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There is active shooter at [Insert Location Here]

This is an all-purpose mass shooting thread. Why have more than one given that they happen so often?

If you’d care to guess where the next one or several will be, please insert name of institution and/or city. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 9603/14/2019

I send my thoughts and prayers.

by Anonymousreply 105/18/2018

There will be a candlelight vigil on [insert date] at [insert time].

by Anonymousreply 205/18/2018

Today's school shooting in Indiana.

by Anonymousreply 305/25/2018

It's ironic that someone opens this thread as a satire but then there's an active shooter that can actually be reported. Satire not possible when reality is even more ludicrous.

by Anonymousreply 405/25/2018

We had active shooter training at work yesterday. This really adorable woman told us "I went to the active shooter training and though there are some nuances it basically comes down to RUN, well not you Nancy...sorry", she said to the woman in the wheelchair.

by Anonymousreply 505/25/2018

[quote] well not you Nancy...sorry", she said to the woman in the wheelchair.

Well at least she wasn’t calling you Nancy.

by Anonymousreply 605/25/2018

my hole

by Anonymousreply 705/25/2018

[insert meme accurately calling out (insert Republican politician) accepted (insert six-digit dollar amount) from the NRA, and blames [insert door entrances, abortion, homosexuality, liberals].

by Anonymousreply 805/25/2018

[insert lack of outrage except from liberal circles concerning the above]

I'm beginning to think that the US might be doomed. The country can't function unless people can, at least to some extent, put aside partisanship for what's best for governance at large. That doesn't seem possible anymore. And I'm not leveling that charge solely at the Right, although they CERTAINLY got the ball rolling.

by Anonymousreply 905/25/2018

... rolling downhijll into a ditch.

by Anonymousreply 1005/25/2018

There should be more inactive shooters. I'm tired of hearing about people running amok. What about sitting amok? Why hasn't the obesity epidemic and lack of gun control yielded the fiend who does all his shooting from a La-Z-Boy recliner or Lil' Rascal?

by Anonymousreply 1105/25/2018

It’ll always be some shithole in the South. Or Vegas.

by Anonymousreply 1205/25/2018

I'm predicting outraged seniors toting sawed off shotguns riding their souped up mobility scooters to Denny's to demand the $ 5.25 early bird special. Don't cross the cranky white elders.

by Anonymousreply 1305/25/2018

Active? Greek active or French active? Also, does he 'shoot' a big load?

by Anonymousreply 1405/25/2018

Not ironic, r4. Just life on life's terms. Sad, but not ironic.

by Anonymousreply 1505/25/2018

Every big incident needs Rhoda Young live on the scene of that bitch.

by Anonymousreply 1605/25/2018

Sorry R3, you've been usurped.

by Anonymousreply 1705/25/2018

"In retrospect Sandy Hook marked the end of the US gun control debate. Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over."

by Anonymousreply 1805/25/2018

Sadly, that's prob true R18.

by Anonymousreply 1905/25/2018

Well there was just a school shooting in Indiana. But the shooter, who was at a middle school, apparently a student, was tackled by some teacher and he only shot two people, a 13 yr old and another teacher both in serious condition but no fatalities. So no mass shooting. Guess it only counts if you have seven or more people shot and they die.

by Anonymousreply 2005/25/2018

The police have had (fill in)------ encounters with the shooter on previous occasions.

by Anonymousreply 2105/25/2018

Fellow students said he was quiet and kept to himself.

by Anonymousreply 2205/25/2018

We love it when a 9-incher shoots in our mouth!

by Anonymousreply 2305/25/2018

This happens in other places like New York City. We never expected it to happen in [insert town or school name].

by Anonymousreply 2405/25/2018

The town voted x% for Trump so they are deplorables and deserve what was coming.

by Anonymousreply 2505/25/2018

Melanie and I send our warmest condolences.

by Anonymousreply 2605/25/2018

"Guns don't kill people..."

by Anonymousreply 2705/25/2018

[quote]"Guns don't kill people..."

Lawn chairs kill people.

by Anonymousreply 2805/25/2018

Insert dummy, dated Craigslist ad asking for crisis actors.

by Anonymousreply 2905/25/2018

Thousands of tweets guessing at race of perpetrator.

