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There is active shooter at [Insert Location Here]

This is an all-purpose mass shooting thread. Why have more than one given that they happen so often?

If you’d care to guess where the next one or several will be, please insert name of institution and/or city. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 96March 14, 2019 6:23 PM

I send my thoughts and prayers.

by Anonymousreply 1May 18, 2018 11:06 PM

There will be a candlelight vigil on [insert date] at [insert time].

by Anonymousreply 2May 18, 2018 11:08 PM

Today's school shooting in Indiana.

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by Anonymousreply 3May 25, 2018 3:32 PM

It's ironic that someone opens this thread as a satire but then there's an active shooter that can actually be reported. Satire not possible when reality is even more ludicrous.

by Anonymousreply 4May 25, 2018 3:36 PM

We had active shooter training at work yesterday. This really adorable woman told us "I went to the active shooter training and though there are some nuances it basically comes down to RUN, well not you Nancy...sorry", she said to the woman in the wheelchair.

by Anonymousreply 5May 25, 2018 3:41 PM

[quote] well not you Nancy...sorry", she said to the woman in the wheelchair.

Well at least she wasn’t calling you Nancy.

by Anonymousreply 6May 25, 2018 3:46 PM

my hole

by Anonymousreply 7May 25, 2018 3:46 PM

[insert meme accurately calling out (insert Republican politician) accepted (insert six-digit dollar amount) from the NRA, and blames [insert door entrances, abortion, homosexuality, liberals].

by Anonymousreply 8May 25, 2018 3:52 PM

[insert lack of outrage except from liberal circles concerning the above]

I'm beginning to think that the US might be doomed. The country can't function unless people can, at least to some extent, put aside partisanship for what's best for governance at large. That doesn't seem possible anymore. And I'm not leveling that charge solely at the Right, although they CERTAINLY got the ball rolling.

by Anonymousreply 9May 25, 2018 3:58 PM

... rolling downhijll into a ditch.

by Anonymousreply 10May 25, 2018 3:59 PM

There should be more inactive shooters. I'm tired of hearing about people running amok. What about sitting amok? Why hasn't the obesity epidemic and lack of gun control yielded the fiend who does all his shooting from a La-Z-Boy recliner or Lil' Rascal?

by Anonymousreply 11May 25, 2018 4:01 PM

It’ll always be some shithole in the South. Or Vegas.

by Anonymousreply 12May 25, 2018 4:05 PM

I'm predicting outraged seniors toting sawed off shotguns riding their souped up mobility scooters to Denny's to demand the $ 5.25 early bird special. Don't cross the cranky white elders.

by Anonymousreply 13May 25, 2018 4:06 PM

Active? Greek active or French active? Also, does he 'shoot' a big load?

by Anonymousreply 14May 25, 2018 4:08 PM

Not ironic, r4. Just life on life's terms. Sad, but not ironic.

by Anonymousreply 15May 25, 2018 4:09 PM

Every big incident needs Rhoda Young live on the scene of that bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 16May 25, 2018 4:22 PM

Sorry R3, you've been usurped.

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by Anonymousreply 17May 25, 2018 4:29 PM

"In retrospect Sandy Hook marked the end of the US gun control debate. Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over."

by Anonymousreply 18May 25, 2018 4:42 PM

Sadly, that's prob true R18.

by Anonymousreply 19May 25, 2018 4:42 PM

Well there was just a school shooting in Indiana. But the shooter, who was at a middle school, apparently a student, was tackled by some teacher and he only shot two people, a 13 yr old and another teacher both in serious condition but no fatalities. So no mass shooting. Guess it only counts if you have seven or more people shot and they die.

by Anonymousreply 20May 25, 2018 4:44 PM

The police have had (fill in)------ encounters with the shooter on previous occasions.

by Anonymousreply 21May 25, 2018 4:45 PM

Fellow students said he was quiet and kept to himself.

by Anonymousreply 22May 25, 2018 4:46 PM

We love it when a 9-incher shoots in our mouth!

by Anonymousreply 23May 25, 2018 4:46 PM

This happens in other places like New York City. We never expected it to happen in [insert town or school name].

by Anonymousreply 24May 25, 2018 4:48 PM

The town voted x% for Trump so they are deplorables and deserve what was coming.

by Anonymousreply 25May 25, 2018 4:49 PM

Melanie and I send our warmest condolences.

by Anonymousreply 26May 25, 2018 4:50 PM

"Guns don't kill people..."

by Anonymousreply 27May 25, 2018 4:51 PM

[quote]"Guns don't kill people..."

Lawn chairs kill people.

by Anonymousreply 28May 25, 2018 4:52 PM

Insert dummy, dated Craigslist ad asking for crisis actors.

by Anonymousreply 29May 25, 2018 4:54 PM

Thousands of tweets guessing at race of perpetrator.

