US Attornry Aaron Schlossberg Assaults Willie Morris's Crotch on NYC Sidewalk

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I want to see Willie Morris naked.

R2, The best I can do. As the Brits say, he's well fit.

Bitch's website says he's fluent in Spanish, so why the fuck does he care if someone else speaks it?

Asshole.

[quote]Bitch's website says he's fluent in Spanish

¿Seriamente? No habíamos oído.

Why is Willie famous?

Schlossberg's a proud American Psycho, clearly

Schlossgobbler has had you all in!

Some people can't resist a game of Three-Card Monty, I guess.

R6, He's a Youtube personality and on Instagram, of course. He founded a now-defunct company called Faithbox. So, not famous to me.

What is Faithbox? Is it a Jesus thing?

"US Attornry Aaron Schlossberg Assaults Willie Morris's Crotch"

But he seemed so 'willie' nilly.

Aren't all those Israelis he's supports "fucking foreigners?"

He is one of the hottest homosexual bachelors in NYC.

I have seen his cock at the gym and he is hung at least 7 inches SOFT!

Schlossberg is a total scumbag who should be run out of town but this guy is sort of a douche too, albeit on a much lower level. First of all, anyone that lives in nyc should know that yes, it is common courtesy to walk on the right side of the street, especially in crowded midtown manhattan. Not doing so is similar to standing in the middle of an escalator rather than to the side so no one who wants to walk up or down it can get by. Thing is, normal people just shrug, move around the clueless offenders, and give it no thought, rather than plowing into them in a rage.

He also loses points for saying Aston KOOtcher.

What gym, R14? I'm there.

r14 Whose cock, Aaron's or Willi's?

I enjoyed the brief closeup of Willi's package being squeezed tight in his shorts, as he was kneeling.to show us what happened.

Willie is a very attractive homosexual!

[quote][R2], The best I can do. As the Brits say, he's well fit.

DAMN! Shout out to Willie. I did not know he was livin like that.

Didn't anyone else notice the shadow of Aaron's peen in the photo of him under his umbrella that was shot from underneath by a clever shutterbug? Please comment.

Willie is a Jebusino.

Who are these people who jump from being an atheist to crazy religious on a whim? Wakadoodles

What is a Jesusino?

WHAT Is going on with his crotch in this pic？

Christians go the wrong way on so many things, is walking up the left side of the sidewalk a Jebus thing...a Jebus [italic]space[/italic], if you will (or if you won't)?

Sadly Willie is married to a rather lovely woman.

Some shirtless goodness.

^ Is his machine in the right lane or the left on that sidewalk?

R24 He wears boxers not briefs or boxer briefs and he dresses on the left.

Next time walk on the correct side, Willie

Willie must have thought he was in London, walking on the left. Thank God Aaron was there to call the police on him.

Damn, didn't realize from his Henley-clad video what a bangin bod he has. It was speculated—plausibly, to my mind—on the original Crazy Eyed Trumpoid thread that what drew Aaron M. Schlossberg's fury that fateful evening on the 5th Ave sidewalk was less the couple's walking on the curb side than Aaron's unresolved lust for Willy (obviously combined with Willy's blatant attachment to a beautiful blond woman). That's what drove crazy-eyes to "you fuckin ugly foreigner, I'm calling the cops to send you back to the old country!"

I want Willie bad

There is no bad way to want Willie. Except to want him to take you to his megachurch. Taking you [italic]in[/italic] his megachurch, well, that can be discussed, wanting Willie's willie-wise.

Schlossberg is clearly mentally ill based on this - no wonder he had to start his own firm. I have a feeling all sorts of shit is going to come out about him.

R35 and I'm here for it. I want to hear from his family, exes and people who went to school with him. I want to see his social media history. Could he be an Incel?

[quote]Could he be an Incel?

If personality creates incelitude.

Why is he so angry? He's good looking, fit, pretty successful (well, now he's fucked but a week ago he was), has money and lives in NYC..

R38 most likely a cluster B personality disorder.

I wonder how Aaron feels about shoes you can hear.

Is he a US Attorney?

Willie is cute!!

R36 I bet reporters from the news wires and all the gossip rags are looking into his past. They will find the minute he was born and what he has done since.

That was cocaine, pure and simple. Lots and lots of cocaine (for Aaron).

[quote]Is he a US Attorney

Yes and no. While he’s an attorney in the US, he’s not a US Attorney, as in a federal prosecutor.

I’m guessing the headline came from a different country and they headed it that way.

Willie is a jeebus freak? Deal breaker

I get that some clueless tourists dont know that you walk on the right side of the block but what is wrong with Willie that he actually lives in nyc and hasnt figured out that is the custom just from being out and about and having a very basic sense of awareness that, otherwise, manhattan streets would be a constant and dangerous game of frogger. Is it that he is so narcissistic that he has not even a clue whats going on around him that doesnt have to do directly with him? Is it some sort of subconcious passive aggressive act that makes him feel significant? While he's rightfully shocked at Aarons behavior, he is also incredulous that walking on the right side could possibly even be a thing, which, clearly, it is.

