Should I try to seduce my contractor?

There's an old saying: "Never mix business with pleasure."

Just kneel in front of him Op, that will do

"Yummmm!"

Also, “don’t shit wear you eat,” comes to mind as well as the old chestnut, “never seduce your parents’ contractor.”

No need for subtlety. Just tell him you are hungry for cum and ask if he knows anyone nearby who sells it.

Where^

Present hole

Is your contractor a little bit like this OP?

Flounce through the house nude and see how he responds.

Just get on your knees, mouth open and say "add this to my bill"

suck, suck, gulp.....

Ask him if he likes pussy, If he says no, then he may be one of those furious fist-pounding homosexuals.

How do you know he's gay and a gerontophile, OP?

Is Op... Old ?

Classic porn scenario. I say go for it. What've you got to lose?

R6 He's a little shorter than that guy, stockier and doesn't have dyed facial hair.

R12 I don't know if he's gay or into older guys, I'm several years older than him, early forties vs late forties.

I guess the biggest issue is that I've only ever messed around with guys I met at bars or online and don't know how to gauge how receptive a stranger is to me getting him off.

[quote]do I accidentally brush the back of my hand against his crotch?

Has this ever worked for anybody anywhere? It's impossible to do it "accidentally." It's like something out of a bad romance novel.

Do it once the job is finished

R17 I agree.

I figure I should wait until he's completed the job and then invite him over to watch a Red Sox game on my big screen and get him drunk.

Here's hoping they make the playoffs.

R15 You just said it: “I've only ever messed around with guys I met at bars or online and don't know how to gauge how receptive a stranger is to me getting him off.”

Tell him that. He’ll either run away or get hard, right?

Tell him you were sure that running was in the contract.

You keep things professional until all the work is completed and the bills are paid. Then you indicate that you’d like to get to know him socially and invite him over for drinks. Ask him if he’d like to bring a friend. Then and only then might you make a move.

OP, maybe if you do his makeup, he will force you to suck him off on the regular. Win-win for you since you want it. As long as you’re into getting facials, because he will insist on it.

a good old fashioned DL EST.

Seductively eat bananas and lick ice cream cones and see if he makes a remark or joke that you can open the door with.

This thread is giving me life!

[quote]Flounce through the house nude and see how he responds.

There was a British guy at Cam4 who'd do exactly that for tokens. He had foreign contractors, probably Polish, who'd do work in his flat, and the British guy would lose his clothes and quickly walk in front of them like it was normal. He had a gorgeous muscled body and a nice dick but he sounded quite exhausting otherwise. I never saw him have real sex with the workers which is why the situations seemed quite real. Obviously Chaturbate and Cam4 are full of made-up situations right now but that was a few years ago.

It has worked for me, once. My landlord had hired this guy to fill in the stones on the driveway. He was hot as fuck. I started chatting him up, and asked about his tattoos, which were his kids' names, so I assumed he was straight. I took a chance, told him that I know he is straight but I want to blow him, and I hoped he was more flattered than offended. He made it clear he was straight, and not interested. I went into my house, and he knocked about 30 minutes later. He gave me a slip of paper, and said he does handiwork if I ever need a handyman, and said, so you want to blow me? I said yes. He took his cock out, and it was fucking HUGE. He shot his load and quickly left. I tried calling the number of the paper he gave me, but it was a fake number. Damn, Id like to have sucked him off again. But, yes, OP, it does happen. Just make the offer clean and simple, and drop it if he says no.

Tell him you think the metoo movement is bullshit. If he disagrees, back off. If he agrees, well, he’s asking for it, right?

Obviously he is not interested in you OP.

However, if you offer him a $500 cash tip he may allow you to rim him!

Put up some tasteful homoerotic art in a visible place and gauge his reaction first. You don't want to try seducing a homophobe, do you?

I love Erna.

God. the amount of times contractors have come on to me, I just can't count.

Recently the window cleaner brought his son. Who was sort of sexy and butch (not handsome, but didn't matter, if you know what I mean) - kept talking about wanting to get over to his brother's house to watch the football - and he wasn't helping his father with the windows at all - too busy grinning at me and laughing at my jokes.

