Celebrity couples who are actually as happy together as they want us to believe

James Franco and his right hand.

Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly

Reese Witherspoon and her husband

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard

Lily Tomlin and Jane Wagner

Eddie Redmayne and his wife Hannah

Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts

Michael Jackson and Bubbles

Katie Homes and Jamie...I am drawing a blank .

Hugh Jackman and his beard

Harvey and Penelope Cruz

Tom and Dustbin are happy. I would guess they have a lot of delusions right now and also there is trouble down the highway. For the moment, bliss.

Who, R14?

Tom Holland and his “assistant.”

R14 I agree that this will not end well.

I’ll go Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy, even though I don’t much like either of them.

Aw [R17] you beat me to it! Felicity Huffman and spouse were first (actually only) names that came immediately to mind

Matt Damon and his rabbit-faced wife.

Dick and Paula Benjamin

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr. are the only couple I can think of - and they are pretty much out of the spotlight these days.

William H. Macy/Felicity Huffman

Barrack and Michelle

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell

Justin Bieber and his pastor

Maybe an easier list would have been “celebrity couples who are secretly miserable.”

Pierce Brosnan and his wife

I saw them walking on the beach in Malibu last year. They were holding hands.

Kurt and Goldie

Bette Midler and Martin Van Heselberg. They've been married for 34 years.

I get the impression Leslie Bibb & Sam Rockwell are truly happy together. Much to my jealous-lesbianic chagrin.

Really, R30? I’ve always thought the opposite. She seems 100% fake.

Jim Parsons and Todd.

Matt Bomer and Simon Halls

Stephanie J Block and Sebastian Arcelus

Mr. and Mrs Stephen Fry

r33, yes, the very definition of fat and happy.

I always assume that the more a couple posts on social media and gives interviews about “look how in luuuuvvvv we are!!”, the closer they are to a divorce.

John Legend and Christine whatsherface

Jill Eikenberry and Michael Tucker. Married since 1973 and they're still retarded for each other. One of my favorite celebrity couples.

[quote]John Legend and Christine whatsherface

Ew, no. I agree with the poster on another thread who called her a chipmunk-cheeked thirst trap. They won’t last.

Gabirelle Union and Dwayne Wade

Will and Jada

Kurt and Goldie

Suzanne Somers and Alan Hamel

Tom and Rita

Jeff Leatham and Colton Haynes

“Look at us, the picture of marital bliss!”

Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly

Pierce Brosnan and his wife I saw them walking on the beach in Malibu last year. They were holding hands.

Are you sure he wasn't holding the fluke of a beached whale?

Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn.

Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys

I hate them but have to say, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen = beard/merkin couple

Katharine Ross and Sam Elliott

Disagree r38. Observing them, I believe they are in love and will remain so.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel!!!

[quote]I hate them but have to say, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen

Weren’t there rumors that she was getting fed up with his pissy attitude?

I can't think of any current tbh but back in the day I really did buy Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft as a kind of odd pairing on the surface but truly endearing love story. I hope it was true.

The Eikenberry/Tucker marriage certainly has lasted. They are very open about their swinging apparently. Meryl and her husband have been married for decades and he is rumored to turn a blind eye to her on set flings.

Ed Harris and Amy Madigan.

Dolly and Judy.

Oprah and Gayle.

[quote]Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn.

I forgot they were even a thing. Probably because when I look at Jerry O’Connell, I can’t see anything but the fat kid from Stand By Me.

What does Amal have on in R41s picture? It looks like a smart hostess outfit from Lucy Riccardo's closet.

Jennifer and Jonathan Hart

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally

Jodi Foster and Alex Hedison.

Steve and Nancy Carrell

Charlie Day and his wife

[quote]Oprah and Gayle.

Truth.

Matt Bomer & Simon Halls

Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson. Michael J. Fox & Tracy Pollan

This rich, gorgeous, equally famous, HAPPY pair!

[quote]Michael J. Fox & Tracy Pollan

There have been gay/bi rumors about him forever, just search DL. Which, you know, doesn’t mean he & his wife are unhappy, just that their version of happy might look...a little different than people think.

R65 rumors that were literally born and died on the DL, I might add.

I would think their life isn't so happy simply because of his illness, but that's another story.

R36 John Legend is a closet case

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski’s huge dong.

The Baron and Baroness Haden-Guest

Dear youngsters, there's something you don't understand about being a couple if both parties are older, like 60+. Older couples are together for companionship first. Happiness is not defined by sex. If an old couple splits up (famous or unfamous) it's usually because they've been leading separate lives and are just making it official.

Abigail & Brittany Hensel

Don't you think Blake Lively should play them? Not in like an Oscar-bait biopic, but an old-fashioned three-camera sitcom.

Rob McElhenny and Kaitlyn Olson.

[quote]Reese Witherspoon and her husband

Reese with her spoon and her husband