Andy Cohen & Anderson Cooper - Hookup Stories

At least Anderson admits... or doesn't deny... being a bottom and a size queen.

ugh...

R2 did one of them burn you?

Andy snorted cocaine off of my taint.

R4 which one, Gloria?

Which taint?

Andy is hot. I hate myself.

Don't hate yourself. We'll do it for you.

I can't imagine anyone would want to admit hooking up with them. I've told this before, in late 90's, saw Anderson at Boiler Room numerous times (so when he came out, no way) he was so weird, very strange disposition. He was the overnight anchor at ABC World News, my coworker and I worked overnight desk at another network - so recognized him. We approached him, not out of flattery, simply to connect with an overnight news person. He was so bizarre - has a huge head. My friend Peter also saw him at Chelsea Piers working out in jeans.

There's another very strange story about him on a yacht with Barry Diller, some well known PR guy, and, I think, Bryan Lourd, on the Nile during a Thanksgiving vacation - the stories of young boys coming and going was disturbing.

Maybe he's come into himself, but he was just so bizarre. I can't imagine how exhausting it must be to be friends with Andy, and the thought of hooking up with either - Andy's a midget and Andersons huge head and slight frame - it must be excruciating.

Is there any doubt Andy Cohen is a bottom?

R1 Every gay guy is a size queen, those who say they aren't are lying.

R11 = Andy Cohen

Nelly Top Cohen

I wonder what Anderson's cum tastes like...

[quote]I can't imagine anyone would want to admit hooking up with them.

No one in their position and at their level would bang anyone without first making them sign a NDA.

Isn't Anderson into fisting?

AndyCohen:

Not me, but one of my best friends. About 12 years ago he was out with some friends. My friend is slim, bordering on twink, but he’s athletic so not quite twink either. Anyway, as he told me Andy sent him a drink then came over, talked to him, ignored his friends and asked my friend to come home with him. My friend figured why not, it would make a good story if nothing else. Back at Andy’s pad (which according to my friend was sloppy), out came the coke - quelle suprise - and Andy was all over my friend’s dick. Friend said he gave good head, but was a whiney bottom - friend fucked him twice, Andy keep whining for more of his big dick (friend is hung, he’s East Euro background and looks even bigger on his body/build). Friend offered to get Andy off, he wasn’t interested and said “no, I do that later” — oh and Andy didn’t even get hard. He was just fully focused only on my friend’s dick. Did ask friend not to tell anyone they hooked up lol

I have no reason to think my friend made any of this up - he called me from the cab after leaving Andy’s at like 6am “omg! have I got a story for you!” and came to mine and filled me in. We had a few drinks, did a few lines, laughed a lot, made him shower. Since then we use the term “he’s an Andy” to refer to an obvious bottom who likes to present as a top in public.

I SO expected something along the lines of the R17's story.

They're going on tour again, so maybe you can ask them directly OP. I mean, I can't imagine who the fuck else would pay money to see these two relics on stage.

[quote]No one in their position and at their level would bang anyone without first making them sign a NDA.

That's probably true for Cooper, Queen Cautious. First she was ashamed of Ben, then she maintained the illusion of a long-term, monogamous, committed relationship when none of that had ever been true.

Andy doesn't have enough $$$ or power to make someone sign a NDA. Plain and simple. It is what keeps him going: he is nowhere near as wealthy (and highly regarded) as Cooper, he is nowhere near as wealthy as bestie Kelly Ripa (or Kathy Griffin, for that matter), or John Mayer or any of the A-Listers whose asses he kisses.

Andy grew up comfortable, spoiled, haute-bourgeois, and BRAVO pays him quite good money, which would make many other folk quite content.

But Princess Andy COVETS what he sees....

I remember reading that Cooper drooled when he French kissed....

I don't know how anyone finds either remotely attractive. Anderson has the coloring of a corpse. If he's a bottom, I can't imagine that vacancy stare looking back at you.

Andy would be like fucking a sorority girl - the preening, the lack of self-awareness, the I know so much cultural trivia aren't I just so clever -whenever I watch a RH episode, afterwards, it feels like it must after hooking up with him - a wasted hour, dreary and angry I wasted the time - he's a two bagger, coyote ugly

While we're at it, if anybody's got stories about the Cooper's buff Sardinian ex, that'd be great.

I love Anderson, but as a journalist...he is not sexy to me at all.

Andy Cohen is pond scum. I can't stand him. If he weren't such a flaming obnoxious cokeheaded queen, he'd be cute. I do like his body...but he opens his mouth and the illusion shatters into a million pieces of bitter tears.

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