Michael Avenatti

He's very very hot.

He's so masculine and sure of himself. Extremely sexy. And if I'm ever involved in a lawsuit I sure as hell hope he's on my side.

How tall is this sizzling hunk of beef?

There's a crowdjustice.org site where we can support Michael Avenatti and the courageous diligent work he's doing. Maybe he should offer premiums, like full-length 8x10s or 15 minutes as a passenger with him round the racetrack.

A jawline had never given me a boner before.

Then I saw Michael Avenatti.

On talk shows he seems compact.

He dresses very well too. He's a magnificent specimen of man in mind and body.

he could go to town on me just for the fact he's going to take down the chump

R3 he's short.

basta!

I'm guessing hairy arse with a dense black forest surrounding the pale-pink hole, based on experience with other men of Italian descent.

My David's arse-hole is surrounded by a halo of fine light brown hairs. Very silky--not coarse, like Michael's. And my David's hole is a rosier pink.

^ fuckin gross old fruit^

I love that he's short. And he is at peak Daddy right this very minute!

I am leaving my 35 year old husband for Avenatti. No one knows this yet.

r12: Fuck off, you homophobic twat.

Yes, we'd surrender ourselves to him in a NY minute, but what's he like around the house? He's confident to the point of arrogance and on the high end of the egomaniac spectrum. He also seems to have had legal issues of his own. How does he treat romantic partners? I would love to hear details about of his marriage and divorce.

He’s become famous as the brash lawyer for the porn star who purportedly bedded the future president, but before Michael Avenatti accused Donald Trump and his attorney of a payoff scheme to muzzle Stormy Daniels, he faced allegations of dubious business dealings as owner of a flailing coffee chain.

Since his investment firm bought bankrupt Tully’s Coffee for $9.15 million at auction five years ago, Avenatti’s company has been named in more than 50 state and federal legal complaints, including commercial lawsuits, breach of lease actions and warrants for unpaid taxes, court records show.

All the while, Tully’s has shuttered store after store — from Everett to Bellevue, Tacoma to Seattle, and beyond — with employees left in limbo, landlords left unpaid and customers left holding now seemingly worthless loyalty cards.

And late last month, the list of grievances against Avenatti only intensified, with new allegations of wrongdoing.

In a complaint submitted to the California State Bar Association — and cc’d to the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Seattle — Bellevue attorney David Nold asserts Avenatti carried out an illegal “pump and dump” scheme through his Washington state-registered Tully’s ownership firm, Global Baristas US, LLC.

Nold’s complaint contends that while Avenatti ran the company, he fleeced nearly $6 million in federal and state tax withholdings — money meant to be held in trust for payment of quarterly taxes — from the paychecks of Tully’s employees.

The complaint also claims Avenatti fraudulently transferred $100,000 from the Tully’s operation last year to retain lawyers for his California law firm’s unrelated bankruptcy.

“Michael Avenatti’s actions in connection with Global Baristas US, LLC have caused significant damage to the State of Washington, the federal government and numerous private entities,” according to Nold, who represents Bellevue Square, Ellenos yogurt and other clients who have recently sued the Tully’s firm. “And they implicate his fitness to practice law.”

Officials for the California bar won’t say whether they’re investigating.

Avenatti, 47, an aggressive class-action litigator based in Newport Beach, California, declined to be interviewed. In an email, he generally disputed the allegations and attacked Nold’s character.

god bless him. he doin more to rid us of g dam trump than anyone !

full steam ahead.

and yes he way hot. flat out delish. and smart as heck!!

I want Michael Avenatti in me quite deeply.

[quote]Since 2010, Michael has raced as a driver in approximately 33 professional sportscar races, including various American Le Mans Series, FIA World Endurance Championship, Porsche Supercup and United Sports Car Championship races in the United States and in Europe. These races have included the 24 Hours of LeMans, 24 Hours of Daytona, 12 Hours of Sebring, and Long Beach Grand Prix. In 2015, Michael teamed at the 24 Hours of LeMans with Saudi Prince Abdulaziz Turki Al Faisal and Jakub Giermaziak of Poland in the No. 66 JMW Motorsport Ferrari 458 Italia, where the team placed 7th.

According to Wikipedia he's also a race car driver.

Adrenaline junkie. He thrives under scrutiny and challenge and seems to be fearless. And he has stamina. Wouldn't you think an average person would be emotionally exhausted by now after going at it relentlessly?

[quote]Yes, we'd surrender ourselves to him in a NY minute, but what's he like around the house?

I mean..Who CARES? You’re gonna marry him?

Speculate about the schlong please.

I want to lick his nips.

Crater, Hoffa,........... Avenatti?

He’s a star

He's your typical grandstanding, showboating lawyer. A lot of you are going to very, very disappointed when this guy fails to deliver the goods.

Pics of soon-to-be ex-wife?

He is handsome but seems rather scrawny. I'm sure he has no time to work out.

He likka da boobies.

Sexiest man alive, and incredibly smart

I literally can't watch him without getting hard. Every single time

R30, yikes. Well, there's no accounting for taste.

