What the fuck is up with Tom Brady's face and outfit?

Tom looks like a Country singer who forgot to wear his hat. The gold on his suit is probably meant to match his wife's gold colored gown - she does look stunning. Him, not so much.

Gisele is gorgeous.

Gisele has a horse face.

Football players use plastic surgery too

His hair looks like it is starting to thin and his lips are pursed in a strange manner. Doesn't even look like him.

R4, is Tom Brady a plastic surgery?

Both look bad. Gisele looks like a drag queen.

Mutual bearding.

Gisele is gorgeous? She looks like shit to me.

The wife was never good looking. He does look like he’s had work done

Tommy has his lips puckered like he sees his kid nearby,

Tom in his 30's. He's 40 now.

Let's kiss.

[quote] Tommy has his lips puckered like he sees his kid nearby,

Tehe.

He looks embarrassed, as he should be. I can't believe she let him leave the house looking like that.

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Even Tara Reid wouldn't take him back now.

His legs are as thin as Gisele's.

Tara Reid dated Tom Brady?

R19

R20, Please, she did a lot more than kiss him. They openly dated for a while. The Boston gossip columns would comment on how drunk she would be at Gillette Stadium on game days.

Giselle definitely "wears the pants" in that relationship. And while she has a slamming body, I don't find her more than just "pretty" not gorgeous, though I do love that dress.

TBPH they BOTH look like they’ve had work done

He's so botoxed I'm surprised he can purse his lips. She doesn't look much in photos but she's stunning in person. I saw her in a hotel lobby once and was surprised by her beauty.

His eyes are sinking into his head.

Henry Cavill dressed like Tom Brady.

Tom Brady is a homosexual!!!

He looks the way every man looks when he's dressed by his wife.

Everything about Tom screams Asperger's to me. He's definitely on the spectrum.

Still hot no matter how he's dressed, tho.

My balls are deflated.

He looks like a lesbian or like he is transitioning. I think all the Botox is making him look waxen. He has a huge forehead and needs to grow his hair out to hide it. He looks gorgeous at r12.

R29 He does not come across as spectrum-ish in person at all.

Part of the problem is that he doesn't have a clue how to pose and look human. He is stiff as a board. And to her credit, it does not appear that Giselle has schooled him on the art of posing. That's a real clue about their relationship. She doesn't care so much how things "look" like most celebrities. She adores him, weird looking or not, and she will not emasculate him by attempting to turn him into a fashion mannequin.

He's a cheater and I never liked him.

r3

I think it's fine

inconsistent anal hygiene

I expected to see more bruises on his rump.

R37 waxed?

He's dressed like he's working security detail for wealthy Arabian eldergay. All he needs is an earpiece and an uzi.

R26, thanks for that pic, he has a great profile

omg how embarrassing - did he leave the sombrero in the car? He's dressed like a member of of one of those annoying bands that serenade you in mexican restaurants

I've said for a long time, Tom Brady IS NOT an attractive man. If you take each feature of his face separately none of them are that bad (other than his smile). But once you put them all together the result is like a Frankenstein monster. He's just apeish looking.

His smile is truly awful. His teeth and gums are weird.

He's so fugly and Gazelle Bunghole looks like a mule.

His kids with Gisele are not that cute. At least not what you'd expect from a supermodel and her "handsome athlete" husband. His kid with Bridget Moynahan is adorable.

She has got a great body. Sometimes the face looks good, sometimes - notsomuch. He looks like a good looking jock, not much more than that is required.

Good looking?

Gronkowski is good looking.

Edelman is good looking.

Garropolo is good looking.

Brady has tard face.

Tommy will never need cosmetic surgery.

You mean Jimmy, R48?

an insult to El Mariachi...

R44 'Gazelle Bunghole' wins the thread

They both look terrible.

Giselle Bundchen is gorgeous. Though she had a nose job at some point.

wow def had some work done, nose job, cheek augmentation, face lift

he aint rite: too damn many hits to da head

she be feeding him baby food in 5 yrs

sad

Gisele is gorgeous, but has a look that is only appreciated by the fashion industry. Most people these days just want to look like a Kardashian.