Sorry r33, I got him first.

R47, I've lived in NYC for 30 years and people walk on all sides of the block. You sound like someone who still likes to play elementary school hall monitor in your spare time.

I never knew there was a rule on what side of the sidewalk to walk on. But if you're always supposed to walk on the right side, wouldn't that become the left side if you cross the street?

the lawyer's landlord has kicked his law office out of his building!

Shame on the landlord. What happened to free speech?

R52 It was an office share, or a desk share, the owner of the premises has the right to throw out anybody who he believes to be unprofessional or a bad actor.

NYC is full of guys made neurotic by financial fear. Fear of not getting it and fear of losing it. That and living on top of each other brings out the crazy.

And yes, motherfuckers, walk properly on the right. Pretend you're driving a car if you must.

r52 is a Trump deplorable.

R38: Maybe he's constantly surrounded by people who are unlike him.

R52: Free speech is only allowed for far-left extremists now. If one is conservative or somewhere in the middle of the political spectrum (especially an attractive Caucasian male), one often is automatically and falsely labeled a bigot for having a different opinion.

Just proves the anger issues Aaron has...something is missing from his life like hot sex. Or maybe depressed and his anger comes out because of that.

This video doesn't even show everything. It is only part of the full picture. Did the man who claimed to be assaulted contact the police? Did he press charges?

He claims the attorney refused to walk around him. Why didn't he and his friend step around him if there was so much space on the sidewalk? Perhaps, they were being rude and obnoxious and it angered the attorney?

So is he gay or what? Because if he isn't...

who really gives a fuck?

Why is this racist asshole nobody getting round the clock coverage of his bullshit

The vlogger guy clearly says that there was plenty of room on the sidewalk (backed up by his video) and that this crazy guy actually veered towards them as he approached and began yelling at him, accusing him of being foreign. Has nothing to do with where anyone was on the sidewalk; has everything to do with the fucked-upness of AMS.

R61: Why didn't they step around him if there was plenty of room? They were walking on the left side of the street and wouldn't move to let by a man carrying a briefcase?

Obviously, in Aaaa-Ron's fantasy, Willie topped him with his huge Christian peen.

Thanks r54, you know how it works in nyc, its just common, generally understood courtesy among the even slightly aware. Whichever one of you said they lived in nyc for 30 whole years and still havent noticed , good for you, you havent been paying attention to how things work and have regularly been getting in peoples way for 3 whole decades.

[quote]Willie is a Jebusino.

UGH. Of course, he is. Nothing more dick wilting than a sexy grown-ass man talking about God...or his children

[quote]It was speculated—plausibly, to my mind—on the original Crazy Eyed Trumpoid thread that what drew Aaron M. Schlossberg's fury that fateful evening on the 5th Ave sidewalk was less the couple's walking on the curb side than Aaron's unresolved lust for Willy (obviously combined with Willy's blatant attachment to a beautiful blond woman). That's what drove crazy-eyes to "you fuckin ugly foreigner, I'm calling the cops to send you back to the old country!"

Let me think...he was so enraged at the sight of this random guy--who he obviously wanted to fuck because he's conflicted--walking with his lady-friend. So...he decided to go on a xenophobic tirade including calling the guy that he supposdly wants to fuck 'Ugly' and a 'Fucking foreigner' while being recorded.

Yeah, that’s plausible…

R52, there is free speech in America. The First Amendment guarantees that. Simply put, the government can’t throw you in jail for expressing your ideas.

However, that doesn’t mean that free speech doesn’t have consequences. And a private party taking action against you because they don’t like the content of your free speech is not protected.

Don’t believe me? On Monday, walk into your employer’s office and say, “You know what? You’re an incompetent douchebag and I can’t stand you. Fuck you!!” and see if there are any consequences.

He is gay and a member of the Log Cabin Republicans.

R68 — Do we know that as fact?

He is homosexual. One would be shocked at how many gay men talk like him in NYC!

Photo of his huge penis.

[quote] Who are these people who jump from being an atheist to crazy religious on a whim

Entrepreneurs

Why does every guy on my Facebook feed want to date this guy?

Why? Because he has a huge cock. Most gays are size queens and that's all they are interested in a man.

This Willie makes a five-minute video to bitch about a one-minute incident.

He's straight!

He wasn't gay when I was sucking his big cock in the gym steam room!

Yuck ^^^^ imagine the desperate white queen that desires that rancid cock in his mouth

A thick 9.5 inch cock is hard to resist in the steam room!!!!!!

R60 I don’t think you will be seeing him in public for quite some time.

Who would date him now? Ilse Koch?

