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Are some guys too "big" to wear speedos?

It can be distracting on the beach.

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by Anonymousreply 70May 8, 2018 4:58 AM

If that’s what you mean by too big then HELL NO.

by Anonymousreply 1May 5, 2018 3:41 PM

The bigger the better. You type womanly, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2May 5, 2018 3:42 PM

Wow-weeee. Yum for days. Yes please, I’ll have that.

by Anonymousreply 3May 5, 2018 3:44 PM

I cannot feel comfortable in one, but love it when others wear them! As R2 said, the bigger the better!

by Anonymousreply 4May 5, 2018 3:49 PM

What R4 said. The bigger the better. There's nothing like a hot big sausage under the sun, in a wet speedo.

by Anonymousreply 5May 5, 2018 4:05 PM

I get off showing off my huge cock in a speedo.

by Anonymousreply 6May 5, 2018 5:13 PM

Show US, r6.

by Anonymousreply 7May 5, 2018 5:22 PM

I saw a 50 something guy in the gym locker room yesterday parading around in a pair of little briefs who looked like he'd shoved a watermelon down the front. It was more comical than anything, but I couldn't help but look.

by Anonymousreply 8May 5, 2018 5:23 PM

Love beef in a speedo.

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by Anonymousreply 9May 5, 2018 5:35 PM

that's disgusting r9

by Anonymousreply 10May 5, 2018 5:59 PM

A guy can be too big for a speedo, but the guy in R9 is not. Chris Christie is too big for a speedo.

But no cock is too big for a speedo. Oh, no. Never.

by Anonymousreply 11May 5, 2018 6:06 PM

Is it bad that I’d fuck the guy in r9???

by Anonymousreply 12May 5, 2018 6:10 PM

Old fat European guys in speedos, yuk

by Anonymousreply 13May 5, 2018 6:18 PM

Too big.

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by Anonymousreply 14May 5, 2018 6:19 PM

R14 is NOT an old fat European. That is prime beef!

by Anonymousreply 15May 5, 2018 6:24 PM

This is a good look:

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by Anonymousreply 16May 5, 2018 6:33 PM

Sometimes it's a struggle

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by Anonymousreply 17May 5, 2018 6:34 PM

more like love PORK R9, but i get your point

by Anonymousreply 18May 5, 2018 6:39 PM

Hot R17!

by Anonymousreply 19May 5, 2018 6:41 PM

The problem with speedos is that it’s usually some hideous, ancient guy in one and all the hotties are in board shorts.

by Anonymousreply 20May 5, 2018 6:44 PM

Yes. I think they prefer them because of their huge sizemeat

by Anonymousreply 21May 5, 2018 6:45 PM

Ancient gays over 30 should never wear speedos of tight clothing!

by Anonymousreply 22May 5, 2018 7:09 PM

Please delete this "racy" thread!

by Anonymousreply 23May 5, 2018 7:23 PM

When it goes from sexy to obscene, it's too big.

by Anonymousreply 24May 5, 2018 7:58 PM

Where does R17 fit in, R24?

by Anonymousreply 25May 5, 2018 8:07 PM

OP, did your nephew give you his permission to post his photo?

by Anonymousreply 26May 5, 2018 8:50 PM

Thats his school chum over for lemonade.

by Anonymousreply 27May 5, 2018 9:25 PM

I was a competitive swimmer for many years. Even though my physique was still muscular and lean I stopped wearing Speedos when I turned 24 because other things change - skin starts exhibiting sun damage, gets crepey and hair grows more freely. Speedos should be left for younger men and I will happily enjoy watching them while not horrifying the masses with my still fit but older body.

by Anonymousreply 28May 6, 2018 5:44 AM

They can only be too small - never too big.

by Anonymousreply 29May 6, 2018 5:58 AM

I think the guy in OP’s picture knows he’s being a little whore.

by Anonymousreply 30May 6, 2018 8:08 AM

Nick McCrory.

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by Anonymousreply 31May 6, 2018 8:16 AM

I gotta go with R11 on this.

by Anonymousreply 32May 6, 2018 8:23 AM

Some guys are too small to wear speedos.

by Anonymousreply 33May 6, 2018 8:48 AM

Well, sometimes things just don't fit...

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by Anonymousreply 34May 6, 2018 4:52 PM

I find it aids verificatia of sizemeat

by Anonymousreply 35May 6, 2018 4:54 PM

Maybe not flaccid, but can you imagine even getting half-hard (I mean you're on a beach with scantily-clad people) in one of those things?

by Anonymousreply 36May 6, 2018 5:46 PM

R36, most of these pics are of men who are half-hard.

by Anonymousreply 37May 6, 2018 6:27 PM

OP must have tripped on her caftan and spilled her cosmo at pool this week.

by Anonymousreply 38May 6, 2018 7:01 PM

R17 is obviously obscene if out in the general public.

by Anonymousreply 39May 6, 2018 8:01 PM

R37, I'd say 3/4.

by Anonymousreply 40May 7, 2018 1:24 AM

I am so sick of board shorts. It’s like a return to the nineteenth century.

