The Royal Wedding - Official Thread

Trevor Engelson, to whom Meghan was 'married', is a Closeted Gay. Each side used each other to hide their gay/lesbian sexualities

[quote] Trevor Engelson, to whom Meghan was 'married', is a Closeted Gay

What??? I always thought he was super hot.

Is there any concrete proof?

If this is true, then why in the hell did Meghan marry him? And no wonder they got divorced so quickly.

Im going to watch because I have been following this soap opera since it started. Im not for or against side. I just love some good messy drama! This union is sure to produce a few good years of scandal.

Trevor's a cutie!

Has he made any public statements about the wedding or Meghan?

When is the wedding?

Meghan Markle’s first merkin/husband is not Trevor Engelson but rather a Northwestern University alumni and now a criminal lawyer named Joseph Goldman-Guiliano. The relationship lasted for 2 years but ended up in an annulment. In the United States, annulment is almost identical to a divorce. The difference is that divorce terminates a marriage–the marriage existed, but it’s over. It is a legal declaration that the marriage never occurred. Hence, it’s hard to find any paper trails about this marriage. Before Meghan was famous, a website has the information about this guy but later relinquish. This is what the media doesn’t want you to see.

TRUMP is going to do something to knock the Royal wedding off the TV here in the states.

That's going to be to much attention on someone else for his liking.

Watch!

I won't be able to get myself out of bed that early, but upon waking up I will immediately come here to read the DL commentary and catch up on the important stuff. So, for those of you waking up early to comment, I thank you now! Your snarkiness will be greatly appreciated.

Meghan is a professional beard

[quote] When is the wedding?

I know that CNN's coverage starts at 4:30 a.m., this Saturday morning.

The wedding is at noon in London.

God, just for drama wouldn't it be fab if the press proved this was her third marriage a day or two before? With the brits paying more for this one than W&K? I actually think there might be truth to it. The NE lies about Trump, but with big celebrities they are more careful. I read some article online about the former men in her life and this guy was listed as one friends said she really wanted to catch.

There are a few rumors that if the press really wanted to do some damage they could prove if they are indeed true.

There's the (all only alleged) abortion in 2013, the sex tape, that Doria was missing in Megs' childhood because she was in jail, the yachting - I saw pictures of Megs with two different older and distinguished looking men that looked suspicious, in one the man was grabbing her.

That Markus of Soho House was the one who introduced them and he introduced Harry as a client. That one of Harry's friends was a client too.

That she slept with Matt Lauer (that one was already implied in the Enquirer) Brett Ratner and Steve Mnuchin.

That Megs or the BRF paid off her ex-husband and boyfriend.

I think the press should get on if Meghan did indeed get paps to pretend to harass her in order to get Harry to make her his official girlfriend and send out that idiotic letter in 2016. Apparently she did tell a porky about paps breaking into her Toronto house, because there's no record of it in the police files.

What's wrong with having an abortion? Why is her reproductive choice a bad thing? Why isnt harry scrutinized for visiting prostitutes ("client"). If her mom was in prison as she grew up, why is that any business of ours? Many people have less than perfect parents. R14, you seem to suggest a 36 year old having a sexual history is bad.

What if Harry and Meghan wrote a letter to the press? So what? Harry's mother was hounded by the press. Why wouldn't he want to protect her?

I'm a petty bitch, but "she's not a virgin, she had an abortion", is bs.

I just received my commemorative coin from the UK today!!!

Is that real gold, R16?

Good lord, R15, don't shoot the messenger.

The British Royal Family depends on the warmth and goodwill of old biddies and cat stranglers, so yeah, they might care if all those, or even one of those rumors about Sparkle are true, because the British public is the one paying the bills, including most of the bill for this vanity sideshow. After she marries Dumbo, Meghan will be representing them, so yeah, they get to feel what they feel.

If they don't want the taxpayers who support them to judge them, then Harry and Megs could always drop the wedding, drop the title, drop all the money Chuck throws at them, and walk off into the sunset - why don't you suggest it to them, R15?

Pretty sure it will fall on deaf ears - after all Meghan has the temerity to lecture the world on mental health when her dad's losing it in a shithole near Tijuana, and on poverty when today she's wearing diamond earrings costing $12 K and wore a $75K dress to her engagement photoshoot . And don't even get me started on Harry's hypocrisy.

If Meghan set Harry up by staging pap "harassment" then demanding that Harry protect her, then yes, it does reflect on her character, or lack thereof. She's literally using Harry's memories of the paps hunting Diana to trap Diana's son.

15 is a sugar that cannot be reasoned with. There could be a sex tape of Meghan sucking dick and those whores will still state so what.

Yeah, there have been a number of BIs about her yachting. Don't care about the abortion, but tired of these models and actresses acting all self righteous when they are yachting. Whether you charge $20 or $50,000 it's the same thing. You're a whore, darling.

If Meggie bearded for Trevor, then she's the right woman for the job with Harry. Sure we can write off his gay posing as frat boy goofing off, but where are pics like that of Will? Plus some of the pics look like a little more than goofing off - more feeling in it.

I'm not a sugar and I am reasonable. You are saying Meghan had an abortion. She had a sex life before Harry. That's bad. Evil, rotten.

I think it would be really odd if a 36 year old had no sexual history.

This is bad, you say, the royal family....yes, a German family sitting on the English throne full of pedophiles, sexual abusers, abortions, illegitimate kids, is shocked by a woman's sexuality. I somehow don't think so.

[quote] Sure we can write off his gay posing as frat boy goofing off

What in the hell are you talking about?

I've never seen or heard of any "gay posing" by Harry. Are you mental?

Have to decide which channel to dvr the whole thing. Don't want to pick CNN - they would cut away for the slightest breaking news! Who has the best wedding commentators?

Yahoo! is streaming the wedding live R24, but of course you can't DVR it.

Not sure if C-SPAN will air it. They're mostly politics.

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I didn't say any such thing, R22. I said that if the press wanted to do some damage they could chase these rumors and prove them and then I listed the rumors. Note that I used the words "rumor" and "alleged" and "if they are indeed true."

Harry is a sod, but he's the Brits' sod, Meghan is not. I'm not saying it's right - it's not- but, as the one marrying in, she will be held to a higher standard.

And I think what irritates people about her is that she's such a hypocritical loudmouth about her own self-proclaimed virtues. The woman is so self-aggrandizing that I'm pretty sure that she can kiss her own ass.

[quote] The wedding is estimated to cost 83 million, with half of that being paid by taxpayers to cover security costs because Meg needed her carriage ride.

Did you complain when Diana needed HER carriage ride, R26?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Uh, considering I was five years old at the time, no, I honestly didn't complain. I didn't know who the fuck she was.

Diana was going to be the future queen. Future queens can have a carriage ride.