When he left, he gave he a VERY WARM handshake (it was really nice) and told me to call if I "needed anything".

R32, I hope you called him. And then took lots of pics.

Once a hot hung uncut English mover who moved us from Orange County to Hollywood came back the next day and corn-holed us good!

No, leave him alone. What if he is working because he actually needs the money?

I've only had sex with a handyman once. I'm too oblivious to pick up signals, but this guy hung around after inspecting my radiators and wouldn't leave. He was looking around my place and happened upon a copy of Siddhartha and started a conversation about that, after 10 minutes of talking about Buddhism, I asked if there's anything he wanted and he asked, if there is anything I wanted to do. I looked at his crotch and he unzipped.

That's the only signal I've ever picked up from guys in non gay situations, when they don't want to leave and try to keep the conversation going.

Oh dear lord. Do you think sexual harassment would never apply to you, op? He’d have a legit reason to call the police. If you act like a fuckwit, this will end in tears. Along with police charges and possibly a black eye.

R37 is a hysterical frau.

If you’re committed to this idea of sexually harassing your employee and getting away with it, maybe ask him first if he was raised in the Catholic church and if he was an altar boy. If you luck out and he was, then you can probably get away with your unethical proposition since he will have been pre-indoctrinated.

Of course, you’ll still be pretty horrible in light of this recent MeToo movement.

911, I need to report...a seduction!

Back him into a corner and masturbate into a potted plant! Employees love that!!

I had some great rapport with a guy who cane to fix the wallpaper in the apartment building’s hallways. He was short, hairy, stocky, Italian— exactly my type and so friendly. He mentioned a wife.

What I wouldn’t have given to suck him dry, but I just didn’t have the guts to proposition him.

They so bored these people. They'll do anything.

Let him finish his work. Then suck his cock.

Wear your tiara the next time he comes over.

OP, take his photo and post it here so we can advise you better.

Yes, when he finishes say, do you accept tips? In the form of sloppy slobbery nutsack draining mouth service?

That's what I was thinking, R47. Semen removal service.

Are you in England, OP - because I'm visualising a sort of Triga event.

OP: Use a version of the old porn device; invite him over to watch the game, plenty of booze, wear loose shorts, have porn on obvious display. The key is a mix of straight and gay porn because you get to let him pick --- if the topic comes up. At worst its mutual j/o but from experience I find that once ANY MANS cock is hard and he knows that no one will find out, well you know.

I would leave if sports or porn were on the TV.

OP and his contractors >

It’s funny, getting older I finally realized why it’s the old trolls when you’re younger that are hitting on you. It’s because that’s about the age you have to be to have the guts to do it and not give a damn.

Honestly OP I’d say go for it. And doing it while he’s working for you makes it hotter. After the work is done, what’s the likelihood he’d even come back? You have to strike now while the iron is hot. And he’s probably str8 or you would have picked up something up about him being gay by now.

If he’s doing work on your place casually mention you have ideas for the bedroom. Double entendres work to gauge where someone’s head is. Say you’d like to make improvements and ask, “What do you think can be done in here?” You set him up for a joke or revealing comment. Then jokingly ask, “do you install slings?” Laugh it off. It’s a playful way of talking about sex in general without asking for sex with him.

Once you’re talking about sex, it’s off to the races then. Get a beer and find out what kind of girls he’s into, etc. If you get that far you only talk about what turns him on. If you’ve gotten that far and a comfortable, you just drop the bomb that you’re favorite thing is sucking dick. That’s all you have to say and leave it there.

Nothing is worse than an old geezer making sexual double entendres

Be dignified and presidential: grab his manpussy.

In the old days we had etchings.

[quote]Get a beer and find out what kind of girls he’s into, etc.

"Girls"? Ugh.

We knew a fabulous eldersister who had a reasonably hot fish for a room mate. She and the fish would cruise the str8 bars. The fish would attract a hot young str8 number and all three would go back to the apartment. While the hot number was porking the fish eldersister would sneak up from behind and bury her tongue deep into the number's bung-hole!

