link to post R51 for Thoughts & Prayers any time. Thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 26, 2018 7:49 PM |
Today it’s Bakersfield, California. Six dead. It doesn’t even warrant its own thread on DL or even qualify as breaking news on CNN.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 13, 2018 3:01 PM |
Well, if you lived in Bakersfield, you would want to die, too.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 13, 2018 3:35 PM |
In my ass
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 13, 2018 3:36 PM |
All the more reason for people to be armed. Even babies.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 13, 2018 3:40 PM |
Anyone know if Dana Loesch sends thank-you notes to the families of the shooters?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 13, 2018 3:42 PM |
I think we should arm fetuses. They could shoot their way out of an abortion!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 13, 2018 3:42 PM |
The Bakersfield incident sounded personal. Just an American using his second amendment rights to solve a few problems. This is what freedom looks like.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 13, 2018 3:54 PM |
Today it’s Middleton, a suburb of Madison, Wisconsin.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 19, 2018 4:51 PM |
Tomorrow' it'll be Springfield KS or Normal, Illinois.
The banality of mass murder. Amurkkka.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 19, 2018 8:27 PM |
Masontown, Pennsylvania.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 19, 2018 8:28 PM |
Perryman, Hartford County, Maryland about 30 miles northeast of Baltimore
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 20, 2018 2:46 PM |
America seems bound and determined to have a mass shooting these last couple days but they've all been relative fizzles. Maybe today in Maryland we'll get a good double digit body count.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 20, 2018 2:57 PM |
I said yesterday that these guys would just increase the body count and/or gruesomeness of their crimes in order to ensure they get the media attention they desire.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 20, 2018 3:05 PM |
Hartford Sheriff:
We can confirm there was a shooting in the area of Spesutia Road and Perryman Road. Multiple victims. The situation is still fluid. Please avoid the area. Media staging area still TBD.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 20, 2018 3:21 PM |
[quote]Perryman, Hartford County, Maryland about 30 miles northeast of Baltimore
In a Rite-Aid distribution center.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 20, 2018 3:21 PM |
Florence, South Carolina
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 3, 2018 10:27 PM |
I don't even care anymore. Can't do shit about it and the government isn't going to either. Local communities can pull together and help each other. I'm done with it.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 3, 2018 10:35 PM |
Thoughts and Prayers™
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 3, 2018 10:46 PM |
Suspect in custody, one officer deceased after 5 law enforcement officers, 1 other shot in Florence
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 3, 2018 10:49 PM |
It's hard to really care in this case. This is the America the NRA and the GOP want - and it's on their home turf. Fuck 'em.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 3, 2018 11:15 PM |
11250 Waple Mills Road Fairfax VA 22030
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 3, 2018 11:34 PM |
Jeffersontown, Kentucky today. Kroger.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 24, 2018 9:34 PM |
Florida, Texas, some flyover state. Places with lax gun laws. But Rethugs will keep pretending like gun law reform won’t make any difference.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 24, 2018 9:53 PM |
I expect more. Deplorables are riled up. Thanks Dotard Fucking Dump.
Will he go to another rally to fuel up his pathetic ego and spew hate yet again?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 27, 2018 3:25 PM |
Confirmed: Fucking Dump will be at a rally in Illinois even though there are suspected multiple fatalities at the synagogue in Pittsburgh.
Any word from Kushy and Ivanka keeping the Sabbath today?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 27, 2018 3:30 PM |
Chicago today at a hospital
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 19, 2018 9:06 PM |
At, at least being shot in a hospital is a best case scenario for treatment. LOL. America, you're NUTZ.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 19, 2018 9:08 PM |
We have so many different codes in the hospital now (Code Blue, Code Orange, Code Pink, Code Purple, etc.) It's only within the last couple of years that we've had a code for an Active Shooter. I don't know what the color is though, there's about 10 different codes now. We've had a lot of irate patients. I wouldn't be surprised.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 19, 2018 9:20 PM |
Chartreuse,R80.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 19, 2018 9:26 PM |
Denver.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 20, 2018 4:09 AM |
Salt Lake City
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 13, 2019 9:30 PM |
You woke me up for that, R83? Not even a body count? Fuck you.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 13, 2019 9:33 PM |
Logan Township, NJ
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 14, 2019 3:45 PM |
you could put chicago subway / el and leave it a day.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 14, 2019 3:50 PM |
Sebring, Florida
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 23, 2019 8:48 PM |
Five dead in a bank on a Wednesday afternoon. America, you rock! Lovin' the freedumb.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 23, 2019 9:51 PM |
Hmmm...I have relatives in Sebring. I guess, if I don’t hear anything, that they’re fine.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 23, 2019 11:32 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 25, 2019 5:49 PM |
Aurora, Illinois.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 15, 2019 7:53 PM |
Henrico County, Virginia.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 20, 2019 8:21 PM |
Uncomfortably close to where you live.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 20, 2019 8:26 PM |
Rockford, Illinois
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 7, 2019 4:07 PM |
Dallas, TX
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 14, 2019 6:12 PM |
Dean and Tori's moving van
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 14, 2019 6:23 PM |
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