Things have changed drastically since the early 80s. The security situation in the UK now is completely different. The security costs for the 6th in line to the throne will exceed what was spent, by taxpayers, for security for Will and Kate's wedding. And Will is gonna be king. The fucking 6th in line doesn't need that bullshit. Especially when the couple wants us to think they are some great humanitarians.

To add, another thing that has changed since the early 80s is the public sentiment regarding footing the bill for this kind of stuff while so many could be helped by the resources spent on something so frivolous. The NHS and countless other services could desperately use the funding instead of spending that ridiculous amount to cater to a foreigner's vanity.

r24 CBS is starting at 4am and running until 10am

PBS is starting at 4am and running until 9am

Well, look on the bright side. All of the security people and police will be making money to support their families.

Saturday's weather should be perfect.

71F/22C and sunny.

Is it too late for me to attend?

I'm all better!

Do the British tabloids call her Sparkle, too?

Her prior wedding was so unbelievably tacky.

I’ll be watching to see what the batshit crazy Markles pull on the day. Imagine one the hillbilly nephews trying to barge into the church yelling “Aunty Meg, Aunty Meg!!”

Flying. I hope they have live television broadcast.

Will Obama be there?

I wonder, R39.

Is there an official guest list yet?

17 I highly doubt that. I ordered the least expensive coins available. They were very carefully wrapped and packaged.

The Obamas weren't invited. They didn't invite any political figures at all.

Thanks R31

They didn't invite some of the Royal cousins. I think that includes Prince Michael of Kent - and Princess Michel of Kent.? Lots of gasps. Can you imagine living at Kensington Palace and not getting an invite to the wedding!

Who needs cousins there when you are getting 3, yes THREE Spice Girls!

What is the meaning behind Sparkle, other than it rhymes?

Meghan's nephew named one of his marijuana strains, "The Markle Sparkle."

I'm guessing that's how they came up with it, unless it's a total coincidence.

[quote] I think that includes Prince Michael of Kent - and Princess Michel of Kent.?

They're invited. It's their children who are not.

[quote] I think that includes Prince Michael of Kent - and Princess Michel of Kent?

[quote] They're invited. It's their children who are not.

I'd invite the kids and leave the old racist cunt behind.

No, Sparkle has been around since the beginning, no idea who thought of it first. It rhymes and Meghan, when she's got her genius SUITS stylist on the job, can look very clean-lined and Sparkly.

Left to her own devices she looks like a chola from East LA, but during this courtship she's favored the SUITS look for the most part, which segued into her recent, very lame attempts at dressing like a cross between Carolyn Bessette and Posh Spice. Sadly, I think she's aiming for a patrician air, but, given her clothes are probably free for now, they don't fit and she ends up looking like a child playing dress up left out in the rain.

In fairness, security would have cost about 10,000L had the bride not descended from such a crazed family. Moldavia wasn't just good television, you know.

[quote]Future queens can have a carriage ride.

Truth.

I think the ones who were not invited refused to come, so KP (Meghan) spun it and leaked it the other way.

I'm watching just to watch Sparkle nervously scan the church attendees on her way up the aisle, looking for her renegade relatives -

Well, I can’t wait to watch it with you bitches. William’s wedding was fun.

(My husband thinks I’m a Tory for having any interest at all, thank god for DL.)

Has it started?

R24, BBC-America is broadcasting it too, starting at 4 or 5 am. I'd rather listen to British commentary than American hosts.

R17, I didn't pay that much for it, so I'm pretty sure it's not real gold. To be honest, the shipping charges cost me more than the coin. I was actually surprised that it came as 'gold', when I was expecting 'silver'.

I'll be listening to BBC North America but using BBC London-based commentators as well.

Prince Charles will walk Meghan Markle down the aisle.

R59, If that happens, I will actually cry a couple of tears. Not because I'm a sugar, as defined by these threads. But its because its what the future head of the Commonwealth should do. There's never been any precedent set yet for the Commonwealth, and that's where the UK's future lies.

I figure they will show a lot of recaps so I am not bothering to watch it live

R61 same

He's not walking her down the aisle. She's walking herself to the front part, he will join her, then step aside as she joins Harry. The headline is misleading.

I might watch the wedding.

I won't go to a party or set an alarm or anything, but I'll leave that channel on as I go to sleep. If I have the usual trouble sleeping, I might end up watching it.

Is the wedding today?

Prince Harry

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We didn't all get a Carriage Ride when he joined OUR family!!!

Damn, I wish I was on the receiving end of Harry's tongue at R66!

If you're worried about news interruptions, the best best to watch the wedding would be on the E! entertainment network.

Coverage starts at 5:00 a.m.

Where's the best place to view the parade in London?

The weather's going to be beautiful, so it will be a good day to be out and about.

Not happening in London [R72]. It's in Windsor. You could catch an early train and hang out in Eaton and watch it on a pub tv..

"hypocritical loudmouth about her own self-proclaimed virtues. The woman is so self-aggrandizing that I'm pretty sure that she can kiss her own ass."

Where do people get this?? Do they know her personally?

I have been following her a little and I don't get where any of this hostility is coming from

OMG - she ghosted her own mother. This bitch is fierce.

All the Celebitches, who were only last week screaming about patriarchy and racism (if Meghan's dad walked her down the aisle, as opposed to her Sainted African-American Mum) are now in raptures because Charles, the MALE epitome of white, racist, colonialist, classist, nepotism will walk Megs down the aisle. Mum doesn't even get to walk in by the same door.

The hypocrisy of Meg Sugars is staggering.

how in God's name did she "ghost" her own mother??

Her mother probably didn't want to do it-can you blame her?

this woman is not at fault for her half-siblings being trailer trash

R74, before she shut down her social media last year, Megs had a GOOP-esque blog. She also had an instagram account, etc., and she had also penned articles, purportedly about her humanitarian work or activism (which she only started in 2014 after hiring a publicity firm that specialized in raising celebrity profiles via humanitarian work ) but mostly about herself, and given interviews and speeches, in which she always interjected herself.

Those of us who have been watching this debacle from the beginning - I started in November 2016 - got to read Megs' own words, hear her voice, and look at the endless pictures she took of herself.

I've realized that the world consists of two types of people: those of us who can spot narcissists/sociopaths from a mile away, and Trump supporters. While Megs is nowhere near Donnie Dump, she is very much a narcissist, one who uses people for her own ends and then discards them.

As someone who's had to deal with very powerful narcissists for much of my working life, I can't stand them. I love when they get their comeuppance. The divorce will be brutal, but then all involved deserve it.

R75 Which is also apparently a dig to Kate because obviously nobody remembers Charles being at her wedding but he will be center stage at this. .

Wow this young girl has DL in an uproar!

Some British commentator on CNN said they think Meagan is worth $8 million. If that's true, I actually have to hand it to her.

Nowhere close, R80.

Her salary on SUITS probably topped out at 50 K an episode at the end, less before, and then she had to pay Canadian and US taxes and her agent, etc.