OP, do not listen to any of these idiots who tell you to hit on him. Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to find a good contractor? One who is professional, does timely, quality work and doesn't rob you blind? They are as rare as unicorns. It's 1000 x easier to find a random fuck bud, trust me.

Wait until the job is done and he is paid in full. Then pounce.

I had this super hot, masculine guy come and install my Verizon once. He was a straighty but said he regularly worked in Chelsea, so I know he must have been propositioned before. He had this tight long sleeve T-shirt on and was giving off all the signals. But my stupid husband was home asking a bunch of dumb questions about channels. At one point He asked me to hold the ladder and he was reaching up and his T-shirt went up revealing his pubes. My face was right there. And at another he was lying languidly in the floor attaching cables, trying to solve some issue, again revealing skin. He was there literally five hours trying to fix problems. I never wanted my husband to just disappear so badly before.

What is a super masculine guy for you ?

Mention your mussy.

This one - a real man!

OP, a lot of construction workers don’t wear their wedding rings for safety reasons. Just leaving that there.

Was going to say the same thing R64. I know a lot of married guys who don’t wear rings for a variety of reasons.

Also, R16, yes, it does work. I’ve had moderate success and it’s not as difficult as you’d think or are making it. If you’re showing somebody something on your phone, for example, they’re amazing close to you. Don’t hold the phone with two hands at that moment and hang the hand on the side he’s on down at your side. It’s not too overt because you don’t “grab,” you let it touch the back of your hand acting oblivious. If he pushes in, you’re in luck. If he steps away, you know where you stand.

Ask how he feels about snails and oyster.

r66 or steak and salad! remember the kids in the hall skit?

I'd do it after the work is finished. particularly if he's getting paid by the hour. You don't want to be fuckin' the dude only to realize later that you're still paying his hourly rate, especially if you're doing it at a time when he's supposed to be working.

r68 unless you know some REALLY cheap male-hookers

R69 — I DO know some cheap male hookers, but very few cheap male building contractors.

OP, you’re the equivale of the straight asshole who gets his secretary drunk at the office Christmas party, so that he can fuck her in some closet or bathroom stall.

I think it’s really ill mannered to hit on someone who works for you. Now, if both of you ran into each other at a bar, or a party, and you both hit it off under those circumstances, then I could see how this would be somewhat acceptable, otherwise, no.

You don’t even know if he’s gay or bi. There are plenty of single men out there. Why fuck up a good working relationship, especially if he’s a good contractor, and an honest one? Those are REALLY hard to find. Don’t do it.

R71 must be a riot at parties.

R72, I just don’t shit where I eat. Way too messy.

You people are crazy. Op how Hard is it to just kneel ?

No a good contractor is much harder to find than a good lay.

Greet him in your bathrobe and give him just the tiniest peek of your nutsack. If he keeps staring at it he’s definitely interested, in which case you can just let the robe ‘accidentally’ slide open...

OP = Kevin Spacey. Welcome to the datalounge, Kev!

I tried seducing a repairman in my apartment once. I was such the stereotypical bored lonely housewife. He turned me down. I was so embarrassed.

R32, tell me about it! What is it with those tautly muscled plumbers and electrical guys? They come over to make a repair and they can't fucking keep it in their pants. They take one look at me and whip out their massive veiny throbbing uncut schlongs. Or they drop to their knees and bury their faces in my crotch. It's like reverse workplace harrassment!

Ask him what he thinks of Kellyanne's pussy. If he says "I'd hit that", then you know not to pursue him further.

You don't want him to get you off too? If someone told me they only wanted to sexually service me, I'd think they were asking me to pay them for it.

If someone told me that, I'd think they were asking to pay ME.

Yeah, man, I heard your story, damn, sounds like you got it real bad, OP, real bad.

So how hard and fast you need those asswalls knocked out?

OP, this is your parents' contractor? By all means, go for it. Or, you could call your parents and ask them if they think he's gay.

