Colton Haynes Fat Photos Thread

So, what happened? Carbface because he's eating his feelings after getting dumped? Did he start letting his body go as a result of marital nesting, and then get dumped for a hotter side piece? Is he puffing up because he finally seroconverted? Lol, what a mess

What if Jeff was one of those feeders and that’s what happened?

What if Jeff is a sadist sociopath that enjoys snagging men hotter than he is and forever ruining their looks by forcing them to eat Hawaiian rolls and Taco Bell Fourth Meals, like a gay version of Boxing Helena 😂🤣🤣🤣

Time is not going to be kind to Colton.

Is that a solar eclipse? No, it's just Colton covering the sun with his big, fat head!

I sure hope Colton not only takes a vacation from overeating but also from checking Datalounge.

Stop being mean!

Nobody knows who this Z-lister is, OP.

And nobody cares except loser shut-ins obsessed with low rung "celebs" and reality "stars."

Get a fucking life.

r8 cared so little he had to post about it to BE HEARD!!!

Colton is a DL icon.

This has been a crazy year for Colton. His mother’s illness and death, plus whatever was going on in that marriage, caused him to eat. And I’ve seen enough threads on DL talking about you bitches eating your feelings. Colton is young and will take off the extra 30 pounds in three weeks. I for one blame Podwall. And you all know why.

It is Haynes Her Way, bitches! If that means McMuffins in bed, then so be it!

Y’all are cunts.

Let’s see every pic of every hater here and compare the lard.

[quote]a gay version of Boxing Helena

LOL R3

[Quote] I for one blame Podwall. And you all know why.

Do we?

The only part of this thread that's garnered my interest is the Taco Bell Fourth Meal mention. How intriguing. What is that?"

Colton is a daddy now?

....

He was wearing some girdle on his Insta-story that is suppose to help you lose pounds.

R19 I can't say i'm surprised. But i don't think he needs one.

Fatty McFatt!

Drown your sorrows in Little Debbies.

He looks fine but I'm curious what that caption says in the photo above - his husband took a picture of him to remind him to go to the gym? So he's a control freak top. Poor Colty :-(

I like him fat.

I think he looks more masculine.

Fatty fatty fat fat

Too many cupcakes and quesadillas

I can deal with his fat. But, does he have a foreskin?

Dear Lord in Heaven!

R13 I'm ugly. I'm not making a living off my looks though, like every model or actor out there. Talking trash about them on a gossip board is fair game imo. It's part of the deal of being an actor.

I actually like how he looks now more. Before he looked like an over-manicured Ken-doll. Now he looks like a real man. Gimme.

So you're a pig AND a hypocrite, r13.

Looking pretty isn't what all actors are paid for all the time.

r31 sometimes they look pretty on yachts!

His ears are SO tiny

Did he let his eyebrows grow in?

That landing strip look above his nose was tragic!

Fat [italic]and[/italic] a cryer. Just what every top wants in a bottom.

here

He might be depressed. Boy you people are mean!

Good god you fucking queens. He looks just fine. Not movie star in shape, but I bet you all the dollars in my pockets that you wont throw him out of bed for eating crackers. Or pizza. Or creme burlee.

Yikes, r36.

The speak your weight machines are starting to say one at a time please.

Aw he's adorable when he cries too.

Dinner!

He just needs a couple vigorous sex exercise sessions with an energetic partner, that's all.

I volunteer.

He's still fat-hot, but 15 more years, and it's not going to look good.

Fit-fat is nice but it sure isn't pretty. Pretty is what it's about.

Crying is kind of hot tho

Only when it's real R46.

I was most shocked by how his weight has gone to his midsection.

Yall are rude. His mom just died like 5 minutes ago and he's getting divorced.

R45, I’ve never met anyone who was fit-fat who couldn’t figure that out.

Colton's bi-polar and he's had a rough year

Lot's of psychchotropic drugs can cause weight gan

His mental health is more important than your Spank Bank material

I'm gonna need to see what his ass looks like before I decide if the weight gain is a good or bad thing.

Excuse me, Miss, but he has problems of my own?

CD's look for talent with a lil meat on their boners.

Lol. He looks like Lea DeLaria channeling Rachel Maddow at Michfest

Some facial hair, and he'd be a great bearito.

That first thread pic is the best he's ever looked...

Yes. I've only ever heard about him on DL, but often in the pics he's looked anorexic and robotic. In that first pic he looks human and cute.

Most DLers would love to be fat like him.

R52 Hope this helps.

The Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Cheekbones.

Colton's small-framed, and looks best midway between manorexic and chubby-cheeked. Fit, muscular but not ridiculous.

WHO IS this guy??? Why is he always on DL?

Wherever did you get the idea he's bipolar, r51?

Colton's first post-divorce job....

r62 he looks great there but to get in that shape with that definition and stay there for any length of time would be exhausting.

Yes. Just thinking about it makes me have to lie down.

At least he doesn’t have nudes out there. Which is more than you can say for most actors these days.

Keep it classy, Colt.

Channing Tatum called...

[Quote] At least he doesn’t have nudes out there. Which is more than you can say for most actors these days.

I was suprised that Posey, Ryan and Cody beat him to it.

Still gorgeous.

Nope.

Is he still alive? He has not posted a selfie in several weeks. I'm worried about him.

Doesn't look like Jeff has either.

Could it be for a role?

I liked him in Arrow. Not seen him in anything else.

I heart Corpulent Colto.

All these fat jokes are disgusting. Don't you think he has enough on his plate?

Eating a lot of humble pie?

Why is he so fat now?

His latest photo with Shawn Mendes & Gus Kenworthy was definitely embarrassing for him.

It’s insane how far he’s fallen looks wise. It was just a year ago that he looked good. Chubby is not working for him.

Colton posted this response on Twitter today after someone said he was ugly:

[quote]Being a bully isn't something I think you will be happy about when you get older. There's no need for it so I hope you take this advice and grow. Sending nothing but love ❤️ RT @idkitsjosh: im convinced if colton haynes got ugly with age none of us are safe

He IS ugly. He looks terrible. For someone who is talentless and has spent his entire career trafficking on his looks, he has a lot of nerve trying to shame someone for calling him out.

The queen who sent the critical tweet says Colton has blocked him:

he may as well, that 600 lb show is bout the only work she can get

Colton would probably be considered a cute fatty if people didn't remember his look as a cute ripped Twink.

If he is ugly then the rest of us deserve paper bags over our head. He is NOT ugly. He's puffy, yes, and chubby but NOT ugly.

Clearly the dude needs eyeglasses.

R83 Good on him.

I wonder if it was a Datalounger that made the bitchy tweet about Colton ?

god dam what happened to her face

she looks like the pig from that tv show....

Best way for her to showcase her small weenie is to get skinny as fuk

good luck with that missy....

BITCH LOVES PORK

If her ass gets any bigger it wont fit on XXXXX XXXXXX's face

and babe he is yo $ maker !

The herpe can make a boy go nuts with anger...

Lets pray for him.

Colton shouldn't have responded to, or blocked, that guy. You put yourself on social media, you gotta take the bad with the good. If he ignored negative comments it would be better. Being in his feelings about some unknown freak saying he's ugly is not a good look.

This thread is full of meanies.

R96 This is Datalounge. What do you expect?

R97, it's fine to be bitchy, but we don't want to drive Colton to suicide.

I wouldn't mind driving him to KFC.

ide pay to see him eat pies....

He's back to being twink thin.

Good for him R101

Colton posted a workout clip: