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Below Deck Mediterranean Season 3 - Italy!

Premieres Tuesday May 15.

Captain Sandy, Hanner, and Adam are all back, with a side of Colin and Joao.

Yes, please!

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by Anonymousreply 600September 13, 2018 7:48 PM

I really hope the gay shark makes an appearance!

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by Anonymousreply 1April 20, 2018 10:15 PM

What, no Bobby Giancola???

That's a travesty. I miss his sleeve tattoo, already.

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by Anonymousreply 2April 20, 2018 10:20 PM

Will there be gays?

by Anonymousreply 3April 20, 2018 10:43 PM

Captain Sandy is an out lesbian, R3.

Other than that, the only other two gay people I know of were Dave from Below Deck Caribbean season one, and then Kyle from BD Caribbean, but I forgot what season(s) he was on the show.

I'm gonna miss Wizz. I really liked him last season.

by Anonymousreply 4April 20, 2018 10:46 PM

I'm already in love with the cute blond guy!

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by Anonymousreply 5May 7, 2018 2:16 PM

Premieres tonight on BRAVO.

by Anonymousreply 6May 15, 2018 6:51 PM

I don’t understand why the people who charter these cruises agree to be filmed.

by Anonymousreply 7May 15, 2018 7:45 PM

They're fame whores just like all the others, R7.

by Anonymousreply 8May 15, 2018 9:47 PM

Being on that show doesn’t bring fame. It’s just an invasion of privacy when you are most likely to behave badly.

by Anonymousreply 9May 15, 2018 9:50 PM

I was a fan of this show from the beginning but the gross behavior of last season turned me off. Enough with stupid nasty Hanner! And they brought the psycho stalker lying chef back?? The lesbian captain is a bore.

I’ll watch the premiere but if the new cast members aren’t fun and interesting I’m going to bail. Which sucks because there are so few shows that I like and I’d really like some TV time away from MSNBC.

by Anonymousreply 10May 15, 2018 10:00 PM

Being on that show gives you something to post about in social media which is the only thing these people care about

by Anonymousreply 11May 15, 2018 10:01 PM

I'm not a fan of Chef Adam, either. He really is a psycho.

I want to see Captain Sandy and Hanner have a bitch fight, ending up with Hanner being fed to the sharks, after walking the plank.

I'll miss Wizz. He was my favorite part about last season. Him and the cute, blond British guy whose name escapes me.

by Anonymousreply 12May 15, 2018 10:04 PM

Bring back Chef Ben!

by Anonymousreply 13May 15, 2018 11:52 PM

Uh, those charter guests were NOT happy.

by Anonymousreply 14May 16, 2018 2:15 AM

Watching it now, Colin the Fire Island ferry driver has to be gay, Andy probably picked him up on the ferry. The other guys are just OK. Hanner is still a bitch, and the guests are complete trash, as always...Jesus, that bitch and her nuts, someone needs to throw her overboard.

by Anonymousreply 15May 16, 2018 5:08 AM

Who the fuck are these guests??!!

by Anonymousreply 16May 16, 2018 5:20 AM

In early seasons, we barely saw the guests since the crew hijinks brought all the entertainment that was needed. Now the fake obnoxious guests are the co-stars. Bleh.

by Anonymousreply 17May 16, 2018 1:12 PM

Italy looks absolutely gorgeous. So does Joao, by the way.

The yacht they're on is huge!

by Anonymousreply 18May 16, 2018 4:09 PM

Are there any African Americans in yachting?

I'm referring to ones who don't work in the engine room or the dock.

I haven't seen one yet.

by Anonymousreply 19May 16, 2018 4:20 PM

I want my nuts! Where are my nuts?? I want my nuts!

Your nuts are coming, bitch. Calm down.

lol

by Anonymousreply 20May 16, 2018 4:30 PM

That rough looking red-headed lady is hilarious.

I loved when she said, "that female captain.... she's fuckin' tits!"

Hahaha. What does that even mean???

by Anonymousreply 21May 16, 2018 4:41 PM

That red headed woman is a horror show. Wow. The other women are typical high maintenance bitches. They are really tough to please and definitely playing to a stereotype.

I really hope Hanner gets laid this season. Someone please fuck Hanner! She is one horny bitch.

by Anonymousreply 22May 16, 2018 5:10 PM

Is Kelly from the original Below Deck still the only cast member to have his nude penis pics leaked? As I recall, he had nothing to be ashamed of!

by Anonymousreply 23May 16, 2018 5:28 PM

That bitch with red hair looks like the woman at the link below.

Who the HELL goes boat hopping in the Med? And honey-roasted nuts?? In the Med??

Loving the pageant princess who's already seasick! "The boats I'm used to never left the dock." OMG

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by Anonymousreply 24May 16, 2018 6:01 PM

Naples looked stunning, now I want to go back to Italy.

by Anonymousreply 25May 16, 2018 11:53 PM

[quote]Colin the Fire Island ferry driver has to be gay,

My straight stepbrother drove the Fire Island ferry back in the day. He's captain of some billionaire's yacht now. Said he hired Nico one year and liked him.

I can't wait to see Captain Sandy tell those bitches off next week.

by Anonymousreply 26May 17, 2018 2:18 AM

After bitching about the lack of nuts they complained about the pasta served in a bowl. Then when the pasta bowls were about to go back to the kitchen they were asked what they'd like instead. Two of them said "pasta."

by Anonymousreply 27May 17, 2018 4:59 AM

They said they didn't like the presentation of the pasta being in the bowls!! Then the red-headed lady said she wanted spaghetti! I missed the first of the episode. Who were these people? They were an odd assortment.

by Anonymousreply 28May 17, 2018 7:46 AM

Colin (the Fire Island captain) is hot!

And he's not gay. He starts up a romance with one of the yacht girls.

by Anonymousreply 29May 17, 2018 1:28 PM

Same low-class primary this week. And, oh, her bizarre red-headed friend. When ugly girls get to that age they are always difficult, drink heavily, and adopt an eccentric look to get attention.

The primary is a bitch for no particular reason. She thinks she's Dominique Deveraux critiquing the champagne but really comes across trashier than an Atlanta Housewife.

I'm enjoying this this far. Love Hannah and would have much preferred Chef Ben to Jake Gyllenhaal. Captain Sandy remains the best of captains.

by Anonymousreply 30May 23, 2018 1:27 AM

I find Chef Adam sexy.

Yes, he's a huge douchebag asshole, but he's very attractive.

by Anonymousreply 31May 23, 2018 1:29 AM

I say bring back stupid Danny from Season 1 of BDM.

I'm curious how Captain Sandy would handle him.

by Anonymousreply 32May 23, 2018 1:30 AM

J-Wow, or whatever his name is, should be required to work naked.

by Anonymousreply 33May 23, 2018 1:34 AM

R4, you're forgetting about Bruno! He doesn't like labels, lol, but is in a relationship with a man.

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by Anonymousreply 34May 23, 2018 1:49 AM

Danny would be fine now with a little more life and experience, especially with Sandy to slap him into shape.

by Anonymousreply 35May 23, 2018 1:54 AM

Those charter "guests" are nasty. And I highly doubt they're truly accustomed to high-end, "luxury" travel, as they claim.

by Anonymousreply 36May 23, 2018 2:00 AM

^ They have no manners = low class trash pretending to be what they are not.

by Anonymousreply 37May 23, 2018 2:02 AM

They are accustomed to "seven star luxury," whatever the fuck that is.

by Anonymousreply 38May 23, 2018 2:03 AM

Those bitches were acting like exiled Russian nobility, because they managed to rent a boat for two days.

by Anonymousreply 39May 23, 2018 2:46 AM

The Chef is a guest on Andy’s show and hes acting the fool. Drugs.

by Anonymousreply 40May 23, 2018 3:06 AM

The service is terrible just as those miserable guests stated.

by Anonymousreply 41May 23, 2018 3:22 AM

WTF is Adam wearing on WWHL?

by Anonymousreply 42May 23, 2018 3:42 AM

There's something about Chef Adam that says Long-Term Heroin Addict.

Will somebody please fuck Hannah. Good God the girl needs it bad.

I'd love to see Captain Sandy's home life. I bet she's got a 20 year old gorg girlfriend whom she showers with gifts.

by Anonymousreply 43May 23, 2018 11:50 AM

I'm sad that Joao turned out to be such a jerk. He's so cute.

As for the girl from Long Island, who did no work whatsoever for the entire charter, slept the whole time, got a free lunch from the charter guest, went back to sleep, and then woke up when it was time for the tip meeting?? FUCK HER.

That bitch did not deserve a tip at all. In fact, that female deckhand who had to sub for her, deserves a double tip.

And then she had the nerve to go out with the crew that night, to celebrate. I would have been royally PISSED!

But of course, she's the little princess, so she got away with it. She should have been FIRED.

by Anonymousreply 44May 23, 2018 6:56 PM

R44: Agree. At the very least, Princess should have offered to forfeit her portion of the tip.

by Anonymousreply 45May 23, 2018 7:07 PM

Captain Sandy stated last year on WWHL that she's single and available.

Yeah, Joao is an idiot in so many ways. Even his going to Cap to report whazername should go to the Dr. was wrong and Sandy was wrong to thank him.

Terrible crew organisation and management.

by Anonymousreply 46May 23, 2018 7:12 PM

Hanner told Andy that the charter guests only get more obnoxious and awful as the season progresses.

So this show is no longer about the drama among the crew (entertaining) and is niw about hiring actors to behave like boors (not entertaining).

by Anonymousreply 47May 23, 2018 7:27 PM

As classless as those horrid guests were why wasn't a welcome snack ready and available when they boarded the boat? Where were the drinks? Seriously, these charters are not cheap and you expect exceptional service. Kate would have gotten those nuts pronto. Hanner is terrible at her job.

by Anonymousreply 48May 23, 2018 8:16 PM

[quote] Hanner is terrible at her job

That's what Bugsy was trying to say all last season. Chef Adam said it too, although I guess now that they're in the second season, they've become "friends."

Bugsy said that Hanner was lazy, and always put the work on the stewardesses.

Judging from the previews, Hanner does something later that really pisses off Sandy, and makes her say "I want to fucking fire Hannah right now!!!"

So yeah, Hanner is a shit Chief Stew. But I guess she's good tv, so she gets to stay.

Sorry, Captain Sandy. You're over-ruled by BRAVO!

by Anonymousreply 49May 23, 2018 9:26 PM

[quote]So this show is no longer about the drama among the crew (entertaining) and is niw about hiring actors to behave like boors (not entertaining).

Being boorish pays the bills, darling.

by Anonymousreply 50May 23, 2018 11:33 PM

The fantastic reality TV star Kate Chastain was in the audience for Andy’s show. Hopefully she’ll be on the new season of the “real” Below Deck later this year.

by Anonymousreply 51May 23, 2018 11:59 PM

I feel like Joao is going to date rape someone. Leave that vomiting girl on the f-ing dock

by Anonymousreply 52May 24, 2018 12:36 AM

Showing JO wiping booze off the pukey girls legs was creepy as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 53May 24, 2018 7:57 PM

There's an interesting comment in the linked article below, saying that this charter was actually part of a trip for some company called "Nu Skin" that they had for their best distributors. It was either part of an auction related to the event that they women attended, or some type of promo/gift for them as distributors.

In the past, it's been said the production company pays to charter the yacht for the whole season, and then offers charters to "real" guests at a 50% discount in exchange for being filmed.

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by Anonymousreply 54May 24, 2018 8:25 PM

[quote] I feel like Joao is going to date rape someone

I agree. There's something about Joao that's weirdly aggressive.

First he goes in on Conrad, then the useless girl, and later it's going to be Jamie (the girl from South Africa).

He's a real weirdo.

by Anonymousreply 55May 24, 2018 8:28 PM

Joao keeps going on about how he's supposed to question authority.

Um, sorry dearie. Not on a yacht. That's why there are ranks.

If he doesn't like it, then he should go home.

by Anonymousreply 56May 24, 2018 8:29 PM

I've worked with South Africans and they're all fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 57May 24, 2018 8:37 PM

Older generations were taught to obey authority, while younger generations were taught to question authority. If experience doesn't teach them that questioning authority isn't working for them, then they'll just continue to question authority.

by Anonymousreply 58May 24, 2018 8:56 PM

Wow, R54, great article. Of course, Nichelle's "impressive" resume was written by ... Nichelle. Glad the commenter cleared up who these posers really are.

by Anonymousreply 59May 24, 2018 9:04 PM

Hannah's constant fiddling and twirling her radio earpiece and cord drives me bugfuck, just like last year. It's a compulsive unprofessional tic, like girls constantly stroking and chewing their hair.

by Anonymousreply 60May 24, 2018 9:06 PM

^ I know. And what's with younger women in their 20's and 30's constantly playing with their hair. They flip it on their shoulder and constantly play with it. Always touching or stroking their hair like they are checking to see if it's still there. I never saw that before this latest generation of young adults arrived on the scene. Maybe they are checking to see if their hair extensions are still glued to their head.

by Anonymousreply 61May 24, 2018 9:13 PM

João has a domestic abuser vibe. Hope I'm wrong.

by Anonymousreply 62May 24, 2018 9:20 PM

The Talisman now charters out at $280K/week for Summer and Winter (or hopes to). If BDM takes it for a whole season, even with a steep discount, that's a boat load of cash, esp if they give the guests that 50% discount. If you break it down to a two-night charter with a 50% discount, the guest is paying $40K.

by Anonymousreply 63May 24, 2018 9:20 PM

Love Hannah and Adam, they both looked great on WWHL. Not sure where R40's comment comes from. Adam was just fine.

by Anonymousreply 64May 24, 2018 9:23 PM

Adam looked like he was on drugs, R64. And he also looks like he is fuckijng insane.

by Anonymousreply 65May 24, 2018 9:36 PM

I am pretty sure they charter it for a month in late summer. That's why you often see them in coats at night or in the early morning.

by Anonymousreply 66May 24, 2018 9:45 PM

I wonder if Joao's fight with Hannah had to do with her comment earlier about the tip?

When Captain Sandy handed out the tip, she said that it came out to $1000 per person, and Hannah scoffed at that.

In his confessional, Joao mentioned that $1000 could feed an entire family in Zimbabwe for a month (or something like that), and it really helps you to "appreciate the value of money."

Maybe he was just pissed at her, because she's so entitled.

by Anonymousreply 67May 24, 2018 9:48 PM

Am I the only one who finds Colin attractive?

He's so low-key, but he's cute, well-groomed, and funny.

I would have a huge crush on him, if I worked on that yacht.

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by Anonymousreply 68May 24, 2018 10:11 PM

Colin in bunny ears... lol

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by Anonymousreply 69May 24, 2018 10:12 PM

I like Captain Sandy with this shorter haircut...

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by Anonymousreply 70May 24, 2018 10:13 PM

I don't get a druggie vibe from Adam but I do think he's incredibly immature BUT he also seems like he's addressing that problem. And what's with the Fire Island Ferry guy and his shoe fetish. He's metrosexual but borderline gay.

by Anonymousreply 71May 25, 2018 12:27 AM

I'm still trying to figure out Colin, R71.

The shoe thing is not unusual for a straight guy, and neither is the extreme personal grooming, but yeah... he's quite "polished" for a straight guy.

He made me laugh when he told the story of how his girlfriend broke up with him by "ghosting" him. That's so terrible!

by Anonymousreply 72May 25, 2018 12:33 AM

Omg Colin pings to high heaven!

by Anonymousreply 73May 25, 2018 11:24 AM

Adam is just a weird dude. He lives in a van?

by Anonymousreply 74May 25, 2018 11:42 AM

Do any of the guests ever respond or react after their episodes air? They look really stupid and awful at times and I wonder if they have to sign nondisclosures since many are portrayed so poorly on the show. I would think some would be outraged when they see how their awfulness has been shared with the world.

by Anonymousreply 75May 25, 2018 11:55 AM

on WWHL Hanner said they do reach out to her. A daughter of one of the women on the last charter apologized to her on her Insta.

by Anonymousreply 76May 25, 2018 11:58 AM

Didn’t Ted Bundy live in a van down by the river?

by Anonymousreply 77May 25, 2018 12:08 PM

Nico Scholly from the regular season of Below Deck, is looking good!

I wish he'd come back to the show.

This last season sucked without him.