Just make sure you wear your "easy backdoor access" caftan.

I say try to seduce him. And when you suck his dick....milk him....edge him......tease him. Make it last a very long time.

[quote]I figure I need to offer him alcohol and then, do I accidentally brush the back of my hand against his crotch?

contractor-meat verificata

Yes seduce him. I find guys in the trades are hot fucks especially if you like it rough. I used to know a steel worker who loved really rough head. He'd ram his dick down my throat until I was almost puking.

Sounds divine.

R73 and who the fuck made you the nanny that excoriates those who do?

It’s VERIFICATIA, not verificata, dolt r87.

My straight female neighbor successfully propositioned her curtains guy AND the assistant super of the building.

She and the curtains guys actually were fucking when his wife was in the hospital having their third kid.

Straight people are disgusting

The satellite TV guy.

The exterminator.

Both initiated. Hot men. One in late 20s, the other in early 30s.

"Straight people are disgusting"

Said a gay man who probably has sex with strangers in bathrooms.

R78, that had to be rough. Sorry that happened.

Here’s my motto: if I have to seduce him, he doesn’t want me, or doesn’t want me bad enough, or he’s scared. I don’t really care which scenario it is, I’m not interested in a man who can’t close the deal.

A competent contractor is a rare thing indeed. Don't screw that up with your desperate attempts, OP; you will regret it when you're dealing with your next incompetent/fraudulent/scheming/lazy contractor.

“I have something in the bedroom that requires measuring.”

After the work is done, say he must meet a lot of interesting people, going in and out of homes. After he's shared highlights say, "You must have a lot of customers who come on to you." If he affirms, ask if he ever takes them up on it.

He will know where you're going.

R94 Pearl clutcher to pearl clutcher.

R97, I need a training course with you

My first sex was with the carpenter building the kitchen cabinets at my family’s home - I was 16. The build-up to it was two weeks long and when it finally happened it went on all summer. To this day, the hottest man I’ve ever been with.

[quote]He's my age and didn't have a wedding ring on.

[quote]I don't know if he's gay or into older guys, I'm several years older than him, early forties vs late forties.

Is he your age or not? What did this detail change from one telling to the next?

How badly do you need your house fixed OP?

With all this sex talk, I don’t see it happening peacefully.

Come on, r93 and r101.... Don't hold out on us - give us the details. Even if it's just a creative writing exercise, some of us (okay me) are extremely horny and extremely bored. Almost every single worker in my house has been uglier than sin, and the two that weren't babbled on about Jesus or his sexy wife. So if anyone actually legitimately nailed one of these studs I want to hear about it!!

R104 the TV guy came-on to me. He got flirty, sat down next to me on the sola, fumbling with adjusting the remote, laid it down, started rubing my legs, I did not resisrt, he got up, took his pants off. I stood up, closed my blinds, locked doors. My partner was outside cutting grass. Essentially we blew each other then he wanted to fuck. He was Latino from So. America, English was broken. He was well endowed. Ended very friendly, but did not see him again. He was based in another city and they rotate.

The exterminator had visited several times before. He came by once a year. On the 4th visit he talked and talked and lingered. I could tell he was hard. I asked him, bravely, did he need relief. He said, "finally you ask". We did it. Then another time, so far. We'll talk sometimes but he works another area now 30 miles away. He's good-looking, long hair, beard, slim country boy.

[quote]I did not resisrt, he got up, took his pants off. I stood up, closed my blinds, locked doors. My partner was outside cutting the grass.

Obviously you don't want to start something you can't finish or will end badly; I think r21 has the best way of doing this if you are serious about it. But maybe keep this in mind, just because you two like each other as contractor and customer doesn't necessarily guarantee you will like each other that much in more of a "social" way--that would be my main apprehension. Of course others have said the direct approach is fine so it's something you will have to decide op. I once knew 3 guys, all of whom blew their mailmen and one of them was a Catholic priest. I'm sure they all did it by engaging in a little chit chat with the mailman, maybe offering him some ice water or something and turning the conversation to sex--maybe it could be that easy in your case op.