Default tweet image from "Family Guy" where someone's holding up a skintone card and regarding Peter Griffin.

Dozens of tweets calling out as sexist those who profile (with 99.5% certainty) suspect is a male.

by Anonymousreply 3005/25/2018

The shooter was a Persian vegan lady who made Justin Bieber parody videos.

by Anonymousreply 3105/25/2018

Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people.

by Anonymousreply 3205/25/2018

Sheriff quoted in paper as saying this was completely preventable.

Deplorable comments that locking up one's ammo separately from one's firearm, keeping the firearm unloaded when not in use, is a slippery slope to government tyranny.

by Anonymousreply 3305/25/2018

[quote] So no mass shooting. Guess it only counts if you have seven or more people shot and they die.

There are too many definitions of a mass shooting. I like the Gun Violence Archive’s definition of 4 or more shot or killed, not including the shooter. People don’t have to die in order for it to be a mass shooting by their definition. If 4 or 5 people get shot by the same madman but none of them die, they were still shot, so it’s still a mass shooting. It’s just not a mass killing.

by Anonymousreply 3405/25/2018

Surprised I haven't seen this posted yet. This is the teacher that tacked the shooter in Indiana earlier today.

by Anonymousreply 3505/25/2018

Reminds us of the passenger 'heroes' who tried to save the planes on 911 let's roll/ In other words, another tired moronic CIA military Intel psych-op!

by Anonymousreply 3605/25/2018


by Anonymousreply 3705/25/2018

Insert dumbass rightwing comment justifying forcing teachers to carry guns, but not giving teachers raises or Kevlar.

by Anonymousreply 3805/25/2018


by Anonymousreply 3906/28/2018

Is the mayor of Annapolis an Aussie???

by Anonymousreply 4006/28/2018

Isn't strange how all these shootings have increased under Dump? It is partially his fault for setting a shitty tone at the top.

by Anonymousreply 4106/28/2018

There is active shooter at The Royale. The point is nine.

by Anonymousreply 4206/28/2018

Seven of nine, R42?

by Anonymousreply 4306/28/2018

Yeah R41, whenever I don't like someone's tone, I follow what Maxine told me to do. Git 'em!

by Anonymousreply 4406/28/2018

Violence is the language of fascists and lunatic Rethugs.

by Anonymousreply 4506/28/2018

Well there certainly are some whackjob leftists stepping up to violence now. Right on cue.

by Anonymousreply 4606/28/2018

Leftists? Trumpcunt, R46, please. Do fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 4706/28/2018

Jacksonville today.

by Anonymousreply 4808/26/2018

R6 Hilarious

by Anonymousreply 4908/26/2018

I think we should change the name from mass shooting to NRA Sponsored Event.

by Anonymousreply 5008/26/2018

I am throwing down a blanket "Thoughts & Prayers" here. Please let this stand for subsequent shootings, and feel free to link to post R51 for Thoughts & Prayers any time. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 5108/26/2018

Today it’s Bakersfield, California. Six dead. It doesn’t even warrant its own thread on DL or even qualify as breaking news on CNN.

by Anonymousreply 5209/13/2018

Well, if you lived in Bakersfield, you would want to die, too.

by Anonymousreply 5309/13/2018

In my ass

by Anonymousreply 5409/13/2018

All the more reason for people to be armed. Even babies.

by Anonymousreply 5509/13/2018

Anyone know if Dana Loesch sends thank-you notes to the families of the shooters?

by Anonymousreply 5609/13/2018

I think we should arm fetuses. They could shoot their way out of an abortion!

by Anonymousreply 5709/13/2018

The Bakersfield incident sounded personal. Just an American using his second amendment rights to solve a few problems. This is what freedom looks like.

by Anonymousreply 5809/13/2018

Today it’s Middleton, a suburb of Madison, Wisconsin.

by Anonymousreply 5909/19/2018

Tomorrow' it'll be Springfield KS or Normal, Illinois.

