Matthew Broderick has finally lost weight

He's incredibly dull.

he likes dick

He's almost (almost...) handsome in that pic.

I'm seeing an (expensive and longish) separation and divorce from SJP in the near future. Time for Matthew to finally accept his true sexuality.

Gurls also a hot mess! He’s looking so old. Is he even 50 yet?

Looks like his dad.

Still clutching a drink. He'd have to be a drunk, though, living with HER.

Good tailoring hides a multitude of sins.

Unfortunately, my good tailoring is supplied by Old Navy and Target.

[quote] Is he even 50 yet?

Believe it or not, he's 56.

He looks like shit in that photo. He needs to get rid of his hideous toupees. Especially the one he used in the Christmas Story musical.

He used to be so pretty!

He looks a little thinner but needs to color his hair and look younger and neater.

A real cutie back in the day.

Is he still getting happy ending massages from masseurs?

He once had such gorgeous legs (as the gif at r10 shows). But remember when he did Ferris Bueller, he was already in mid-20s and playing much younger.

Jennifer Grey got to fuck Matthew when he was still adorable and hot. Then she goes on to marry sexy Clark Gregg. She is one lucky bitch.

yes he likes happy endings I oughtta know

He needs to make the switch and drop that bitch.

I want to see 1985 Matthew Broderick and Rutger Hauer in a Men.com scene.

his mother , when alive ruled his life. must have wanted him to marry SJP. then the kids came. hes a nice person. whats he gonna do?

He's seems like a very decent guy. I wonder how that car accident in Ireland and the lives it affected impacted his life? I can't imagine living with something like that. Remember, he married SJP when she was a real actress and before she got carried away with SATC and wealth. I think they would have been happier if SATC had never happened.

[quote]Jennifer Grey got to fuck Matthew when he was still adorable and hot. Then she goes on to marry sexy Clark Gregg. She is one lucky bitch.

In between those two, she was with George Stepanopolus.

[quote]A real cutie back in the day.

The Irish don't age well.

He still looks like shit.

Let me guess...he's going to play his next role as a listless, boring guy with no emotions...

He was very sexy in 1988's "Torch Song Trilogy".

And I just realized 2018 is the movie's 30th anniversary.

He was terribly miscast in the Torch Song movie. He played the kid in the original play and moved up to the hot model boyfriend (!) in the movie. At one point he has to kiss Brian Kerwin and he looks so uncomfortable (!!) that it's painful to watch. I think he did it as a favor to Harvey since the movie needed a name and, at the time, Matty was a 'name.'

..........

Yes, but is he getting some dick on the side?