Hot

Just a tip: As a lioness you NEVER ask them to bring a friend. The strategy is to divide the herd.

very hot, r105. Did the exterminator fuck you,or did you just blow him?

[quote]R109 Just a tip: As a lioness you NEVER ask them to bring a friend. The strategy is to divide the herd.

I think asking the contractor if he want to bring a friend along for game night is good, because the guy will send a signal by bringing someone or not...or declining the invitation entirely.

It makes it less awkward, should he need to continue to employ the worker in future.

When I was 16, my parents hired a polish carpenter in his early 40's. Beautiful blond, very masc, with blue eyes and HOT af. I was having wet dreams about him. He was in the house, seemingly naked in jeans overall, working and sweating all day long. I didn't have many classes, so that spring I was working at home alone. It was very hot. One day I went home, straight to the shower, opened the door, and there he was, with his magnificent muscular tanned naked body, drying himself with a towel. I was blinded by the sight of his superb buns. Two globes of golden muscles. I mumbled a lame 'sorry' and rushed to my bedroom. I avoided him like the plague afterwards. Was I FUCKING STUPID ?!?!!!.

Mary's parents' hired carpenter was taking a shower in their house??!!!!

No...you were resisting sexually harrasing an employee of your family.

At 16 ? Harrassing a mature man ? I was a virgin and way too shy anyway. Yes he was R113. As I said it was very hot and he was sweating like a beast all day, what's wrong with taking a shower. Are you posting from ' the help ' ?

R115 Maybe you had sunstroke and imagined the whole thing?

Take a page from Bill Cosby's book. And if you're lucky, you won't face prison till you're old.

Conversely, you could run for President. The rape charges will pale in comparison to your collusion with a foreign government, though another sexual peccadillo could be the first domino to fall...

But he can't have ignored my ordeal. Do you think he was aware of me terminally lusting after him ? Was the shower accident really an accident ? Was he waiting for me to make a move ? He was way too handsome for a carpenter. Surely he 'd had form before.

[quote]Do you think he was aware of me terminally lusting after him ? Was the shower accident really an accident ? Was he waiting for me to make a move ?

yes. yes. no.

what good-looking muscular employed adult would risk stigma and a life in jail for 16 year-old booty, even if he swung that way?

I will answer that R119. I always sensed he knew . And I think he enjoyed that. Wasn't it cruel of him ? I was bloody 16! Couldn't he at least have spoken a word to me now and then, and showed compassion ?

Actually Mary 115 blew the Pole right then and there, swallowing every drop!

I wish I had.

Just tell him if he needs anything you'll be in the kitchen, tossing salad. Do it with a knowing wink.

Or just cut the coy, passive-aggressive shit and say, “I’d like to say something but it may cross the line of our professional relationship. Do you consent to my request to speak freely?”

He’ll say no, punch you in the face, or else he’ll shrug and laugh and say OK. Then, all bets are off and it’ll be up to you to continue being straightforward and not a coy little bitch. For example, “Once the work is done, I would like to thank you by slobbering all over your cock and draining your nuts into my guts. I really do not care whether you are married or in a relationship or what your orientation is. I want your cum. Yes or no.”

Good luck!

Yeah, it is tempting. I did a renovation that seemed to last forever. It went on periodically for a total of 4 years. I went through several contractors. The first was a family affair--two sons and their father. The father was quite the talker and always seemed to want to stay behind to chat. I thought he made a few hints here and there that he was interested, but I wasn't interested in him. Then one day when we were alone, he flat out grabbed my ass. When I turned around in surprise, he said he was bi and wondered if maybe I was into it. I had to tell him no. He asked me not to say anything or punish his sons, whose business it was and he just helped out. I promised not to say anything. He still came by but never alone after that. He also got less talkative.

A couple contractors later, this bald, beefy, hairy guy in his early 50s was doing a lot of stuff around my house. He was the best by far. His crew was really professional--showed up on time, did what they said they were going to do, gave me progress reports. I thought maybe a couple times I caught a look, but I couldn't tell for sure. I was certainly interested., but he was married , so I thought there was probably no way.