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by Anonymousreply 78May 28, 2018 7:51 PM

Nico was a creep. So was his brother. The show is better without him.

by Anonymousreply 79May 28, 2018 8:37 PM

I thought Nico was kinda cute, at least in the beginning.

by Anonymousreply 80May 28, 2018 9:46 PM

Omg I hated Nico - we need DANNY back.

by Anonymousreply 81May 28, 2018 9:55 PM

We need Eddie back. And Dave the porn star. Both from season one. And they need to be roommates.

;o)

by Anonymousreply 82May 28, 2018 9:59 PM

Danny? Nawww. Bring Kelley back!!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 83May 28, 2018 10:03 PM

The infamous Kelley/Nico strip-off.

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by Anonymousreply 84May 28, 2018 10:07 PM

Are Chef Ben and 'Rabbit' (Emily) still together? (She's now missing from his Instagram page.)

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by Anonymousreply 85May 28, 2018 10:10 PM

New episode tonight!

by Anonymousreply 86May 30, 2018 1:40 AM

The primary demonstrated a mechanical sex device on (a fully-clothed) Captain Sandy that is guaranteed to give a woman an orgasm within one to three minutes by manipulating the clit. It has a little slot and you stick your clit in there and it sucks and blows. She demands Captain Sandy try it out and report back. This is something I can never unsee.

by Anonymousreply 87May 30, 2018 2:20 AM

J-Wow is totally right about manning the gangway. He's such a douchenozzle but he's right. Especially in Naples. He also drinks to blackout which is when an alien entity (name??) emerges and says rude things to drunken Chief Stews. Hannah alternates between her two accents, the posh one when showing guests the boat, and the regular one for everyday. Poor Hannah. Smell the desperation as she moons over a pompous ("I'm from Surrey. My first car was a Jag"), incompetent tool. He's a road show Hugh Grant.

I take back what I said about Adam looking like a heroin addict. He is so hot this season.

by Anonymousreply 88May 30, 2018 2:22 AM

Sandy clearly watched every episode from last season and saw what was going on behind her back. She's not having any of that shit this season. And she's right.

by Anonymousreply 89May 30, 2018 2:31 AM

Jaoa has a rapist vibe to him.

by Anonymousreply 90May 30, 2018 2:35 AM

He has a rapey smirk.

by Anonymousreply 91May 30, 2018 2:37 AM

I think there's a good possibility at some near future point Jaoa is going to use his alternate personality/ego that he was talking about on tonight's episode as his legal defense for whatever devious or deviant behavior he has planned for his target/victim. This might not happen until right after the last episode of the season and we read about it here instead of seeing it on air, that he is being accused of something awful, possibly rape.

Once he started talking something about, "It's not me doing it, it's my other personality" that is a HUGE RED FLAG right there they should not ignore. IMHO, something bad or a tragedy waiting to happen.

by Anonymousreply 92May 30, 2018 4:19 AM

Joao is from a pretty fucked up country. I'm not surprised that seeped into his brain.

Zimbabwe is a mess.

by Anonymousreply 93May 30, 2018 6:10 AM

Twirl that microphone, Hannah.

by Anonymousreply 94May 30, 2018 7:42 AM

I can't tell if Captain Sandy was being unreasonable, or Hanner was being lazy. I mean, Sandy was just sitting there waiting to be served food, because she didn't have to drive the yacht. So yeah, try to be a little understanding of the crew.

This group of passengers seemed very cool. I wonder if Sandy ever hooked up with the female doctor?

So help me, Joao is such an asshole, but he's very sexy. He has very muscular arms and bulging biceps, a sly smile, and an "interesting" personality. It kind of made me laugh when he called Hannah a goat.

The other one who makes me laugh is Colin. I love when he laughs at his own corny jokes. He's such a nerd, and I find that very attractive.

by Anonymousreply 95May 30, 2018 12:55 PM

I expected Colin to do a horrible rap song but it turned out pretty good.

by Anonymousreply 96May 30, 2018 1:37 PM

Casey is really not very attractive. She has some weird yellow hair.

This is the season where horny Hannah finally gets the high hard one. Thank you Jesus!!

by Anonymousreply 97May 30, 2018 7:16 PM

[quote] This is the season where horny Hannah finally gets the high hard one

Does Captain Sandy give it to her?

by Anonymousreply 98May 30, 2018 9:51 PM

Kate and Hanner are both bitches but here's where they're different: Kate does her fucking job, is the last one to turn in at night, rolls her eyes alot but is 100% professional and does whatever she needs to do to make the guest happy. Hanner is lazy. The end.

by Anonymousreply 99May 30, 2018 11:15 PM

Kate Chastain is the definition of resting bitch face.

Her photo is probably in the dictionary, next to the term.

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by Anonymousreply 100May 30, 2018 11:18 PM

[quote]So yeah, try to be a little understanding of the crew.

Absolutely not. More captains should hang out with the guests to see how the staff really is performing. Luxury yachts can't afford to coddle poor staff, it'll cost them potentially many thousands in lost tips and return business.

by Anonymousreply 101May 30, 2018 11:24 PM

There's a Below Deck marathon on today.

It's the Caribbean season with Kate, Nico, and the incredibly gorgeous Bruno!

by Anonymousreply 102June 5, 2018 4:08 PM

Damn. Missed the one where Bruno was a human sushi platter.

Matt the Chef embarrassed himself by getting stinking drunk on a date with Brianna but was forever after one of the sexiest guys on the boat, for me. I want him to come to my house and cook me dinner, and breakfast. (Even though there's something about him that whispers "Lousy Lay.")

Jay Z and Beyonce are big yachties going way back. Owners love them. He finally gave in and bought her a beautiful boat, the "Galactica Star."

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by Anonymousreply 103June 5, 2018 9:37 PM

I've always been curious about that, R103.

If you own a super-yacht, you obviously don't keep it staffed all year long.

So when you actually want to use it, do you have to hire a crew specifically for your vacation, or are you obligated to have a full-time crew, regardless of when you use it?

If it's only staffed part-time, it must suck, if you want to do a spur-of-the-moment trip.

by Anonymousreply 104June 5, 2018 9:57 PM

I prefer Kate as Chief Stew.

She's a total bitch, but what you see is what you get.

Hanner is not only lazy, but she's fake as fuck. Will smile to your face, but talk shit behind your back.

by Anonymousreply 105June 5, 2018 10:03 PM

Kate is everything that Hanner isn’t.

by Anonymousreply 106June 5, 2018 10:14 PM

[quote]If you own a super-yacht, you obviously don't keep it staffed all year long.

You know, I'm not really sure, and I'm the guy who posted upthread about my stepbrother who started out on the Fire Island ferries and now captains a billionaire's boat. He doesn't watch the show but told me he hired Nico and liked him. I asked him if Nico was gay, and he said no. (Which is obvious now having watched the show.) The boat is 222 ft. so there's a big staff. The owner doesn't charter it out because he doesn't need to, so his crew has a lot of free time, most of which is taken up by getting the boat to the different places the owner wants to vacation. He has his pick of the best yachties to work with and I think he basically uses the same proven people, either skeleton or fully staffed, as crew. Imagine it's the same on other big boats but not sure.

by Anonymousreply 107June 5, 2018 10:42 PM

I am surprised they didn't bring Wizz back. What a hot mess that boy was.

by Anonymousreply 108June 6, 2018 3:31 AM

I hate to sound all sexist, but why are all the women on this yacht such crybabies? One strong word of deserved criticism and they collapse in a puddle.

by Anonymousreply 109June 6, 2018 8:20 AM

Wow, this last group of guests were even worse than the first!

I actually felt bad for Chef Adam, which I usually never do.

by Anonymousreply 110June 6, 2018 10:16 PM

Who doesn't love a chinese chicken salad?? What a bunch of yentas. Kosher rules are ridiculous. I should say all religious dieting rules are ridiculous .

by Anonymousreply 111June 6, 2018 10:22 PM

You charter a lovely yacht and have to stay in port all weekend with a psychotic chef and incompetent staff

by Anonymousreply 112June 6, 2018 10:43 PM

I don't know who would hire Hanner after watching this show. She's not only incompetent but she's a nasty, useless twat. But I guess she makes good tv.

by Anonymousreply 113June 7, 2018 12:54 AM

Captain Sandy is really letting out her inner bitch this season. Wow! I hate Hanner, but I did feel for her when Sandy was berating her about the stupid toast.

by Anonymousreply 114June 7, 2018 1:38 PM

Colin is the only guy on this boat I'd sleep with. He's cute, he's nerdy, he's drama-free, he has a sense of humor. That's what I want, not some cocky asshole like J-Wow or the psychotic Adam.

by Anonymousreply 115June 7, 2018 1:40 PM

The assholes on this latest charter need to be thrown overboard. But why the hell isn't Hanner reminding them that their dinner is getting cold?

by Anonymousreply 116June 7, 2018 1:40 PM

Exactly, R116.

That's what Adam was trying to say, when he spoke about Hannah "managing" the guests.

I'm sorry, but even on a super yacht, being two hours late for a scheduled dinner is unacceptable.

If I was the chef, I would have done one of two things: 1) wrapped the plates in plastic wrap and left it on the table for them (then gone to bed), or 2) dumped it all in the trash and said, "sorry, too late."

Either way, they would not have had a hot dinner that night.

by Anonymousreply 117June 7, 2018 4:13 PM

[quote]In the past, it's been said the production company pays to charter the yacht for the whole season, and then offers charters to "real" guests at a 50% discount in exchange for being filmed.

Aha!

by Anonymousreply 118June 7, 2018 4:25 PM

Sad to see Honey JewJew leave such a pathetic tip after she and her posse were so demanding.

by Anonymousreply 119June 13, 2018 3:20 AM

Colin is so damned sexy!

Is he gay or straight?

by Anonymousreply 120June 13, 2018 3:25 AM

I love how these people are so demanding and entitled and think they're classy yet leave a shit tip. Do you remember the charter where the crew was ridiculing the guests for being classless (I think they were Latinos) yet they left their biggest tip of the season? Can't judge a book, can you?

by Anonymousreply 121June 13, 2018 4:58 AM

Most demanding, least appreciative. Always a sign of the not -really-wealthy.

by Anonymousreply 122June 13, 2018 6:17 AM

I can't believe anyone would be that rude and demanding. They were told to be assholes and complied. They looked like fools, I love how the crew just slams them in their talking heads

by Anonymousreply 123June 13, 2018 7:32 PM

That growl that Joao keeps emitting has got to go. It makes him even creepier. (Never thought I'd hear myself say that!)

by Anonymousreply 124June 14, 2018 9:39 PM

That tight little blond Conrad who’s leading on Hanner is so fucking cute. I salivate over guys like that. I want him, but he needs to fuck Hanner first. That girl needs it as bad as I do!

by Anonymousreply 125June 16, 2018 3:25 PM

I seriously dislike Hanner. She's in way over her head and would probably do better in a second stew position (under Kate). There's no way she should be managing anyone.

by Anonymousreply 126June 16, 2018 3:33 PM

God, Captain Sandy is a total bitch this season! Hanner needs to hire a female escort to come on the boat and take care of the Captain. Those sex toys Sandy's friend gave her obviously aren't doing the trick.

by Anonymousreply 127June 16, 2018 4:10 PM

R125 No way, not Conrad. Give me that cute nerd Colin!

by Anonymousreply 128June 16, 2018 4:43 PM

Say what you will about Kate but she knows how to do her job.

by Anonymousreply 129June 16, 2018 4:48 PM

R129 Kate can be a cold bitch, but she's good at what she does and has a great dry sense of humor. I could be friends with her.

by Anonymousreply 130June 16, 2018 4:55 PM

Kate puts it all out there and if she has a problem with you, she lets you know it. Hannah is the opposite. She's sneaky.

by Anonymousreply 131June 16, 2018 5:23 PM

I agree with the posts about Hanner but she is so messy she makes good TV. She kind of won me over when she said, "quak, quak, bitch"

by Anonymousreply 132June 16, 2018 7:42 PM

I like Hanner, the ding-a-ling seasick girl has to go, preferably overboard

by Anonymousreply 133June 16, 2018 9:50 PM

Captain Sandy is too weak with the crew. Captain Lee would have fired somebody by now.

by Anonymousreply 134June 19, 2018 10:53 PM

[quote] Give me that cute nerd Colin!

Me too!

He always cracks me up whenever he makes a silly little joke to himself, and then laughs at it. He's so adorable. Colin's little birthday rap with the sideways cap, made him extra adorable.

The older gay men on the boat that he captains to Fire Island, must just LOVE Colin. I wonder if he has ever been propositioned? Dumb question, I know.

by Anonymousreply 135June 19, 2018 11:12 PM

I wanna ride in Adam's van!

by Anonymousreply 136June 19, 2018 11:43 PM

“I want porridge!”

“Dry toast!”

“I can’t eat shellfish!”

This show has gotten so stupid.

by Anonymousreply 137June 20, 2018 12:11 AM

colin's tan lines are adorable

by Anonymousreply 138June 20, 2018 2:37 AM

Colin just upped the cute meter like 1000%!

I loved listening to him talk to his mom, and telling her how NY pizza is better than Italian pizza. The best thing about him is that he's not a complainer. He's so easy going. And he's not at all a spoiled brat (like Kasey), especially being an only child.

Such a handsome guy like him, with a great body and no girlfriend? Just because he is a boat captain for a Fire Island ferry, doesn't mean anything, but I am starting to wonder about him. Then again, the yachtie lifestyle doesn't really lend to being in a relationship.

Still, he's just so dreamy.

by Anonymousreply 139June 20, 2018 4:23 AM

Does Joao really call Hanner a "thundercunt" on the next episode??? ROFL. I've never heard that one before.

by Anonymousreply 140June 20, 2018 5:02 AM

Joao is an asshole, but he's not wrong about Conrad's ego issues and being insecure about his authority.

by Anonymousreply 141June 20, 2018 9:51 AM

Yeah, Conrad is screwing up big time. He'll never go beyond boatswain level, especially with his ADHD issues.

And how in the hell doe Joao smash the wine glass into pieces, just with his bare hands?? That's really difficult.

by Anonymousreply 142June 20, 2018 4:27 PM

Collin looks like a young brunette Dennis O’Leary.

I’m not sure if that’s good or bad.

by Anonymousreply 143June 21, 2018 2:31 AM

Colin's chat with his mom was sweet. Nothing hotter than a cute geek.

by Anonymousreply 144June 21, 2018 2:33 AM

Colin also has a fairly noticeable New York accent.

I guess it's becawze he's from Lawnkguyland.

by Anonymousreply 145June 21, 2018 2:59 AM

Wish they'd spend more time doing things in port than going to a restaurant and a bar. These locations are spectacular but you only get a quick glimpse in quick-cut edits.

by Anonymousreply 146June 21, 2018 10:18 AM

Capri looks gorgeous but way touristy. They really do need to let them crew and cameras go to some of the locales.

by Anonymousreply 147June 21, 2018 11:56 AM

Too expensive to film on a real location. They need the crew corralled in a small space so they can get the good stuff with limited camera crews.

by Anonymousreply 148June 21, 2018 2:19 PM

I want Joao in me, quite deeply.

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by Anonymousreply 149June 21, 2018 6:48 PM

Love triangle...

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by Anonymousreply 150June 21, 2018 6:49 PM

I never realized that Colin had such pretty blue eyes.

They don't really show up on camera.

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by Anonymousreply 151June 21, 2018 6:50 PM

R147 The streets of Capri are too narrow for the SUV/trucks needed to transport the camera crews and accommodate all of the filming equipment. That's why the locals who live in Capri year-round (or most of the year) don't own cars.

And there are dozens of sets of (sometimes steep) stairs and in some places even hundreds or so stairs to get to the homes and villas. Carrying all that equipment up numerous flights of narrow 1,000+ year-old steep loooong stairs, not gonna happen. It's just not realistic or practical.

by Anonymousreply 152June 21, 2018 7:44 PM

Colin could be a model. I think what I really love about him is (so far) there's no work related issues, no problems with his co workers and he flies under the radar. Too boring for the show? Maybe. But there's always one who is.

by Anonymousreply 153June 21, 2018 8:10 PM

[quote] I think what I really love about him is (so far) there's no work related issues, no problems with his co workers and he flies under the radar. Too boring for the show? Maybe.

Or in other words, he's completely NORMAL.

by Anonymousreply 154June 21, 2018 8:12 PM

JESUS! Kasey has the worst dye job I've ever seen. Clearly did it herself. You'd think since she knew she'd be on TV she would have spent the money to have it done professionally, or to fix it.

It's so brassy!

by Anonymousreply 155June 21, 2018 9:13 PM

I agree R155.

