Pardon Me, Sir, But Your Slip Is Showing!

RDJ really deserves his own thread, but that's like shooting gay fish in a super-gay barrel.

With a darling hot pink, mother-of-pearl handled gun.

Miss Marion Morrison

It makes me a little sad to reminisce (poor beautiful Heath!)...

But remember all that speculation a decade ago about Jake and Heath "getting into character" for BROKEBACK?

Oh, Jake, honey...

Cary and Randy were besties AND roomies.

Henry Cavill back in the day.

I don't know why Henry hides anymore, especially when E! reported that he visited a gay bar in Brazil, along w/pics.

Boyfriends? Or just.... girlfriends?

Young Marlon Brando and Montgomery Clift in silly hats, for reasons unknown.

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That's Marlon with Kevin McCarthy (brother of Mary).

Forget the celebs. I have to be careful. A friend posted a pic of me on social media. But oh my wrist!

I like this thread. Hope it grows fast.

Miss Brady likes sliding down

Seacrest and mentor

Zac

That was from I Love Lucy, when she missed the cruise ship and "Ed the Man" had to put her on a helicopter.

Ned Rorem, near sixty and looking great.

Ryan Seacrest was mentored by Merv Griffin!?!?! And still claims to not be gay!?!?!?! My mind explodes at the absurdity of this idea.

R8 the only thing Henry hides these days is his boyfriend's dick...right up his delicious bubble butt.

I agree, but he's keeping this mystery man under wraps real good.

Trump

Tim Tebow, just bro'ing out with one of his bestie brahs.

Current:

Aaaa-Ron looks mighty swishy in the photo above.

Wow, RDJ's son is hot!

Hunty!

It's Henry again. . .

Mel, dahling.

Butch bearded Hells Kitchen queen?

No, it's heterosexual actor Justin Theroux and his super-butch dog. NoHomo here!

If he's not gay, he always seems to be compensating for something.

Oh, Jen. Poor Jen.

You knew what you signed on for, bitch.

Guuuurl!

Rod in Paris recently.

Gayest pic ever of Jake G.

Gayest pic ever of Hugh ever.

This one never gets old.

Justin (second from left) attends Orlando Bloom's (shirtless) 40th B-Day party.

NoHomo!

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Justin in R36’s pic has got a fucking nice treasure trail.

The smell of sweat, armpits and ass is coming through my screen after clicking on r36's pic.

Lance Armstrong seems to date ever Hollywood gay , male and female.

R38 George looks like Marc Jacobs.

Any pic of Ryan Phillipe he looks super gay!

Honest to god if I didn't know any better, I would think this was a picture of a gay couple at some HRC gala.

Well, R44, for you got about half of that right.

Touché r45!

Simon Cowell demonstrates Ryan's fave "choking technique."

If I ever meet Jake Gyllenhaal, I'm going to ask him "so what was it like with only one ball in your mouth?"

Ryan returns the favor with some "feeding" of Simon.

Good innocent fun!

Ryan returns the favor with some "feeding" of Simon.

Good innocent fun!

Miss Ronaldo

Fab thread:

CJ Roberts

It's obvious from the OP's photo that RDJ has developed a nice set of breasteses.

R45, the actor is gay,also.

I like the pic of Wayne with gary cooper.

Does the pics works

[quote]If he's not gay, he always seems to be compensating for something.

That can be said about a lot of straight guys imo r29

Those very gay looking heteros nearly always turn out to be bi.

Tony Geary, pre-perm

Absurd, but nice for the 4th of July.

Liberace was a Grand Old Fag!

It just ain't the 4th of July without Liberace and his star-spangled hot pants!

Surprised that no one realized Lance was gay. Cheryl crowe is a lesbian. Thats pretty big clue.

Anal best be careful with autocorrect.

oh come on...

Hello, loves! Just me and my utterly straight mates just ladding about!

Josh Duhamel, moonlighting at Von's.

This thread proves you can pick virtually any man in the world and catch him in a gay appearing moment. This is just me, but I think Obama is the most virile, sexy hetero man ever(dumb Republican spread rumors be damned) and yet in the photo up thread indeed he looks totally fruity-ish.

Lance the cheat always photographs gay. I just don't think he is. I have hears too many tales of his horrible treatment of the women he uses and discards. If he is gay, he must be bi.

Some of the gents in this thread have more than one "gay appearing moment."

Here, super-straight butch hard man Sean Bean... presenting hole!

No, really.

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Just another butch luncheon at the Brown Derby.