One day he sent his crew home and asked if he could stay late to finish some stuff up as he was close to done and he wouldn't be back for another week because of other commitments. I made dinner and asked if he wanted to eat as there was plenty, and he accepted. He was aware that I'm gay (my interior designer recommended him and I know she told him) and started asking me questions about it, which I found odd, but people tend to feel comfortable talking to me so I went with it. At one point, he said the gay people he knew always seemed so stylish and put-together, so he couldn't imagine what they thought of him. I laughed and said actually a lot of gay guys prefer more masculine types like him. He asked what I preferred and I said guys like him. Then our eyes locked. He stood up and walked over to me. I asked if he was really sure as he was married. He said he and his wife hadn't had sex in 10 years (can you imagine?) and basically just tolerated each other. Next thing I knew my legs were in the air and he was pounding my hole.

We stayed fuck buddies for a few years (very on and off), but then I moved. None of my contractors since then have led to anything. Oh well, at least I had the one time.

"Sometimes just one time can last for a lifetime">>>>>

[quote] My partner was outside cutting grass.

Classy.

But, overall, good going, guys, you give Nifty.org a run for its money.

AMATEURS! Pick up your cell phone and fake a conversation with a fake caller while you're in the same room with him. "Uh huh....yeah, me too.....no, don't do that! **laugh**.....well is he hot?......WELL I BET HE'S NOT AS HOT AS WHAT I'M LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW.....no, I think he's straight" Then walk out of the room, and end the call in the other room. Come back into the same room with him and act TOTALLY non chalant like you're not expecting any reaction. You've now made your intentions known albeit indirectly. Ball is in his court.

Really, dudes. This was way too easy to solve, and I don't even "indulge."

R128, I’m giving you a slow clap. You’re an evil genius.

I don't know about that, r128. What if the dude is not only straight but a homophobe? That might be asking for trouble.

R128 A male employer doing that in front of a woman = sexual harassment. Is this different?

R103, I see it happening piecefully.

R128's plan is the height of scheming brilliance! I'm ashamed that I didn't think of it myself! He/she gave you the blueprint. Make the plan your own. It's all in the delivery. I'd just do it from an adjacent room though, and give him the sense that he's overhearing what he's not supposed to be hearing. ACT!

This will end in tears

I LOL at all the mytho kweens on this thread who had hot sex with their contractors/carpenters/workers. Only on DL. Because IRL these guys are NEVER gay. Nor bi. It's a tough job environment. They'd be mercylessly harassed and bullied if they were. They are massively homophobes. So, none of these stories ever happened. Good luck with the phone call strategy Op. They'll never find your body. Cement doesn't talk.

You are wrong, R135. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen. I know.

Bachelor beach house? Hired help? Take a look at a calendar and then try again. The story is a fail.

My mother told me

“Never fuck the help”

I still can't believe a contractor was taking a shower in r112's house lol.

All the contractors I know ask before they use the sink to wash their hands!

What if he is not gay and takes a swing at you. And then he tells your parents. He could get that mad.

Don't do it. It's tacky. If he senses your interest and wants the same, he will let you know.

Also if he is that upset he could report you to police. Straight men don't like gay men coming on to them.

This could be an embarrassing and dangerous situation.

I have a friend that does carpentry/home repairs, and he told me previously he gets propositioned fairly often by both women and men. He's in good shape, cute, mid-30s. He said he partaked of a few early on, but tries to avoid those situations. It can be problemmatic for business. He won't mess around with too younger, way older, those married, or those that are obnoxious or physically gross. He's definitely gay, but will dab in the bi stuff.

[quote] He said he partaked of a few...

Oh DEAR!

If you ladies are all so physically un-attractive that you have to 'drop hints' then it was hopeless from the start.

OP. Can you post a photo of him?