It's all I notice when I see her on camera, is the cheap orange dye job.

Couldn't she have gone to a professional? I thought her family had money.

by Anonymousreply 156June 21, 2018 9:41 PM

She really isn't very cyute either

by Anonymousreply 157June 21, 2018 10:13 PM

R152, I say bullshit. The cameras and crew manage to get around on the narrow halls and gangways on the boat just fine. They also film off the ship in various beaches and they did take a camera crew with the guests when they went to Capri. I don't know what you imagine modern film gear looks like. Are you imagining a 1950's-era camera on a rolling platform?

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by Anonymousreply 158June 21, 2018 10:27 PM

[quote] She really isn't very cyute either

Captain Sandy seems pretty hot for Kasey.

You just know if anyone else did such a shitty job, they would have been fired instantly.

by Anonymousreply 159June 21, 2018 10:28 PM

Poor twinky Conrad.

Not only does he have ADHD, he just doesn't seem that bright.

And he's also not very good at his job. Captain Sandy gives him orders, he says, "yes," and then he doesn't do it. Wtf is wrong with him?

Don't even get me started on the fact that he's interested in Hanner. Clearly, he's never been laid before.

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by Anonymousreply 160June 21, 2018 10:30 PM

Little chipmunk with the blond highlights, seems so eager to please.

Conrad looks like he might be open to some anal play, or bottoming.

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by Anonymousreply 161June 21, 2018 10:32 PM

I hope Conrad is a bottom cuz Hanner is definitely a top

by Anonymousreply 162June 22, 2018 4:37 AM

Why did the charter guest with the very hot body, insist on clearing the dishes?

I know he was trying to be helpful, but that was kind of inappropriate.

I almost think that he was doing it just to get some face time on camera.

by Anonymousreply 163June 22, 2018 4:44 PM

If you look closely at one of those BD montages where everyone is changing clothes you can get a glimpse of Mr. Hot Bod in his undies. Woof.

by Anonymousreply 164June 22, 2018 7:44 PM

[quote] If you look closely at one of those BD montages where everyone is changing clothes you can get a glimpse of Mr. Hot Bod in his undies

That was actually Colin's body, believe it or not. He is RIPPED. And he also looks like he's hung.

by Anonymousreply 165June 22, 2018 7:49 PM

Did anyone notice the picture of Kasey's mom they showed? God, the woman looks like a trashy stripper, just like her daughter.

by Anonymousreply 166June 23, 2018 11:23 AM

R164, the "hot bod" had to belong to one of the crew, because the cabin he was in was very tiny, and they also don't (usually) film the guests in their cabins, changing and undressed. They only do that to the crew.

It was definitely Colin in his white undies, and his body is .... very nice.

Although the guest "Mr. Hot Body" is very nice, as well.

by Anonymousreply 167June 23, 2018 7:50 PM

Captain Sandy is trying to change for the better but she's still going to be embarrassed when she sees the show. Her darlings are psycho J-Wow and inept liar Kasey.

by Anonymousreply 168June 27, 2018 5:26 AM

Capt. Sandy didn't hire them, R168. Bravo did. And she's stuck with the crew, like it or not.

by Anonymousreply 169June 27, 2018 5:29 AM

I know but she doesn't have to be a cheerleader for them. I realize she has no idea how crazy Joao is but lying egregiously on your resume would get you a ticket home from Captain Lee.

I guess I'm just not loving Sandy's new personality this season.

by Anonymousreply 170June 27, 2018 5:49 AM

[quote] she doesn't have to be a cheerleader for them

Honestly? I think that she just hates Hanner, more than she dislikes Kasey.

Hanner has been fucking up, and I think that Capt. Sandy would rather fire her than Kasey. However, Hanner is one of the "stars" of the show and can't be fired, so Sandy is just trying to irk her.

That's what I think, at least.

by Anonymousreply 171June 27, 2018 5:56 AM

Sandy is right. Kasey lied but they're stuck with her so make the best of it and move on. Kate would have worked with Kasey and tried to make her a better stew. Hanner is going in the opposite direction: bitching, moaning, not letting go and making things alot worse. Kasey is at least trying but not getting any support from her manager. JO is so sinister he's actually quite disturbing.

by Anonymousreply 172June 27, 2018 12:50 PM

I love Hanner but Kasey is as dumb as she looks and Joao is a total douche

by Anonymousreply 173June 27, 2018 1:13 PM

Joao is frightening, but he really had me laughing during his confrontation with Hanner.

Like, he's seriously off his rocker. Watching him with that devilish smile and his sinister eyes was surreal.

And then smashing the glass in his hand??? Hannah looked rightly terrified!

And then his rant about bleeping bleeping, you bleeping thundercunt! That was hilarious.

But the strangest part was everyone else just continuing on as normal, as if nothing at all happened.

And what is with Kasey and Jen fighting over Joao, in the van??? Something was very weird about that.

I'm thinking that Hannah might be just as bad as Joao, because nobody was defending her, except for Conrad. Not even her roommate Jen!

I have to admit, this is a very strange cast, but highly entertaining.

by Anonymousreply 174June 27, 2018 4:10 PM

I never realized that Hanner is the only cast member who has been on all three seasons of Below Deck Med.

No wonder she thinks she can get away with anything.

by Anonymousreply 175June 27, 2018 6:30 PM

Colin is so cute.

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by Anonymousreply 176June 28, 2018 5:17 AM

Jamie doesn't look like much on the show, but she's actually quite the glamour girl.

I was scrolling through her Instagram, and she's actually very pretty.

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by Anonymousreply 177June 28, 2018 5:20 AM

Captain sandy is being a total bitch! Hannah is right, kacey is USELESS Joao has sociopathic tendencies. I hope this is Sandy's last time on the show.

by Anonymousreply 178June 30, 2018 11:10 PM

I don't know what's up with Cap'N Sandy this season. Last year, she was level-headed, a great manager and mentor, and 100% professional 100% of the time. This year, she's a total cunt.

Maybe the fame has gone to her head and she's trying to make an impression to get more camera time.

by Anonymousreply 179July 1, 2018 2:26 AM

I don't think Sandy's been particularly different or bitchy this season. I think what you're seeing is a combination of the producers putting her in situations with more screen time, and she has a different crew. Recall last season, her deck crew was almost entirely greenhorns with whom she had to be more gentle and encouraging (remember the fouled anchor mess?). This year, the only real newbie is Kacey, and she quite rightly has higher expectations of the crew.

by Anonymousreply 180July 1, 2018 7:26 AM

Maybe Sandy watched last seasons episodes and found out what was going on with the crew when she wasn't looking? The only difference I notice is she much more on top of Hanner (as she should be) as well as the deck crew.

by Anonymousreply 181July 1, 2018 3:16 PM

I think Sandy's trying to raise her profile and get more air time; hence, the more aggressive stance. Girl's gotta pay for those new veneers that are featured so prominently in the opening credits!

by Anonymousreply 182July 1, 2018 4:44 PM

After last season Sandy relocated from Fort Lauderdale to Los Angeles. Fort Lauderdale is one of the largest yachting capitals in the world. If Sandy were serious about her career I would think she’d live where work was readily available. Captain Lee continues to reside in Fort Lauderdale. Sandy has gone Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 183July 1, 2018 4:54 PM

Do most of the yachtie crew reside in the Ft. Lauderdale area?

by Anonymousreply 184July 1, 2018 4:56 PM

Not Adam. He lives in a van, down by the river.

by Anonymousreply 185July 1, 2018 10:47 PM

R183, with those newfangled flying machines, people can live wherever it pleases them. If she's a captain in the Mediterranean for much of the year, Ft. Lauderdale doesn't make any more sense than L.A.

by Anonymousreply 186July 1, 2018 11:29 PM

R186 If Cap'N Sandy wants to make connections, build word of mouth, and get clients for her cruises, she'd better live in Ft. Lauderdale and not LA.

by Anonymousreply 187July 2, 2018 1:13 AM

R187, you're talking out of your ass. Clients come through brokers or over the internet. Since they're rarely in port during working season, what kind of schmoozing do you imagine happens along the beach there?

by Anonymousreply 188July 2, 2018 11:26 AM

R188 Hi, Cap'N Sandy. Feeling a little insecure that you've gone "Hollywood?"

by Anonymousreply 189July 2, 2018 11:34 AM

Twit

by Anonymousreply 190July 2, 2018 2:54 PM

LOL R185

by Anonymousreply 191July 2, 2018 3:46 PM

Yes, at the reunion, Cap Sandy said that she had no idea what the crew was getting up to behind her back. She felt foolish for looking so clueless on TV.’

She’s clearly correcting that situation by being nasty and micromanaging so as not to look powerless. For a woman in management, being perceived as powerless or as a pushover is NO BUENO.

by Anonymousreply 192July 2, 2018 4:55 PM

Sandi is in a class by herself as a female captain of boats that size. She also has been through a trial by fire situation off the coast of Yemen and was awarded honors along with her crew for her actions. She could live in a bat cave in Bolivia and still get work. Love her.

by Anonymousreply 193July 2, 2018 6:08 PM

Could you explain what happened exactly, R193? I know that it was a pirate situation which is terrifying.

by Anonymousreply 194July 2, 2018 7:14 PM

BRAVO showed all of Season 1 today. DAMN! WHAT A SHIT SHOW! Probably the most fucked up cast and, in one episode, the tips came out to $500 each. And I love Captain Lee.

by Anonymousreply 195July 3, 2018 8:27 PM

Very funny R119; that group was awful - not just with the kosher stuff, but the obnoxious vegan and all their other petty demands. The guy with the open shirt and tacky gold chains was clearly just trying to fuck with Hannah (I want my buns toasted!). She should've thrown the food at them. They looked like they were angling for their own Bravo show based on how much time they spent preening for the camera. ("The Real Kosher Jews of LA")

by Anonymousreply 196July 4, 2018 10:22 AM

Is there a new episode tonight?

by Anonymousreply 197July 5, 2018 8:20 PM

I loved the first season. Hanner and Kate were nothing compared to needy, pseudo lesbian Adrienne.

by Anonymousreply 198July 5, 2018 10:10 PM

Finally a new episode tonight!

by Anonymousreply 199July 10, 2018 9:27 PM

The cabin girl with the yellow hair is worthless - she acts like a sulky teen. But she knows how to kiss up to Capt Sandy & the boys, so I guess she stays.

by Anonymousreply 200July 10, 2018 10:29 PM

I wonder if J-Wow is a FTM because he and Capt Sandy sure are licking each other's pussies.

by Anonymousreply 201July 11, 2018 1:36 AM

Brooke was just asked on WWHL who the laziest crew member was and she said......................HANNER!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 202July 11, 2018 3:11 AM

In fairness, Hannah does all the provisioning, not just waiting tables.

by Anonymousreply 203July 11, 2018 3:18 AM

Kate does all the provisioning, too. And she waits tables. And helps clean cabins. And plays bartender. And does whatever she can to keep the guests happy. Kate isn't lazy.

by Anonymousreply 204July 11, 2018 3:26 AM

The first season of Below Deck Med? Or the first season of Below Deck?

I like that BD features mostly Americans who make good reality show performers. The mostly non-US cast of BDM isn’t as endearing or entertaining.

by Anonymousreply 205July 11, 2018 3:56 AM

R204 I wouldn't compare Kate to Hannah but Kate goes above and beyond. Hannah does what she must.

But Kate gets attacked here too and the most asshole-is boys get a pass.

by Anonymousreply 206July 11, 2018 4:21 AM

Kate is definitely good at her job, but her personality is very off-putting.

It's hard to find a good combination of both personality and professionalism.

by Anonymousreply 207July 11, 2018 4:44 AM

I would let Joao blow loads down my throat.

Unfortunately, I think that he would never, ever even consider being with another guy.

He looks like one of those authentically straight, straight guys.

by Anonymousreply 208July 11, 2018 5:19 AM

Colin seems practically non-existent on this show.

I wish they featured him more often.

by Anonymousreply 209July 11, 2018 4:25 PM

R208 He seems like a lesbian to me, the way he's tonguing Sandy's arsehole.

by Anonymousreply 210July 11, 2018 7:26 PM

I would rather deal with Kate than Hanner. If someone is good at their job it makes a slightly off putting personality bearable. If they're both obnoxious and lazy then it's just inexcusable. Colin seems like a sweetheart and it's always good to have a few nice crew members to balance out the rest.

by Anonymousreply 211July 11, 2018 7:31 PM

Colin's personality, or lack thereof, is not suited for reality TV. I bet he won't be asked back for next season.

by Anonymousreply 212July 11, 2018 7:40 PM

Poor nerdy Colin. He's crushing on Brooke, who only gives a shit about that asshole J-Wow. Come to me, Colin. I'll treat you right.

by Anonymousreply 213July 12, 2018 10:14 AM

I am no fan of Hanner, but Cap'n Sandy was a total cunt to her about her dinner. Hanner asks Sandy if she'd like dinner, and Sandy acts like Hanner's a complete idiot for asking that question. "I can't eat. I'm working right now."

So Hanner says she'll leave her dinner in the pantry, then two seconds later, Sandy decides she's hungry and wants her dinner brought in, which is exactly what Hanner was going to do for in the first place!

Now I understand Sandy getting pissed off that Conrad was chattin' it up with Hanner in the hallway instead of doing what she told him to do, but hey - that's Conrad's fault, not Hanner's.

by Anonymousreply 214July 12, 2018 10:19 AM

!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 215July 12, 2018 10:36 AM

Hanner IS lazy but I can't help but like her. Kate is a bitch but she is good at her job. Joao---that dude is disturbed. He is nice to look at but he scares me.

by Anonymousreply 216July 12, 2018 10:43 AM

R215 Meh. Gimme Colin any day.

by Anonymousreply 217July 12, 2018 10:51 AM

I loved seeing Conrad’s tight little body slip out of bed. We also got some amazing footage of Colin’s ass in those shorts this week. Damn that tall boy is fine.

by Anonymousreply 218July 12, 2018 10:52 AM

I'm getting tired of J-Wow always talking about growing up in Zimbabwe as if he lived in a grass hut and was forced to hunt wild animals with a bow and arrow to survive.

"I work hard because growing up in Zimbabwe..." "I'm a serial dater because growing up in Zimbabwe..." "I'm a potential serial murderer because growing up in Zimbabwe..."

by Anonymousreply 219July 12, 2018 10:53 AM

I miss that idiot Danny. Yeah, he was a little shit who made everyone's life miserable on the yacht but it was so entertaining how much he pissed everyone off.

by Anonymousreply 220July 12, 2018 10:55 AM

Looks like morning wood!

by Anonymousreply 221July 12, 2018 10:56 AM

i need this season to end - I hate too many people on this show right now.

by Anonymousreply 222July 12, 2018 11:05 AM

I miss Ben and wish he was on this season.

by Anonymousreply 223July 12, 2018 11:20 AM

I'm sick of the hypocrisy with this show and the original Caribbean one. They showed two lesbians having sex and making out constantly, yet there has been ZERO gay guys whether in the cast or as a captain since season one. Absolutely ridiculous. This is a show on fucking BRAVO. The gay channel. We need more gay guys. Can't Andy recruit some gay cast members, being gay himself?

by Anonymousreply 224July 12, 2018 11:35 AM

Actually, that's not true. Bruno from the last season of Below Deck was gay (although they never really addressed it in the show), and Kyle the deckhand had the transgender girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 225July 12, 2018 1:35 PM

Colin was in the audience on WWHL while Brooke was a guest. I wish it had been the other way around. Andy, natch, managed to get Colin onstage (and on his knees). He's adorable. Colin, not Andy.

by Anonymousreply 226July 12, 2018 5:44 PM

R226, he wanted Brooke as a guest so he could ask her - twice - "how many times was I a guest on a yacht where you were working?"

He's such a loathsome toady.

by Anonymousreply 227July 12, 2018 9:51 PM

Yeah R227, Andy Cohen really is a self-serving, auto fellating twat.

by Anonymousreply 228July 12, 2018 9:54 PM

And I guarantee you he never tipped on each of those 5 times he was a guest on a yacht. And if he did, it would have been a shitty one.

by Anonymousreply 229July 12, 2018 10:35 PM

Can you imagine being stuck at sea with that cross eyed twat? I'd jump.

by Anonymousreply 230July 13, 2018 3:37 AM

So Hanner finally shows her true colors to her roommate? She just can't get along with any of her female co-workers, can she?

And how in the hell is this 30 year old woman, in love with a 23 year old?

Bloody hell.

by Anonymousreply 231July 15, 2018 9:45 PM

30 year olds fall in love wit 23 year olds all the time. Welcome to the real world.

by Anonymousreply 232July 15, 2018 9:56 PM

The only reason Sandy let Hannah get away with so much is because she likes her.

by Anonymousreply 233July 15, 2018 9:56 PM

I just started watching this show - is there something wrong with Brooke? She's forever clinging to J-Wow who is clearly just stringing her along. She seems reasonably good at her job, but it's like she's had a lobotomy or is heavily medicated.

by Anonymousreply 234July 15, 2018 9:58 PM

Brooke seems like one of those co-dependent girls who can't be without a boyfriend. She just jumps from one to the other.

That said, I can't stand girls like her. First she tells Joao to back off and stop flirting with her. Then when he starts flirting with Kasey, Brooke gets jealous and starts flirting with Joao.

Make up your fucking mind, you stupid twat!

by Anonymousreply 235July 15, 2018 10:39 PM

R235 Yeah. At first I liked Brooke; she seemed level-headed and smart to tell J-Wow to back off. Then she decides she likes him and has her Brit nose out of joint because he won't commit to liking her now. She's a loon. Granted, J-Wow is a disgusting pig, but Brooke's the one who initially told him to get lost.

by Anonymousreply 236July 16, 2018 12:41 AM

Andy wishes he had a hand in casting. He's a nobody at Bravo now.

by Anonymousreply 237July 16, 2018 3:56 AM

Can we have one thread without Andy bashing, you are insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 238July 16, 2018 9:34 AM

R238 Fuck off Andy

by Anonymousreply 239July 16, 2018 9:46 AM

Watching now on Sumo (Norwegian streaming service). Colin is SO gay. He pings my gaydar hard. He has a huge shoe collection? Puhlease. And he claims he's straight! LMAO

by Anonymousreply 240July 16, 2018 7:26 PM

Joao is such a fucking asshole. He's not even that hot. He's overly flirty with all the girls, it looks like it bothers them too. It's just too much.

by Anonymousreply 241July 16, 2018 7:31 PM

I actually like Adam so far this season. Joao just called Hannah a goat wtf?! He has no respect for anyone. The only person he cares about is himself.

by Anonymousreply 242July 16, 2018 7:33 PM

Adam is basically telling Joao to fuck off YAAAAS! Finally someone is standing up to that asshole.

by Anonymousreply 243July 16, 2018 7:35 PM

Joao talks about Hannah and says she makes everything about herself? LOOOL. Pot, meet kettle.

by Anonymousreply 244July 16, 2018 7:43 PM

Conrad is thinking too much with his other head, lmao. Sandy was spot on, she asked him to lower the other boat, he said yes, he never did. Instead he was lying on the dock talking to Hannah.

by Anonymousreply 245July 16, 2018 7:54 PM

The amount of sex that must go in between crew members is astonishing.

by Anonymousreply 246July 16, 2018 7:57 PM

Sandy was flirting heavily with that vagina doctor lol.

by Anonymousreply 247July 16, 2018 8:08 PM

Why can't Conrad and Joao just work together and start listening to each other. They could make a good team, enough of this "I am better! I have worked longer!" BS.

by Anonymousreply 248July 16, 2018 8:16 PM

I forgot to say they could learn a lot from each other too, they both have strengths and weaknesses. They both know a lot about deck work on yachts.

by Anonymousreply 249July 16, 2018 8:17 PM

Sandy was totally right about Hannah taking care of the breakfast. They clearly needed two during breakfast service. The other girl was overwhelmed trying to take care of everything alone. Hannah as the chief stew should have helped out, not order toiletries wtf.

by Anonymousreply 250July 16, 2018 8:33 PM

Wait until you catch up to the present, R240.

Next episode, Hannah's whining that she can't do her job because she's sooooooooo in love. With a 23 year old!!!

by Anonymousreply 251July 16, 2018 8:37 PM

Joao talks and talks and talks. He's so full of shit. Does he EVER shut up? Getting so sick of his bs.

by Anonymousreply 252July 16, 2018 8:40 PM

I admit Joao is good at his job. He definitely knows his shit, but I could never picture him being the bosun. He would be a terrible boss, he's way too narcissistic. He would take over everything and never give anyone a chance.

by Anonymousreply 253July 17, 2018 11:33 AM

LOL Joao calling Hannah a bully? Pot, meet kettle.

by Anonymousreply 254July 17, 2018 11:41 AM

Joao is psychotic. You don't tell anyone to swallow nails.. WTF?!

by Anonymousreply 255July 17, 2018 11:46 AM

R44 PREACH! It pissed me off when Sandy praised her. WTF?! True, she has come a long way, but come on. She never should have been hired in the first place. Hannah is right, she's a terrible stew. Kasey at her best is still several notches below Brooke at her worst. Brooke is a good stew, Kasey is not.

by Anonymousreply 256July 17, 2018 11:51 AM

[Quote]Joao keeps going on about how he's supposed to question authority. Um, sorry dearie. Not on a yacht. That's why there are ranks. If he doesn't like it, then he should go home.

R56 PREACH.

by Anonymousreply 257July 17, 2018 11:57 AM

Oh dear.. Brooke wasn't awake when Joao verbally attacked Hannah. That was nasty. Now she wants him and even said he was such a gentleman! Yeah, because gentlemen call girls for whores and tell them to swallow nails! Got it.

by Anonymousreply 258July 17, 2018 11:58 AM

[Quote]That tight little blond Conrad who’s leading on Hanner is so fucking cute. I salivate over guys like that. I want him

Same. I like cute pretty twinks like him.

by Anonymousreply 259July 17, 2018 12:01 PM

[Quote]I know but she doesn't have to be a cheerleader for them. I realize she has no idea how crazy Joao is but lying egregiously on your resume would get you a ticket home from Captain Lee. I guess I'm just not loving Sandy's new personality this season.

THIS. Sandy is being way too nice. Maybe I'm in the minority but I like that Captain Lee is so strict. At least it keeps the crew on their toes, they know there is no room to mess up.

by Anonymousreply 260July 17, 2018 12:06 PM

The only reason Sandy doesn't like Conrad and Hannah dating is because she has a soft spot for Hannah, she always has.

by Anonymousreply 261July 17, 2018 12:15 PM

Joao is kissing up to Sandy ugh.

by Anonymousreply 262July 17, 2018 12:19 PM

I read this report about Sandy's troubles with pirates ...

In November 2004, Capt. Sandra Yawn and her crew transited the Suez Canal and began their voyage southward through the Red Sea. They were aboard the 131-foot motoryacht White Star bound for Dubai. They didn't get far, however, thwarted as they were by hydraulics failure and engine trouble. They limped at 5 knots to a coastal island off Yemen, anchored and made repairs, but were soon surrounded by gunboats, the crews of which were apparently suspicious of this opulent vessel.

Repairs were completed after several days, but once more underway, the vessel's engine again malfunctioned and the entire engine room burst into flames. They were now adrift in the Red Sea being swept toward the coast of Yemen - not an auspicious situation for Americans alone aboard a multi-million-dollar piece of movable equipment.

The story has a happy ending, however. Yawn and crew were able to douse the flames and contact a U.S. Navy ship, which diverted for a tow to Yemen. The vessel and its crew were safe.

"They say you are only as good as the people under you," the award report read. "The crew on this vessel report that the Captain remained cool and collected throughout their ordeal and never panicked. The leadership exuded by the Captain reverberated through the crew and provided quiet confidence in their professionalism as a team and courage under fire during their hellacious series of events."

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by Anonymousreply 263July 17, 2018 6:28 PM

Joao is going to be a real porker in a few years. Get it while you can dude.

by Anonymousreply 264July 18, 2018 1:50 AM

R264 He already has two chins in his solo testimonials.

by Anonymousreply 265July 18, 2018 1:52 AM

Fit Fat. Get it now kiddies.

by Anonymousreply 266July 18, 2018 2:07 AM

Colin gets cuter with every episode. And we got l glimpse his cute skinny body in his swimsuit.

by Anonymousreply 267July 18, 2018 2:09 AM

I loved Colin's comment about Bros being Bros. Must be a Datalounger.

by Anonymousreply 268July 18, 2018 2:12 AM

[quote] Colin gets cuter with every episode. And we got l glimpse his cute skinny body in his swimsuit.

I agree! Loved seeing shirtless Colin.

Funny that we're all lusting after him, but none of the women want him. I have to wonder if women have gaydar, as well? I hate to speculate, but I'm guessing that Colin doesn't yet realize that he's into guys. He's projecting his "crush" on to Brooke, but I think he might be attracted to Joao.

Interestingly, he seemed to be crushing on a few guys this season. First there was the charter guest with the hot bod, and now there's the African American sports guy on this charter, who Colin seemed gaga over.

In any case, he's just adorable. Total boyfriend material.

by Anonymousreply 269July 18, 2018 5:34 AM

That little vacation spot that the crew got to visit, was beautiful.

If there's one thing that I really like about Joao, it's how he appreciates what he gets. Like, he really understands the value of the tips that they get, and the places that they get to visit. It seems lost on most of the crew, especially Hannah.

And I don't care if he's fit-fat. I like guys with some meat on their bones. I think he's very hot. Then again, I liked Wizz last season, and he had a similar body. I guess I have a type, lol.

by Anonymousreply 270July 18, 2018 5:49 AM

That is true about Joao, r270. He seems to have had a rough life, especially when he spoke about his family being held at gun point. I still feel uneasy about him though. That guy needs a lot of therapy.

Hanner is the typical mean girl--look at how she treated Brooke in this episode, just because Brooke likes Joao and Hanner doesn't. Even Conrad called her on it. I saw Hanner be bitchy and immature to other stews on previous seasons.

I felt for poor Jamie, being that sick.

by Anonymousreply 271July 18, 2018 7:47 AM

I actually really like Adam now. He is not a complete asshole, yet he's kept some of the edge from the last season. He's not as soft as the other guys.

by Anonymousreply 272July 18, 2018 11:53 AM

Doesn't Hannah have anxiety meds? And she said the environment made her worse, then WHY THE FUCK do you continue to work on yachts? SMH. Maybe this isn't the job for you, and that's totally ok.

by Anonymousreply 273July 18, 2018 12:14 PM

[Quote]I hate to speculate, but I'm guessing that Colin doesn't yet realize that he's into guys. He's projecting his "crush" on to Brooke, but I think he might be attracted to Joao.

I think this too. He pings my gaydar hard. He seems to find any reason to spend with the guys. He initiated that "bros being bros" thing on the boat. I'm sure Conrad wanted to be with Hannah and Joao rather be with Brooke. I'm just saying. I agree with you that the reason the women don't want him is not because he's a dork, but more because they probably sense what we do, that he's not straight.

by Anonymousreply 274July 18, 2018 12:28 PM

Brooke is a sweetie but she's desperately in need of self esteem. Hanner's anxiety attack was HILARIOUS but Sandy was very, very kind to her. I think the real sexual tension on the show is between Joao and Colin :)

by Anonymousreply 275July 18, 2018 12:45 PM

R275 I wonder what set off her anxiety attack, probably Conrad not supporting her. You just know that was a big deal to her.

by Anonymousreply 276July 18, 2018 12:58 PM

What set off Hanner's anxiety attack? It was there mere thought that Jamie's falling ill would receive more camera time than she would receive.

Attention Hoo-er !!

by Anonymousreply 277July 18, 2018 1:45 PM

They should have thrown Jamie overboard when she became seasick the first time. A yacht cabin steward who gets so seasick she can’t perform her duties is like a fashion show without fashion. How dreadful!

by Anonymousreply 278July 18, 2018 1:58 PM

Who gives a f. about Joao's family being held at gunpoint??? If they're anything like him, I'm on the side of the gunmen. Imagine an entire family of Joaos. No, thank you, obilee-oo.

by Anonymousreply 279July 18, 2018 2:09 PM

[quote] They should have thrown Jamie overboard when she became seasick the first time.

R278, Jamie is the deckhand - the girl from South Africa.

Kasey is the bleached blonde girl who always gets seasick. She's from Long Island.

Jamie got the flu, but in the past, she was always covering for Kasey and her seasickness.

by Anonymousreply 280July 18, 2018 3:46 PM

I'm so annoyed that they blurred out the "penis shooter" that Jamie had on the crew retreat.

It was a cock shaped alcohol shooter, and first she squirted it in her own mouth, then Kasey's, and then Colin's mouth!!!

I just giggled when he told her, "okay, just two shots." Ha!

If anyone can find a gif of the cock shooter squirting in Colin's mouth, I'd be soooooo grateful!

by Anonymousreply 281July 18, 2018 3:48 PM

Bravo has cast photos of "what's in your suitcase?" and here's my sweet Colin.

Oh, dear.

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by Anonymousreply 282July 18, 2018 3:52 PM

Here's another. :o)

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by Anonymousreply 283July 18, 2018 3:53 PM

Hands off, Andy Cohen!!!

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by Anonymousreply 284July 18, 2018 3:56 PM

R283. Could that photo possibly be any gayer?

by Anonymousreply 285July 18, 2018 4:41 PM

[quote] R283. Could that photo possibly be any gayer?

Yes. See R284! lol

by Anonymousreply 286July 18, 2018 4:54 PM

Hahahahahahaha

I thought Hanner was freaking out about the PICKY GUESTS due to arrive, but she was just Ralphin' & Earlin' on her bunk thinking about lil' Conrad, the new boyfriend. She is coming unhinged and scared he is going to run off...and if he is smart, he WILL!

by Anonymousreply 287July 18, 2018 5:14 PM

Hanner is such a label whore. She must live in a shitty 1 bedroom in Ft. Lauderdale or more likely Plantation and have racks of Alexander McQueen handbags and YSL t-shirts.

I think Conrad is adorable. He is so sweet to Hanner. I wonder if he realizes he has the upper hand?

by Anonymousreply 288July 18, 2018 5:16 PM

Don't run from love, Hannah.

Who knew Captain Sandy was a Romantic?

by Anonymousreply 289July 18, 2018 5:38 PM

Captain Sandy dreams of scissoring Hannah. Hot!

by Anonymousreply 290July 18, 2018 6:07 PM

[quote] Conrad, the new boyfriend. She is coming unhinged and scared he is going to run off...and if he is smart, he WILL!

It was hard to tell from the rest of the season previews, but it almost looked like Conrad and Hannah get into a big fight, with him yelling at her.

And Adam becomes a dick again, refusing to cook for the crew (which is part of his job description, by the way).

And something Hannah does is going to set off Captain Sandy, to the point where she yells at her and says, "I don't even want to look at you!" Yikes!

Damn, this show is good.

by Anonymousreply 291July 18, 2018 6:17 PM

R287 He will definitely not want to be with her now, that's for sure! Who wants to take care of their older girlfriend at the age of 23? Come on! Fair enough that Conrad likes older women, but my guess is he likes older women because they're not as emotionally unstable as some of the younger women in their 20s. Hannah is acting like a 20 year old right now, and has a ton of baggage. There's no way Conrad will stick with her. He will run away from her as far as he can and as soon as he can. Hannah said she wanted kids, he wants to focus on his career. That too is obviously an issue. I don't see this working out at all. There are just too many obstacles to overcome, Hannah's mental state just being one (but obviously the biggest issue). I predict they will say at the reunion show that "they love each other, but decided they're better off as friends, they're at different stages in life." You know, the usual. There's no way in hell Conrad will stay with her now. Conrad will break it off, 100 % sure about it. Oh, and I asked this before: WHERE ARE HANNAH'S MEDS?! Is she taking them? If not they're clearly not working and she needs an adjustment. She said working on a yacht makes it worse. I question why she's on a yacht at all then?! Why take a job that makes you sick? I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 292July 18, 2018 6:24 PM

R290 Sandy is letting Hannah get away with a lot. She's doing a terrible job as a chief stew, and it's not just because she got a panic attack, she was failing miserably even before that. I think Sandy has a little crush on her. It's the only thing that makes sense.

by Anonymousreply 293July 18, 2018 6:28 PM

R291, Hannah rebuffed Sandy's sexual advances. Nothing like a lesbian scorned.

by Anonymousreply 294July 18, 2018 6:35 PM

I said it early on, the females on this boat (with the notable exception of Capn Sandy) are all fragile snowflakes. Kasey, and her resume-inflating seasickness, Jamie dissolving in tears because of a harsh word, Brooke's needy relationship drama, and now Hanner's anxiety attack. And all withing a few weeks of meeting each other. Makes for good TV, but there would be people overboard in other circumstances.

by Anonymousreply 295July 19, 2018 12:35 AM

Are you implying that females shouldn't work on boats, R295?

by Anonymousreply 296July 19, 2018 12:44 AM

I still giggle when I recall Colin's story in either the first or second episode, where he says that his girlfriend broke up with him by "ghosting" him.

