Nick Adams, intentionally showing bulge

He is a sexpot.

He wishes all his performances could be skivvie-style.

Well of course it is on purpose, it is the skivvies, you give sex appeal. He picked something that would deliver some nice bulge action.

Who is she?

Broadway guy, or at least used to be, don't think he has actually be in a show for a bit now.

Big Two-Titted Stud Muffin, A Nick Adams Story

It looks like his bouncing bulge Skivvies video is the most popular one they've done.

Gurl is STACKED.

If I looked like that, I'd never wear clothes.

Great body but clownface for days.

Can't dance for shit but the body is pretty hot.

Don’t get me wrong- his body is sick and the penis looks spectacular, especially considering it is flaccid. Can only imagine it turgid. But the bravado is irritating. I find that smug self awareness so off putting. It’s like when NPH went out of his way when hosting the Oscars to have that “funny” Birdman bit where he got locked out in his skivvies. It was all an excuse to show billions of viewers his taut physique. It’s the trying to pass something off as something other than blatant narcisssim that irks me. In this case, “hey I’m just serving you hunky eye candy while singing a harmless song” - when really he wants to tempt the audience with his giant shlong. It’s annoying. I’d respect him more if he just whipped it out for fucks sake.

R11 He did at least show some ass at the end.

All three of those people seemed insufferable.

R11 nails it.

And R13.

It's so obvious he wants to do nudes. He needs to do porn. Why not?

$2500 a night.

Are those his rates?

"Down in front!"

Looks like he could be Steve Grand's brother or cousin.

Someone should show this to Mario Lopez. Are the two of them still having a pissing match? I would love for Mario to shake his penis for us. At least there would be something to see. Not sure what giant schlong R11 is talking about. Certainly not the one on Nick Adams.

That performance was painful. And talent-free. That dick was its only saving grace, and *just* barely!

I’m not impressed.

Didn't he star in The Rebel in the Fifties?

[quote]I would love for Mario to shake his penis for us.

Mario does this every time he jumps rope or jogs for the paparazzi.

[quote] Mario does this every time he jumps rope or jogs for the paparazzi.

He sure does.

[quote] I would love for Mario to shake his penis for us.

Ask and you shall receive. I present to you Mario shaking his penis:

Yes, R23. It's remarkable. He must have a portrait in the attic, 'a la Dorian Gray. Maybe he's a vegan?

I wish I could be him for one day.

WHO?? I'm embarrassed for them. This is corny AF. That guitarist queen has an old man's face.

I just don't get the demand for this. It's weird and corny.

Indeed r13 is spot-on.

And $2,500 a night seems about right.

He is hot, but anyone who ventures into that no-shame-desperate-for-any-kind-of-attention immediately loses all hotness for me. There's something super sexy about just being hot, and not having to scream out "everyone look at me - see how hot I am - thanks for the 'likes' guy.

^ true. But this is Nick Adams we're talking about. Miss Leopard aint for changing her spots.

When I see a hot guy, immediately I wonder what he looks like naked. If a hot guy spares me the wondering, I won't complain. Puritanical society and body shaming has led us to a pretty fucked up mindset about nudity. Or in this case, semi nudity.

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it!

Some of you are so joyless. Can you not rain on Nick's body parade? As mentioned that face keeps him offscreen (outside of webseries), and he mainly works in the regions. Nothing for you to get all insecure about and lash out at him. Same with NPH. Decent body but wizened face. If working out and showing off the results makes them feel pretty, so what?

No one who's remotely hot is unaware of the fact in this day and age. You're not auditioning fantasy boyfriends, you're looking at some dick shaking. It's not that serious.

This is my favourite Skivvies vid and I don't care if the owner of dat ass is a narcissist. He's a performer, it's basically a given.

He has a handsome face.

Nick’s body was better proportioned during his Mario feuding days. His arms are too big. A maintenance actor.

Last Halloween my friends and I took a trip out to The Bucks County Playhouse where Nick was Rocky in The Rocky Horror Show". He had done it there before. Randy Harrison was Dr. Frank-n-Furter. Hunter Foster directed. Nick looks huge in person but I'm 5'10 and I was a little taller than him.

You know you’re career is dead if you resort to performing with the Skivvies.

^your

Nick can show WHATEVER he wants. And all of you love it as much as I do whether you admit it or not

^Not.

I suppose this will be considered off-topic, but the accompaniment in the Call Me Maybe section was way off, and the woman on the right seemed to be in a completely different number.

The real question is how do Nick and Mario compare in the penis department?

Nick Adams has a nice personality.

R46, why do you think his series was called "The Rifleman?"

R38, you need go get yourself down to Spec Savers.

MARY

Giving new definition to the term Easter Basket:

[quote]You know you’re career is dead if you resort to performing with the Skivvies.

Awww Honey, were you born without any sense of fun or did life just burn it out of you?