Also, Megs liked to live the high life, with all the inner-cheek massages, $20 K shoe collection and trips to luxury spots. Both her parents declared bankruptcy and it looks like she inherited the overspending gene, although, to their credit, her parents both seem to have spent all their money on her.

Unless, as rumored, she had kind and discreet gentlemen to help her out, she probably had nothing at the end.

Her dad said today that she and Harry have no plans to visit him.

I doubt her ex-husband if gay.

The only thing I read is that she dumped her husband for a hot hockey player, Michael Del Zotto, when she started Suits. I think if she was married to the lawyer guy, it would have been exposed. I did read the yachting blinds.

If she was worth that kind of money it is a sin her dad, who paid for her education, is living the way he does. She is not worth that. Her people are pushing that because there is too much talk among the Brits she's a gold digger. She appears, based on comments to online articles, to better liked here than in the UK. Of course, we don't have to pay for all this. Which reminds me, the Middleton paid for much of Kate's wedding, why wouldn't M if she had that much money? Why would Charles have had to pay for her engagement dress? At the time of the marriage, I'm not so sure the Middleton were even worth 8 mil.

WTF is this "sugar" thing? I've Googled "meghan markle sugar" and I'm still none the wiser.

[quote] While Megs is nowhere near Donnie Dump, she is very much a narcissist, one who uses people for her own ends and then discards them.

There's a lesson in this from the Oompa Loompas.

Guy the Beagle has reemerged - with the Queen! The Windsors saved their best PR card for last!

In the meantime, they're still lying about the dog Megs dumped in Canada - far from being too old to travel (and the Windsors have the $ to put him on a private jet or an ocean liner) he was 5-6 years old at the most. How do we know? Megs the lying cow had puppy pictures of him on her social media.

[quote] Markle's other dog, Bogart, couldn't make the trip across the pond due to his old age.

Her mom looks great...those legs!! Meghan looks snatched to the gods!!!

Can any of the Brits explain why they need to stay at expensive hotels the night before when the family has more than enough private residences?

I am going to make a prediction- K and M will get in an anorexia war as they try to be the thinnest. It will not be pretty.

These people! Turns out the source for the Queen has Meghan's missing dog in her car is LAINEY, Megs' unofficial mouthpiece.

Hah! So the Queen herself, professional grifter for 90 + years, fell for one of rank amateur Meggy's little PR games.

Meghan's mom looks so overwhelmed in the video at 87.

Terrified, almost.

I'm not getting the fuss about the dogs.

So what if she didn't bring them? She's too busy to take care of them right now, anyway.

She can always have them sent over later.

What's the big deal?

Wow, Doria is so graceful. She does look like a sweet women. In the meantime, Princess one-night-more Harry clops around in a deformed bra.

R91 Meghan used her dogs relentlessly on her social media to give herself animal-lover bonafides. Much like she used little, Third World, brown kids in her fauxmanitarian Vogue shoots.

"Adopt Don't Shop" "My dogs are my world" and "package deal" - and then she dumped them. The younger one, a Lab mix, was claimed to be too old to travel, at five.

The other one disappeared for months after it was reported he broke two legs. He was assumed to have been put to sleep. But he's reappeared today WITH THE QUEEN - just in time to give Father-abandoner Meghan a publicity boost.

Nice poll OP, where's the Watching & Masturbating choice?

Yes, smart, R60.

This walking? No big deal … she arrives in a carriage at St. George's Chapel. She walks up the broad steps. Charles is inside, to walk her to Harry. All is fitting. No drama here.

This is how I would imagine the Meghan haters, lining the streets on Saturday...

Think your MAGA cap is a bit too tight, R94

That was a pro-Meghan post, dumbfuck at R95.

T-12 hours and counting!

Oh, I know , R96- see, after a year and a half of watching Sparkle fans tie themselves into pretzels trying to justify the big, flashing red warning signs alerting anyone who pays attention that she's a hypocritical, narcissistic, fame whore hustler, I've realized that Megs fans are just like Donnie Fatso supporters - they see what they want to see and no amount of facts/evidence that their idol is a hypocritical, narcissistic, fame whore hustler will sway them.

They even rose to prominence on the same day, November 8th, 2016, which was when Harry shot off that whiny letter to the press introducing Sparkle, and it was the day that Don the Con was not elected president.

Not that I think the two are related; it's coincidence but the outcomes - this Deranged Fat Orange Lump as the most powerful person in the world, and the preachy, Z-list fauxmanitarian marrying into the world's most prominent "royal" family, just strengthen my belief that human nature will never change and we will have strongmen/dictators for most of whatever is left of human history because people just want to have someone to worship, and the only people narcissistic enough to step into those roles are sociopaths.

[quote]Can any of the Brits explain why they need to stay at expensive hotels the night before when the family has more than enough private residences?

That seems very odd to me too. No particular subtext but there's about a million places they could have put them up. I've stayed at Cliveden. It's very nice and very expensive. I'm still surprised they put them there.

I give Meagain's mom credit... she looks nice, appropriate. I didn't think she looked nervous in the video, I thought she seemed quite surefooted. And I say this as someone who thinks Meagain is on the grift and predicts divorce within ten years.

Would The Brits Fancy A Gay Royal Wedding?

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That picture at R101 isn't nearly as bad as what probably over 50% of most British guys have done.

They're very "open minded" when it comes to same sex encounters.

Prince Harry gets his royal jewels cupped in rugby match

Meghan doesn't care what Harry does in his spare time, as long as she gets the ring, the Palace, and the paparazzi.

Camilla doesn't care either (from what I've heard about Charles), but she already had the ring and the Palace. She never cared much for the paparazzi.

R104 from what I've heard about Charles

Yes Charles is gay

Haha, j'adore that headline at R108.

You can always count on The Globe for printing the trashiest foul trash.

R109 lol

So does this surprise you? Among the music tomorrow...

the fat head.

The Sun have a habit of incorporating bad puns into headlines, but this one is shameful even by their standards:

Camilla not enjoying paparazzi? Thanks for the revelation, but she has a face for the Victrola.

They're going to play a hymn from Diana's funeral. So Megs, whose been Single White Femaling Diana for years, is going to walk down the aisle with Diana's husband to marry Diana's son while a hymn from Diana's FUCKING FUNERAL plays.

[quote] So Megs, whose been Single White Femaling Diana for years, is going to walk down the aisle with Diana's husband to marry Diana's son while a hymn from Diana's FUCKING FUNERAL plays

That's right.

I win, cunts!

OMG - Harpo's in London! Is she going to the chapel?

[quote] O, WHAT’S GOING ON? Is Oprah Winfrey going to the Royal Wedding after she’s spotted in London?

What's the hymn?

lesbian Oprah supporting lesbian/beard Meghan no one is surprised

Guide Me, O Thy Great Redeemer, R117 - and what's creepy (well, just about everything is creepy) is that chapel is where Diana lay.

Also Greensleeves, which I'm reading Henry VIII wrote for Anne Boleyn, which might be appros given that the wedding day is the same day Anne Boleyn was beheaded.