Lol. Who does that?

by Anonymousreply 297July 19, 2018 12:45 AM

Jamie cried a few times because asshole Joao was verbally abusive to her.

I think part of the reason why Hanner had an anxiety attack was because Conrad did not take her side in her being bitchy to Brooke. He saw the ridiculousness of her behavior and called her on it. Any time Hanner cannot control the situation she disolves into tears. Looks like she really fucks up in the upcoming episode with Sandy threatening to fire her.

by Anonymousreply 298July 19, 2018 7:42 AM

Damn Chef Adam has a tough job, morning, noon and night and then the crew...shit I wouldn't do it.

by Anonymousreply 299July 19, 2018 11:34 AM

I think the Adam we saw last season is the REAL Adam. This one is just doing damage control but showing what a good guy he really is and keeping his nose clean. But it won't be long before psycho Adam makes a comeback.

by Anonymousreply 300July 19, 2018 4:02 PM

Return charter guest Kenny pings off the charts. I wonder if he packed his speedo this time around.

by Anonymousreply 301July 19, 2018 4:03 PM

I agree R300.

The real Adam is a total dickwad. It was abundantly clear from last season.

by Anonymousreply 302July 19, 2018 4:32 PM

[quote]Are you implying that females shouldn't work on boats, [R295]?

They're fine when they actually work. I feel the same about needy men.

by Anonymousreply 303July 19, 2018 5:28 PM

Maybe Conrad and Colin can engage in receptive anal intercourse ...

by Anonymousreply 304July 19, 2018 8:52 PM

I would bet money that Colin is a virgin.

I don't think he has ever had sex with anyone before, male or female.

by Anonymousreply 305July 19, 2018 9:11 PM

As opposed to a non-receptive anal intercourse, r304?

by Anonymousreply 306July 19, 2018 9:42 PM

r302 well, he wears crocs. That tells you everything right there.

by Anonymousreply 307July 20, 2018 1:08 AM

Hanner's bullshit story about her persistent 'Anxiety Attacks' about men/falling in love: Bullshit - she missed her p*riod, which was the cause of her anxiety attacks, puking, crying, freaking out, etc., etc., etc.

by Anonymousreply 308July 21, 2018 1:32 AM

I can't imagine anyone fucking Colin while he's got those awful tanlines

by Anonymousreply 309July 21, 2018 2:23 AM

This whole crew is a mess.

by Anonymousreply 310July 21, 2018 4:49 AM

R309 I love Colin's tan line! It adds to his hot geekiness.

by Anonymousreply 311July 21, 2018 11:24 AM

Nah, the tan lines look weird.

Howcome Conrad and Joao don't have such pronounced tan lines? Especially Joao. I love his coloring, and it especially looks nice with his hair color.

by Anonymousreply 312July 21, 2018 8:28 PM

Joao on Watch What Happens Live on Tuesday night for those of you who don't hate AC

by Anonymousreply 313July 21, 2018 10:29 PM

Joao has messy bms. Colin has neat, well formed bms

by Anonymousreply 314July 23, 2018 8:09 PM

R313 That would be a very small group.

by Anonymousreply 315July 23, 2018 8:10 PM

Colin’s tan lines, tall slim frame and well formed booty in those shorts are perfect. Conrad’s even tan is sexy too. I love those boys. I wouldn’t kick Joao out of bed but he doesn’t do it for me.

by Anonymousreply 316July 23, 2018 9:49 PM

Joao AND Colin will be Ms. Cohen's guests on WWHL tonite.

by Anonymousreply 317July 24, 2018 8:07 PM

[quote] Joao AND Colin will be Ms. Cohen's guests on WWHL tonite

Reunited, and it feels SO good!

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by Anonymousreply 318July 24, 2018 8:10 PM

Hanner is going to get her ass reamed by Sandy tonight!

"Get out of my sight!" OUCH!

by Anonymousreply 319July 24, 2018 11:02 PM

Ugh how cute was Colin this episode. “That’s the yachting way/ especially when you’re on broadway”

by Anonymousreply 320July 25, 2018 1:38 AM

Poor hard-hearted Hanner knows that the boy is only interested in her easy-to-access puss but she’s trying to convince herself that he actually cares about her. Cringe.

by Anonymousreply 321July 25, 2018 1:49 AM

Conrad's lack of confidence really comes out in his defensiveness with Sandy.

by Anonymousreply 322July 25, 2018 3:09 AM

I know why the girls all love Joao. It's that cliche about how they always fall for the bad boy, and it's so true!

I especially love when he gets this evil little sparkle in his eye (when he does something bad), and then gives a sly little smile and a side-eye to the camera. It's so sexy!

by Anonymousreply 323July 25, 2018 3:14 AM

Conca del Sogno beach club looks FABULOUS!

I can't believe that the owner of the yacht paid for the crew to go there.

I'm jealous.

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by Anonymousreply 324July 25, 2018 3:22 AM

Colin and his singing!!! Omg, that was unbelievable!

He's not gay. He's a burgeoning drag queen!

And he came up with that little song, on the fly. Colin is FABULOUS.

by Anonymousreply 325July 25, 2018 4:34 AM

Hannah is such a manipulative bitch.

Kenny specifically asked for Joao and Brooke to accompany them to the beach, but Hannah purposely got Sandy to okay her and Conrad taking them, instead.

After all the hard work that Brooke put in, the day before.

Sandy was entirely right to be pissed.

by Anonymousreply 326July 25, 2018 5:03 AM

This episode really made me dislike Hannah and I wasn't a fan of hers to begin with. Petulant and bitchy, any kind of relationship with her is worthless because unless you do exactly as she wants she'll turn on you.

by Anonymousreply 327July 25, 2018 7:37 AM

In fairness Captain Sandy's instructions weren't clear with respect to the guests boating to the beach bar. On the one hand she said "only one Coke" but she's also said "give the guests whatever they want.". And the guests wanted to cruise around after the bar

Bad communication all around.

by Anonymousreply 328July 25, 2018 3:09 PM

Jwow and the other guy told Andy that of all the crew, the one person they never want to work with again is Hanner

Which pretty much guarantees that she’ll be back on the show next summer, I guess

by Anonymousreply 329July 25, 2018 3:26 PM

Hannah is a total psycho bitch, but she also really sucks at her job. Kate may not be the easiest person to work with, but nobody can say she doesn't do a really good job.

Kate fits in perfectly on a super yacht, and Hannah would even be overwhelmed on a Disney cruise.

by Anonymousreply 330July 25, 2018 3:43 PM

I love how this is the first time the charter ran smoothly and it was because Hanner wasn't involved. She really is self destructive. I adore Colin and I'm not saying he's gay but wtf was up with the white flower on his lapel on WWHL? It was very Carrie Bradshaw. Is he hoping to start a fashion trend? Joao looked smokin hot and loved how he manspread in front of Miss Cohen who must have been salivating just thinking about what was below Jaoa's deck.

by Anonymousreply 331July 25, 2018 4:03 PM

Yeah, that lapel flower was OTT

by Anonymousreply 332July 25, 2018 4:30 PM

R332 I thought he was dressed as "Sexy Mortician" with that black suit, white shirt, and black tie.

by Anonymousreply 333July 25, 2018 4:42 PM

If hannah would stop drinking all her problems would go away. Alkie.

by Anonymousreply 334July 25, 2018 5:08 PM

[Quote]Bullshit - she missed her p*riod, which was the cause of her anxiety attacks, puking, crying, freaking out, etc., etc., etc.

THIS. She probably thought she was pregnant or something. There's no way in hell that was a panic attack.

by Anonymousreply 335July 25, 2018 5:18 PM

[quote] Captain Sandy's instructions weren't clear with respect to the guests boating to the beach bar

I heard Sandy loud and clear.

Just a coke, and a couple hours then come back. The time wasn't specific, but the instructions were clear.

Hannah and Conrad took four hours.

Not only that, but she was goofing off (after having taken an entire day off), and let Brooke carry the load. That's BULLSHIT.

by Anonymousreply 336July 25, 2018 6:16 PM

Andy was being flirty with Jwow last night on WWHL. At the end of the program, Jwow was explaining what attracts him and Andy gave him THAT look and said, "I'm interested!" Jwow kind of laughed and looked away.

Colin says he has a girlfriend now. Said it wouldn't have worked with Brooke because he's living in Long Island and she's in England. Well with a line like "I'd like to change the alphabet and put U and I together," I don't think he scores much.

by Anonymousreply 337July 25, 2018 7:09 PM

[quote] Colin says he has a girlfriend now

It won't be long before she ghosts him, too.

by Anonymousreply 338July 25, 2018 7:15 PM

Joao looked so devilishly cute on WWHL! He is about the most germanic/dutch looking guy with a latin name I have ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 339July 25, 2018 8:39 PM

Still think Colin is gay.

by Anonymousreply 340July 25, 2018 8:52 PM

I really hate the way that Hanner always ends her sentences with the question, "hey?"

Ex.: "Beautiful sunset, hey?"

Is that an Australian thing, or just a Hanner thing? Whatever the case, it's fucking annoying.

by Anonymousreply 341July 30, 2018 4:42 AM

"This is the Yachtie way! Just like, on old Broadway! Every floor, is a runway!"

Rofl. Colin is such a queen. And he wrote that little tune, himself.

Dear, dear Colin. Perhaps women would be attracted to you, if you weren't belting out showtunes like Ethel Merman!

MARY!!!

by Anonymousreply 342July 30, 2018 4:48 AM

Hanner's twirling of her mic was on full display this charter. I think she thinks it's flirty.

by Anonymousreply 343July 30, 2018 5:11 PM

Colin is a troubled, latent homosexual with perfectly trimmed anal hair

by Anonymousreply 344July 30, 2018 9:05 PM

How many episodes left?

Has the reunion been filmed yet?

by Anonymousreply 345August 1, 2018 1:21 AM

i am watching this for the first time, it's on Bravo now in nyc .

I could never do this job. such small spaces!

by Anonymousreply 346August 1, 2018 1:28 AM

You really missed out, R346!

This season has been really good. I'm waiting for Hanner to get a tongue-lashing from Sandy. (no pun intended)

by Anonymousreply 347August 1, 2018 1:30 AM

how can we trust the captain to tell the truth regarding how much tip was given? she could have skimmed a bit off the top?

by Anonymousreply 348August 1, 2018 1:38 AM

How many engineers work on the yacht and are not on camera? I recall a past season where an engineer was part of the on-camera crew.

by Anonymousreply 349August 1, 2018 1:56 AM

They try not to show the engineer guys but if there's ever a major problem, you'll see them.

Hanner is a money-grubbing gold digging neurotic over the hill CHIEF STEW who wants a man who can give her an M3 like her ex. Tough Shit Hanner. You dug your own grave with Conrad and you won't be sniffing down that 23-year-old treasure trail again. Ha! You can smell the desperation with that one.

Adam. He's so fucking sexy. I know he'd give me the "Brooke Speech" about how the right guy is out there for me and then tell the camera "He's a sweetheart but he's just not my type" but I wouldn't care. I'm still trying to figure out where he shoots up on board. It's a mystery.

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by Anonymousreply 350August 1, 2018 2:14 AM

they fuck on the boat? but it's so fucking small and with cameras!

by Anonymousreply 351August 1, 2018 2:15 AM

Captain Sandy is a sweetheart. She apologized for taking it out on Conrad when she was pissed at Hannah.

by Anonymousreply 352August 1, 2018 2:21 AM

Colin walking in on Jwow and saying "Nice dick" was everything!

by Anonymousreply 353August 1, 2018 2:34 AM

Colin never fails to surprise and delight me, with each new episode!

by Anonymousreply 354August 1, 2018 2:35 AM

Can Hanner not afford a bottle of hair dye? She’s live on Andy’s show and her hair looks like shit.

by Anonymousreply 355August 1, 2018 3:10 AM

i'm also watching andy's show right now. she's a gold digger for sure.

by Anonymousreply 356August 1, 2018 3:12 AM

This season has totally outed Hannah as a completely useless cow.

She should not be a Chief Stew.

by Anonymousreply 357August 1, 2018 3:13 AM

R345 Sandy said on Twitter this season has 16 episodes plus reunion. I believe tonight was episode 11.

by Anonymousreply 358August 1, 2018 3:22 AM

Hanner wants to make it clear that she has turned down numerous Sugar Daddies. Because that is the truth and not some pathetic lie concocted by an insecure young woman.

by Anonymousreply 359August 1, 2018 3:29 AM

Listening to Colin speak about how he's home sick and wants to go home already, I couldn't figure out if he was more sad about losing Brooke, or losing Joao!!

He lamented about how he and Joao used to be close, but then with the whole Brooke thing, they weren't so close anymore.

And there was Joao speaking to him, shirtless in the doorway. Makes you wonder.

Also, who did he walk in on and say, "nice dick!" Was it also Joao? Sounds to me like our boy Colin has a man-crush!

by Anonymousreply 360August 1, 2018 4:44 AM

That was a damned good episode!

The hour just flew by. And next week? More lesbian friends of Captain Sandy!

by Anonymousreply 361August 1, 2018 5:01 AM

Hanner is a manipulative, gold digging cow. She does seem to create and thrive on drama. Run away, Conrad and dont look back.

Brooke seems needy and co-dependent. She seems to be the type to want to fix people which can explain why she is attracted to Joao.

Out of all of them, Jamie and Colin seem the most normal and well-adjusted.

by Anonymousreply 362August 1, 2018 5:10 AM

[quote]Out of all of them, Jamie and Colin seem the most normal and well-adjusted.

That's why you never see them. They're background.

Hanner doesn't know that her "best if used by" stamp has popped out on her forehead and no man with $$ wants her now. She'll be the used up cow on the last stool in a Ft. Lauderdale dive bar slurring into her vodka sooner rather than later. Shades of Kate.

by Anonymousreply 363August 1, 2018 12:27 PM

Jamie looked beautiful last night on WWHL, much prettier then she did on the boat. I still love Hannah, don't think she's a gold digger at all and she admitted last night she over reacted.

by Anonymousreply 364August 1, 2018 12:33 PM

Hannah will never admit she's wrong.

It's such a bad personality trait.

by Anonymousreply 365August 1, 2018 6:27 PM

If you follow Kate Chastain on social media, you’ll learn that she has a lot going on in her life. She’s spending more time writing books and raising money for charity than...dive bar vodka slurring.

by Anonymousreply 366August 1, 2018 6:43 PM

I think Sandy said last night that there are 3 charters left (and after that she never wants to work with Hanner again). Colin and Joao are in Fire Island and Hanner, Jamie and the vacant blonde all seem to be in NYC so assuming reunion is being filmed this week?

by Anonymousreply 367August 1, 2018 8:36 PM

[quote] Colin and Joao are in Fire Island

My imagination is running wild right now.

by Anonymousreply 368August 1, 2018 8:52 PM

Who is the bigger star? Will Hanner need a new captain next season or will Sandy need a new chief stew?

Or else they’ll make up since this fight as all things on Bravo is faker than fake

by Anonymousreply 369August 1, 2018 8:54 PM

Sandy is in a really tough spot.

She SHOULD have been able to fire Hannah (if it was in a real life situation), but there's no way that Bravo was going to let her fire the Chief Stew, just three charters before the end of the season.

Unfortunately, Sandy's hands were tied, and she had to put up with all of Hannah's bullshit. That's why you could see Hannah giving her attitude, when Sandy was lecturing her.

Hannah knows that she can't be fired from the show, and she really takes advantage of that shit.

Kate's in the same position, but she's always respectful towards the captain, and she always does her job.

by Anonymousreply 370August 1, 2018 9:04 PM

I was surprised and happy to see Conrad not taking Hanner's bullshit. Now I'm a fan.

by Anonymousreply 371August 1, 2018 9:26 PM

This is all fake y'all! Nothing in "reality TV" is real.

by Anonymousreply 372August 1, 2018 9:31 PM

I think it's ironic that at the reunion last year, Sandy called out Adam & Hannah for how they treated others & their overall behavior and while Adam seems to have gotten the message and cleaned up his act (or at least pretended to), Hannah just got worse.

by Anonymousreply 373August 1, 2018 9:46 PM

Hannah said last night that she and Sandy had sat down after the season and were all good now, watch for them next season again.

by Anonymousreply 374August 1, 2018 9:51 PM

Actually, Adam was keeping it together pretty well throughout this whole season, until he reverts back to "old Adam" on the next episode.

