DJ Khaled says he doesn't perform oral sex, but expects it from his wife because he's the king: "Different rules for men"

Can you imagine how bad it smells down there?

Choad

Gross, who would go down on him. Would they be able to find it amid all those rolls of fat?

He just doesn't like the fish smell. Isn't that how we all on DL feel?

People shouldn't be required to do things they don't want to, but this his...not a good reason.

Most straight men like performing sex on women. He doesn't like women. Maybe he's closeted.

R5 His wife doesn't like the rancid unwashed rancid mushroom smell and taste of his balls and cock either. Just like many here who like a clean three piece set to suck and blow on.

Does he have the stank sleeve?

fat fugly turd face.

Oh wow. A devout Muslim who treats his wife like a second class citizen.

R9 No but you are a skank sleaze and even worse a yank skeeve.

R7 Straight black guys hate eating pussy and they are not even remotely gay.

R11 just cracked me up.

Maybe his wife is getting her pussy eaten by some skilled hot person and maybe she doesn’t want his gross face anywhere her goodies.

And maybe he’s just saying his wife gives it to him but she really doesn’t, and she’s happy to let anyone else do that job for her.

Known fug creep. Is a joke in the business....Mr Fat Jolly Ass Cheeks.

DL, there’s hope! If this fat ugly fucker can find a partner, so can we!

If he didn't have cash, nobody would go near his fat jelly donut body.

As a straight chick I can understand his wife being ok with him not eating pussy.

I'd imagine that having to suck the peeny of the fat self serving sack of shit lost any possible appeal some time ago.

I wish I’d taken his advice.

Why is this on DL?

Does the wife have to rim that fat black ass too?

R22 He's a Palestinian Muslim deary. He's not black.

He’d have to be one of the ugliest men to have ever strolled the earth.

Why does he get so much attention and coverage ? He is clearly a complete wanker. If it talks like a wanker, dresses like a wanker...it’s a wanker.

R24 His family suffered under an unjust occupation and you criticize his looks. The Israelis bombing his family are just as ugly!

Everything about him is absurd and repulsive.

I'd tap that. . .

Well, he doesn't have a problem eating almost anything else, apparently.

He is lucky he has money.

Guys who don't want to eat pussy are gay. Straight guys love eating pussy almost as much as lesbians do.

R29 A pork eating Muslim? OMG he is going to hell pork is the devil's meat.

R31 No. Black guys have a big time cultural aversion to eating pussy.Khaled's wife is half black and knows about that cultural norm first hand. That is why she doesn't mind.

Some black people make a habit of jumping to incorrect conclusions about about other POC. Go back to LipStick Alley, wingnut.

The wife doesn't mind because of the $$$$$.

R34 You need to learn about black folk as you live in an ivory tower! I bet you have so-called black friends right? No straight black guy friends though.

GIRL DIVORCE HIS PORKY PIG ASS AND GET EV THING HE OWNS.

[quote]Some black people make a habit of jumping to incorrect conclusions about about other POC. Go back to LipStick Alley, wingnut.

But this is not just a Black-only rule. In the non-modern and/or non-Western world, eating out a woman is or was seen as an act of submission by the male to the female. That is why the Romans, for example, hated the thought of a high status, adult man performing oral sex, whether the partner was a male or a female - because giving oral pleasure was a passive act, indicative of femininity. Fucking a man, a woman, or a boy in the vag or ass, though, was fine - it is an active practice, therefore masculine.

In addition, oral sex is (or at least was until recently) seen in some parts of the Middle East as a Western perversion. Jerry Zarit wrote an essay describing pre-Revolutionary Iran as a sexual paradise for gay men, with Iranian men approaching other men for sex both frequently and openly. But sex between men tended to be anal-only because oral was seen as a deviant, Western innovation. Khaled is Palestinian - perhaps he was raised with the same prejudices as the more-or-less neighbouring Iranians.

girl set him on fire when he asleep h he a waste of guts

Lol r40, preach.

R39 some straight, white guys think the same way. It’s not a strictly black/religious/middle eastern thing. Not all straight guys, but certainly some. The giving of pleasure while (temporarily) not gaining anything in return and positioning themselves below her for some guys is a bridge too far. It’s certainly not something a straight man would do to a woman he didn’t respect.

This guy however is lucky anyone fucks him at all and should be on his knees in front of her constantly out of sheer gratitude.

Who ever said upthread that black men don’t like eating vadge, is correct.

I’m a very straight forward person when I’m out on a date. I might bring humor into the situation in order to not make a guy feel like I’m interviewing, or taking notes, but I ask questions.

Every black guy I’ve gone out with, have said one of these two things:

1) I don’t eat pussy.

2) The only time I’ll ever go down on a woman, is if I marry her.

This is the main reason why I no longer date black men. Actually, the only reason.

I’m a very generous person, inside and outside of the bedroom. Why would I want to be with a man who has an aversion to cunniligus? I find this to be subversive misogyny. Another way of punishing women, for being women.

The whole thing is tiresome.

I’m still open to dating black men, if I could find one who went downtown. We shall see what the cards hold there.

I was in a relationship with a Middle Eastern guy once, and he had no idea how to perform oral sex. I guess that’s the only thing that’s worse than being with someone who won’t do it at all.

DJ Khalid is startlingly ugly, nor is he particularly talented as a performer, so he should be thanking his lucky stars anyone gave him the time of day in the first place.

I never got what this guy's attraction was at all.

I just googled his wife. She looks just like him, but taller, thinner, and with longer hair. She looks Middle Eastern, not half black.

Hello, straight women from Lip Stick Alley: this a gay message board. Please, leave. None of the site's intended users want to discuss straight sex or hip hop producers or fat men, in general. We're, also, not into the conspiracy theories you bought hook, line and sinker from Russian trolls or your passions for psychics, the bible and celebrity children who do not wear gender affirming, modest clothing. Please, fuck off.

What a fat fuck he is. His wife needs danger money the poor thing.

The only box he eats is the one with the dots.

R47, what’s “danger money”? Is that like an insurance policy?

Lo these many years ago, when I was just a pup in the Army, I got to know a lot of young black men. Without fail, they would tell me things like, "If I was supposed to eat that, there'd be a knife and a fork down there!"

I used to tell them, "Hey -- you need to do it, because if you won't do it, I will!!"

Got 'em every time.

girl flee from him asap

he looks violent and ....... tragic.

It’s a comfort knowing he’ll have a massive coronary sooner rather than later, a fat sand pig with shit music.

It's already surprising this fat useless shit has a wife, even more that she agrees to suck Jabba the HUtt.

He’s an imbecile too, and thinks he’s a tough guy, he’s just a fat bitch who kisses ass...but ironically won’t eat pussy!

Khaled is Muslim, and that’s where this shit comes from. He’s not black. He just plays black for the coin. But nobody will call him out on the root of these comments tho because intersectionality.

[quote]Khaled is Palestinian - perhaps he was raised with the same prejudices as the more-or-less neighbouring Iranians.

Um, no. Iran is no more Palestine’s neighbours than Argentina is Canada’s neighbour.

And Iranians, as those big, hairy, horsy people never fail to tell everyone, are not ethnic Arabs. They hate Arabs.

DJ Khaled does not perform oral sex because he’s a dud in the sack and a lazy fat piggy. Meanwhile his hot black wife is fucking her security guard.

Iranians >>>>>>>>>> Arabs

[quote]Khaled is Muslim, and that’s where this shit comes from. He’s not black. He just plays black for the coin. But nobody will call him out on the root of these comments tho because intersectionality.

The Black community actually love white and other people respectfully performing soul, rhythm and blues and hip-hop.

Depends on the people in the Black community. There's a lot of black people who are resentful of Eminem.

R56, the wife isn’t hot, trust me.

And I don’t believe him, fyi.

True, BUT they remain his primary fan base purrely because his skills are respected.

He looks colored to me.

Truly an epically bitchy R1. Congrats.

[quote]A pork eating Muslim? OMG he is going to hell pork is the devil's meat.

Can't stand this douche, but he doesn't appear to be eating pork. That looks like an egg omelet and fried potatoes.

I’m not black and no one will eat my box. I don’t understand.

R42 You sound naive and probably don't know too many straight black people. Black guys don't like to eat pussy. Black women give head and it is rare for them to get head. It is a big cultural thing. You wouldn't really know this by reading something on the internet BUT by the old school method of talking to people.

