Alanis Morissette is virtually unrecognizable with a pixie cut

I'm glad someone cares about this.

She's still pretty recognizable; it's just that those glasses on the granny chain make her look like the Vice-Principal's secretary from your old high school.

She looks surprised.

She looks like she might work at the mall if this were the '80's. Or an optician's office.

She looks like a cross between Jane Hathaway and Jaye P Morgan.

She looks like a middle-aged frau.

As a fellow woman with a long face and long teeth... A pixie cut is never a good idea.

Never.

LOL. I thought it was Nancy Kulp.

R3 I was writing the same thing. She looks like she work's in the principal's office in a John Hughes film. I guess it's supposed to be ironic? Hipster fashion strikes again.

That long hair gets hot in summer. Her head will feel lighter and cooler.

I thought : mad scientist.

She’s no Liza.

Cousin Geri’s cousin.

I see a little bit of Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner in there too.

Is she transitioning?

Put a crucifix around her neck and she's one of those nun teachers who try to hard to be cool with the students.

She looks fine. Sticking with a young haircut would be worse.

What's wrong with cool nuns?

Fuck! Her teeth are longer than Gary Busey's.

her music has not aged well and neither has she. she's so not that talented and irrelevant now!

Does she live in Portland?

Gurls a hot mess. Bless her little heart.

She's recognizable, this just ages her quite a bit. Few can successfully pull of this type of haircut.

[quote] What's wrong with cool nuns?

Most of the ones who think they are, aren't.

Her face is quite unique so its obvious to see its her upon first viewing.

She's such a Commoner.

She looks like a girls' gym teacher.

My darling sister looks soooo pretty.

Watch it r26!

Mackenzie Phillips could play her in the biopic.

She looks the same. Outrageous.

That reminds me, I gotta return my library books!

Gurl, no.

I love it.

[quote]Her teeth are longer than Gary Busey's.

Those are clearly veneers.

Jeez it's like a costume. She really does look like my old grade school school librarian.

She's transitioning to frau.

[quote]Her face is quite unique

I'm not so sure about that

Gorgeous. This is what she deserves for writing all those inane "list" songs. She couldn't blend a lyrical metaphor to save her ass.

She's channelling some serious Carol Burnett realness.

Her musical Jagged Little Pill opens soon.

I love how much she deserves this look. I hate her.

Maybe she's secretly filming If You Could See Me Now: The Terri Gibbs Story.

Caneface

She had that haircut as a kid, on that green slime show (YCDTOT).

Terri Gibbs - "Somebody's Knockin" - I remember hearing that song on the radio around the same time I heard "Bette Davis Eyes" - speaking of which, Kim Cranes or Carnes - how does she look these days?

She just looks like one more chick who isn't fit to spit-shine my clit. My name is Moxie Twat. Come and get it.

Hideous!

She looks like techie nerd with Aspergers.

Wow! She’s brave.

very ugly.

She’s clearly had Botox. Her face is too long to carry off that look. I dislike.

i hate that bitch ass.

"Would she go down on you in a...library cubicle?"

She's on her way to my look!

A shame. I used to love the way she swung her long hair around and did dinosaur hands during her concerts. This is truly the end of an era.

She actually had a short bowl cut back in the 80s during her stint on "You Cant Do That on Television."

Maybe she is returning to those halcyon days.

what are dinosaur hands?

Her hair was her signature look.

hated her caterwauling and that song "You Oughtta Know" and did you know that her producer Glen Ballard worked with Wilson Phillips before her?

r59 = Taylor Swift

i think she's totally unrecognizable by any one under 30.

her skin looks great! She looks youthful

hate the hair

I used to be friends with this guy named Joe DiGiacomo who thought that Alanis was beautiful. But then he was a stupid guinea. With a pinhead and bad breath 😷. He claimed that she was even prettier than Britney Spears. He was also obsessed with Donna Summer too. I told him she looked like a tranny and he stopped speaking to me for several weeks. Alanis looks like a horse

I knew about Glen Ballard R59.

Short hair ages women.

[quote] Short hair ages women.

It certainly does.

My favorite Alanis song, "Hands Clean," is on the April 2002 GAP In-Store Playlist.

Polly Holliday realness

Meghan Markle sometimes gives me a little bit of an Alanis vibe. Or Punky Brewster.

I cannot picture Alanis singing any of her songs with that short hairstyle.

Oh Gawd the Gap playlist queen has arrived.

Off your meds again, dear?

I think she’s being ironic.

R46 - love the gif!

i only like 2 of her songs. thank u and hands clean.