His specialty is pulling his fat peppermill cock out of his suit pants, and dick whipping his fans and opponents, until he has an explosive conclusion to proceedings....all over your face.

From a weird site:

[quote] #1 She is a business woman: According to her LinkedIn page, Lisa Storie Avenatti is the owner of luxury clothing business, Ikaria Resort Wear. She previously worked at Consulting, Global Baristas and at Demandware –where she werved as director of digital strategy.

[quote] #2 She holds a master: According to Dailyentertainmentnews, Lisa Storie Avenatti was born January 1969. She attended The Paul Merage School of Business at University of California, Irvine –where she obtained her master of business administration in 2005.

[quote] #3 She kicked her husband out of the house: According to Orange County, California court documents, Lisa-Storie Avenatti, kicked him out of their house in December 2017, and changed the locks.

DRAMA!!

Hot cheater cock breeding cunt.

Yeah, was that supposed to diminish my interest? Just made me more interested!

What is truly attractive about Avenatti is that he is confident, smart, and on the ball without being cocky, or a liar, or a con artist. He is exactly what Trump is trying to promote himself as. The reason he has come this far is because nothing so far has turned out to be a lie. Trump is overwhelmed by how far he has gotten. And all of that makes him very sexy. And I too have a hard time suppressing a boner when I see him on the telly. But R27 is correct- there will come a point when he either helps ruin Trump, or we witness the curtain pulled backed to reveal he's got nothing.

R27/R37, he's already "delivered." His exposure of the money going into Essential Consultants is more than enough.

But we all know there's much more.

Yeah he has already delivered the goods big time, the story he broke yesterday was major league and quickly verified by other sources.

What exactly do you expect out of him? To part the red sea?

You know that Trump's henchmen are busy trying to dig up any dirt they can on Avenatti. So don't be surprised if stuff starts coming out, even made up stuff. It's what Russian trolls excel at: confusing the issue.

According to IMDB, Avenatti is 6 feet tall. So you know he's got a luscious cock.

Almost certainly a great date, an unreal fuck, and a terrible husband. He's hot but he has an ego on him and is utterly devoted to his career. One of the worst choices for a life time partner

Gullible is written on your ceiling r41.

Have you ever seen Avenatti? He is obviously not 6 ft tall.

In a photo with Anderson Cooper they look to be the same height. Cooper is 5'9".

Anderson is reportedly blessed with a needle dick. Highly unlikely Michael suffers from that.

Unfortunately, googling “Avenatti shirtless” produces nothing other than shirtless picture urea of other people or the same three clothed pics of Avenatti.

There is a SHAMEFUL dearth of hot photos of our race car driver avocat.

r43, I was just quoting IMDB. I've seen Avenatti many times but only seated. I've never seen him standing.

What do we think of the young M.A. in the pic at OP. Cute, no?

I would have been all over young mike in high school R49. Now I actually think he looks better bald

If you look at that picture with Anderson, he is clearly much shorter.

Yeah, I thought it was weird that poster said the same height the picture clearly shows he is shorter.

Michael Avenatti is a fairly short guy, which doesn't bother me at all. But I know some b̶o̶t̶t̶o̶m̶s̶ guys need their fantasies to be tall.

Michael appears to be a homosexual, also connected to homosexual Rahm.

Hmmm the plot and cock thickens!

"What exactly do you expect out of him? To part the red sea?"

I personally am not expecting a damn thing out of him. But I think a lot of other people on this board are expecting him to single handedly bring down the entire Trump administration, bring the Democrats back into power and part the Red Sea, and none of that ain't gonna happen. Not to mention the fact that queens here are ascribing to him all sorts of sexual super powers, when there's a good possibility he's got a tiny dick and is lousy in bed, which explains why he puts so much effort into his career.

He doesn't look like he has a tiny dick.

Always hire an Italian lawyer. Other lawyers are afraid of them.

R55 ["I personally am not expecting a damn thing out of him. But I think a lot of other people on this board are expecting him to single handedly bring down the entire Trump administration, bring the Democrats back into power and part the Red Sea, and none of that ain't gonna happen."]

I think he's done quite a lot of good already. Far more than most reporters, and certainly Democrats in office. Of course I also hope he can single-handedly bring down Trump, but I have no such delusions and am cautious of those who do.

He's the biggest hero we have right now, and my biggest fear is that some awful scandal will bring him down just like with Al Franken and, all too recently, Eric Schneiderman. I think there might have been some framing involved with Franken and I don't think what he did was unforgivable, but Schneiderman? Oh fuck!

So if there is something shady in Avenatti's past that could sideline him in regards to this, (like the Tully's thing that's been discussed), I implore him to come out with it himself and be fully transparent before someone else is able to use it against him.

R52- I posted the picture of Cooper and Avenatti. I thought they looked like they were around the same height. You can't really tell because we can't see how they are standing. One could be on an incline, the photo could make Avenatti look shorter, or Cooper a bit taller. But whichever way it is they appear to be around the same height. Just my impression. But no matter what Avenatti is not 6'.

R58 if there is, he's not going to do that, nor would anyone.

Onn CNN now!

