The Fattening pt II: Thread to track Trump's STILL widening girth

[quote] The Fattening pt II:

For a quick second I thought: "ANOTHER Colton Haynes thread? Really?". But since this is about Trump, I'm like "ok, go on!".

Don’t flame me, but I thought he had lost a bit of weight.

R2, true, but in the last weeks the orange lard grave has been packing on the pounds again.

Plump Bump.

Please, someone give him that one thin mint that will make all the difference.

Come on Hillary. I thought you weren't into body shaming? Go watch some TV. I'm sure Emergency! is playing on some nostalgia channel.

R6 jokes aside I would love it if Hillary posted on DL. I’m sure she has lots of pent-up cuntishness from the whole 2016 debacle and a lifetime of bullshit from men and white frau’s. She’d fit right in really.

Plus she'd have a lot of rape stories to tell.

Shouldn't Trump be dieting on those Tic Tacs he pops just before he does each twat-grab?

Tic Tacs are better when you go for the lip bite.

Anyone notice how plump Putin's been looking lately?

Do you think Twitler will ride horseback shirtless to keep up with Putie Poot?

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R6 she’s too cautious. That was a problem in 2016. I’d like to see her do a sit down and just talk honestly about how she feels, in detail about things.

Howard Stern begged her to come on during the election. He even said that Monica Lewinsky would be off limits.

I wished she had. Everything is behind a wall with her.

I love the slightly frozen look on Putin’s face from Botox.

I think Putin has been having too much pie cake as of late.

President Plump's had been enjoying his pee cake as per usual.

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Few things are more degrading than the DM's fuller figure headline.

R17 hahahaha

He looks like Miss Piggy sporting a darker complexion.

Bravo, r17! I posted that story in a different thread the other day. It's one of my all-time favorite Daily Mail headlines. I chuckle every time I see it.

Ew.

Large and in charge (for now).

R22, omfg, is this REAL?!?

Anyone care to start a thread of how fat Putin has been looking lately? Thanks.

Where's my Putin thread? Is everyone on this website a Russian bot?

All that unhealthy fast food has really turned him into a sow belly.Its embarrassing,our president in the media looking like an overstuffed gerkin......at his age.Its gonna catch up with him....an not in a good way.The Sloth needs weight watchers.....pronto

He recommenced filling out.

There seems to be a lot of stress-eating going on at the WH these days.

He has been losing weight...he is scared to death. I guess prosecutors just want him to keep talking but I wish the fool would just shut up.

What does Pecker know?

He needs to keep eating and eating and eating, cookies, cakes, desserts, fried chicken, MacDonalds, pizza, ice-cream, more desserts, cream, butter, keep on scoffing. It'll be really good for his health *cough*

He’s eating his fear.

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You just know he thought he looked like this at r22.

Bitch is blimping the fuck UP! Did you see him in his "casual" ware before he left for North Carolina? Someone forgot to do up his Xtra Wide Load Spanx.

He is absolutely eating his fear and anger. I bet he calls a Big Mac a "Mueller Investigation", as he shoves it into his awful maw.

He looked delightful in his Disaster Wear. Is he using Chris Christie’s old Sandy hand-me-downs now?

BEAST!

Why was Trump wearing a fall jacket in SC where it was 89 degrees today?

Because he is a gigantic fat person, and a casual look is terribly unflattering. He thinks it hides his girth, but he is a bloated sack, and we all saw.

His FUPA is bursting through his zipper in r34.

He looks like a grandpa who just wandered away from the home in that picture (with his disaster wear) above.

My mom is 92 and will wear a jacket when it's around 70 outside, but not 89 degrees with high humidity. He wears the jacket, for the same reason as he wears the longer suit jackets and the long ties - as a way to hide his fat ass and gut.

It doesn't work, R39. He needs his tailored for a fat man suit and severe undergarments. He's definitely going to rival Taft soon, and I am here for it!

He is already in full-on Taft

I love that this preening narcissist is known far and wide as a slovenly fat ass.

I enjoy these threads so much. I enjoy fat shaming the disgusting load ruining our country. 20 # of shit in an orange 5# bag with a mushroom growing out.

So, now that we all know about Trump's lil' toadstool, how many pounds will he pack on due to anger-induced binge-eating these days?

^^ if being obese reduces inches, is he now measuring in the negative range?

His dick is an innie at this point.

Anyone seen Mike Pence recently. He's looking voluptuous too.

R47 Is he getting two scoops now too?

I can’t even believe what a fat sack of shit he is right now.

Mike Pompeo is soundly in the “morbidly obese” box now, too.

Qwack, qwack, qwack!

Someone should start a society for the protection of chairs.

And let's include anal hygiene among the requirements for these big asses who use them. The president is entering "can't reach!" territory.

Trump is definitely wearing some "adult" pull-ups.

R50, I saw someone post about Pompeo's Fattening in another thread, hoped someone would post it here.

He looks fat and freshly orange, and has a bald spot forming on his pig pink scalp. A camera person was highlighting it during the Kanye display, and I was thrilled.

I had to look at Fatty today in FL, when he was walking (lumbering) around looking at storm damage. He had on off white slacks, white shirt, and a black jacket (looked like it had presidential seal, of course). Everyone else was in shirt sleeves, no jacket, some with sleeves rolled up. They also had dark slacks on, most had jean. I guess they don't make xxxxxxxxx wide jeans that would fit Fatty? He is really clueless. You don't wear white pants into an area that has been flooded, has to be just tons of mud and dirt around. Dumbass.