They're also playing STAND BY ME. They could add a verse like "until next year when you catch me with a stable boy" which would be appropriate for either of them.

About Prince Charles escorting her at least part way down the aisle - make him more human and caring to you? I think this one act may finally redeem him. Smartest decision he's ever made.

Meghan Markle the Royal beard

Sparkle is the biggest Lotto winner in US history!

I'm up. I'm sipping my coffee. I've got the Beeb and ITV streaming live. Let's get this fucking show on the road.

Reuters TV is already livesteaming the crowds, Windsor Castle with the sun coming up, etc.

[quote] and what's creepy (well, just about everything is creepy) is that chapel is where Diana lay.

No it isn't. Diana's body lay in the Chapel Royal at St. James' Palace in London. This is St. George's Chapel at Windsor.

CNN is live with it all at midnight. Which at this hour will consist of nothing but streeters with losers who show up to get a place at the fence.

i posted this in another thread but Friday morning on The Today Show from London, Megyn Kelly, NBC's rising star, chirped through a list of people who have to die so that Meghan can become Queen. Savannah, Hoda and the others sat there frozen in disbelief.

37 years old is young girl now?

[quote] Megyn Kelly, NBC's rising star, chirped through a list of people who have to die so that Meghan can become Queen.

So odd, because she seems so warm and nice.

Is she no longer American now?

Harry's wearing a ring.

I'm sure it was his idea.

I want to see if any of Megan's paternal and maternal family members attend. I haven't read of any of them coming other than her mother. I would assume she has aunts, uncles, cousins on both sides and that at least a few of them made the cut . I am aware that her half siblings are not invited. But who is going to fill the immediate family seats directly across from the Queen and the royal family?

I also wonder if Meghan will wear the Spencer tiara as a way of 'including' Diana in the ceremony.

I am listening to CNN. My God, Don Lemon is an uninformed fool. Or at least staffed by uninformed fools. He has mispronounced so many things it's just embarrassing for him. It's as if he's read nothing before arriving in England.

[quote]I also wonder if Meghan will wear the Spencer tiara as a way of 'including' Diana in the ceremony.

Diana's sister will be giving a reading at the ceremony; I take it that'll be the Diana inclusion. Earl Spencer is probably saving the tiara for one of his daughters wedding.

I'm truly happy for her.

I wish I found myself awaking at dawn in Windsor Castle, a beautiful spring morning to greet me, at the prime of my loveliest, about the marry a royal prince -

(Thanks for the live thread, R124.)

A CNN guest reporter (English) has suggested the upcoming Duchess of England will be attired in Stella McCartney (wedding gown).

Oh god, Stella’s shit is so ugly! Why not just have Posh Spice design her gown?

5 hours 23 minutes to showtime

It always surprises me that Posh Spice often designs nicely.

Oh, Shit! Don Lemon has just projected his family's dysfunction onto the British's reporter's family, saying, " . . . My family is dysfunctional; your family is dysfunctional . . . "

The British reported was actually stunned, speechless, for a moment.

[quote]It always surprises me that Posh Spice often designs nicely.

You mean she hires such nice designers.

On the feed right now you can see security (and snipers) readying their positions on the castle roof. I understand the need for security of course, what I don't understand is why it is costing TWICE what it did for the wedding of William, the future king and a ceremony with many dignitaries in attendance. (Real ones, not the fucking Spice Girls--if that is really true they scored invites, I will projectile vomit.) I guess that is why they had to go with FAKE FUCKING FLOWERS (I'll never get past that) to try and save money where possible.

Whatever she does, her line is far more tasteful than I guessed it would be.

The Wedding schedule

But FFFT, the snipers are paid for by the taxpayer. The FFF are presumably paid for by the family. I cannot believe they are fake.

R140, this is showing Don for the empty slim fit suit he is. They plainly keep him on at ten for his hissy fits.

Royal Family's YouTube channel is live streaming the wedding.

Thanks for the clarification r145 ! Though I still don't see why they felt the need to go so hardcore on security. Maybe that is Harry's kink with Sparkles, he likes to play the overprotective prince for his so very young, blushing, virginal, terribly famous movie star bride. YOU SHALL HAVE ALL OF THE SNIPERS IN THE LAND PROTECTING YOU MY TRUEST LOVE!

I didn't believe it about the flowers until someone here posted proof. Disgusting and beyond tacky, but I guess fitting for the rest of the fakeness and tackiness that permeates this hot mess.

I am going to venture a guess security is more costly because the event is a high risk terrorist target and Windsor is potentially less secure than a lot of places? Westminster Abbey, for example, is just across from Parliament... security in that area of London is probably intense and permanent. So there's some less cost for an event like this.

Those of you noting the cost of security since W&K's wedding, have you watched the news over the past 7 years or paid attention to the pace of inflation?

I’m assuming with all the security concerns, they’re not going to be making a trip across the bridge to Detroit.

It's over between us, FAKE FUCKING FLOWERS troll. I told you that you could have me or the projectile vomiting, but not both. You said you chose me but we all see where your priorities lie.

I realise the way your eyes deceive me

With tender looks that I mistook for love

So take away the flowers that you gave me

And send the kind that you remind me of

FAKE FUCKING FLOWERS, FAKE FUCKING FLOWERS,

Oh how real those roses seem to me

But they're only imitation

Like your imitation love for me

I thought that you would be a perfect lover

You seemed so full of sweetness at the start

But like a big FAKE FUCKING FLOWER that's made of PLASTIC

There isn't any sweetness in your heart

FAKE FUCKING FLOWERS, FAKE FUCKING FLOWERS,

Oh how real those roses seem to me

But they're only imitation

Like your imitation love for me

Is that recited to music or done in Shakespearean declaim?

It's to be sobbed into the fainting couch.

R152 That was a thing of beauty! Forgive me? Marry me? I promise we will have ALL the FRESH FUCKING FLOWERS my sweet poetic petal.

I slept through William & Kate's wedding when I lived in LA. I'll catch this one on TV since I'm now in Scotland.

If I marry you, aren't you worried that our happiness will take away from that other blessed couple's? Just as people have a finite store of energy that's depleted by strenuous activity like walking, I'm afraid that our union will consume so much of the marital bliss that exists in the world that we will cause their relationship to disintegrate into a series of attention-seeki..

Yeah, I'll marry you.

Maybe Harry really does love Sparkle.

MISS JASON CARROLL on CNN! Who hasn’t had him?

I wonder what Diana's wearing?

It is Duke of Sussex.

Duchess of Sussex, bitches!

r158 I'm sure he really does love her. I think she is in love with the "idea" of him and all of the attention, and all of the fame. I truly don't think she's signing on for long. Drop a kid, maybe do the twins thing for extra points and extra "insurance", and she's on to the next target. I give it 5 years. 7 max.

announcement

It's Official!!

The Queen has today been pleased to confer a Dukedom on Prince Henry of Wales. His titles will be Duke of Sussex, Earl of Dumbarton and Baron Kilkeel.

Prince Harry thus becomes His Royal Highness The Duke of Sussex, and Ms. Meghan Markle on marriage will become Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Sussex.

Wait. Am I a Duchess or a Dutchess? It's, like, with a T, right?

Well, the Earl of Dumbarton is certainly fitting in this case...

Congratulations, M, on becoming Duchess of Sussex.

Which you'll always be.

Stella wouldn't surprise me, it's such a celebrity choice. Then Meg could meet Paul.

Damn, those Wikipedia bitches are fast!

[quote]Damn, those Wikipedia bitches are fast!

Did somebody die?

Niraj Tanna tweeted this about the dress: A little birdie tells me Meghan Markle’s dress has been designed by British designer Clare Waight Keller who is style and art director at Givenchy.

Meg is updating Wikipedia from the makeup chair.

[quote]Ms. Meghan Markle on marriage will become Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Sussex.

She will also have the right to be styled Countess of Dumbarton and Lady Kilkeel.

YASSSS QUEEN! YASSSS!

Baroness Kilkeel, asshole. I mean serf. I mean subject.

I'm still learning English so cut me some slack, fucktard.

If the designer tip is right, the dress will be form fitting... nothing princess. More like Pippa's arse dress.

Guys, I’m starting to get nervous!

R176 Brits royalty doesn't do Baroness. Asshole.

Girls, you're both pedantic.

Are the Obamas invited? Attending??

No political figures invited r181

CNN claimed that the Obamas had quietly declined to be invited (as opposed to declining the invitation) so as to avoid complicating life with you know who for the British government.

The English guy anchoring for them told it to Don Lemon. If Don had said it I would assume it was just more of his ignorant blathering. I don't know where Don's gone... he seemed to think he was hosting the red carpet so maybe he's wandering Leicester Square.

[quote]Girls, you're both pedantic.

You mean "correct" and "incorrect". R174 is correct. The wife of a baron is known as Lady. R176 is an incorrect asshole.

They said on CNN that the Obamas were invited, but they respectfully declined. They're class acts and I'm glad I don't have to see pictures of them hanging out with the cast of Suits.

Thanks, R182, R183

If it's that important to you, I'm an asshole. The post was meant to be ironic.

Their own PM didn't get an invitation.

On CNN the anchor was talking to Anderson about the kids in the wedding party... he said they'd rehearsed it twice... and it had gone wrong both times.

I don't know if he was joking or not but one of those kids is only two. It's a lot to hope for.

Showtime, bitches!

These stupid vapid women know very little about fashion lol this the best cnn could do?

Sparkle's dress couldn't possibly be as horrid as Diana's dress. Those smashed down Shetland pony bangs and puffy sleeves.

r192 fashion in 1981 looked horrid all around.

Showtime gentlemen. The Wedding guests are arriving at the Chapel.

Ohhh, Oprah.

Oprah Winfrey and Idris Elba are shown to their seats

Oprah has arrived, in her church-lady hat

Jesus, Oprah is a confused mess.

Earl Spencer and his third wife being seated

lol they're fixated on Oprah trying to find her seat. She's jet lagged to say the least...

Oprah van Meter. Looks like two pigs, fighting' under a blanket.

Why is the Opragarch solo?

Or is she Doria's plus one?

Where can I see Dementia Orpah find her seat?

Anyone know who that short bloke with the woman in a flower dress whose waving and waving is?? I watching this without commentary.

It was on CNN for a minute.

BBC interviewing the cutest little gayling right now. Best stream to watch.

I'm watching BBC (america) for Huw Edwards' magnificent voice and thorough royal knowledge, but this other (hotter, young) male anchor is twitching around like a drug addict.

CNN has more consistent coverage, but I know Anderson's dumb American ass is going to style the Queen as "Her Highness" or something.

Hunk in a kilt walking toward the Chapel

R204 somebody "Blunt". Sorry, I didn't catch the first name. Possibly David?

Link to BBC LIVE please ....

Yum, Idrus Elba. James Blunt, a singer.

PBS is streaming BBC.

I swear I just saw crazy Miriam Margolyes. If I am right, this guest list is insane.

PBS Live Stream

Yet another gayling on the BBC stream. Love it!

Link to BBC stream

hmmmm don't really care about kiddy spectators and charity interviews TBH.

Earl Spencer trying not to look like a complete asshole for once. His wife looks fab.

Oprah demands to be seated in the choir section!

They invited the supervet! !!! hahaha I love him. That's really random. I wonder how that connection happened.

Can't stand the oily obsequious Beeb.

Idris Elba, Ophra and Earl Spencer having a rather involved chin wag.

Is Obama there?

damn is there any way to rewind the live stream? I need to take a screen shot of Noel walking in.

I'm watching BBC because I want the British take on this and they had a Bridget Jones type interviewing a young girl on what the dress might look like. "Let's have a bit of a twirl". Joy Reid is anchoring MSNBC and about fifteen minutes in she brought up race. What a one-note bore. Ugh. CBS has Gayle King and the grinning fool from Entertainment Tonight, Today, and Every Other Day. Double Ugh. Spencer still looks like an asshole. Smug Married Couple. To a much younger woman who looks surprisingly like Meghan.

The anchor guy on BBC America is really cute. Beats Anderson fumbling through everything.

Lots of Brit actors entering the Chapel. Must have needed to pad out the crowd.

The young Duke of Westminster arriving with all his mates.

CNN's doing triple screens, PLUS small screen during commercials. Alisyn Camerota is like an insufferable Kristen Wigg, though.

[quote] Joy Reid is anchoring MSNBC and about fifteen minutes in she brought up race. What a one-note bore. Ugh.

Well, I've been flipping around various channels and CNN, whoever is on PBS (I assume the BBC) and NBC have all mentioned it. They've had commentators devoted to discussing race and the multi-cultural Britain.

glued to ABC....my darling David Muir looks fab, his cock still wet from my blowing him pre show..

Harry's ex Chelsy whateverhernameis is seated in the Chapel with her whateverheis

If you play a game where you drink every time you hear "Diana" or "Race" - you'd be in the hospital by now.

Joy looks fab. alwys fun n peppy...wheeee

Pippa has arrived.

No ass 2.0

pippa's hubby is gay? looks it

Handsome James Middleton outside the Chapel having a chinwag

Pippa WAS invited after all. I heard she got the snub. All the Midds are there.

Carole Middleton en familie

Carole's packed on the groceries.

And Kate has more family members at this wedding than the bride . Great job Meghan and Harry .

All that money and Pips is wearing the ugliest frock.

Sooo, two of Harry exes arrived together. Hmm, I bet it would be funny to hear their comments on the ceremony

The choir's gonna sing "Stand by Me." Lordy.

James is looking ...old.

Pippa's tits are down around her waist.