You can tell from his on-camera interviews, he is well aware that future and potential clients are watching and observing. As are future employers. No captain is going to want to take on a shit employee - especially as a chef. I figure that after this show, Hannah will pretty much be unemployable after this.

Adam was keeping it together, but in the next episode he decides not to cook for the crew. Big mistake.

Although he may think that it's not important to cook for the crew, that is still a major part of his job - not just cooking for the guests.

The crew have nowhere else to eat, so I'm sure that it's written in his job description that he has to cook 3 meals for the crew, as well. He can't just decide to skip a meal one day. That's bullshit. They work hard all day, and that's part of their employment benefits.

Again, a fireable offense. But since Hannah and Adam are the "stars" of the show, they can get away with anything.

by Anonymousreply 375August 1, 2018 9:52 PM

I wish that Colin would be brought back next season. He's awesome.

However, I know that they never bring back the lower ranked crew members for another season.

The only exception was Bobby, and that's because Ben decided not to return, so they needed two "veterans" to come back, so it was Hannah and Bobby for season 2.

Next season, it'll probably be Hannah and Adam again. Personally, I'd rather see Joao and Colin come back, and fire Hannah and Adam.

by Anonymousreply 376August 1, 2018 9:54 PM

Colin is too boring for reality TV, thus his scarce camera time. They won't ask him back.

by Anonymousreply 377August 1, 2018 9:58 PM

I hope they don't bring back Brooke, not because she's so terrible - she seems fairly nice all things considered - but she just reminds you of every pretty, passive girl you knew in high school who would do anything just to date one of the popular guys

by Anonymousreply 378August 1, 2018 9:58 PM

Chef All-Onions-All-The-Time seems like a sociopath. Dead eyes, monotone, barely concealed rage. A Patrick Bateman with a set of very sharp knives and the skills required to use them.

“I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.”

by Anonymousreply 379August 1, 2018 9:59 PM

I think Adam is very sexy, not Joao and not Colin, although Colin is a nice guy, just not sexy

by Anonymousreply 380August 1, 2018 10:04 PM

[quote] Colin is a nice guy, just not sexy

Says every girl that Colin has ever dated.

by Anonymousreply 381August 1, 2018 10:08 PM

When Jane Krakowski was a guest on Andy’s show, she could barely keep her tongue in her mouth any time Adam was referenced. She needed a napkin for her seat. Andy pointed out that he lives in a van and Jane responded, “I don’t care!!!!” It was pretty funny.

by Anonymousreply 382August 1, 2018 10:09 PM

[quote] seems like a sociopath. Dead eyes, monotone, barely concealed rage

You nailed it, R379. Especially the part about the barely concealed rage.

He wears a very fake smile on his face, and all the while, I'm wondering who he's thinking of hurting at the moment.

His random incidents with Wes last year, really put me off. They were just malicious and random. Then he's going to get into it with Joao next. And he purposely antagonizes them, too.

Notice how he sees Joao eating the take out food they had to order (because Adam didn't cook for the crew), and he purposely walks in front of Joao's face while he's eating and says something about "guns out." That's someone who is definitely looking for a fight.

I don't buy his nice guy act one bit.

by Anonymousreply 383August 1, 2018 10:15 PM

Have the people who think Colin isn't sexy seen his brief shirtless shots?

by Anonymousreply 384August 2, 2018 12:26 AM

Colin and Joao are in Fire Island

I wonder if they are DL'rs. At least I think Colin is.

by Anonymousreply 385August 2, 2018 1:17 AM

I definitely don't think that Colin is out at all. I don't think he's even dabbled in the homosex.

However, he may have thought about it before.

Someone like Colin seems like he would be a very late bloomer. I honestly don't know what would be the conduit to make him even realize that he might be gay, because he seems very clueless about it.

by Anonymousreply 386August 2, 2018 1:50 AM

I get a straight vibe from Colin, a nerdy cute straight vibe.

by Anonymousreply 387August 2, 2018 1:53 AM

Colin is major boyfriend material to me. That tall slender body in those shorts and that smile, and the sweeetheart goofball personality. Can’t decide if he’s gay or straight though.

by Anonymousreply 388August 2, 2018 10:24 AM

Why does captain sandy hate Hannah so intensely? There is something else to it besides slacking on the job. Hannah's fake ponytail was cringe inducing this last episode.

by Anonymousreply 389August 2, 2018 11:32 AM

How does Adam get away with not cooking for the crew? Should we tell Captain Sandy?

by Anonymousreply 390August 2, 2018 2:36 PM

Sandy earned what she’s achieved through hard work. I can imagine that as a woman, she resents seeing talented and resourceful women like Hanner be lazy and bitchy and flirty and duplicitous in the workplace instead of casting that nonsense aside in order to get the job done right.

I’d guess that Sandy actually likes Hanner but just wants to knock some sense into her. I could see Sandy shaking Hanner by the shoulders while saying, “You’ve got it all wrong! There’s a better path to happiness than the doomed path you’re on!”

by Anonymousreply 391August 2, 2018 2:44 PM

Hanner thinks she knows it all so she's doomed for a miserable, lonely life filled with failure.

by Anonymousreply 392August 2, 2018 7:29 PM

Capn Sandy wants to scissor Hanner and then make her cry

by Anonymousreply 393August 2, 2018 8:00 PM

did Hannah say she's been doing this for 8 years?

by Anonymousreply 394August 2, 2018 8:16 PM

Hanner died 8 years ago. Her version of hell is being stuck on yachts with younger, pretty girls and sexy men who don’t want to fuck her.

by Anonymousreply 395August 2, 2018 8:27 PM

I would rim Conrad until the cows came home

by Anonymousreply 396August 2, 2018 8:48 PM

Run Conrad run! There is something really sad about Hanner. I like her as a reality TV character but we know it's not for show. Girl needs to serious recalibrate and needs therapy desperately.

by Anonymousreply 397August 2, 2018 8:55 PM

Hannah self sabotaging, what a surprise. Hannah sitting there alone with no friends and nobody to talk to after fighting with Conrad... sad.

by Anonymousreply 398August 2, 2018 9:07 PM

^^^^You forgot that she’s drunk and furiously smoking cigarettes in addition to be friendless and alone

by Anonymousreply 399August 2, 2018 10:13 PM

The smoking is soo unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 400August 2, 2018 10:38 PM

Is she serving food and drinks to millionaires while reeking of cigs? Smokers have no understanding of how awful they smell.

by Anonymousreply 401August 2, 2018 10:42 PM

The smoking troll reappears. Puff puff.

by Anonymousreply 402August 2, 2018 11:25 PM

Am I the smoking troll? I’ve only posted about it in this thread. But OK, whatever.

by Anonymousreply 403August 2, 2018 11:38 PM

Whatever? And she's a valley girl to boot.

by Anonymousreply 404August 2, 2018 11:41 PM

Conrad's grating nasal twang really shows when he's agitated. Ears bleeding listening to his argument with Hanner.

by Anonymousreply 405August 3, 2018 12:30 AM

I remember in season one (the very first episode of BD Med), Hannah mentioned that she wasn't very good in school, and everyone in her town said that she would never amount to anything.

I guess moving half way around the world and re-inventing herself was Hannah's way of getting back at them. And to an extent, she has had a measure of success in her career as a yachtie.

So why is she just reverting back to her old self, and acting like a useless pile of crap nowdays? She obviously had the talent to make it to Chief Stewardess, but now she just comes across as a lazy, excuse making liar.

Hannah's like a real life Muriel, from "Muriel's Wedding."

by Anonymousreply 406August 3, 2018 1:08 AM

R405 Mariel!

by Anonymousreply 407August 3, 2018 1:58 AM

r406 might explain Hannah's label obsession, too.

by Anonymousreply 408August 3, 2018 10:22 AM

H kissing ass (doing her job properly) after Sandy's ass pounding was cringe-worthy.

by Anonymousreply 409August 3, 2018 2:48 PM

[quote] H kissing ass (doing her job properly) after Sandy's ass pounding was cringe-worthy.

My favorite part was when Hanner was running around like a chicken without a head, and asks Brooke to get the champagne and glasses ready. Then Brooke points to a tray with the champagne and glasses sitting on a table, all ready to go!!

That was the best. Then Hannah says, "oh, good job!" as Brooke gives her a fake smile and looks at her fingernails. Hahahahaha!

by Anonymousreply 410August 3, 2018 7:24 PM

I can't imagine how anyone can do that job. The living quarters are so small!

How long is a season? They do this job 12 months a year?

by Anonymousreply 411August 3, 2018 8:10 PM

J-Wow looks like a dangerous psychopath. That evil look in his eyes while he was watching Brooke and Casey talk about him was very disconcerting.

He's a Joran van der Sloot type - he'll charm you off your feet, but don't piss him off, 'cause you'll end up floating in the Mediterranean.

by Anonymousreply 412August 4, 2018 11:09 AM

Poor Colin's feeling left out. I'll comfort him.

by Anonymousreply 413August 4, 2018 3:46 PM

I loved it when they were all out to dinner talking about the reason why Conrad and Hanner were fighting, and Colin said, "And now we're all a little dumber." I love him! I want to marry him.

by Anonymousreply 414August 4, 2018 3:47 PM

I do not think anyone noticed, but the hot (and so NICE) guy from Oklahoma wore a 'NEW MONEY" T shirt-

Because I have all of a sudden become obsessed with this show and binge watched the 1st two seasons, this was because Adam said something like "I know these type of people, these NEW MONEY Types are not going to tell me I cannot put onions in my food!"

I think they seem like a DREAM client- Down to earth, fun. adorable, and wealthy!

by Anonymousreply 415August 4, 2018 9:36 PM

Below Deck Med is only 2nd to Southern Charm as my favorite show!

RH can be cancelled for all I care. Except RHOD. (Very underrated)

by Anonymousreply 416August 5, 2018 1:21 PM

R415 they were much better behaved this go round. They were total trash last season.

by Anonymousreply 417August 6, 2018 5:52 PM

[quote] they were much better behaved this go round. They were total trash last season

Most return guests get better the second time around.

Once you get a look at your abhorrent behavior on television, you'll change your tune real quick. Assholes don't like seeing themselves act like assholes. It's like staring at a mirror that makes you look horrific.

That's why Adam changed so drastically from last season. Same thing goes for the guests.

by Anonymousreply 418August 7, 2018 9:13 PM

Captain Sandy's lesbian friends arrive on the yacht tonight!

by Anonymousreply 419August 7, 2018 11:37 PM

R418 Obviously, that looking in the mirror thing doesn't seem to phase Hanner.

by Anonymousreply 420August 8, 2018 1:05 AM

Is Hanner originally from Porpoise Spit?

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by Anonymousreply 421August 8, 2018 1:16 AM

Lizzy the Lesbian is a Lousy Tipper! Poor Adam. He pulled out all the stops...I was dying over the clambake. Yum! Then again, I guess a thousand bucks for two days work is okay. When did Joao sneak a dick pic? I was sitting right there. Did he do it under the table? It's amazing how Hanner sees everything even though either smoking or napping. I'd fucking pull a mutiny on her ass the way she's working those girls. Can't believe Conrad wants back into a relationship with that bottomless pit of entitled desperation.

by Anonymousreply 422August 8, 2018 2:23 AM

Why doesn't Bravo post Joao's dick pic on the Below Deck photo page?

They'd get millions of hits!

by Anonymousreply 423August 8, 2018 3:10 AM

J-Wow has the face of a malevolent child who sets fires and tortures animals.

I agree with Brooke about Hannah. She looks like a lot of fun on a personal level but a bit lazy at work. Hannah is a lucky girl if Conrad likes her.

by Anonymousreply 424August 8, 2018 3:35 AM

Funny how the crew always seems to go nuts near the end of the season. They're ready to kill each other!

And why does Captain Sandy's friend spell her name as Lizzz? That's bizarre. Lizzz Kritzer.

by Anonymousreply 425August 8, 2018 4:33 AM

Adam is sexy with the cropped hair and fuzz. I'd sniff him while he was making lunch

by Anonymousreply 426August 8, 2018 6:41 PM

I don't find Adam sexy in the least. I guess its his personality.

by Anonymousreply 427August 8, 2018 6:53 PM

Adam obviously realized that his behavior last season was probably going to cost him work so he did an about face and now he's this great, hardworking chef. I don't buy it. I still think he's a nutcase.

by Anonymousreply 428August 8, 2018 8:11 PM

Hanner will always be miserable as long as she is compared to younger, prettier women. She will always come out on the losing side of that comparison. And it will always destroy her. She’ll never get over it like most of us do as we age.

For Hanner to be sane, she needs to be surrounded by fat women or gays. She needs to always be the prettiest and most fuckable to her master, the rich straight man. I’m sure in that scenario she’d be quite pleasant and even better at her job.

Hanner is EXACTLY like my sister. I know her type very well.....

by Anonymousreply 429August 8, 2018 8:50 PM

There is no comparison between Adam and the chef on the original Below Deck (Ben?) Ben could be peculiar, but his food was in the stratosphere whereas Adam's food can be found in any nice restaurant.

If I was paying for a vacation like that, I wouldn't want to eat anything that I could easily prepare myself.

by Anonymousreply 430August 8, 2018 8:51 PM

Very true. Ben came up with some fabulous, innovative dishes and Adam's looks one step up from Red Lobster. Of course, he's still better than the asshole who served beef cheeks at every meal.

by Anonymousreply 431August 8, 2018 11:55 PM

What Chef Beef Cheeks lacked in culinary curiosity was more than made up for by his Beefy Cheeks. Damn, I love a thicc bald daddy with big arms and a fat ass.

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by Anonymousreply 432August 9, 2018 12:10 AM

Sandy's friend looked trans but they didn't seem to say anything about it

by Anonymousreply 433August 9, 2018 11:29 AM

I have no recollection of the beef cheek chef. What season was he?

by Anonymousreply 434August 10, 2018 11:18 AM

He was on the other Below Deck show a couple of years ago. The show with Kate and Captain Lee that is set in the Caribbean.

by Anonymousreply 435August 10, 2018 12:05 PM

R406 becoming a glorified servant is considered successful? Umm ok.

by Anonymousreply 436August 10, 2018 12:37 PM

Sandy's friend looked trans but they didn't seem to say anything about it

I thought that was just a very masculine woman; he/she had the curves/shape of a woman, but that face honestly could've gone either way.

by Anonymousreply 437August 10, 2018 5:58 PM

It’s refreshing that the maybe-trans person left the audience guessing. It’s no one’s business.

by Anonymousreply 438August 10, 2018 6:14 PM

See ya back in Florida!

by Anonymousreply 439August 10, 2018 6:33 PM

Haha, next episode Conrad gets busted for SLEEPING ON THE JOB!

Busted!

Damn, he and Hanner are completely PATHETIC in leadership roles. I hope that future employers are watching, and they never get hired in the yachting industry.

by Anonymousreply 440August 10, 2018 7:06 PM

I actually feel kind of bad for Conrad - he just seems immature and not terribly bright. With someone like Sandy keeping him on a short leash, he might actually be okay. Hannah, on the other, better hope she can parlay her reality show fame into some kind of living like Jax Taylor, because her name is shit now.

by Anonymousreply 441August 10, 2018 10:42 PM

You know that Hanner must LOVE knowing that Australia thinks she’s made it big in the States. When this show goes away, she can probably lord her “American Superstardom” over the ignorant Aussie TV networks to land a low-rent reality show or two down undah.

by Anonymousreply 442August 10, 2018 11:18 PM

Conrad is in way over his head. He's not a leader and, thanks to Hanner, he's completely unfocused. I would promote Joao and demote Conrad.

by Anonymousreply 443August 10, 2018 11:40 PM

R443 Joao is sexually harassing the female crew members behind Captain Sandy’s back. I hardly think he’s appropriate for a leadership role. Conrad is a horrible Bosun but Joao is not a good replacement.

by Anonymousreply 444August 11, 2018 1:11 AM

[quote] Joao is sexually harassing the female crew members behind Captain Sandy’s back

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me. Are we watching the same show?

They are not only throwing themselves at him, but Kasey and Brooke are actually FIGHTING over Joao.

Get a fucking grip, you #metoo mental case.

by Anonymousreply 445August 11, 2018 1:16 AM

[quote]I would promote Joao and demote Conrad.