The banality of mass murder. Amurkkka.

by Anonymousreply 6009/19/2018

Masontown, Pennsylvania.

by Anonymousreply 6109/19/2018

Perryman, Hartford County, Maryland about 30 miles northeast of Baltimore

by Anonymousreply 6209/20/2018

America seems bound and determined to have a mass shooting these last couple days but they've all been relative fizzles. Maybe today in Maryland we'll get a good double digit body count.

by Anonymousreply 6309/20/2018

I said yesterday that these guys would just increase the body count and/or gruesomeness of their crimes in order to ensure they get the media attention they desire.

by Anonymousreply 6409/20/2018

Hartford Sheriff:

We can confirm there was a shooting in the area of Spesutia Road and Perryman Road. Multiple victims. The situation is still fluid. Please avoid the area. Media staging area still TBD.

by Anonymousreply 6509/20/2018

[quote]Perryman, Hartford County, Maryland about 30 miles northeast of Baltimore

In a Rite-Aid distribution center.

by Anonymousreply 6609/20/2018

Florence, South Carolina

by Anonymousreply 6710/03/2018

I don't even care anymore. Can't do shit about it and the government isn't going to either. Local communities can pull together and help each other. I'm done with it.

by Anonymousreply 6810/03/2018

Thoughts and Prayers™

by Anonymousreply 6910/03/2018

Suspect in custody, one officer deceased after 5 law enforcement officers, 1 other shot in Florence

by Anonymousreply 7010/03/2018

It's hard to really care in this case. This is the America the NRA and the GOP want - and it's on their home turf. Fuck 'em.

by Anonymousreply 7110/03/2018

11250 Waple Mills Road Fairfax VA 22030

by Anonymousreply 7210/03/2018

Jeffersontown, Kentucky today. Kroger.

by Anonymousreply 7310/24/2018

Florida, Texas, some flyover state. Places with lax gun laws. But Rethugs will keep pretending like gun law reform won’t make any difference.

by Anonymousreply 7410/24/2018


by Anonymousreply 7510/27/2018

I expect more. Deplorables are riled up. Thanks Dotard Fucking Dump.

Will he go to another rally to fuel up his pathetic ego and spew hate yet again?

by Anonymousreply 7610/27/2018

Confirmed: Fucking Dump will be at a rally in Illinois even though there are suspected multiple fatalities at the synagogue in Pittsburgh.

Any word from Kushy and Ivanka keeping the Sabbath today?

by Anonymousreply 7710/27/2018

Chicago today at a hospital

by Anonymousreply 7811/19/2018

At, at least being shot in a hospital is a best case scenario for treatment. LOL. America, you're NUTZ.

by Anonymousreply 7911/19/2018

We have so many different codes in the hospital now (Code Blue, Code Orange, Code Pink, Code Purple, etc.) It's only within the last couple of years that we've had a code for an Active Shooter. I don't know what the color is though, there's about 10 different codes now. We've had a lot of irate patients. I wouldn't be surprised.

by Anonymousreply 8011/19/2018


by Anonymousreply 8111/19/2018


by Anonymousreply 8211/19/2018

Salt Lake City

by Anonymousreply 8301/13/2019

You woke me up for that, R83? Not even a body count? Fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 8401/13/2019

Logan Township, NJ

by Anonymousreply 8501/14/2019

you could put chicago subway / el and leave it a day.

by Anonymousreply 8601/14/2019

Sebring, Florida

by Anonymousreply 8701/23/2019

Five dead in a bank on a Wednesday afternoon. America, you rock! Lovin' the freedumb.

by Anonymousreply 8801/23/2019

Hmmm...I have relatives in Sebring. I guess, if I don’t hear anything, that they’re fine.

by Anonymousreply 8901/23/2019
by Anonymousreply 9001/25/2019

Aurora, Illinois.

by Anonymousreply 9102/15/2019

Henrico County, Virginia.

by Anonymousreply 9202/20/2019

Uncomfortably close to where you live.

by Anonymousreply 9302/20/2019

Rockford, Illinois

by Anonymousreply 9403/07/2019

Dallas, TX

by Anonymousreply 9503/14/2019

Dean and Tori's moving van

by Anonymousreply 9603/14/2019
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