R220 Supervet looked after MM's beagle "Guy" after he broke both front legs last Christmas. There has been no official follow-up regarding Guy's fate but the rumors are he didn't survive.

He's just posh R236 easy mistake to make.

The usher by the door pointing the guests to their seats is hysterical.

God, that lawn is magnificent.

#royalweddingsowhite

omg amal Clooney so tranny thin

Victoria beckham boring in black natch

The Clooneys are smug and insufferable.

George Clooney and his missus just arrived.

Clooney looks fab

beckham and his nasty tats:::crappy

Amal needs to eat something. Vicky Beckham, as smily as ever.

Becks and Posh have entered the Chapel.

Amal....LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

amal and George sstealing the show: those happi coke grins

George's missus looks like a fucking banana.

Yeah, big ol mustard bottle.

R252 Mrs Clooney looks like a stick figure

tears, reminds me of watching lovely Diana bak when....

OUR ONE AND ONLY PRINCESS

George and amal are meth thin

chic

Oh, god. Posh's permascowl draws more attention than what she's wearing.

Posh looks like she's going to a funeral.

The Beckhams are stick thin too.

was dat oprah wandering daftly in the church earlier? sad

Sorry bitches, Amal Clooney is fucking gorgeous.

Victoria Beckham is acting twitchy.

Posh looks like the angel of death, so cheerful.

Does Amal not know the rule about wearing a brighter color than the queen?

Victoria b and her blow issues

Tom Hardy should not go bald. Ugh.

mrs beckham going to a funeral????

wanna sniff david muir's cock n anus

Becks and Posh, smiling and waving at the crowds. Sooooooooo T A C K Y

Black to a wedding???? really vicki

any hot chicken sighted?

Can Posh go five minutes without giving the "Posh Face"?

What happened to Tom Hardy's hair????

It's navy, R279.

This is almost like the Golden Globes. Someone wake me up when Tim Allen and Geena Davis arrive.

[quote]Does Amal not know the rule about wearing a brighter color than the queen?

You bet she does. What she doesn't 't know is her place.

Anal Clooney

R271 she does, great hair, but that weird mustard color is not very flattering.

I bet Angelina is pissed she didn't score an invite.

Very original, R286

Anal Alladin

disappointed in victorias black nothingness

Did Amal get the memo that you do not try to upstage the bride? She is always so aware of where the cameras are. Wow. A real live movie star! I've been channel surfing all morning and ABC is focusing on Diana. NBC on the Markle family drama. BBC on the commoners Harry invited as special guests who can't get into the chapel but whom he will visit with before the ceremony. Will the Joy Reid apologist please kindly fuck off? She's a one-note BORE. Posh looks like she's attending a funeral. Pippa and hubby look uncomfortable. Yes, we are all thinking about the pervy father-in-law. Gonna stay with ABC for a while because Muir.

I think it's gross for the crowds to be applauding all the celebs like the Beckhams, etc. This isn't a red carpet, for fuck's sake, it's somebody's wedding! Show some class.

So do we know when the bride will show up?

It’s kinda pathetic the beckhams are englands most famous celebs lol

TLC coverage is good. Two Brit, not so chatty. But they know what's going on.

Ooh...hot polo player Nacho Figueras

luv gayle king but oy that et oaf beside her

what if someone seated iin church for hrs has to piss

That sea green long dress someone I don't recognize is wearing is beautiful. Gorgeous and flowy.

Can't wait for HRH the Duke of Sussex in his Blues & Royals Full Dress

R299 There are jars under the pews just in case

eek that china queen giving fashion diss on cnn

so far amal winning fashion wise huh

Idris schmoozing with George

ide have worn a dress with Diana's face all over it.

Amal is an embarrasment. Sorry. Way too loud, and showy, and look at me. George looks great as does Idris.

Amal looks good, bitches.

Posh is wearing *navy,* not black. But yeah, she is the turd in the punchbowl of this joyous occasion. Beckham looks so good in a suit.

Who's the gray-haired black girl in coral talking to the Beeb? She's very pretty.

have bethanny and luann arrived yet

never would have thought that twit from Suits would snag harry

NO ONE looks good in yellow, mustard or otherwise.

Do da church have air cond???

Agreed, R307.

As much as I hate to admit it, since I am up anyway because of my insomnia, I have been watching some of the wedding stuff on BBC America. Hearing interviews with some of the charities they have been involved with make both Harry and Meghan seem like real people. The meddling in-laws have been swept under the rug.

Would it kill Posh Spice to smile? Jeez, they covered David Beckham and Posh coming into the church, and not one smile, even when she was going into the chapel.

Also Pippa and her husband, and the Middletons are there. Oprah is there also

Some of the unintended racist quips by some of the commentary have been hilarious.

One female was quite excited about a royal baby who might be 'all sorts of colours'!

indeed yes, turd in the punchbowl...vic

The church looks very crowded.

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Where’s Serena Williams?

'all the $$ goes to the homeless ofo windsor'

Pips, her hubby and James are keeping to themselves, chatting. I guess they don't mix with the riff raff.

[quote]As much as I hate to admit it, since I am up anyway because of my insomnia, I have been watching some of the wedding stuff

lol same here - all the same

is gay oprah with gay eve??

Why aint old fart Elton in a zesty frock?

[quote]Will the Joy Reid apologist please kindly fuck off? She's a one-note BORE.

You seem t have as much self-awereness as Trump does. Congratulations on such a crowning achievement.

Oprah sure is filling out that dress.

Uh-oh... Oprah's been out-hatted by a chick in a bright orange church hat!

Elton John and hubby just arrived.

Yeas, R326, we think so too. But she's got a seat on the board.

tig ol' bitties

Just arrived.

Any sightings of Princess Michael yet?

Beckham looks hotter than ever. He's aging well... or maybe I just like him older.

The BBC/PBS not identifying enough guests.

oprah shills dieting yet is a fat fuk. ???

That squirrel on Elton's head is fucking tragic.

Apparently, Oprah was one of the first to arrive.

George Clooney is truly a handsome man.

[quote]Apparently, Oprah was one of the first to arrive.

Amal Clooney tricked her and said there was a breakfast buffet.

The Beckmams look good.

R314 posh has said she hates her face when she smiles so she doesn’t do it

George and Amal look wonderful together

I have to admit, with a few exceptions, people are rather well turned out. A nice mix of styles. Posh really flunked considering she considers herself a designer.

Victoria looks out of place in dead black. how fug

Who is the tall blond with the white flowered dress that they keep showing?

Victoria is so boring...

Aww shit--James Corden is there.

Oh god, another canary yellow dress on someone.

[quote]Victoria looks out of place in dead black. how fug

Actually, it's navy blue.

stop showing dat attention hog chopra quantico

The Suits cast has arrived...

Who is that woman in the navy dress with the white dots? Very pretty.

According to CNN, James Corden gets everyone dancing at weddings.

And the pee yellow one behind it.

[quote]Aww shit--James Corden is there.

Oh, God! NO!