Hilarious. JWow is 10 times more immature than Conrad.

Who, besides a preschool aged child, thinks it's funny to steal someone's shoe? Or to stick around annoying someone who has asked you several times to let them be?

by Anonymousreply 446August 11, 2018 2:05 AM

There's no sexual harassment on this show. They're all a bunch of whores who thrive on the drama. Joao isn't giving attention to anyone who doesn't want it. As far as stealing a shoe or being annoying, he was drunk. They were all drunk. When Joao is on duty he's 100x times more focused and in charge than Conrad is and he doesn't let his playtime interfere with his work. PS I don't like Joao but that doesn't mean he isn't good at his job

by Anonymousreply 447August 11, 2018 3:53 PM

Conrad has Mommy Issues; hence his being drawn to Hanner. Hanner, on the other hand, is emotionally stunted; hence her being attracted to Conrad.

It would not be surprising if it were disclosed Conrad comes from an affluent family; hence his laughing in Hanner's face when she lashed out, saying, "You could never afford my lifestyle." She failed the test.

by Anonymousreply 448August 11, 2018 4:32 PM

I don't think that Conrad is rich, R448.

He doesn't have a very posh accent.

by Anonymousreply 449August 11, 2018 7:25 PM

Conrad puts on a kind of posh accent until he gets riled. Then he sounds a bit more cockney.

by Anonymousreply 450August 12, 2018 1:36 PM

Whoever said that Conrad's voice is awful when he yells, was right.

When he started screaming at Hannah, he sounded so shrill! I didn't even recognize him, because his voice had taken this weird tone. I couldn't listen to it!

by Anonymousreply 451August 12, 2018 6:20 PM

Conrad gets busted tonight!

by Anonymousreply 452August 15, 2018 12:17 AM

R447 In vino veritas.

Except Joao can't use the excuse of alcohol because he's childish and antagonistic every second he's away from the boat. Tonight, before a single drink was consumed, he tried to provoke Hannah by calling her materialistic.

Would agree there's no sexual harassment going on. But he's doing his best to keep the jealousy and animosity bubbling between Brooke and the slow blonde. Just like an immature dick, desperate for attention.

by Anonymousreply 453August 15, 2018 1:32 AM

Ew, this was the yuckiest group of charter guests ever.

That primary with the bad hair dye and the constant religious talk, creeped me out. He kept alternating between talking about spirituality, and then bragging about being rich. So disgusting.

And that azn lady hitting on Adam was just pathetic. Funny how azn women just throw themselves at white guys. Now we know how Zuckerberg's wife reeled him in. They just act as if you're the most interesting person in the world. Even if you're not.

This was a very weird charter.

I felt bad, when Conrad said that Colin has more of a cameltoe than a moose knuckle. Ouch!

by Anonymousreply 454August 15, 2018 4:24 AM

Hannah fucks up again. That bitch should have been FIRED.

How do you forget the vodka, when you know that the guests are drinking bloody marys? Dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 455August 15, 2018 4:33 AM

Colin seems to be a good judge of character, so if he likes Joao, then I like Joao.

by Anonymousreply 456August 15, 2018 5:14 AM

They kept showing two bottles of vodka. It looked like they were on the tender, just not with the other alcohol.

by Anonymousreply 457August 15, 2018 7:49 AM

The vodka was on the tender, just not in a cooler

by Anonymousreply 458August 15, 2018 9:39 AM

[quote]Colin seems to be a good judge of character, so if he likes Joao, then I like Joao.

He didn't say he liked him. He said you couldn't criticize him for not working hard. No one here is saying he's lazy, just that he's not the consummate professional his fans are making him out to be.

[quote]he's doing his best to keep the jealousy and animosity bubbling between Brooke and the slow blonde. Just like an immature dick, desperate for attention.

Yes. And it's not only on shore. He does this shit on the boat as well. Sowing discord among the crew for personal amusement is about as far from professionalism as can be conceived.

by Anonymousreply 459August 15, 2018 9:44 AM

I saw the multiple shots of the 2 bottles of vodka but they looked like they were sitting in the kitchen on the boat...not the tender. The tender was tiny and Colin isn't an idiot so he surely would have seen them. Speaking of Colin, he makes the show for me. Doesn't play into the drama, just comments from the sidelines and he's hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 460August 15, 2018 2:15 PM

The vodka was in the galley. Hanner's losing it. I think she'll be taken off the boat in a straitjacket before the end of the season, muttering "quack quack bitch!"

by Anonymousreply 461August 15, 2018 3:42 PM

Other than Hanner, Chef Onions, and Sandy, will any of the other cast members return for another TV season next year?

by Anonymousreply 462August 15, 2018 4:39 PM

Colin pings my gaydar hard. His mannerisms became particularly apparent in this episode. Does he ping for anyone else? Are we sure he's not gay?

by Anonymousreply 463August 15, 2018 8:10 PM

I know people will hate me for saying this, but Hannah and Adam's friendship is one of the best things about this show. I don't know why, maybe because they're both crazy, they're just so entertaining together.

by Anonymousreply 464August 15, 2018 8:14 PM

[Quote]Doesn't play into the drama, just comments from the sidelines and he's hilarious.

The reason he's not getting any screen time is because he's boring. Half the time I forget he's even on the show.

by Anonymousreply 465August 15, 2018 8:18 PM

The Hanner-Chef friendship is more of an alliance. Remember when the Chef complained—loudly and repeatedly—that Hanner is terrible at her job? Did she suddenly improve? Does he suddenly have amnesia? LOL He’s just hiding his hatred since he doesn’t need yet another enemy.

by Anonymousreply 466August 15, 2018 8:20 PM

R466 That's what I like about them, they're frenemies.

by Anonymousreply 467August 15, 2018 8:29 PM

I'd be so pissed if I chartered a yacht and got this rag tag group of untrained crew. Refer to us once as "guys" and Its over.

by Anonymousreply 468August 15, 2018 8:36 PM

In fairness, Adam would complain about any chief stew. He thinks it's her job to tell the guests when to eat, how long courses last, etc.

by Anonymousreply 469August 15, 2018 8:40 PM

Adam's food looks pretty good this season. That motivational speaker was a painful reminder we must grow old gracefully. What a cheesedick. And his quotes? Everyone should be rolling their eyes like a slot machine.

by Anonymousreply 470August 15, 2018 9:48 PM

The motivational speakers tiny swimsuit motivated me to start my diet today

by Anonymousreply 471August 15, 2018 11:12 PM

Adam likes the Asian guest so he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 472August 15, 2018 11:24 PM

Do anyone other than the captain, chief stew, the chef and one of the deck crew ever come back on these shows? It's pretty clear second and third stews and nearly all but one of the deck crew (if that) never return. They can't really have a majority of the crew come back because they like to play out the same dynamics over and over again, i.e. Hannah vs the second stew, alpha male deckhand drama.

by Anonymousreply 473August 15, 2018 11:28 PM

"When you bless the food, it changes the molecules to make them good for you."

Wacky Dacky Doo!

by Anonymousreply 474August 16, 2018 3:40 AM

[quote] It's pretty clear second and third stews and nearly all but one of the deck crew (if that) never return.

They haven't been brought back as main characters, but the two gay deckhands Dave and (I can't remember his name) the British guy from Manchester with the trans girlfriend, were brought back mid-season as replacements.

Even Ben was brought back mid-season, when they fired the "beef cheeks" chef.

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by Anonymousreply 475August 16, 2018 5:41 AM

Hanner is such a . . . such a . . . calculating "Mean Gurl"

She locks up the hotter, younger blonde (albeit, bleached) out of sight in the below-deck laundry room, while allowing the brunette 'Princess Not So Brite' on deck.

by Anonymousreply 476August 19, 2018 11:24 PM

I'd like to know more about how the charter guests sign up for the show and what they are told to do and if they really pay or get some kind of deal or compensation. Being filmed and depicted on tv isn't exactly what the average charter guest is hoping for when they book this type of vacation.

by Anonymousreply 477August 20, 2018 1:14 AM

Maybe they get SAG cards, lol.

by Anonymousreply 478August 20, 2018 1:27 AM

I'd be interested to know how the charter guests are arranged as well.

by Anonymousreply 479August 20, 2018 3:06 AM

[quote] I'd be interested to know how the charter guests are arranged as well.

I guess for the Med, as long as you're a lesbian and a friend of Captain Sandy, then you're good to go!

by Anonymousreply 480August 20, 2018 3:29 AM

I really do wish they'd bring back Kelley and his meaty cock.

by Anonymousreply 481August 21, 2018 12:37 AM

I read somewhere around the second season of the original Below Deck that the production company charters the boat for the whole duration of filming the show.

The charter guests are real (or real/fake, as in friends of the cast or somehow connected to Bravo) and they pay 50% of the regular charter rate in exchange for being filmed and giving all the rights to the show.

The tip is real, and it's what the cast primarily relies on for $ as their regular salaries for the show are really small in comparison to the casts of other Bravo shows.

I knew a yachtie who knew some of the cast from the S1 of the original show, as she had worked with them on other boats. Besides minor gossip about the cast, the interesting thing she said was the chef on charters is actually a really big deal. Not only does the chef not report to the Captain, the chef makes more $ than the Captain.

by Anonymousreply 482August 21, 2018 1:50 AM

Thanks for the info. R482.

I love hearing these behind the scenes stories. Although, I find it hard to believe that the chef would get paid more than the captain!

by Anonymousreply 483August 21, 2018 4:44 PM

Is this the last episode of the season?

by Anonymousreply 484August 21, 2018 11:51 PM

Nope. A few more left.

by Anonymousreply 485August 21, 2018 11:52 PM

Did Hannah and her boy toy make it to Prague?

by Anonymousreply 486August 21, 2018 11:57 PM

What kind of name is Yawn?

Captain Sandy Yawn.

I don't think that I've ever seen that surname before.

by Anonymousreply 487August 22, 2018 1:26 AM

Colin gets hotter every episode with that body, maniacal laughter, deadpan comments. Conrad is such a pretty boy too.

by Anonymousreply 488August 22, 2018 1:45 AM

Did anyone else bawl when Colin's parents showed up? I want them to adopt me. What a sweet family.

by Anonymousreply 489August 22, 2018 3:17 AM

Colin is just so damn cute.

by Anonymousreply 490August 22, 2018 3:59 AM

Colin’s crying over reuniting with his parents made him all the more fuckable to me. Damn that boy

by Anonymousreply 491August 22, 2018 9:40 AM

I must say Colin has grown on me and seeing him react to his parents last night was so sweet

by Anonymousreply 492August 22, 2018 12:59 PM

Colin is smart, has a great sense of humor, looks good lying nearly naked on his bed, but, for me, there's something a little off about him. I do hope he gets together with Brooke in the end because there's something a little off about her too.

by Anonymousreply 493August 22, 2018 2:13 PM

Man up, Colin!

by Anonymousreply 494August 22, 2018 2:57 PM

Girls like Brooke never go for nice guys so forget it. She is destined for a life of misery.

I totally teared up with Colin's parents it was very sweet but also a little strange.. I just can't relate my parents were not very emotive but it is nice to see such a loving family. Then there is hard hearted Hanner. Looks like Connie is running for the hills. Finally.

by Anonymousreply 495August 22, 2018 5:18 PM

It's a little sad that we think parents flying all the way to Italy to support their son (and because they miss him) is odd because, let's face it, most of us would have died of embarrassment if our parents had done the same thing. I know I would have. Clearly they have a very special bond and it's just lovely to see. His mom is adorable and his dad looks like a real sweetheart. I think Andrea Cohen should put Colin on his Love Connection show.

by Anonymousreply 496August 22, 2018 7:43 PM

The new trailer for below deck is out and I’m excited. Tahiti and Kate, nasty Hanner has made me see how lovely she is despite resting bitch face

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by Anonymousreply 497August 22, 2018 7:47 PM

The parents' trip to Italy was planned and most likely paid for by Bravo.

by Anonymousreply 498August 22, 2018 7:47 PM

Colin is definitely the romantic pick from this group. Conrad is very cute but isn't relationship ready yet. Joao is a psychopath.

Funny bits from a recap:

[quote]Brooke has internalized João’s nastiness toward his No. 1 enemy, which is probably what he jerked off to the previous night instead of staying up to console her like Conrad did.

[quote]Brooke says Hannah is “one of the most manipulative people” she’s ever met. Which would probably be true if she hadn’t also just met João.

[quote]Hannah may be feeling insecure about her image on the boat, because she helps Kasey do laundry. This leaves Kasey time to go off and flirt with João, an activity that’s actually more demeaning than all her other chores.

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by Anonymousreply 499August 22, 2018 8:23 PM

Bravo is fucking cheap and no way did they pay for Colin's parents trip just for 3 minutes of screen time.

by Anonymousreply 500August 22, 2018 8:33 PM

Ugh, why does Hannah keep wearing that ratty fake pony tail?

by Anonymousreply 501August 22, 2018 11:15 PM

Joao is an awful human being. Whoever held him for ransom should have kept him. I can't believe people would pay $$$ to get him back. He's vile.

by Anonymousreply 502August 23, 2018 2:47 PM

Send Joao back to Zimbabwe. He's no different from other Africans invading Europe.

by Anonymousreply 503August 23, 2018 2:50 PM

I worked with several South Africans and they truly are the worst. All were sociopaths and the coldest bunch I've ever encountered.

by Anonymousreply 504August 23, 2018 3:18 PM

It's odd because I love the Dutch but their ancestors who invaded South Africa in the 1700s must have been a cold bunch of cunts. I've met few worth knowing.

Guess it's the same for Zimbabwe. Though J-Wow is actually worse than any South African I ever met. He makes Oscar Pistorius seem warm and cuddly.

by Anonymousreply 505August 27, 2018 8:30 AM

Thank you for the two glorious shots of Joao's ass in tonite's episode.

by Anonymousreply 506August 29, 2018 1:54 AM

So Connie's balls finally dropped and he ditched Hanner. Good on ya!

by Anonymousreply 507August 29, 2018 3:40 AM

I hope Connie stays strong, looks like Horny Hanner is going in next episode.

by Anonymousreply 508August 29, 2018 5:53 PM

So what if I'mdrunk horny, sweetheart? It's all your fault, honey. Pay me.

by Anonymousreply 509August 29, 2018 7:06 PM

I really like Adam this season. He just gets better and better. He's a bit mischievous, but it's fun to watch.

by Anonymousreply 510August 29, 2018 7:25 PM

I agree with you R510, but he was so mean & ugly last season, it's hard to shake off that impression and his fawning over Malia was just sad & embarrassing. He's clearly more self-aware than Hannah who seems to forget that she's been called lazy practically every season, but I wouldn't trust that guy not to put glass shards in my food if he was mad about something.

by Anonymousreply 511August 29, 2018 7:59 PM

It would be nice if Colin and Conrad engaged in a little anal receptive intercourse

by Anonymousreply 512August 29, 2018 9:05 PM

That would be hot.

Bravo, I want to see some seriously hot gay guys hook up next season. Its pretty ridiculous that we haven't seen this yet when the str8s are hooking up all over the place.

by Anonymousreply 513August 29, 2018 9:10 PM

Adam continues to creep me out. He looks like someone who would urinate in the guests soup.

by Anonymousreply 514August 30, 2018 1:58 AM

R512, as opposed to anal non-receptive intercourse?

by Anonymousreply 515August 30, 2018 2:03 AM

Next season looks amazing!

by Anonymousreply 516August 30, 2018 2:12 AM

Did anyone else notice the size of Brooke's calves? They looked like Popeye's arms

by Anonymousreply 517August 30, 2018 2:25 AM

Does Colin look a bit like Hugh Jackman?

by Anonymousreply 518August 30, 2018 4:09 AM

[quote] Adam continues to creep me out. He looks like someone who would urinate in the guests soup.

Yes, please!

by Anonymousreply 519August 30, 2018 4:59 AM

Colin and his parents are so damn cute! I love that they love each other so much; it's rare that you see families so close. Call me sappy, but I think it's sweet.

by Anonymousreply 520August 30, 2018 8:49 AM

Brooke is being gaslighted by Joao- wake up girl!

by Anonymousreply 521August 30, 2018 11:20 AM

J-Wow is a sociopathic and psychopathic dickwad. There's something very Joran Van der Sloot-ish about him. Brooke and that bad dye job blonde girl should turn around and run far, far away from him.

by Anonymousreply 522August 30, 2018 2:44 PM

Yeah not sure Joao fits into Kasey's goal of finding a man who treats her like her dad does her mom?? Unless Kasey's dad is a sociopath?