R142 "Oh, Dear" = a real John "Herbert" Silverbird

[quote]I LOL at all the mytho kweens on this thread who had hot sex with their contractors/carpenters/workers - . Only on DL. Because IRL these guys are NEVER gay. Nor bi. It's a tough job environment. They'd be mercylessly harassed and bullied if they were. They are massively homophobes. So, none of these stories ever happened. Good luck with the phone call strategy Op. They'll never find your body. Cement doesn't talk.

What a load of homophobic crap. There most certainly are tons of gay and bi men in the construction and other "manly" fields. I agree about R128's phone call strategy, though. Unless the worker is totally game and has a great sense of humor the caller would just make a total fool of himself.

R139, he was in the house alone all day, and otherwise, most of the time, it was just the 2 of us. My parents wouldn't have minded. It's not like he was radioactive or something. I am sure he asked if he could use the shower. I still can't believe that he let me rush and hide in my bedroom and never said a word to help me out of my embarrassment. I am pretty sure he was the 1st adult naked man I ever saw in my life. My dad was a prude. Never saw him naked.

Me too, R136.

The "Phone call strategy" is the easiest, simplest way to casually make OP's interest known. He's caught in a dilemma in that he's attracted to this guy but afraid to make that known. I'm R128. I don't know how you dudes are picturing this going down, but I think you might have the wrong idea concerning the way it's SUPPOSED to play out. He'll have to be sly about it. All he's going to do is fake dial a friend, then ask fake caller something along the lines of "Did I leave my ball cap in your car the other day?" ****fake conversation**** with a bunch of "yeahs" and "Uh huhs." LAUGH here and there. This is the kicker: Imaginary buddy is going to mention that he's got a crush on someone which is why OP asks SIMPLY, "Is he hot?" NOW, OP, you're going to mention in the most casual way possible that "I bet he's not as hot as what I'm seeing now." LAUGH. You might have said it under your breath, but he still heard it. NOW, you mention "No, I think he's straight" again under your breath and be walking from the room when you're saying it. This was just a 90 second to two minute call MAX. By stating that you think he's straight, you've acknowledged a likely boundary which you're not going to cross in any way. This is key: You come back into the same room and say something like "I've got to run down the corner store, Mr Contractor, is there anything you need?" WHAT EVER you say, you're making it known that in the final analysis, you don't give a shit either way and you go on about your business as if NOTHING had even happened. If he's not interested, he'll show it. If he is, then perhaps he'll respond by sending you a signal - you'll know. It all boils down to your execution - they way you slyly play it off. No harm done whatsoever.

You dudes over think too much. It's not like he's in some office environment. He's in his own house, and NO ONE would ever consider what just transpired in 90 seconds time was sexual harassment. He NEVER said a word to the guy! Give it a shot, OP, and let us know how it goes.

[quote] You dudes over think too much.... R149

For real ? Could you read your own post again ? Are you posting from 'single white female' ?

R150 - Rolling right back at you. I'll end my interest in this thread by using the first word I typed in my first post to sum it all up: AMATEURS!

R22 Off topic, but I sleep in Carter's wife's old bed(Amy Smart) as it was a hand me down up at our cottage near Traverse City(where he is from). I met him at the yacht club 5 years ago. Seems douche.

R142 LOOK! It's the "OH, DEAR!" dude. Dear, Oh dear dude - WHATCHU TRYNA SAY? haha

I know two gay men who are contractors. One has his own crew, all straight guys working for him. Both are out.

I swear, some of you sound like ypu haven’t left the house in 60 years.

Oh yeah R154? Is it '' the happy fist, contractors and cie ?". Are they an 'openly gay ' business? I am sorry but this 'openly gay' this and that = proudly and happily wearing the yellow star in Warsaw in 1940. It's so STUPID.

[quote]R147 I still can't believe that he let me rush and hide in my bedroom and never said a word to help me out of my embarrassment. I am pretty sure he was the 1st adult naked man I ever saw in my life.

It was not his job to parent you.

Had he spoken to you, it should have been about knocking on closed bathroom doors before entering.

In my own house ? When I think I am alone ? Lol

[quote]Oh yeah [R154]? Is it ' the happy fist, contractors and cie ?". Are they an 'openly gay ' business? I am sorry but this 'openly gay' this and that = proudly and happily wearing the yellow star in Warsaw in 1940. It's so STUPID.