R344, I could be wrong but I think it's a British TV host called Fearne Cotton.

is GAG'A there yet

R344 - Joss Stone, looking beautiful for a change.

Just caught a bit with Clooney speaking with a woman in a pink suit with Amal listening in between them eyes shifting back and forth to the speaker until a woman walks by in the foreground and she momentarily disengages from the conversation to eye her from head to toe and back up again. I guess she's not that aware of the cameras...

Take a drink each time they mention Stella fucking McCartney. I'm worried now that is a sign.

corden chosen to host after wedding affair for megan, chic

Yeah Stella McCartney is getting a lot of promo here

Someone else just showed up in Amal's color... will she make her change?

Here's Serena

paul, daddy, had to bail out stella's failing bizness few yrs ago

Could Priyanka have fit any more oil on her chest?

Serena is here!

I think the BBC is trying to distance themselves from the tacky American t.v. coverage and focus more on Harry and Meghan rather than making it a red carpet event. So far my favorite is Idris. Amal looks bored. Making idle chitchat does not appear to be her thing. Ruh, roh. Another sick mustard yellow dress. Horrible color, nausea inducing.

I didn't like Victoria's dress. It makes her look like an air hostess.

Where are the 1,200 unfed plebs?

Serena has finally arrived...

Serena’s husband’s looking good.

wow so many negroes, yay

Smughole Mulroney just arrived which means his ghastly wife will be tending children in the bride herd, if not the bride herself.

Apparently the 1,200 have been given a "goodie bag".

Those bell sleeves are amazing on another woman I can't name, as is the hat, but AGAIN with the sad dark colour

Keep in mind that this mob of 600 has to be in the Chapel and seated before the Royals will deign to arrive.

Serena's husband is much prettier than her

Thank you, r355.

What if oprah has to take a dump?

Serena's husband is super hot.

Harry sniffin n smoking out back by now?

Oprah does not do dumps!

[quote]What if oprah has to take a dump?

Depends.

Oprah should have put on some stockings.

OK, I could do without the menstrual hygenie discussion.

Anyone seen Princess Michael?

TV man sez minor royals about to arrive... fasten your hats, ladies, it might get ugly.

Kate and William are supposed to show up in 20 minutes with Charlotte and George, and the ceremony will start in one hour, apparently

George looks better than he has in a long time. I wonder why.

FERGIE!

That couldn't be Xand van Tulleken, could it?

serena and her man body. geez, how he sleep with that??

Thought they banned that furd Fergie...

Will Miriam Margoyles be able to contain her famous farts?

Fergie is waddling in! She and Oprah can smack down over who's lost less.

Fat Fergie has arrived.

Sarah looks presentable. Almost late

Fergie walkin like a truck driver, whats up her twat?

Fergie's here, bitches!

Dick Quest probably shouldn't be talking about anyone causing embarrassment.

Princess Alexandra!

Fergie lumbers along.

Fergie, walking like a rugby player.

The BBC is pretending Fergie isn't there.

Fergie had that clunky Viola Davis walk going.

Well Fergie's daughter is getting married later this year , let's get her used to behave in public before that .

FERGIE has arrived!!!!!

Sarah in navy blue, eh. Boring

The BBC announcers are talking over each other. Some guests vaguely familiar looking but can't catch the names.

The Quantico actress's suit is spectacular. She usually isn't well-dressed.

Fergie in a tight navy dress.

Who is that with Fergie - a bodyguard?

God I love David Muir

R367, I am watching on BBC America and the coverage has been very nice. There has been a lot of talk since I signed in about Meghan being biracial, so that is a topic that has been embraced rather than swept under the rug. Lots of talk about how nice Meghan is, and how much empathy she has.

BBC is bringing it!

Ugh, Kevin Frazier, how moke.

Bryan Singer there yet??

Fergie's strutting like she's back in the fold.

John Major.

Why isn’t this black baroness wearing a hat?

Former Tory PM JOhn Major. Man, he got OLD!

r415 Agreed. Thought the same.

Is Amal Clooney high?

Her hair looks like shit and that sequinned hat is ugly.

Idris shmoozing with Serena

Looks like Carole didn't score a seat in the quire.

There's a big line up for the toilet for the garden cheap seats!

Why haven’t the BBC hired the Markle stepsiblings for their commentary?

Amals hat looks like a big yellow frisbee with tulle.

OK - third time - where's Princess Michael?

Serena's man LOVES her! Wow, he just beams at her.

So far my favorite red carpet moments have been Mouth Agape Oprah, Fat Fergie, and Goth Posh. Oprah and Fergie are fantasizing about the Turkey Curry Buffet.

Victoria Beckham part Indian? Indian women don't like to smile.

R426 The Royals don't show until everyone is seated.

BBC America keeps cutting out on me to commercial, wtf

[quote]OK - third time - where's Princess Michael?

Minor royals arrive next hour. Either that or she's in a dungeon somewhere. It's a big place.

What is their connection with Clooney?

R429, I think she just has a stick up her ass

OK, NOW the various member s of the royal family are gonna start entering.

[quote]What is their connection with Clooney?

Harry married a social climber?

serena Williams you bull dagger!

[quote]BBC America keeps cutting out on me to commercial

It's also live on youtube without commercials.

Minors already arriving. Alexandra of Kent arrived. Sarah isn’t royal now but she’s connected so I guess they allowed her to arrive a little later than the celebrity guests.

Good one r436 A legit LOL.

I have not seen entrances marked Colored People Here. thank god

lol...

Fergie can't find her seat.

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I wanna suck Idris' black man penis.

sit down Fergie u old whore

Fergie scored a seat in the quire and is failing to behave... all wide jawed. Carole will be angry. It is dangerous to anger Carole, I think.

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Will Mike stand and object when the call comes!

gemma u fat old whore

I need to go to the loo, but I don't want to miss Princess Michael.

Pretty dress, too, R449.

Matt Bomer is where???

This must be James Corden's coming out party because he's bouncing off the walls!

ABC is reporting that Meghan's leaving the hotel 15 minutes later than scheduled; already with the Colored People Time

I think it's interesting that the royals are using folding chairs for wedding guests just like everyone else lol

why did that rich decent dude marry clompy old Serena??

Fergie's performance is appalling. The guy with her is trying to get the bitch to fucking sit down and she's wants to work the crowd.

When does Bobby Brown arrive?

Let's let Serena go - it's getting boring.

fuk ferg

I bet no one will throw her down a flight of stairs, r456.

The Clooney's live nearby. Neighbors as it were.

Whoever said that Posh looked like she was wearing a stewardess uniform was spot on

leftover KFC here, what u eating??

Immediate royal family now... Zara Tindall, Peter Phillips

Prince Michael!!

And here come da ROYALS!!!

All those nobodies, yet they exclude Princess Michael's children. WTF?

^ In pale pik

cunty Michael of kent sighted

DL icon Princess Michael has landed.

Michael just arrived, bitches!