R64 There is pork somewhere in there. He looks like he likes haram things.

Because you're bad at it.

One more time in case anyone missed it. The opposite is certainly true, if he can put pork in his mouth, he can eat some pussy...

A Muslim who doesn't respect women! Film at 11!

Though to be fair, I hear from a lot of gay "alpha tops" that they love to be serviced and would never return the favor because they "only love ass and don't really care about dick."

And many of you queens wet your panties over that brand of fake macho, poseur douchebaggery. So...

How does his wife find his little nubbin of a pecker down in all that blubber? The smell must be nauseating.

What about all the black men married or dating white women? No head for them too?

Ewww

They say he’s a secret junkie...allegedly

Give the girl credit for finding a dick on the fat blob though she probably used GPS.

Why the fuck does Carol Burnett have this fat fuck on her new Netflix show aimed at kids?

Honestly, does anyone care what straight black guys do or don't do in bed? I can't think of a more boring, uninteresting demographic.

It's a known fact that fat men have high amounts of estrogen and small dicks.

Another dream shattered then...

Jewish men love eatin them some pussy. Just sayin.

he trys pay hores to eat his fat hairy ass but

they just wont.

I am shocked, just SHOCKED that he's a fucking pig.

Billy Eichner weighs in. Also, Miss Stacy Layne Matthews.

Just watch him in his videos, he’s a fat clown, can’t dance, doesn’t perform, just yells and rolls his arms around, a pig in shiny sweats, pathetic.

I had this problem once with a sax player I dated. Didn't end well.

Thanks, R20. ROFL

Why is he even a thing?

Was he a DJ? and then a producer? At least that would explain the money.

One minute he was a non-entity next I saw him doing T-Mobile ads in 20...was it 15?

Why is he even a thing?

What a gross tub of lard.

He black?

He looks like he smells.

I'd do him. The first man I had sexual feelings for was my 5th/6th grade science teacher. He was older, fat, and bald. But he wore this certain cologne that attracted me to him and I can still recall the scent, as I type. He had one of those bellies that hangs over his belt, and his pants were a little tight so when he sat down and spread his legs, I could see vpl and from what I could tell were big balls.

If I ran into him today, I'd do anything with him honestly, even though he'd be about 60ish. Dj khaled, while not as old, or bald, or white has that same, overweight shape, that gets me going. I'm strange I know, but many men who believed they didn't have a chance, have been the beneficiary of me having a "type".

I think Muslims believe women’s ladyparts are unclean.

Could be, R91.

I used to know someone who was in touch with Saudi women and, as far back as the mid 1980s those gals were getting all their pubes waxed off.

ouch!

"Khaled was born on November 26, 1975, in New Orleans, Louisiana, to Palestinian parents who had immigrated to the United States. He has described himself as a devout Muslim.[4] His brother Alec Ledd (Alla Khaled) is an actor.[5]" From Wikipedia.

I feel like a devout Muslim would find it inappropriate to discuss his private sexual life in public.

Can we please stop with this, my anecdotal experience of any group of people is universal, bullshit. There are over 20 million black men in the United States. Your anecdotal experience is just that, anecdotal.

And why has this thread about man Who Is Not Black turned into a list of stupid generalizations about black people? You people are ridiculous. And the fool rambling on about LSA posters is the worse. He believes that the internet is a segregated institution made up of 2 websites, whites only Datalounge and colored LSA. Please find KKK site to play on.

Eww r90.

R94, you are tedious.

His brother looks like a toe.

blech

Eat a bullet, r96.

R97, he is chinless in an Eric Clapton sort of way.

R99 = triggered

How does this person keep getting tv gigs? He’s embarassingly bad at presenting and has the looks for radio

R43 presents a Catch 22.

So, a Black woman needs to marry a guy in order to get him to go down on her.

But if he is no good at it, it's too late.

He has a very clean hole. I bet his wife sticks something up there. Maybe even a strap on........

Slimey fat toad: makes my eyeballs die.

He was a foolish dud on the Billboard Awards show, screaming during J-Lo’s awful song he “produced”, the audience gave him no energy. He’s sweaty, ugly and fat.

Untalented ugly fatty. Are his 15 minutes almost up?