If You Could Have Any Sitcom Parents As Your Own, Who Would it Be?

Hal

Amazing trolling, OP. Bravo.

does the Friends episode in which Matt Leblanc and Luke Perry are mistaken for gay dads count?

Marta and Lars Hansen.

[QUOTE]Amazing trolling, OP. Bravo.

I wasn’t trolling. The Huxtables, as fictional characters, have absolutely nothing to do with Bill Cosby’s transgressions. I could never see Cliff doing that to women, for example. And I think they were great parents.

Mike and Carol Brady

Morticia and Gomez Addams

Alex P. Keaton’s parents.

Donna and Alex Stone

The Keatons are a great choice.

Patsy and Edina

there is only one acceptable answer here.

Came to post what r11 said.

"Jed" Clampett but no mom, just Granny.

Because I'm weird. . .

[quote]I’d choose the Huxtables.

They were my first (and only) thought, and my choice as well.

I would have the Petries from "The Dick Van Dyke Show." I would hang out at Rob Petrie's place of work when he had to work late, and be a test audience for Buddy and Sally, and I would tease Mel Cooley and idolize Alan Brady. I would be refilling their drinks when Rob hosted parties to see how drunk I could get his guests without them falling asleep on my bed. The Petries physically resembled my real-life parents.

I second r12

Dan and Roseanne I would’ve had to become a runaway

Actually MY TWO DADS

I don't know about parents but I would have loved to have had Sandy Cohen as my dad.

And I guess Kristen was pretty cool too until the OC scribes made her a drunk...

Ozzie and Harriet. Not Ozzie and Sharon.

Tony and Angela

Mike Brady. Pre-perm and without Carol. He could show me how to do grown man stuff like how to take a shower.

Kate and Allie.

boink

Oh honey, I'm SO old....

Donna Reed and Carl Betz. Because he was so cute, and she was so pretty, and in real life she was a liberal.

My #2 behind the Huxtables would be Tim & Jill from Home Improvement.

Kate and Allie

Can I choose to live at Edna's Edibles and live over the shop with the girls and Mrs. Garrett?

Uncle Bill......

Mike & Carol. I'm sure they went to swinger parties. I'd tell Alice I was going to a friend's house to study and then follow Mike & Carol to the swinger party.

I want Burt Chance as my daddy. And Virginia Chance for housekeeping.

Andy Taylor was by far the best sitcom dad, but since it has to be a twosome, I'll go with Ward and June Cleaver.

Charles and Nora Bing.

Frank and Estelle Costanza

Grunts aside, another note for Home Improvement.

I know you said sitcom, but I choose these two because I would have the most fabulous set of genes.

Nell Harper and The Chief

Elaine and Jerry

Stan and Karen Walker

Fred and Wilma

June Lockhart and Guy Williams

[quote] I’d choose the Huxtables.

I'll pass.

Not a hard choice for me.

Rashad is leaning on him in OP’s picture because he’s just doped her up

OP's appalling attempt to rehabilitate the Rapist Cosby.

Florida and James Evans, but with more money. If not them, Jeff and Susie Green.

[quote] Florida and James Evans, but with more money.

Are you kidding? She'd go through a new punch bowl every week.

Jason and Maggie Seaver, but living closer to NYC.

Cliff & Clair for the Quaaludes alone.....

Herman & Lily Munster

Herman wins best dad ever just for this quote:

Ward and June Cleaver.

I want those clutch pearls; plus they live in the original Beaverhausen.

James Evans can be my daddy.

Ward and June. Maybe I'd get a chance to eat Wally's ass.

Yes, R53.

The Bradys

Pa.....

Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv (first one) from Fresh Prince

George and Louise Jefferson

Steven and Elyse Keaton

Nick Russo for the single parent option

For the single parent route I'd go for Bentley Gregg on Bachelor Father.

BoJack Horseman from Horsin’ Around.

Did that kid with Chuck Connors get to suck on those big man titties? Didn't someone on herd say Chuck made a gay porn back in the day?

yes and Chuck pretty much acknowledged it. He would even autograph the nude stills.

R62 thanks. Wish those images were clearer.

Hal and Lois

there are clearer images you could look for. A lot clearer. I'm just too lazy and I've seen a whole bunch.

Guy Williams and June Lockhart. Guy would beat up all of the illegal aliens in our neighborhood

Another vote for Ward and June.

Great R66 if he could handle the horrible Muslim s as well.

Eddie's Father

Like R1, I'd pick Hal, but just Hal. The rest of them, I'm guessing, die in a tragic house fire.

Al and Peggy Bundy.

Frank & Marie

Nanny and the Professor.

I want this man to be my Daddy.

R73, how could you stand the nasally voice?

HA! @ R75. Actually, I was thinking about Fran & Max while reading through this thread. They would be my choice. Dad's loaded, Mom's kinda zany & fun, and down with the gays.