Princess Michael Troll...your girl is arriving!

I saw Princess Michael!

IF Doria wears her nose ring, the monarchy has officially jumped the shark.

So quick with Princess Michael.

Oh, no - there she is - YUUUUGe hat.

-ss

there is the gay bald prince

and horseface anne

Poor Zara looks uncomfortably pregnant. Hope she's near the loos.

Zara looks like she's gonna drop that kid right in the middle of the ceremony.

Meghan's on her way!

here cums da bride

The English commentators are so PISSY! Pure Piss! They say "American" like it's the biggest insult!

what if the car broke down and they had to trot to the church

Mike Tindall can't stop breeding. He's a beast! Yumm

1930s Rolls Royce - bit kitsch!

Peter Philips looks rather dashing

Meghan's dress looks to be a boat neck

Meghan is looking good, y'all. Doria's hat is cute too.

Andy and his girls

Well, as predicted, the wedding dress looks boring, judging from the top.

omg princess anne looks like shite

Is Princess Anne wearing a kimono?

She went more traditional from what little I could see than I thought she would

Doria looks better than Oprah. Didn't see a nose ring

It seems like a simple dress...

Looks like a dinky cheap tiara on her head

NO ONE CAN TOP DIANA ... OUR LADY OF THE CLOUDS

anne in her bathrobe

The only politician seen was Prime Minster John Major.

Andrew's daughters - VERY low key.

BBC commentator sees a chunky tiara; I saw a floral headband..

IS Anne wearing a kimono?

I would give my left tit to know what the real royals are thinking.

Damn, Zara's pregnant, I was really looking forward to seeing her look. She still looks good but it's not the same, is it?

obsession with her dress on tv. fuk!

Lady Louise Windsor still has ‘tard eyes even after getting them corrected a few years ago. I wonder if she’s going to need another surgery.

Unimpressed with Beatrice and Eugenie's headwear

yea dinky tiara

Andrew and his daughters. They look toned down.

Whichever York girl is wearing turquoise, that shit is trash.

Katherine Duchess of Kent arrived. Princess Alexandra in pink.

shit Anne aged horribly

They've got Meredith Viera on BBC UK. Asking her about Meghan. WTF does she know?

I think it’s bridal jewelry of rhinestones or something

Fergie’s daughters look like the step-sisters in Cinderella..

I think Princess Beatrice is allergic to clothing or vice versa.

Hearing the BBC trying to put a positive spin on Princess Anne's kimono lmao

Countess of Wessex and Lady Louise

yes theyr forever fugly

Meghan's Mum (MOM) looks very chic.

I wonder if it pains princess Beatrice that her sister is so much prettier than her.

Duchess of Kent looking very frail.

Wonder if Princess Edward is a DLer?

without the celebs, this thing would be zzz

Princess Anne, in pre-wedding zone out

Bitches, I cannot wait to see this dress!

R526 = typical American.

How do 600 people take a piss???

One of Andrew's daughters looked like she was wearing a headscarf from "Fiddler on the Roof" as a hat

How many surgeries did Joss Stone have? I can barely recognize her.

Earl of Wessex and kid Viscount Severn

They just said on CNN that it may be the Strathmore Rose tiara.

I think not.

wht if ur seated behind a bitch with a sky hi hat??? how rude

Oprah is seated outside!

Elton John, Middletons not sitting in the choir.

she need be near a toilet

I think it's too narrow to be Strathmore Rose.

BBC UK coverage is APPALLING! - they're interviewing someone from the Terence Higgins Trust. Jeez!

Shut ur dam mouth mr ET kevin fraser

[quote]Oprah is seated outside!

Closer to the BBQ.

Earlier, they were showing Chelsea Davies looking very reflective from her seat in the chapel. She seemed in the end very happy with her decision to be sitting exactly where she was, and not front and center

Agree BBC has been a massive let down.

One of the male guests is chewing gum, must be a footballer.

Watch the PBS link. Lots of pics, no commentary.

Nice day for it!

Anderson just called Doria Ragland Doria Garland.

I just hope he doesn't wonder if she'll sing Swannee.

Diana make thyself known!!

Chelsy Davy - R whoever it was.

Is James Hewitt invited? 😏

That mob is gonna get restless. The show doesn't start for another 26 minutes

Harry arrived in an Uber.

Surprised the Yorkies are so low-key. Ferg looks pretty good.

Chelsy - that's who that was! I saw a funny-looking blonde that looked familiar.

R550, you are right. I'm trying to type so fast my brain is having a hard time keeping up lol

Is Joss Stone still a thing there in The UK?

OMG - is there a war on - the Generals have arrived!

Harry, looking hot in that uniform.

Harry gets to wear the blue uniform that William wanted to wear.

William looks buff n hot

I hate having brothers as best man - bugs me for some reason.

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william hotter in the gold braid outfit.

Harry looking skinny.

Harry looks handsome!

Harry isn't wearing his full regalia. I wonder why he made that choice. Glad he didn't shave

still flabbergasted that tv gold digger snagged harry. koool.

I give it 5 yrs

I love a man in uniform! They really do look good.

WHY ARE THEY DRESSED LIKE T-H-A-T????????!

Damn William looks good

Nah, William has a puffy face. Funny how he used to be the hotter one up until 10 years ago.

Harry couldn't bother to shave for his wedding day????

NOT today! R567 - give it a rest!

Remembering those two walking behind Diana's casket.

william sit on my face!!!

yes only yesterday, poor Diana killed tragically, their dear mommy

BBC just did a close-up of William's head after he removed his hat. Bitchy as fuck!

Those FAKE FUCKING FLOWERS are ruining everything.

I'm giving props to Prince William for not going the way of Elton John and wearing a hideous rug

R574 = Mary!

Harry did the right thing. Stopped and acknowledged those two poor kids who've probably been standing by those steps for hours!

serena schlepping like a linebacker

(Edwards son is cute)

How do we know the flowers are fake? Besides the rantings of our dear Fake Flowers Troll?

Do the people who constantly mention James Hewitt know it's tiresome and unoriginal?

R573, it's every day for a loser with no life and no prospects. Miserable people gon' be miserable.

where are the Clintons??

Royalty is inherently a silly institution, but I do think we Brits are lucky that they have such a sense of duty, and the pageantry around it is wonderfully romantic.

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Queen and Phil should show in about 10 min

Eugenia is the one who looks like a 60s stewardess.

fergies sanguine face expression, must remember the day of Diana....

Late to the thread you guys: I've been watching for an hour and I cannot decide which network is getting it right. I want commentary so which one should I light on? TIA.

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Thank you R588!!

[quote]Queen and Phil should show in about 10 min

I'd forgotten about them

I'm surprised Andrew didn't try to auction his seat to the highest bidder

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They do, r597. Most of the Royals have been hit with the ugly stick coming and going. Diana tried but the Windsor genes won out. Love the color of the Royals Royce.

Where’s the new thread?

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