Is there a bigger waste than a straight guy with a nice ass?

Most truly straight guys I find don’t have nice asses and don’t post them on IG if they do. However there are women who rim apparently butt....who knows how well

Why would you assume that? What if he and his girlfriend are into rimming, pegging, fisting...

I know straight guys who say they do "butt stuff" with girls. My friend group actually had a big argument over it once. About half were into "butt stuff". No one wanted to elaborate. Real shame

In college, girls rimmed me 2 years before boys did. Ivy league. Kinky sluts.

All of straight guy friends that I've talked to about this have had a finger up their butt.

Getting rimmed or fucked with a dildo is still fairly rare though.

I have a lady friend, she used to have this serious boyfriend, they dated for a couple years, and she claimed he "went wild" when she fingered his butthole. He liked to eat her pussy, too, so his heterosexuality was never a question in her mind.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Chicks can't even give a good blowjob. How are they gonna give a satisfying rimjob to a man?

Agreed with R8. Can’t see women doing a great job with butt play. However maybe it feels like heaven if you don’t have anything better to compare.

Slut here. Here's what I know about straight guys and their asses.

If they're really truly 100% straight, then no man - and probably no one - is gonna go there. It's self-evident.

If they are a male with a nice ass, it has probably been remarked upon by others, male and female. It is likely a source of pride for them, and might be a way for you to make your entry, so to speak.

As we know from butthole selfies and dick pics, where sex is concerned, guys usually want to get to the point. The best way to get things started is to make a sincere, even enthusiastic compliment. Be unapologetic about it, which overcomes any resistance the guy might have to having his butt talked about. If he seems amenable, go further. If he clenches, back off.

This sort of confident, butt-oriented behavior is top behavior. Bottoms should tread lightly.

If you get to actually play with a str8 guy's ass, expect it to be dirty. Do not show disgust or alarm. Have a sense of humor and assure him that shit is the nature of asses. Cleaning his ass should be part of the fun. Maybe even shaving it. Use a new razor blade and don't reuse it on anyone.

A lot of guys are interested in rimming, that is, getting rimmed, these days. He might be interested in trying it out. I've never known a guy to not be at least interested in trying it, if inexperienced. Not everybody likes it though.

Gay men have straight men in the mind 24/7.

*on.

[QUOTE]If you get to actually play with a str8 guy's ass, expect it to be dirty.

Glad I don’t play with straight guys’ asses.

I have occasionally had straight ass and dick, top and bottom. One never makes it complicated. It helps to have BEER around and be outside. You dive into the crack and discover stank, you can wash a lot with a couple mouth full of beer. This also applies to uncut cock. Best to be drunk and under 40, too. even better, under 25.

Let's break it down r11.

1) Men think about sex 24/7.

2) Gay men are attracted to men.

3) Most men are straight.

4) Therefore, Gay men spend a lot of time thinking about straight men.

[QUOTE]It helps to have BEER around and be outside. You dive into the crack and discover stank, you can wash a lot with a couple mouth full of beer.

🤔

I knew a straight guy that said he came once from a prostate exam.

Straight men, straight men, straight men. That’s all gay men think about. Obsessed.

Who is the guy at R18?

I know, right R19? It's always Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

So women are giving guys' rimjobs now?

R10 = Dear Assy

R24, It looks like someone left some money on the nightstand.

^ Well, at least that was helpful.

Some Straight Men Love to be Fucked

if a straight man likes to be fucked.....he is NOT straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! finger sure..tongue sure but once you start getting good sized dildos or ones that really try to look like the real thing then that man is probably on his way to perhaps MTF's ( that keep their cock) or real men...

Where is this idea that girls don't rim, coming from? I knew girls in High School that tossed guy's salads, this was in the late 1990's early 2000's, in the South. They weren't even known as slutty ones.

I have some raunchy female coworkers who have bragged about tossing their boyfriend's salad... so maybe it is becoming more mainstream.