I looked up the weather today for Panama City (assumed he was in that area). High 80's with 90% humidity. Again, he had the jacket zipped up, to try and camouflage his fat ass. Didn't work. He had to be cooking in that jacket like a rancid Butterball turkey. Everyone had to sit/stand upwind from Fatty, because he must smell awful. The fake tan, mingled with Aqua Velva, Depends odor, along with fat sweat. Ugh.

You don't wear white pants if you eat what he eats.

Looking at Pence, Pompeo and the like, I do wonder if getting fat around President Plump is kind of contagious.

The Penguin strikes again:

Melania is blowing up, too. These people eat the few feelings they have.

Maybe he needs to try some Skinny-and-Sweet...Make sure you get from the box that has a dull and crossbones on the label, Melania!

I wonder if anyone has ever eaten Trump's ass. Ok, never mind. Gross!

Vairst Letty's weight has been yoyo-ing like crazy.

Why aren't Jared and Vanky forming a committee to help Daddy and his contractually obligated courtesan stay slim?

Pleats are NOT for fat girls!

Yikes, Melania looks terrible too.

Let's hope the fat fuck eats his way to death.

Pence looking fatter at APEC.

He looks like a Datalounger -- the sort that's fifty-something yet says he gets mistaken for thirty -- in that photo at R66.

I don't hate him because he's fat, he's fat because I hate him.

[quote]The Penguin strikes again:

In that B&W photo, it looks like he's giving the Nazi salute!

Nom nom nom!

He gets really winded walking over to the scrum of reporters on his way to Marine One. He could barely catch his breath to answer questions yesterday.

A friend swears Dump is a coke addict.

During his bloviating 'speeches', the Orange Turd constantly sniffs like a cocaine addict. Yet he's obese. Go figure!

I always thought cocaine addicts were thin.

Tweeter In Chief.

He’s looking like holy shit. I mean, more so.

What a body!

My eyes!

Omfg R72

W&W!

This was posted on the "Trump Says He's Too Intelligent" thread but I had to post it on the Fattening thread.

Check out the wattle. Hyperlink to KFC!

^ Hahaha, thx!

He looks like a bloated pelican.

Only an industrial-strength, steel-reinforced collar could withstand this level of pressure.

They're going to have to add a chapter about Trump in that "Emotional Eating" book.

He's the Poster Boy for what can happen.

His skin tone is really fucked up too. I'm starting to miss the blaze orange.

Now that the Mueller investigations start to gather pace, McDonald's should consider opening one of its branch restaurants at the WH.

"He is already in full-on Taft."

Well he's certainly in full-on daft.

Remember that couple of weeks early on when he'd wear what were almost Palazzo pants? Another fat hiding attempt that was a miserable failure.

R84, any pictures? I’m picturing him in Katharine Hepburn pants or Miss Celie’s folkpants.

Just imagine if he couldn't afford a personal tailor.

Trump on his way to become the wall.

Is he pregnant with Barron's octuplet siblings?

Like father, like son.

Can The Fattening also contain junior branches to deal with, say, Kimberly Guilfoyle's expanding girth?

R90, of course.

I desperately want to unsee that pic of Junior and the plastic bimbo, starring Junior in a tight pink shirt.

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what a fucking load.

I can't even LOOK at this POS!

Nauseating.

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What this imbecile would actually be doing if he wasn't "Donald Trump'

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Augustus Poop

Look at the fat fuck!

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A pig in slop.

No heaters or the like for keeping the stuff warm ... imagine how gross all these burgers tasted by the time they got eaten.

I'm sure all one thousand hamberders were delish.

I hope he had his hamberders with some yummy covfefe.

Mueller's investigation sauce is also very delicious.

Covfefe has been used occasionally by female porn stars as a euphemism for oral. lol!

I had to perform a lot of covfefe on The Donald before he finally married me.

So, basically Wendy's, BK, and McD's just sent double their regular daily deliveries? One YUGE delivery for Fat Orange, and one delivery for the entire Clemson team.

Eat up Fatty. I think I can hear those arteries hardening.

Fabricatin' R105 doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. I had my personal Oval Office toaster oven brot in. 100% 24k gold. Very effishent oven. All gold. The kids loved it.

Looks like sitting around the WH, eating fast food, and beating it to Fox News isn't a health regiment!

If his fattening continues at the current rate, he won't need all that money for building the wall as he might as well be the wall himself.

This thread needs a theme song. I nominate The Supremes “The Happening”, but it should be redone as “The Fattening”, obviously.

A rather obvious pick

And yet another one.

Plump will need even longer ties soon.

R114, I adore The Supremes, but this thread series has a theme song:

Does he think his eye makeup looks good?

He needs to invest in some bold patterns to avert the eyes.

Isn’t he due for his annual physical?

Is it true he has started to get pics of him altered, making him look thinner as well as enlarging his hands?

That is what the BBC is reporting, at least. Take a look at the interactive image they show as a concrete example -- it's hilarious!

Typical of the liars. Do the Trump people ever tell the truth?

Hahahahahaha, R123, thanks for the laugh!

Granted, I'd probably be pissed off too if my 12-yrs-old son had MUCH larger hands than I've got.

So he's officially obese now.

And no way he's 6'3'.

Btw, Barron is already as tall as he is, probably even a bit taller. LOL

Big saggy titties!

What a disgusting pig.

Gross.

Donald Mussolini

Wow.

Just wow.

How Trump sees himself: James Coburn, circa 1966.

How Trump actually is: Charles Coburn, circa 1946.

[quote]Trump proudly displaying all the medals he was awarded during the Vietnam war.

R133, hahahahaha, nice one!