Default tweet image from "Family Guy" where someone's holding up a skintone card and regarding Peter Griffin.

Dozens of tweets calling out as sexist those who profile (with 99.5% certainty) suspect is a male.

by Anonymousreply 30May 25, 2018 4:57 PM

The shooter was a Persian vegan lady who made Justin Bieber parody videos.

by Anonymousreply 31May 25, 2018 4:57 PM

Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people.

by Anonymousreply 32May 25, 2018 5:14 PM

Sheriff quoted in paper as saying this was completely preventable.

Deplorable comments that locking up one's ammo separately from one's firearm, keeping the firearm unloaded when not in use, is a slippery slope to government tyranny.

by Anonymousreply 33May 25, 2018 5:21 PM

[quote] So no mass shooting. Guess it only counts if you have seven or more people shot and they die.

There are too many definitions of a mass shooting. I like the Gun Violence Archive’s definition of 4 or more shot or killed, not including the shooter. People don’t have to die in order for it to be a mass shooting by their definition. If 4 or 5 people get shot by the same madman but none of them die, they were still shot, so it’s still a mass shooting. It’s just not a mass killing.

by Anonymousreply 34May 25, 2018 6:04 PM

Surprised I haven't seen this posted yet. This is the teacher that tacked the shooter in Indiana earlier today.

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by Anonymousreply 35May 25, 2018 7:47 PM

Reminds us of the passenger 'heroes' who tried to save the planes on 911 let's roll/ In other words, another tired moronic CIA military Intel psych-op!

by Anonymousreply 36May 25, 2018 7:55 PM

Stinkfish

by Anonymousreply 37May 25, 2018 8:24 PM

Insert dumbass rightwing comment justifying forcing teachers to carry guns, but not giving teachers raises or Kevlar.

by Anonymousreply 38May 25, 2018 8:39 PM

Annapolis

by Anonymousreply 39June 28, 2018 8:41 PM

Is the mayor of Annapolis an Aussie???

by Anonymousreply 40June 28, 2018 8:44 PM

Isn't strange how all these shootings have increased under Dump? It is partially his fault for setting a shitty tone at the top.

by Anonymousreply 41June 28, 2018 8:48 PM

There is active shooter at The Royale. The point is nine.

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by Anonymousreply 42June 28, 2018 8:50 PM

Seven of nine, R42?

by Anonymousreply 43June 28, 2018 8:58 PM

Yeah R41, whenever I don't like someone's tone, I follow what Maxine told me to do. Git 'em!

by Anonymousreply 44June 28, 2018 9:06 PM

Violence is the language of fascists and lunatic Rethugs.

by Anonymousreply 45June 28, 2018 9:10 PM

Well there certainly are some whackjob leftists stepping up to violence now. Right on cue.

by Anonymousreply 46June 28, 2018 10:09 PM

Leftists? Trumpcunt, R46, please. Do fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 47June 28, 2018 10:13 PM

Jacksonville today.

by Anonymousreply 48August 26, 2018 7:10 PM

R6 Hilarious

by Anonymousreply 49August 26, 2018 7:14 PM

I think we should change the name from mass shooting to NRA Sponsored Event.

by Anonymousreply 50August 26, 2018 7:14 PM

I am throwing down a blanket "Thoughts & Prayers" here. Please let this stand for subsequent shootings, and feel free to link to post R51 for Thoughts & Prayers any time. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 51August 26, 2018 7:49 PM

Today it’s Bakersfield, California. Six dead. It doesn’t even warrant its own thread on DL or even qualify as breaking news on CNN.

by Anonymousreply 52September 13, 2018 3:01 PM

Well, if you lived in Bakersfield, you would want to die, too.

by Anonymousreply 53September 13, 2018 3:35 PM

In my ass

by Anonymousreply 54September 13, 2018 3:36 PM

All the more reason for people to be armed. Even babies.

by Anonymousreply 55September 13, 2018 3:40 PM

Anyone know if Dana Loesch sends thank-you notes to the families of the shooters?

by Anonymousreply 56September 13, 2018 3:42 PM

I think we should arm fetuses. They could shoot their way out of an abortion!

by Anonymousreply 57September 13, 2018 3:42 PM

The Bakersfield incident sounded personal. Just an American using his second amendment rights to solve a few problems. This is what freedom looks like.

by Anonymousreply 58September 13, 2018 3:54 PM

Today it’s Middleton, a suburb of Madison, Wisconsin.

by Anonymousreply 59September 19, 2018 4:51 PM

Tomorrow' it'll be Springfield KS or Normal, Illinois.

The banality of mass murder. Amurkkka.

by Anonymousreply 60September 19, 2018 8:27 PM

Masontown, Pennsylvania.

by Anonymousreply 61September 19, 2018 8:28 PM

Perryman, Hartford County, Maryland about 30 miles northeast of Baltimore

by Anonymousreply 62September 20, 2018 2:46 PM

America seems bound and determined to have a mass shooting these last couple days but they've all been relative fizzles. Maybe today in Maryland we'll get a good double digit body count.

by Anonymousreply 63September 20, 2018 2:57 PM

I said yesterday that these guys would just increase the body count and/or gruesomeness of their crimes in order to ensure they get the media attention they desire.

by Anonymousreply 64September 20, 2018 3:05 PM

Hartford Sheriff:

We can confirm there was a shooting in the area of Spesutia Road and Perryman Road. Multiple victims. The situation is still fluid. Please avoid the area. Media staging area still TBD.

by Anonymousreply 65September 20, 2018 3:21 PM

[quote]Perryman, Hartford County, Maryland about 30 miles northeast of Baltimore

In a Rite-Aid distribution center.

by Anonymousreply 66September 20, 2018 3:21 PM

Florence, South Carolina

by Anonymousreply 67October 3, 2018 10:27 PM

I don't even care anymore. Can't do shit about it and the government isn't going to either. Local communities can pull together and help each other. I'm done with it.

by Anonymousreply 68October 3, 2018 10:35 PM

Thoughts and Prayers™

by Anonymousreply 69October 3, 2018 10:46 PM

Suspect in custody, one officer deceased after 5 law enforcement officers, 1 other shot in Florence

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by Anonymousreply 70October 3, 2018 10:49 PM

It's hard to really care in this case. This is the America the NRA and the GOP want - and it's on their home turf. Fuck 'em.

by Anonymousreply 71October 3, 2018 11:15 PM

11250 Waple Mills Road Fairfax VA 22030

by Anonymousreply 72October 3, 2018 11:34 PM

Jeffersontown, Kentucky today. Kroger.

by Anonymousreply 73October 24, 2018 9:34 PM

Florida, Texas, some flyover state. Places with lax gun laws. But Rethugs will keep pretending like gun law reform won’t make any difference.

by Anonymousreply 74October 24, 2018 9:53 PM

Pittsburgh

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by Anonymousreply 75October 27, 2018 3:02 PM

I expect more. Deplorables are riled up. Thanks Dotard Fucking Dump.

Will he go to another rally to fuel up his pathetic ego and spew hate yet again?

by Anonymousreply 76October 27, 2018 3:25 PM

Confirmed: Fucking Dump will be at a rally in Illinois even though there are suspected multiple fatalities at the synagogue in Pittsburgh.

Any word from Kushy and Ivanka keeping the Sabbath today?

by Anonymousreply 77October 27, 2018 3:30 PM

Chicago today at a hospital

by Anonymousreply 78November 19, 2018 9:06 PM

At, at least being shot in a hospital is a best case scenario for treatment. LOL. America, you're NUTZ.

by Anonymousreply 79November 19, 2018 9:08 PM

We have so many different codes in the hospital now (Code Blue, Code Orange, Code Pink, Code Purple, etc.) It's only within the last couple of years that we've had a code for an Active Shooter. I don't know what the color is though, there's about 10 different codes now. We've had a lot of irate patients. I wouldn't be surprised.

by Anonymousreply 80November 19, 2018 9:20 PM

Chartreuse,R80.

by Anonymousreply 81November 19, 2018 9:26 PM

Denver.

by Anonymousreply 82November 20, 2018 4:09 AM

Salt Lake City

by Anonymousreply 83January 13, 2019 9:30 PM

You woke me up for that, R83? Not even a body count? Fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 84January 13, 2019 9:33 PM

Logan Township, NJ

by Anonymousreply 85January 14, 2019 3:45 PM

you could put chicago subway / el and leave it a day.

by Anonymousreply 86January 14, 2019 3:50 PM

Sebring, Florida

by Anonymousreply 87January 23, 2019 8:48 PM

Five dead in a bank on a Wednesday afternoon. America, you rock! Lovin' the freedumb.

by Anonymousreply 88January 23, 2019 9:51 PM

Hmmm...I have relatives in Sebring. I guess, if I don’t hear anything, that they’re fine.

by Anonymousreply 89January 23, 2019 11:32 PM
by Anonymousreply 90January 25, 2019 5:49 PM

Aurora, Illinois.

by Anonymousreply 91February 15, 2019 7:53 PM

Henrico County, Virginia.

by Anonymousreply 92February 20, 2019 8:21 PM

Uncomfortably close to where you live.

by Anonymousreply 93February 20, 2019 8:26 PM

Rockford, Illinois

by Anonymousreply 94March 7, 2019 4:07 PM

Dallas, TX

by Anonymousreply 95March 14, 2019 6:12 PM

Dean and Tori's moving van

by Anonymousreply 96March 14, 2019 6:23 PM
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