Pic at r73 reminds me of that really old joke:

Q: How do you know a gay has been smoking?

A: Cigarette ashes on his shoulder.

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"If he is gay, he must be bi." R69

LMFAO!

DL Gold. Keep exposing - oops- I meant posting.

There’s not a single photograph in existence that makes Vincent Kartheiser look straight, or even butch.

He can’t even manage to look heterosexual when gazing adoringly into the eyes of his gorgeous wife.

R23 the Tebow picture is fake. The shadows on their chests go in different directions.

True, R78. The look he's giving her says "I just love what you've done with your eyes!".

Is there a version of this where a man just always photographs like a stereotypical lesbian?

If yes, then Ralph Macchio has it big time. I can’t explain it in words, just Google him and you’ll see it.

^^twink Ralph looking like a coffee-flavored version of Ellen D.

Simon Cowell owns this thread.

See?

Hetero-sexy roomie brahs Cary and Randy enjoying the sport of kings in their divinely tailored playclothes.

You just know that they coordinated outfits earlier that morning.

Gary Cooper needed a little... um, coaching at first.

Here's Gary a bit later, with paradigm of maleness, John Wayne.

Giving us all a taste of the Old West..... Hollywood.

A pre-Kate Hepburn Spencer Tracy with his brother-from-another-mother, the delectable (if mostly forgotten) George O'Brien.

Look at that body language. Look at George's BELT, for god's sake.

Tracy wasn't half-bad, before the closet, his epic alcoholism, and his rigorous Irish-Catholicism began to destroy him. Sad.

As much as you bitches want it to be true, Justin Theroux and Josh Duhamel are not gay.

Beautiful Tab Hunter (RIP) and Anthony Perkins, in a private moment made public. Date night?

"Dude! It doesn't help that you just keep turning on the fuckin' WEIRD in front of the cameras!"

Tony Geary?? I thought she was a lesbian.

R89 well ..I worked on AMC set when Josh was a cast member. Let me just say it was not so much a secret that he and Cameron were very very close friends...

More, please. These are fun!

Old-school buddies Cesar Romero and Tyrone Power....

hanging....

Sunning...

Even as Ty completely eclipsed Cesar....

But Cesar hung in there, as one of the town's most eligible bachelors...

Through the war...

Uncle “Butch”

Before, during, after...

Suffering through Howard Hawk's insufferable croquet games, in as little as possible.....

Simon still hasn't had his gyno fixed?

With supertalented galpal Alice Faye...

And hanging with some other, less wholesome characters...

I'm done. But outside of Ben and Matt, has any other Hollywood broship been so heavily documented, I ask you?

Lesbians

Some of these pictures are humorous, for sure. But, I for one, am happy to see men, both straight, gay and everywhere in between, caught behaving naturally and not self-consciously 'masculine'. Criticizing them for this is a reflection of the deep-rooted belief that being more feminine or being gay in general is less-than and that straight-acting, hetero-normative behavior is the ideal. Enough. I say everyone should be who they are. And yes, that is sometimes really funny.

And, the pictures of Cary Grant at r73 and Gary Cooper at r85 ! My GOD, what stunning men they were. Both of these shots show a refined, vulnerability that makes them so attractive. A little feminine? Perhaps. But so, so beautiful.

^^ Sorry, I meant the photo of Gary Cooper at r86. But the shot of Cary Grant and Randolph Scott , r85 , is a beauty too.

Douggie serving FACE

I heartily agree, R107. (I've been posting many but not all of these old Hollywood photos.) But even the most homoerotic or "faggy" of these photos is not "criticism." Not shaming or condemning. I think they're funny, sweet, LOL ridiculous, absurd. Why must it be all one or the other?

For me, it's more of a celebration of the complicated aspects--masculine, feminine, everything in between--of human nature. Most of these poor guys were genuine artists at a time when the expectations of an adult male were next to impossible, and impossibly narrow. (As were the standards of beauty.) If they fell into a bit of camp, or traditionally "feminine" behavior before the camera, well, no wonder. I'm an openly gay man who loves other openly gay men, and I find masculinity to be a double-edged proposition even now.

We have ALWAYS been here. I post these pics as (purely non-scientific) evidence of hot, horny, historic homos in Hollywood, and with love.

So fab!

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Heterosexual - not gay!- icon Shawn Mendes

Thanks for posting them r85 / r 110. And your thoughts on this are great. I love them too.

Peter Strzok, the FBI's best and finest.

Everyone, male and female, wanted Tyrone Power's cock. And he was happy to provide it without discrimination.

r111, who is that?

r117 Cristiano Ronaldo

The very married, James Corden.

That’s Ronaldo at R111?

[quote]evidence of hot, horny, historic homos in Hollywood, and with love.

GREAT alliteration! I love it.

Rafa aboard the princess!

r120 Yes that's Cristiano a few years ago

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RDN owns this thread.

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Irene Dunne, Spencer Tracy, Van Johnson.

Two of these things belong together...

Van the Man is mostly forgotten today, but he was one of Hollywood's most popular leading men during the mid 40s. In 1945, he was rated #2 Box Office Star in America, and in 1946, he was rated #3. Ultimately Louis B Mayer at MGM forced him to get married... or else.

R78, psyche bitch! When I grow a beard, I am muy masc!

No words...

No words and no undies.

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I don't know how anyone could possibly think Ronaldo is straight. Isn't if pretty much common knowledge in Europe or am I just a dumb American? If he came out it would be huge.

R134

[quote]if he came out it would be huge.

Yes, literally speaking.

🏖@beautycon👄#BeautyconLA🤴🏼

[QUOTE]I don't know how anyone could possibly think Ronaldo is straight

Oh I don't know, maybe the fact that he raped a woman. But let me guess, you think that was a PR stunt to show how straight he is?

This guy.

Thread closed

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OP's pic of RDJ is from May 2013 (check the url). He has been past his prime since 5 years ago but Marvel fangirls are still hoodwinked! Does he use Spanx on publicity/press tours?

Here's some young singer called Bono or something.

No caption required. Riz Ahmed at Comic Con, July 20th.

DL fave Tom Hardy with Riz.

More stuff on John Wayne please. And also never knew about Spencer Tracy.

AR97, is that John Carradine gazing at Tyrone Power?!

Riz Ahmed again, on a London street.

Bumpity, bump, bump....

R133) You play.

Here's the real slippage.

Sporty!

r146 just add a coffee mug.

[quote][R146] just add a coffee mug.

WTF does your post even mean? Coffee?

Do you mean Riz is brown and very TASTY? Because he sure is extremely delicious! YUM!

R151 he means if you photoshopped a picture of a coffee mug in that pic, it’d make the guy look like a mug cradler.

"Mug cradler"? Stop comparing hot men with haus fraus and other types of straight women.

DL has gotten so damn shitty and tedious. The obsession with straight men and straight women on DL has become nauseating.

You do know that you don’t have to come here and/or click on those threads, right?

Just checking.

I thought this was going to be another Caitlyn Jenner thread.

[quote]You do know that you don’t have to come here and/or click on those threads, right? Just checking.

I don't go into those threads, a lot of DL threads devolve into that nonsense, that was my point.

This thread had NOTHING to do with straight women, yet some idiot came in to mention Riz Ahmed was "a mug cradler"?! It's not even funny, as "mug cradlers" have zero to do with closeted men or out gay men.

Way too may here always find a way to talk about straight men and straight women. At DL, the obsession with the lives of straights is pathetic.

r156 is way too invested

[quote][R156] is way too invested

Typical rote tedious expected DL response.

Actually there are way too many gay men here who are invested in the boring lives of straight people.

Who gives a fuck, obviously people like you. Pathetic. Endless threads about 'straight' married men on the down low. Don't you guys ever tire of that nonsense?!

Oh so pretty...

A photoshoot is a photoshoot is a photoshoot.

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[quote]Endless threads about 'straight' married men on the down low. Don't you guys ever tire of that nonsense?!

Except this is not that kind of thread. The OP wanted pics posted of guys who, in the right moment when the shutter clicked capturing the image forever, looked extremely “nelly,” or out and out gay, regardless of their stated orientation. It was supposed to be a fun thread.

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R163 oh dear God, I forgot how embarrassing those were.

Josh Dylan (Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again)

More Josh.

Is Josh Dylan one of the homersexshuls?

DL fave RD Jr.

Mr. Deuce

You rang?

Cristiano Ronaldo

I LOVE Cristian Ronaldo's expression after he looks at that other player's cock! As if he's so confused about his feelings.

Never forget.

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Jealous fraus cluttering up our picture!

Young Cary Grant.

Guess who?

That's Guy McCoy.

Next?

R173) Is Armie's little man growing below?

Young Cary Grant is almost unbearably desirable.

R179 Sure looks like a boner to me.

On the town.

Oh Harry!

Nothing to see here.

Any pics of Tom Selleck? Quite the hunk even in his older years

Johnny Wier doesn't belong on this thread, R186.