Avenatti is doing a great job of educating the public of what Trump is up to. I don't expect him to do more than that but what he is doing is helping. Mueller will ultimately bring down Trump.

I want to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over my naked body.

Yeah, you idiot because CNN has so many studios on an incline. Are you a retard R44?

5'9".

Avenatti has done more to bring down Trump than anybody else has. He's brilliant. And Stormy's nobody's fool.

The short ones always have something to prove.

Which can be fine, provided they have something to prove it with.

R62 .... dead on! I just want to add how it's helping. Many of us are losing hope that this will ultimately dead end. Even if Mueller is as thorough and ethical as we're all hoping, and he finds a drawer-full of smoking guns, it still doesn't mean the Republicans will do anything about it. I believe Mueller presents his evidence to them, so there's a chance, (if they're as corrupt as many of us suspect they are), we won't even find out what's in his report. But people like Avenatti are around and doing everything they can to make sure we do find out.

There are two people Trump never aggro tweets about: Vladimir Putin and Michael Avenatti. In other words, these are the two men Trump fears.

What's great about Avenatti is that he's a private citizen--he doesn't have to keep things under lock and key the way Mueller does--his client is Stormy Daniels, so he has a lot of leeway in what he can say. Trump can't fire him.

ide suk his ass thru a barb wire fence....

I am Team Stormy for sure, but this guy fucking loves being on TV. He’s as bad as Gloria Allred or Al Sharpton. There are rapidly diminishing returns to his public pontifications, sassy and acerbic though they may be. I’d rather wait it out totally in the dark and eventually get devastating Trump-ending jurisprudence than see this BDF guido on CNN everyday in the meantime.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d also swim across an ocean for a chance to eat out his ass.

I would eat his ass so well he would cum without touching himself.

R72 Maybe it annoys you that he seems to be on any and every show as much as possible, but if you've seen enough of his appearances, than you've heard him address that criticism. He's adamant that his goal is get as much attention and exposure as he possibly can so he can eclipse Trump as much as he possibly can. And so far, everything he's done is working. And, most importantly, you know Trump HATES it!

So I don't see why anyone but a Deplorable would have issues with it.

This guy has so much media momentum behind him. Humpty Dumpty had better hire him to shut him up; otherwise, the possibilities are endless -

For anyone who's never seen this. I queued it up 10 seconds before. Avenatti photo-bombs Sarah Huckabeast and Kelly-Anne at the WH Correspondent's Dinner.

Hilarious!

^^sorry. It didn't queue. But ff to the 4 minute mark. He appears at about 4:10.

Oh shit! He so did it on purpose.

Avenatti has such balls lol

musky, moist coin slot

We don't understand what is the problem here. A man (aka str8 guy) porks a professional 40-something stinkfish , pays her an obscene amount of his own money, and does this long before he is ever in any sort of public office! What is the problem - what, if any, 'crime' did he commit? Perhaps the crime is wasting taxpayer money/resources on this ca-ca!

Erna, your breath smells like shit.

Interesting that there is no intelligent answer to Erna's questia.

Your breath STILL smells like shitia.

Stormy is brilliant. Bone Spurs should have upheld his end of the bargain at the get-go.

He's not that tall, he's shorter than Anderson Cooper and he is of average height.

Erna it’s the coverup that stinks to high heaven - just like Watergate - but worse, because now it seems Russian oligarch money is involved.

Now shut the fuck up.

Covering up what???!!!! It's now a crime to keep private something one does in the private sector with one's own money??!! This is insane!

ide pay good money to kiss his dirty smegma feet and suk his ass out when ever where ever he pleases...

ide live to serve his brilliant ass.

no desire would be off limits to this legal god.

Gee, taking money to covertly pay off a porn star, using a covert slush fund to do so. The folks paying into the slush fund are doing so to get laws made in their favor.

It's called bribery and, yes, dipshit Erna, it's fucking illegal. So's collusion. And, no, the president doesn't get to take money from Russian oligarchs.

Here, I'll make it easy for you--just pretend Hillary did this--have your fit of outrage. See, now you get it. It's fucking illegal. Way worse than Watergate.

don't feed the trolls darlings. their whataboutism is just bluster.

Michael Avenatti arrested for alleged $20 million extortion attempt against Nike

He's just as slimy as Orange turd. He's a fucking lawyer...need I say more?

Avenatti's a shit. Always was.

A week after Michael Avenatti's shocking arrest in New York, the attorney famous for representing porn star Stormy Daniels in legal battles against President Donald Trump will be back in federal court Monday to face fraud charges in California.

The brash lawyer faces a hearing in the Orange County city of Santa Ana on charges he fraudulently obtained $4 million in bank loans and pocketed $1.6 million that belonged to a client.

Avenatti has long faced allegations from a former client and a former partner that he was hiding money to avoid paying what he owed.

Now, federal authorities are adding their voices to that chorus, with the specter of a long prison sentence that could be the downfall of a man who once considered challenging Trump in his re-election bid.

I still want Avenatti and the Mooch to DP me.

luv him, seems real kool. he hates Cheeto so yea way kool.

ya just know his nemesis trump is behind all these charges against him. he too smart to pull that shit