Stuck on a desert island with Michael Lucas

he still alive? god he must be in his sixtys...

Have u seen him lately? He may as well be.

And get food poisoning?

I did see him at a café, and was shocked...

no one should look that sad.

Was his harem in attendance?

He was all alone. He did not appear very happy. $ cant buy u that it seems. or did he lose it all?

I've actually hung out with him like three times. Fifteen years ago. He wasn't that bad. Just very hypersexual and too kinky. You wouldn't get a moment's rest on that island. Haha. If there was no way out and stuck there forever then i would keep him alive.

I could subsist for 4 years on his plumped up lips.

I'd fart on him.

I would strap him to a palm tree and fist his hole until its wrecked.

Michael Lucas would not be my first choice, but if I was stuck on a desert island, I would make do with what was available. He has a big dick. It could be worse. You could be stuck on desert island with quick-tempered heterosexual Alec Baldwin. What would that get you but PTSD?

Around 2001 or 2002 I was at the Badlands Videos store on Christopher and Hudson streets where the old Badlands Gay Bar used to be. Michael Lucas was there and he was cruising me and seemed to be going back and forth between the peep booths and the new video shelves where I was. It took me a minute to realize that I had seen him before in gay porn. I was in a hurry to buy a new video release and meet a friend at a restaurant, so I hardly acknowledged him. He seemed a bit frustrated that I paid for the video and was leaving the store. In retrospect I think he was probably working me as an escort, but I can tell he was into me. Sorry Michael, I have never paid for sex, and I sure wasn't going to start with you.

Milk him.

There's not much else to him but sex so I'd fuck him if he'd be willing to bottom. Otherwise, he's dinner and I'd probably throw away the cock out of spite. I just cannot with "exclusive tops".

I’d kill it and feed it to the wild animals. I’m generous that way.

OP, a point of clarification, please. Are we to be stuck on a desert island with Michael Lucas, ONLY?

Or, are we to be stuck on a desert island with him and others, for example, half the gay men in West Hollywood?

Alone with him? Or stuck on a desert island with an assortment of people, Michael Lucas included?

It makes a difference, OP. Which is it?

I took it as only ML. Hence "stuck."

R11, I think Baldwin may just need a "strong hand" to bring him into line.

I've seen his dick on Fire Island and it is not big at all.

[quote[] I've seen his dick on Fire Island and it is not big at all.

Then the big one we've seen in all his movies was just CGI???

Honey, there are many, many NASTY things you could tell me about Michael Lucas, and i would believe them, because he is by all accounts a horrible manipulative man and a genuine piece of work. But you just cannot tell us he has a small dick. We have seen it many times, and it is quite sizeable by any standard.

Well everything looks bigger on screen. Also he's very lean, so relatively the cock will seem bigger, and more of it will be visible than on a plump guy, since there's no fat covering it at the base.

At mealtime, I'd force his head under into the sea water, to have his lips attract fish to eat.

tragic what she has done with her face.

she could have aged gracefully into her golden years, but she had to go fuk with it....

You could use his siliconed body as a floatation device and flag down a passing cruise ship

stay on ur meds dude

ur a goner if u go off em.

k?

Back in the 70's when he was an escort I had an eldergay friend hire him a few times and he said he has a very big dick.

by todays standards, its medium.

R25=eldergay friend

His dick is big in person but compared to the dicks now, it can't really compete. I agree. The dicks now are something else and they are everywhere so his is nothing special. Escort in the 70s?! How old is he?

Im a pocket gay so I would pretend that he is Mr. Roarke and every morning I would yell " the plane, the plane"

use a poll please

"Compared to the dicks now..."

What was I? Chopped liver?

no dick size can account for his sick sad face and body

he now has the face he deserves.

Lets pray for him

he not well.

He hasn't aged well all the face fillers did not help.