I wear speedos at the beach at all times, and I don’t give a fuck what other people think.

They’re much more confortable in the water and out. And I’ve got a thick one I don’t mind showing.

by Anonymousreply 41May 7, 2018 1:28 AM

Good for you R41. Board shorts are ridiculous

by Anonymousreply 42May 7, 2018 1:41 AM

"I've got a thick one..."

We'd see your head regardless of the swimsuit you wear.

by Anonymousreply 43May 7, 2018 3:13 AM

I love to show my cock off in speedos at the beach (str8 girls like looking as much as the gays)

by Anonymousreply 44May 7, 2018 4:04 AM

R44 hubba hubba.

by Anonymousreply 45May 7, 2018 4:33 AM

If women can parade around beaches (and just about everywhere else) with their cleavage amply showing then by all means let the men show off now in their speedos, tights shorts and pants, etc. It's their turn!!

by Anonymousreply 46May 7, 2018 4:41 AM

Little Boy Blue.

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by Anonymousreply 47May 7, 2018 4:45 AM

Package deal: Great body, great bulge, great ass.

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by Anonymousreply 48May 7, 2018 4:49 AM

R47, Hot, but that tanning won't do him no favors in 20 years.

by Anonymousreply 49May 7, 2018 4:50 AM

Pop!

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by Anonymousreply 50May 7, 2018 4:51 AM

Bulge Boy.

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by Anonymousreply 51May 7, 2018 4:53 AM

R50, hi Mike! How's life on the Supreme Court?

by Anonymousreply 52May 7, 2018 5:00 AM

R52 Who is Mike?

by Anonymousreply 53May 7, 2018 6:23 AM

most guys with really big bulges have huge balls

by Anonymousreply 54May 7, 2018 6:27 AM

R48's pic looks deformed.

by Anonymousreply 55May 7, 2018 7:20 AM

I too hate board shorts, especially guys wearing them after the age of 18. Try mid-thigh trunks, or speeds, or better yet, Brazilian square cute sungas, almost any body type can wear them and they look sexy on most guys.

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by Anonymousreply 56May 7, 2018 9:09 AM

I used to wear speedos, until I was in my 30s. Picked up some incredibly hot sailors at Black's Beach in San Diego wearing my trusty black speedo.

by Anonymousreply 57May 7, 2018 11:51 PM

I think looking good in a speedo has more to do with the body than the age. I have a good friend - actually a friend with benefits of long standing - he’s in his 40’s like me, he wears a speedo but he has the body, and yes the packages front and rear, to pull it off and look hot. When we’re out East on the beach, I know I’m not the only one enjoying the view ;-)

by Anonymousreply 58May 8, 2018 1:02 AM

[quote] Picked up some incredibly hot sailors at Black's Beach in San Diego wearing my trusty black speedo.

Why were you wearing a Speedo at a nude beach?

by Anonymousreply 59May 8, 2018 2:17 AM

[quote]Package deal: Great body, great bulge, great ass.

and bad photoshop.

by Anonymousreply 60May 8, 2018 2:28 AM

R57 that's not all you picked up.

by Anonymousreply 61May 8, 2018 2:36 AM

Board shorts were exclusively for surfers until every tom, dick, and harry started weaeing them to be cool. They are not all thay confortable. They arose in surfing as a necessity. The stiff fabric protects your skin from the board wax. If you wear a speedo while surfing the wax will rip out every hair on you and the friction between you and the board in salt water will give you the worst rash of your life. hence why the longsleave shirts are called rash guards.

by Anonymousreply 62May 8, 2018 2:53 AM

I love teasing guys with my big cock in speedos.

by Anonymousreply 63May 8, 2018 2:54 AM

Hottie wearing red speedo. Yum.

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by Anonymousreply 64May 8, 2018 3:43 AM

Sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 65May 8, 2018 3:48 AM

Pretty in pink.

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by Anonymousreply 66May 8, 2018 3:49 AM

Because, r59, most sailors, at the time I was going, did not venture that far onto the beach. The farther you go, the more nude it becomes. The sailors always wore swimsuits and I did too so as not to stand out.

by Anonymousreply 67May 8, 2018 4:29 AM

Heavenly.

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by Anonymousreply 68May 8, 2018 4:49 AM

I love his Bathing Beauty pose.

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by Anonymousreply 69May 8, 2018 4:55 AM

R67 Looks good in his trusty black speedo.

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by Anonymousreply 70May 8, 2018 4:58 AM
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