R60 we need a distraction from the horrible shit show going on in DC. This while awful is also entertaining.

R82 he's just another layer of the Trump shitshow—a more satisfying one than the orange monstrosity who, along with Prince, Pence, Reince, et al., hasn't yet gotten his comeuppance.

[quote] Why didn't they step around him if there was plenty of room? They were walking on the left side of the street and wouldn't move to let by a man carrying a briefcase?

Too stupid to watch the video? The lawyer made a B line and went out of his way to bump into him. It wasn't an accident. He wanted to pick a fight. He is your typical mentally disturbed Republican/Trump voter. These people have have serious mental health problems.

[quote]hasn't yet gotten his comeuppance.

Why isn't it "comedownance"? That would make more sense.

I don't think he's just a right wing Trump deplorable, I think he's mentally ill. Who goes around confronting people on the street for walking on the so called "wrong side" unless you have some screws loose upstairs?

He better get his behavior under control or he's going to find himself on the wrong end of a gun or knife someday; frankly, I'm surprised it hasn't happened already.

I would love to see someone pull a knife on that creep and cut him up.

Hilary Duff's smoking neighbor did more that actually hurt someone during the same week, among May, 2018, Manhattan annoyances. Aaron Schlemielburger hurt no one in any real or lasting way except himself.

He def has rage issues/mental illness(es). His career has gone down the drain slowly- can't get a job with a firm so he has to start his own and can only afford a timeshare office. He's in his 40's but doesn't have a family? Ever married? Probably doesn't have any friends, either. I'm dying to hear from his parents!

[quote]Ever married? Probably doesn't have any friends, either.

Who could stand him for more than a week?

Orwell warned us what would happen when Jews stood on their hind legs.

"Comedownance" is a Price is Right term, r85.

[quote] I don't think he's just a right wing Trump deplorable, I think he's mentally ill.

Isn't that like saying, "I don't think water is wet, I think water is wet?" I fail to see the distinction.

[quote] I fail to see the distinction.

It's a pretty big one. All deplorables are mentally ill. Not all people who are mentally ill are deplorables.

R84: Aren't you defensive? Insulting me doesn't change the lack of evidence. What likely happened is that the couple blocked the man (as far-left extremists with no manners tend to do) and the attorney lost his composure.

Cursing at anyone is wrong but I don't believe anyone was physically attacked. Had there been an assault, the police would probably have been contacted. What appears to be evident from the video is that the man claiming to have been attacked was far more interested in making a video of himself than contacting the authorities.

R95 You're boring

Most white gay men say racist, sexist, anti Semitic and hate filled stuff every day worse than him!

Perhaps, but they don't make it a public testimonial.

What did Hillary's neighbor do?

R96: Insult me if it makes you feel better but people like you are just proving my point and I think probably Aaron's, too.

[quote]the couple blocked the man (as far-left extremists with no manners tend to do)

They're Christians, not Far Lefties.

[QUOTE]Why is he so angry? He's good looking, fit, pretty successful (well, now he's fucked but a week ago he was), has money and lives in NYC..

On this planet there's nothing angrier than a white American.

I’d blow him.

I would suck his nine inches in a DL second!

[quote]Aren't you defensive? Insulting me doesn't change the lack of evidence. What likely happened is that the couple blocked the man (as far-left extremists with no manners tend to do) and the attorney lost his composure

I'm not R84...but this sentence is hilarious and sums up the know-it-alls of DL perfectly.

We need someone to go to his gym and take pics of him naked in the locker room.

[quote]Most white gay men say racist, sexist, anti Semitic and hate filled stuff every day worse than him!

Nah, Black gays take the cake.

Yes, let's hear from A-Ron's gym buddies... with all the juicy details.

Well, someone on the Crazy-Eyed Trumpoid thread says they found his match.com profile but hasn't divulged any juciy details, except that he supposedly lied about his age.

If the choices are between Looney and Asshole, I’m going with Asshole.

What is his age? I thought it was 42, born in 1976. But why are news articles saying 44?

What is significance of spelling his name as A-Ron? I'm seen it a couple of times all over the place, even on protest signs. What does it mean?

R105: Asking me if I'm "too stupid" to watch the video isn't defensive? I suppose you're just unkind.

R111: Spite? "Fake news"?

[quote] Asking me if I'm "too stupid" to watch the video isn't defensive? I suppose you're just unkind.

I mean, you don't come across as the sharpest knife in the drawer. But I'd wager you've been called stupid your whole life, hence your hysterics in this thread since being triggered by it.

[quote][R105]: Asking me if I'm "too stupid" to watch the video isn't defensive? I suppose you're just unkind

No, not that. I’m talking about the ‘There’s no evidence BUT what likely happened is…’ part. So, his most likely the case scenario is wrong, but yours isn't despite it being bananas.

That's so DL...

Nice, sexy feets, Willie!

I just want to suck his humongous cock!