R55 Based upon her pop culture fame I believe that Bundchen’s beauty is greatly appreciated both inside and outside of the fashion industry. However, neither she nor her husband appear to be aging exceptionally well and they both looked terrible at the gala.

The stinkfish is thinking how many millions she will rip off from Tom

Gisele looks great for a 40 YO.

[quote] she be feeding him baby food in 5 yrs

Tehe.

[quote] Gisele looks great for a 40 YO.

That's because she's not 40. She's 37 and looks her age or more.

This may sound nuts, but I never thought Giselle was gorgeous. When she is all made up and walking the runway, she looks stunning but she is not really pretty and has man hands. The actress he dumped for her is much prettier.

Tom Brady has never had a hair cut that works. His hair always looks stupid.

Giselle is a bit horsey looking, but she has a great body.

Tom is just getting cartoonish looking and really needs to retire from pro football at his age.

Looks like Tom got fat on the face.

This outfit makes Tom look stupid.

If Gisele were American she would have realized this and Tom would have worn an outfit that projected his own individuality instead of making him look like Gisele's gilded accessory.

Gisele has man-face

They both look like they’ve had some stuff done. Her lips are puffy, fat brows probably to balance lips. And Tom has a puffy face too. Oh my. The slippery slope has started.

"What the fuck is up with Tom Brady's face . . . "

Fillers (Gisselle), Booze (Tom), Botox (Gisselle), Booze (Tom), Age (Gisselle), Booze -

Those nude sunbathing photos have been shopped. We saw the originals and they revealed, sadly, tinymeat.

67 replies in and no one's mentioned that neither Brady, nor Bündchen is dressed according to the Met Gala's requested theme?

The theme was Catholic inspiration for fashion / avant-garde couture. Bündchen's dress looks good, but has zero relevance. It's just your standard gold dress. No innovation. Same for Brad's magician suit. Some minimal embroidery on the lapels and that's it. Boring.

Why the heck did they even go to the Met Gala then? It's like going to a Halloween party and not bothering to dress up in a Halloween costume.

At first I presumed it was Brady's Irish Catholic background, that he was perhaps boycotting / ignoring the theme. But then why show up at this Gala (which pokes fun at the Catholics) at all then?

Seems like Bündchen just can't miss a PR opportunity and dragged him there.

*69, that is

tom French kisses his son

heee heee

nuff sed

Bridget is way prettier than Gisele. They made a cuter kid, too.

Tom eats ass...

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That picture is a little too much. I know it's innocent, but I guess I didn't grow up in kissing family so it's weird.

Very passionate.

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That’s a deep kiss.

He needs to stop with the plastic surgery.

Is OP's pic from this year's gala? Sheesh I don't remember seeing either of them in the many slide shows of all the "happy few". The blooms are off these roses. Also, his tuxedo is ridiculous. And she looks like extra glam Barbie in a drag queen dress.

R 81 that “honey” person posting?

Is R 81...

No tongue Tom

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Did Kanye dress him?

R73 Meh. Bridget is the living definition of basic bitch. At least Giselle has a little bit of spark.

Their met gala outfits this year looked a little prom like.

Erna: Perhaps you are unaware of this, but if Tom and Gizz were to divorce SHE would be the one paying out the big settlement.

Her net worth is 500 million and Tom's is more like 100 mill. She literally makes a fortune sponsoring all kind of stuff in her native Brazil, and she has so much business there that she bout a G7 for her monthly trips to Sao Paolo. Tom has one of the lowest salaries for a QB in the NFL. He gave the Pats what is known as a home town discount in order for them to be able to bring in more receiving and tackling talent while remaining under the league imposed cap.

In all of professional sports, he is the only man whose wife is worth more than he is, so she is definitely no gold digger. I imagine she could marry any Brazilian billionaire she wanted, but she chose good old "Aw Shucks" Tom.