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Max Emerson’s Face Has Hit A Wall And Is Doing Condom Fittings In Tokyo

Sad.

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by Anonymousreply 48May 6, 2018 12:45 PM

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by Anonymousreply 1May 5, 2018 1:45 PM

The face has finally fallen.

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by Anonymousreply 2May 5, 2018 1:45 PM

I still love his face, but the dyed gray hair? WTF?

by Anonymousreply 3May 5, 2018 1:49 PM

Am I supposed to know who she is?

by Anonymousreply 4May 5, 2018 1:51 PM

He has dead eyes.

by Anonymousreply 5May 5, 2018 2:03 PM

Exactly what is it, again, that's supposed to be wrong with this guy's face?

by Anonymousreply 6May 5, 2018 2:11 PM

Whomever he is, still VGL... seems everyone says "dead eyes" when the person in question has dark brown eyes.... Agree with R3 though that the faux grey is quite dreadful.

by Anonymousreply 7May 5, 2018 2:11 PM

Never heard of him but even the ugliest white guys can get all the cock/pussy they want from the locals in Japan as they idolize whites. It always shocks me as those same men would have to be celibate or pay for it back home yet in Japan they not only get all the cock/pussy they want but the local they hook up with treats him like a king. Anyway that's probably why he's working there. So long as you're white, you're "exotic" and in demand. Bonus points if you have hair that's not black.

There are a lot of white models in Japan who are average at best and would have trouble booking a job elsewhere but are somehow booking jobs left and right in Japan.

by Anonymousreply 8May 5, 2018 2:14 PM

See the rush at US airports as D L makes a beeline for Japan bound flights!

by Anonymousreply 9May 5, 2018 2:25 PM

Boring ho 😪😪😪

by Anonymousreply 10May 5, 2018 2:25 PM

WTH is a condom fitting?

by Anonymousreply 11May 5, 2018 2:27 PM

Sound sexy doesn't it R11?

by Anonymousreply 12May 5, 2018 2:30 PM

Never heard of him before.

by Anonymousreply 13May 5, 2018 2:35 PM

condom fittings – wrong condom size they cut off circulation and impede erections, or worse, break, slip off

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by Anonymousreply 14May 5, 2018 2:40 PM

I find it very hard to relate to this person

by Anonymousreply 15May 5, 2018 2:44 PM

Eek, with that hair he looks like Milo!

by Anonymousreply 16May 5, 2018 2:45 PM

Bitch needs Botox, stat!

by Anonymousreply 17May 5, 2018 3:17 PM

Condom fittings are a big deal in Asia, as condom manufacturers originally shipped Western-sized condoms to Asia for sale, and found that Asians wouldn't use them because the condoms were too big and would slide off. Now most Asian brand condoms run about 20-30% smaller.

by Anonymousreply 18May 5, 2018 3:41 PM

Does this imply Max is 20-30% smaller, r18?

by Anonymousreply 19May 5, 2018 3:43 PM

I wonder what he will do in 5 years? That’s the problem with being an Instagram model. It’s like being an escort - eventually times up and no more money. He may be one of the first Instagram models so perhaps he will be a lesson for the flood of new ones that it’s not a “career” and it can’t really launch a sustainable career. Dan Osborne is another one - has worked it for years shilling training/nutrition BS but is aging out. What will these guys do to make money in 10 years?

by Anonymousreply 20May 5, 2018 3:46 PM

Poz face. When did she get GRID?

by Anonymousreply 21May 5, 2018 3:47 PM

So in Asia I'd have to buy my condoms and the Big and Tall store?

by Anonymousreply 22May 5, 2018 4:05 PM

Max is a sexy guy and I bet an enthusiastic bottom.

by Anonymousreply 23May 5, 2018 4:39 PM

He has a lot of YouTube content that is probably generating him residual income so if he's saving wisely he can probably retire when his looks go.

by Anonymousreply 24May 5, 2018 5:28 PM

Honey his looks done WENT already!

by Anonymousreply 25May 5, 2018 6:03 PM

Agree about his face, but his bod actually looks a little better now, more defined and manly with the hair. Maybe he'll transform into a hot daddy.

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by Anonymousreply 26May 5, 2018 6:07 PM

The fake dyed white hair look is so three years ago.

by Anonymousreply 27May 5, 2018 6:10 PM

Max looks very Milo in some pics.

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by Anonymousreply 28May 5, 2018 6:53 PM

R23 He is not sexy, stop

by Anonymousreply 29May 5, 2018 6:57 PM

He still looks great.

by Anonymousreply 30May 5, 2018 7:03 PM

"Agree about his face, but his bod actually looks a little better now, more defined and manly with the hair. Maybe he'll transform into a hot daddy."

I think he relies on the Manly app. Check out his other pictures

by Anonymousreply 31May 5, 2018 7:06 PM

He's gorgeous. If you don't think so, go somewhere else and whine.

by Anonymousreply 32May 5, 2018 7:37 PM

Give it 5-7 years. He’ll become a nurse when he can’t make money off his looks. Though he might be able to extend it another 10 years if he becomes and escort.

by Anonymousreply 33May 5, 2018 8:53 PM

His body looks like an old man’s. It’s too thin and he has no ass.

by Anonymousreply 34May 5, 2018 9:14 PM

Skin and bones and forgettable face. Tokyo can have him.

by Anonymousreply 35May 5, 2018 9:24 PM

Why isn't he showing how to put on a condom by also showing his erect penis?

What good are these showoff whores without showing their erect penises?

by Anonymousreply 36May 5, 2018 9:31 PM

[quote] He’ll become a nurse when he can’t make money off his looks. Though he might be able to extend it another 10 years if he becomes and escort.

How can he extend it by being an escort? Doesn’t an escort depend on his looks to make money?

by Anonymousreply 37May 5, 2018 11:20 PM

No one has explained. Who the fuck is he???

by Anonymousreply 38May 5, 2018 11:42 PM

R38 He is a Instaho

by Anonymousreply 39May 5, 2018 11:45 PM

He’s Ralph Waldo’s great-great nephew.

by Anonymousreply 40May 5, 2018 11:45 PM

He's Faye Emerson's cousin.

by Anonymousreply 41May 5, 2018 11:51 PM

his face is doing condom fittings in tokyo?

by Anonymousreply 42May 5, 2018 11:54 PM

He's one-third of Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

by Anonymousreply 43May 6, 2018 5:58 AM

Who would endorse small size condoms? How small is he?

by Anonymousreply 44May 6, 2018 11:52 AM

The hair is af course a disaster toys trap that all instaclone bottoms fall into. There’s no way around it.

The body also does not look good. Too tanned, and too dehydrated. I definitely wouldn’t kick him out of bed for free. But there’s no way I would shell out cash for a service provider who looked like that. He looks like he might even be over 30 for goodness sake. Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 45May 6, 2018 12:03 PM

“...a disastrous trap...”

by Anonymousreply 46May 6, 2018 12:04 PM

I bet he has a tight clean hole.

by Anonymousreply 47May 6, 2018 12:41 PM

Max is the first Instaho I noticed. Openly gay, which I love. His last name is Emerson, but I think he looks Jewish. He reminds me a lot of my first boyfriend, anyway, who is Jewish. I'm not an anti-Semite, btw. This is a good thing. I love Max. Or at least, I enjoy looking at him being as naked as he gets.

by Anonymousreply 48May 6, 2018 12:45 PM
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