It's devoted to men who'd be horrified to realize their "slip is showing", while Wier makes a career of yelling "HELLO COME LOOK AT MY SLIP!!!".

r185 How about the countless pictures of Tom Selleck wearing hot pants in "Magnum PI"?

“Besties” Brad Pitt and David Fincher...

Guuuuuurl!

mock surprise anal

Tommy

Two fab guys on the go...

Bobby D

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Mmmmm, good!

Merry Kiss-mas!

The Rogue Ones....

All you gotta do is hold him and kiss him and squeeze him and love him

Yeah, just do it

And after you do, you will be his

Felicity Jones: "These two can't keep their hands off each other!"

Young George Hamilton is giving us major "mood."

"Who's that pretty girl in that mirror there?

Who can that attractive girl be...."

Young Tom Selleck seems oddly conflicted about actually winning THE DATING GAME.

Whereas older Tom "leans in" to hunky co-star Sam Elliott as if gravity compelled him.

Of course, if long-married Tom were actually gay, he'd never have done this to Kevin Kline.

Or been hand-picked by Mae West for SEXTETTE.

Tom

Charles "Buddy" Rogers (America's Boy Friend). Actor (WINGS), musician, enormously popular in the silent/early talkie era.

The last "Mr." Mary Pickford.

Downton down-low fuck buddies.

[quote]Whereas older Tom "leans in" to hunky co-star Sam Elliott as if gravity compelled him.

Or . . . maybe, he's taking directions from the photographer.

Stop reaching and stretching to the moon with that pic.

i think ronaldo is at least bi. when he met the press after joining Juventus football team he was wearing LIPGLOSS!!

R6, that's a photomontage. That's no fun and there are plenty of legitimate photos of Cary and Randolph to pick from.

George O'Brien was CUTE R88!

Had no idea about Tyrone Power (my favourite!) and Cesar Romero. Good for them both.

Not that Jeremy Renner cares what you think.

fierce

I think the DOWNTON ABBEY boys are just DREAMY!

Do you like my hairstyle? And my new highlights?

They call this cut a "pixie." Isn't that cute?

But I still don't understand why my stylist was laughing when she told me that.

^ that’s not a recent pic, is it? Lol

She's got Bette Davis eyes....

ahem...

R102 That picture is fascinating, I had no idea that Howard Hawks was such an avid Croquet player. He was even inducted into the United States Croquet Hall of Fame in 1980. Never would have guessed.

Anyway, here's Liz doing Monty's eyeliner on the set of Raintree County.

Bump

r213 George O'Brien was not only cute, he was hung like a horse.

Helpppppp

Look at Leo mocking Lady Gaga, as if he's some kind of hot stuff. Was he high that night, he looks it. And no, I'm not a huge Gaga fan.

Leo looks terrible these days, he's got Carb Face, he's overweight and still in the closet. He's still 'dating' 20 year old 'models'. Massive eye roll.

He's the last person who should throwing shade at anyone!

We’re just two crazy kids having fun.

R136 turned out to be quite prescient.

Ben Barnes in the first minute of this interview, openly flirting and trying to eye-fuck the cute blond interviewer.

R229 Holy crap. He looks ready to bang the guy right on camera.

You rang?

Have a look at the notorious "into my mouth" piece.

Good one R232. The bit in question is at 2:08, for those who don't want to sit through five minutes of Heigel. The interviewer is also flaming.

R231, I did

Wurk.

Mwah!

R233, the "can't use that" bit at 4:35 also

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Rupert

JHS lesbian art teacher?

ski bunny

Any Spacey pics?

R242 Umm, all of them?

I can't stop laughing at that Ben Barnes clip

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Who is that at R241?

Ryan Phillippe.

R247 WOW. Didn’t recognize him.

I miss this thread.

Has Miss Barnes commented on his love life to the press?

Ms. Barnes is a reserved and decorous British gentleman and would never deign to disclose his personal relations to the public. It's most unseemly!

So keep guessing, bitches!

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I love him

Who, R253?

I meant Ben Barnes

Wasn't Tom Hardy gay years ago?

As for Riz Ahmed, who knows what the fuck his story is!

You wear a sparkly harness in public, you earn yourself a ticket to this thread.

Kris's thick hipped girlfriend.

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Was was that? Excuse me?

Um, every Spacey pic?

^ Post some!

I never get tired of trying to reconcile R13 with the guy you see on the football field.

^ Dammit, I meant R14.

Bump since someone linked this in another thread. Love this!

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I'm baaaack!