Coconut Oil for Anal Fissures

Analpram

Just use like a diaper rash ointment to keep it moist so it can heal.

It seems like fissures take months to heal.

This is me asking.

Lidocaine

Napalm.

What caused the Fissueres ??? Where you fucked without lube ?

R6, one thing they don’t tell you is that every man’s anus starts to fall apart after 40. No matter what you do. It’s called aging.

So you were fucked without lube ?

Use a numbing cream along with vaseline.

Fissures can take up to about 2 full weeks to heal. Shitting can be very painful

And I was a Marine. I snorted.

Even those who don't bottom can find themselves with a fissure, especially older men who have suffered hemmerhoids. Let's go easy on casting aspersions. OP only something with Lidocaine will really help with the pain, but a H cream containing Phenylephrine and Pramoxine can help with the inflammation and swelling. Even Neosporin with Lidocaine will help.

1) stool softeners -

2) the coconut oil recommended probably isn’t for healing. It’s for lubing you up before you take a shit. Add some Vaseline or silicone lube and use your finger to open things up a little before you take a shit. It’s like prepping to get Fucked in reverse lol. But seriously, it is. Having your hole just a bit more relaxed and lubed makes a world of difference

3) long term diet stuff won’t stop the pain in the short term but will in the long term after healing. If your shit looks ever looks like a bunch of rocks/pebbles stuck together, get that diet under control ASAP before it leads to a new tear.

More info please, r12.

R13 you’ll need to read online sources to deal with the diet part of it. But the pebble pooping (or big poops made of pebbles) is what causes me fissures.

The miracle worker:

Rubbing alcohol takes the sting away instantly, soldier!

Anne & Patty were great in The Miracle Worker.

Get started on some Citrucil, too, OP. Get your BMs full, soft, and regular so they won't hurt so much when you pass them.

I can hardly move. Thanks, r11. I'm a top who can bottom. There is always lube, and this shouldn't have happened.

I had one about 10 years ago. (I'm a gay female; I have no idea what caused it.) The first two days or so, it caused the worst pain I ever felt during bowel movements. The pain faded over the next few weeks. About 4 months later the pain was gone, but I could feel an weird bump back there. A proctologist prescribed some medication that had to be applied twice a day externally and internally with a Q-tip for several weeks. I don't remember what it was, but I think it was nitroglycerine. It didn't help me much. I read up on surgery and I was too scared of the risks, so I decided to live with it. I haven't thought about it in years, until I saw this thread. Maybe it eventually cured itself over time.

Thanks r20. The pain is so beyond what I would expect that I'm going to an ER. I can't walk. Thanks, everyone.

Good luck, OP. I hope you feel better soon.

Is OP the infamous Wrigleyville Cumdump?

if you are able, try to sit in a warm bath every night with some epsom salts, really helps take the pain away.

Pebbles and Bam Bam!

Can someone please explain what it is that salts do? I hear about bathing in salts,,what I dont hear is what effect it has.

OP Hope you're seated comfortably... Don't do the salts until you have healed... Will burn like crazy, avoid witch hazel too. Epsom salts (Magnesium Sulphate) help to relax muscles after over exertion, help sprains and strains, and help with inflammation. Salt baths can help hemmerhoids that are not raw, by shrinking tissue temporarily. There ate even Epsom Salt muscle rub gels on the market now for pain relief, and they're quite popular. Some believe salt baths draw out toxins from the body, though I believe probably only good for deep cleaning one's pores. Same principle as Dead Sea Salts, or Hot Springs. Hope you get some relief OP. Been there, and the Lidocaine works.

Op here. Thanks. I have to go offline for awhile for more tests. Doc is Hot. Doc is super hot. Thanks for hanging with me.

I use a calendula salve that works quickly and is very soothing.

An herb combination called 'triphala' (three fruits in Hindi) gets rid of the constipation and really helps tone up the bowels by helping them stay moist and strong. It's one of the top herbal preps used in the world with few side effects.

Make sure to wash thoroughly after a bowel movement and re-apply the salve each time. I've had fissures heal up overnight. After I started taking triphala, I didn't need it anymore, but it also great for chapped hands and superficial wounds.

Take care, OP. Hope you get better soon.

I’ve never had a fissure but I had a really bad hemorrhoid which required surgery. No exaggeration, I was in bed a full week recovering. I was on two different painkillers, it was unbelievable.

i've sat in epsom salt baths with a fissure, it didn't hurt at all. just don't buy the scented kind.

R30, I can believe it. Worst pain I've ever had. Can't walk, can't sit, can't shit without pain.

I sure hope they give you good drugs OP.

1) Lube it pre-poop. Coconut oil sounds good.

2) Moisten folded (high quality) toilet paper with witch hazel or water to wipe. Tucks medicated pads are also good. Avoid wet wipes. They have detergents and irritants and can cause problems for some.

3) Douche your butt, post-poop, for a few days. It keeps the wound clean for longer than a bidet or a shower.

4) Dry well, apply Neosporin.

5) Vicks vapo-rub has menthol, which is helpful at reducing the itchiness and pain that can accompany fissures. It sounds like it would burn, but it does not. **NOT Icy Hot, NOT Ben Gay, both of which would burn you a new asshole.**

Wet wipes seemed to cause problems for me, so I switched to water/witch hazel. No problems in years.

I wanna see the doctor.

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if you started growing coconuts on your a-hole?

I had them in college. Unfortunately not from getting fucked, because that never happened.

I pray to the Lord above I never have to endure that again. Just reading this thread has me scarfing water and fiber.

Coconut oil is medium-high comedogenic. If you are any way acne prone or have sensitive skin, don’t use it. On your nether regions. You may get a boil.

How the hell do people have such problems with their assholes? I am in my 50's and my asshole is the same as it has ever been. No "problems" there. Then again, I am not a bottom. Is THAT what causes this stuff?

"Marine" means "Trump Voter."

^^^ "Butt Not Really"

I gave myself an anal fissure one time trying some weird masturbation technique on a site that I think was called advancedmasturbation. You were supposed to sit on your feet, with the soles planted firmly under each respective butt cheek. As you started cumming, you were supposed to take the soles and spread your ass apart as far as possible, and it was apparently supposed to make the orgasm more intense. Well, it was intense alright, because during the throes of my climax, I tried out the technique and felt my asshole rip open!

I wasn't sure what happened, besides a jolt of pain and an underwhelming orgasm, until I stood up and the floor was DRENCHED in blood. It should have frightened me, but I was too pissed about the stain my carpet was going to have.

[quote]How the hell do people have such problems with their assholes? I am in my 50's and my asshole is the same as it has ever been. No "problems" there. Then again, I am not a bottom. Is THAT what causes this stuff?

Actually, one of the causes is having too tight a sphinter, which is why doctors resort to butthole Botox or even anal dilation on the worst cases. Seriously.

We're glad to know about your judgmental, loose asshole, though.

I just looked and I can't find the advancedmasturbation site anymore. Maybe they had a lawsuit filed against them!

"butthole Botox?" Anal dilation? Seriously? These are a thing? Oh, you poor, sad assholes.