What the ever-lovin’ fuck?

Offer him a drink and conversation after a hard day's work. Hopefully you can suss out some vibes from that. Either it will go nowhere or you'll be swallowing cock and cum. Maybe semi-regularly.

"He...will dab in the bi stuff."

Where does he dab it into?

R67, this is for you!

More contractor seduction, pease.

In fact one of the last casual tricks I had was with the guy who was tiling my bathroom. Sexy/ugly redneck with a bulge for days and and hard body in tight jeans and t-shirts. I pretty much openly lusted after him but tried to be discreet until the day he made the comment that he had to raise the shower head 6 inches and I coyly said "Oh is that all?" He then smiles and says" I have to use a ruler for anything under 8 1/2" .He wasnt kidding,it was 8 1/2 easily.I also found out that day that my days of taking a hard pounding are long past. I bled for 3 days.And it only cost me a $100 "tip" !

I hookup with the contractor everytime I have repairs or work done in my home.

My contractor of choice is also my husband so..

Go for it, OP. Just don’t be upset if afterward he tells you you’re almost as good in bed as your dad, but it’s a shame you didn’t inherit his huge cock.

R163 that was the sexiest post I've ever read on DL

I have an very good friend that fell in love with his straight, married contractor. The guy started working for my friend to just do a few updates on his historic home. He fell for the guy hard and decided to build a NEW HOUSE across the street just so he could keep the guy coming back and working. This led to several years of agonizing lust and no moves in either direction. As the new house was completed my friend finally broke down and told the contractor that he LOVED him. Naturally, it weirded the guy out and he ran in the opposite direction.

[quote]R167 I have an very good friend that fell in love with his straight, married contractor......

Love? Uh, no way. I’m only interested in hole without strings.

In the far right, second from the top pic in R49's collage, I can't figure out wtf I'm looking at!

It looks like a leg with a deformed, swollen foot, wtf?

R170 - that is a hand in an ass. Top's left leg is at back of bottoms left knee. Condomed dick left in frame. You're welcome

r167 we appreciate your telling the story about your “friend”, seductive sally.

was this contractor really worth new home construction? sheesh, i’ll give shoulder rubs for a bowl of ice cream.

What did you decide to do, OP?

[quote]Here’s my motto: if I have to seduce him, he doesn’t want me, or doesn’t want me bad enough, or he’s scared. I don’t really care which scenario it is, I’m not interested in a man who can’t close the deal.

Maybe he's saying the same thing as you.

R170, it's someone's calf, over the body part of someone else.

If your contractor is like this guy, yes.

Update? What happened?

R54 wins! Ok OP so you're almost 50 and he isn't. Of course he admires your house, he wants the job. He'll tell you what contractor's say. There's no subtext he wants in your pants. If you aren't a screaming queen, when you sit down with him and tell him you want to hire him, having seen plans for what you want to do, just tell him you're gay, will he have any problem with that? If he tells you no, he is gay too, then dive for his zipper! If gay,he still may not want you, you know, your calling him hired help and all, you may be too prissy for him. I'm well-connected in beach contracting circles, at what beach are you, I may know him.

Any success stories of seducing a contractor?

You fool!

A good contractor is worth far more than a good lover.

[quote]In fact one of the last casual tricks I had was with the guy who was tiling my bathroom. Sexy/ugly redneck with a bulge for days and and hard body in tight jeans and t-shirts. I pretty much openly lusted after him but tried to be discreet until the day he made the comment that he had to raise the shower head 6 inches and I coyly said "Oh is that all?" He then smiles and says" I have to use a ruler for anything under 8 1/2" .He wasnt kidding,it was 8 1/2 easily.I also found out that day that my days of taking a hard pounding are long past. I bled for 3 days.And it only cost me a $100 "tip" !

Well played, R163.

Amazing advice here * eye roll * but don’t do anything until the work is finished satisfactorily. Then you invite him for a drink or present hole or whatever.