R517 I notice Brooke's calves as well. Must have been all those stairs..

by Anonymousreply 523August 30, 2018 8:18 PM

I think Joao is gay and he's trolling all of us

by Anonymousreply 524August 30, 2018 8:50 PM

Scissor me timbers!

by Anonymousreply 525August 30, 2018 9:27 PM

[quote]There's something very Joran Van der Sloot-ish about him.

That's a really good comparison. Another psychopathic product of colonization.

by Anonymousreply 526August 30, 2018 10:36 PM

I don't understand the appeal of J-Wow. He's just okay looking, and he has a "fit fat" body right now. In a few years, though, it's just gonna be a fat body.

by Anonymousreply 527August 31, 2018 1:04 AM

What is up with Kasey's hair?????? It didn't start out that way at the top of the season but it's turning jaundice.

by Anonymousreply 528August 31, 2018 1:54 AM

The recent episode where Hanner, chained to the yacht and her two-way radio, was calling in the recipe for Bloody Mary's to the tender crew: Bullshit.

An expert Stew would never do this: pre-mix Bloody Mary base sent in a gallon jug, on ice. Oh, then there's the 'missing' Grey Goose.

She's fired.

by Anonymousreply 529August 31, 2018 3:34 AM

Is there a pedicurist on the show staff?

by Anonymousreply 530August 31, 2018 9:50 PM

Kaceys hair is straight up sun in brass. Damn woman - fix that!

by Anonymousreply 531September 1, 2018 12:09 AM

R529 This isn't happy hour at Applebee's. Craft cocktails are made to order, entirely from scratch.

by Anonymousreply 532September 1, 2018 12:33 AM

Kaceys hair is straight up sun in brass. Damn woman - fix that!

That's what that is - I wondered (as did others) why her hair was such an odd color; I remember putting Sun In in my dull brown hair & having it turn a shade of pale orange (not red- orange).

by Anonymousreply 533September 1, 2018 12:44 AM

Kasey should wear a turban

by Anonymousreply 534September 2, 2018 1:55 AM

Why does everyone think Conrad is so hot? Those Bugs Bunny teeth are awful, and with all his smoking, you know his breath smells like a dead body. No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 535September 2, 2018 4:27 PM

Agreed, R535. He's not sexy, and also (as I said earlier) got a high, whiny voice that's absolutely like a buzzsaw. He reminds me of a cockney Gilligan.

by Anonymousreply 536September 2, 2018 5:33 PM

Conrad reminds me a little bit of Nick Heyward of 80s Haircut 100 fame.

by Anonymousreply 537September 2, 2018 8:52 PM

Finale is tomorrow night!

I love how the previews keep blasting Hannah's sluttiness all over the previews, rofl.

"Conrad?? TAKE OFF MY PANTS!!!!" Yuck!

by Anonymousreply 538September 4, 2018 12:45 AM

The finale was awesome.

I actually shed a few tears when Jamie and Joao left.

by Anonymousreply 539September 5, 2018 4:52 AM

The reunion looks like it's going to be a real bitchfest.

I'm surprised that Sandy is going to come for Conrad. They left on good terms.

Brooke is a class act. Most people leave Hannah, hating her. At least Brooke wanted to remain friends.

by Anonymousreply 540September 5, 2018 5:11 AM

[quote]I'm surprised that Sandy is going to come for Conrad. They left on good terms

I imagine she learned something in viewing the episodes that she didn’t know then.

So she’s telling him now, because she couldn’t tell him then.

by Anonymousreply 541September 5, 2018 5:23 AM

I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks Conrad or J-Wow is hotter than Colin is crazy!

True, Colin may not have the looks of a GQ model (nor do Conrad or J-Wow), but his body is H-O-T hot! And nobody has a sweeter personality. He stayed out of the fray with Hanner and Bucky Beaver and J-Wow and the stupid girls.

I'm not sure he really had a "thing" for Brooke. That whole scene where he confessed his infatuation with her seemed a bit forced. When he started talking to her, he even said, "I don't really wanna do this now." It's almost as if the producers said, "Colin, get in there and tell her you like her. We need more drama before this damn boat docks before the last episode!"

by Anonymousreply 542September 5, 2018 10:49 AM

I agree with r537 I also saw a little young John Taylor of Duran Duran too.

by Anonymousreply 543September 5, 2018 11:12 AM

Was that the first time Bucky and Hanner did the deed? I thought they'd fucked a lot but they had her asking him how he'd gone six weeks without a blow job or sex...

by Anonymousreply 544September 5, 2018 12:15 PM

Watched the finale with a straight male friend. FIRST thing he asked was how to pronounce the gay guy's name (referring obviously to Joao). R24, you my be on to something.

I think Colin is really hot, personally. And his body is pretty sexy too. His goofy sense of humor makes him all the more attractive to me.

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by Anonymousreply 545September 5, 2018 12:32 PM

Colin is gangly, geeky and adorable. You can tell he'd do everything in bed to make you happy. Total sweetheart. He's the kind of straight guy who would accept oral from a dude but also be nice enough to help the guy get off afterwards. A true gentleman.

by Anonymousreply 546September 5, 2018 12:37 PM

Nice pits on Colin

by Anonymousreply 547September 5, 2018 6:38 PM

The reunion should be nice and sloppy

by Anonymousreply 548September 5, 2018 6:43 PM

R542, I agree with everything you said, especially the part about the producer-fed drama. These people are not actors, so they can't pull it off, most of the time.

Looking back on last season, it's obvious the main storyline was for all the guys to want to fuck Malia. She's an attractive girl, but unless she has a magic snatch, why would all the guys be fighting over her for a 6 week "relationship."

I hope they find someone to replace Hannah. She's ugly inside and out, and totally sucks at her job.

by Anonymousreply 549September 5, 2018 7:25 PM

I agree Hanner is so damaged but she makes for good TV. I say bring her back, her life is going to end up in the trash heap anyway, let her have her fun.

by Anonymousreply 550September 5, 2018 7:27 PM

Colin's attempt at a backflip was adorable. I can't remember liking a BD cast member this much. The chat between Conrad and Joao was nice because it's clear that they don't hate eachother despite the work tension between them. There were lots of nice moments and it was a nice way to wrap the season. I'm going to miss them all. Even Hanner.

by Anonymousreply 551September 5, 2018 7:41 PM

They should sign yacht engineers to appear on camera.

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by Anonymousreply 552September 5, 2018 8:02 PM

“The chat between Conrad and Joao was nice because it's clear that they don't hate eachother despite the work tension between them”

Difference between men and women

by Anonymousreply 553September 5, 2018 8:03 PM

Joao sucks. I hope to never see him again on my tv.

by Anonymousreply 554September 5, 2018 8:34 PM

Joao is manipulative going around gaslighting everyone on the crew. He took a sick pleasure in upsetting everyone. Based on the reunion preview it appears Brooke is upset, disappointed and sad with Joao after watching the season in full. I’m most interested in Captain Sandy’s take on everything after seeing all the goings on’s she wasn’t privy too. Most notably her impressions of Hannah, Conrad and Joao.

Below Deck Mediterranean has been superior to the original Below Deck the last two seasons. The preview for the new season of Below Deck based in Tahiti looks pretty amazing though, lots of drama and the franchises first male stew and he’s gay!

by Anonymousreply 555September 5, 2018 8:52 PM

I thought the “definitely not Prague” joke was funny.

by Anonymousreply 556September 5, 2018 9:02 PM

Joao pings to outer space. There's no way this guy is str8.

by Anonymousreply 557September 5, 2018 10:04 PM

I love both Below Decks but I am partial to the Med. There is no place more beautiful IMHO. And no sharks.

by Anonymousreply 558September 5, 2018 10:35 PM

Below Deck is always entertaining mostly because of Kate and the adorable Captain Lee. The rest of the cast looks completely new this season.

by Anonymousreply 559September 5, 2018 11:29 PM

@R542 - At the conclusion of that touching, heart-warming scene, the producers edited the scene to cut to Colin's bare feet, focusing on his stubby and frustrated/confused bare toes, twitching away with helpless vulnerability.

by Anonymousreply 560September 6, 2018 1:22 AM

Judged purely on screen-time and story focus, Hanner is the only star of BDMed. Just as she likes it - all the world are merely players in hers.

by Anonymousreply 561September 6, 2018 3:55 AM

Joao will be back next season. He created almost all the drama on the boat, and you heard Sandy tell him she wanted him for bosun.

by Anonymousreply 562September 6, 2018 10:43 PM

I think Hannah will be back too; I think they (Bravo) made Captain Sandy apologize to her (even though she really didn't deserve it) since you go the distinct impression from previous episodes that Sandy was done with her shit. Hannah's behavior got worse as the charter went on & it's hard to believe she didn't notice that. Poor Conrad, dummy that he is, will end up being the target of Sandy's frustration instead.

by Anonymousreply 563September 7, 2018 12:04 AM

Brooke really took the high road with Kasey who was a total man eating cunt with Joao. And the conflict between the daughters and dads gf on the last charter seemed totally manufactured. Plus, to me, the girlfriend looked closer to the dad age than the girls age.

by Anonymousreply 564September 7, 2018 2:06 AM

R564, I agree about Kasey, except her continued involvement with Joao reeked of being force-fed by producers, too. It was even more heavy handed than making Colin confess his crush to Brooke.

by Anonymousreply 565September 7, 2018 3:07 AM

Does anyone have any true insider information on how Below Deck Med is produced? I'd like to know more about producer intervention, fakery, etc. Typically what you hear about reality shows is that situations are misrepresented, often in editing, and scenes are shown out of order. But I'd like to know if BDM producers actually tell cast members what to do in order to create drama. And if they do, can the cast refuse to do so? It would be interesting to know what the contract says.

by Anonymousreply 566September 8, 2018 12:05 PM

Id also like to know if the crew has help. I know in previous seasons off camera engineers were mentioned but haven't seen any of that for a while. And are the guests provided the tips by producers? Sometimes the crew's reactions to the tips are probably really embarrassing for the guests.

by Anonymousreply 567September 8, 2018 2:50 PM

Does anyone have any true insider information on how Below Deck Med is produced?

I wondered that too; Adam was clearly trying to keep his nose clean this year after his horrifying behavior last year, so I felt like the whole business about him "not feeding the crew" was a way to get him in the mix, yet not make him out to be a total asshole/psycho like he did last year. That just seem concocted to give him a little drama.

by Anonymousreply 568September 8, 2018 2:59 PM

The new male stew on Below Deck (Tahiti) looks very familiar.

Was he on some other reality show before?? I swear that I've seen him on one.

by Anonymousreply 569September 8, 2018 7:10 PM

Just like MJ's trainer, those two guys were on Bravo's show about married couples

by Anonymousreply 570September 8, 2018 9:41 PM

Reunion so far: Joao has definitely been humbled. Sandy went after Conrad. Hanner is on her best behavior. Adam still looks like a psycho. Kasey is a twat.

by Anonymousreply 571September 12, 2018 1:34 AM

And Colin. Who's Colin again?

by Anonymousreply 572September 12, 2018 1:46 AM

Poor Colin. He barely said two words. The main focus was on Joao, Brooke, the blonde whore and Capn Sandy. Jamie and Colin were sitting on opposite ends and they were barely addressed.

by Anonymousreply 573September 12, 2018 2:51 AM

TOo bad Jamie and my sexy little Colin were ignored. That Kasey is the most boring character ever on this show to have so much focus.

by Anonymousreply 574September 12, 2018 7:31 AM

Joao had no tears during his pretend tearful interlude. Psychopath.

by Anonymousreply 575September 12, 2018 8:15 AM

I'm in love with Joao. I hate that everyone piled on him.

Hannah should have gotten the brunt of the criticism, but because she's the "star" of the show, she's immune from criticism, just like Bitchenny on RHONY.

It has everything to do with Andy Cohen's shitty questions and his favortism towards certain cast members.

I wish Bravo would just dump his ass already. I hate him.

by Anonymousreply 576September 12, 2018 8:18 AM

It has everything to do with Andy Cohen's shitty questions and his favortism towards certain cast members.

She really should've been called out, at the very least for her behavior towards Brooke, but I wonder if it has less to do with Andy & more of the narrative that Bravo wants to push - they want to keep Hannah/B so they go soft of them, while the Conrad & Carole are expendable, so they get the kitchen sink thrown at them.

by Anonymousreply 577September 12, 2018 8:25 AM

Jwow and his beefy quads. He was asking a lot of those pants.

Kasey is pretty clueless.

Brooke may have grown a spine if she and Joao have really split.

Has Capn Sandy ever talked this much before?

We needed more replay of the video of naked Colin in his bunk with his arm behind his head. Nice pits.

by Anonymousreply 578September 12, 2018 9:11 AM

[quote] We needed more replay of the video of naked Colin in his bunk with his arm behind his head. Nice pits.

Those were my favorite shots of the season.

Colin has an amazing body.

The weird thing is that he has a really great personality, but it only comes out when he's in a natural setting. The minute the camera turns on, he just clams up. What a bummer.

by Anonymousreply 579September 12, 2018 9:56 AM

Why are you blaming Andy, every question he asked was from a viewer. I agree, too much time was spent on Joao but , he's the one that caused most of the drama.

by Anonymousreply 580September 12, 2018 10:06 AM

Guess who picks which viewer question gets asked?

by Anonymousreply 581September 12, 2018 10:52 AM

Hanner got a pass because the focus was on bad boy Joao. Also, keep in mind that they may have filmed for several hours but much was edited out.

by Anonymousreply 582September 12, 2018 12:12 PM

Jaoa seemed like a different person last night but he did come off as very sincere and seeing himself on screen was probably a huge wake up call. He's still young. He can change. As opposed to Adam who's transition from arrogant asshole last season to Top Chef this season was forced and not at all believable.

by Anonymousreply 583September 12, 2018 12:55 PM

Jowo seems unstable. I doubt that he’ll be back on the show next year.

The rest of.them are a snooze. I assume that only Chef Nuts, Hanner, and Sandy will return.

by Anonymousreply 584September 12, 2018 3:06 PM

R584 I actually would peg Sandy, Hannah and JWow for next season. I think Adam is a goner. He didn’t bring enough to the table this season. We know that the captain and chief stew roles are pretty much a given season to season. Either the boson or the chef return in addition, I would put my money on JWow over Adam. Imagine the fireworks between Hannah and JWow, epic.

by Anonymousreply 585September 12, 2018 3:23 PM

[quote] I actually would peg Sandy, Hannah and JWow for next season. I think Adam is a goner. He didn’t bring enough to the table this season. We know that the captain and chief stew roles are pretty much a given season to season. Either the boson or the chef return

I agree, R585.

Also, Andy Cohen kind of set it up in his question to Captain Sandy. "Would you bring back Joao as your bosun?" And Sandy said, "Absolutely."

So it looks like it could happen.

And she also said that she would take any crap or disrespect from Hannah, like she did this season. She straight up said that if Hannah got out of line, she would be fired. Ha!

by Anonymousreply 586September 12, 2018 7:09 PM

Ha ha the chef “didn’t bring enough to the table”

by Anonymousreply 587September 12, 2018 7:12 PM

Adam was on point as far as food this season but he was a snooze. JWow was so timid and soft spoken he was like a pod person. I kind of like the devilish Jwow. I know he is still in there. Both Jwow and Conrad are adorable. I would fuck either of them and marry Colin. I would kill Adam.

by Anonymousreply 588September 12, 2018 7:19 PM

It's true though, R587. Adam was boring as shit! He barely spoke, just like Jamie and Colin.

And the devilish Joao is "Jezzebob." Haha.

I wanted to ask how he came up with that name. Is it a hybrid of Jezebel and Beelzebub? What's the Jezebel part of him? A whore? Hahaha.

by Anonymousreply 589September 12, 2018 7:21 PM

Of all of the nitwits who have been on BD (and I'm including Rocky here), I think Adam came off the worst. Plus he actually struck a co-worker (he smacked Wiz in the head after giving him a wedgie) and he should have been kicked off the boat and never brought back to the show after that. You can yell, you can be verbally abusive but you can't put your hands on another person.

by Anonymousreply 590September 12, 2018 8:28 PM

Joao was looking VERRRY hot last night and he actually did nothing for me during the regular season. I am not sure what it was, exactly.

by Anonymousreply 591September 13, 2018 12:20 AM

Omg Joao is a dick that's only sorry he got caught. Kacey was trying way too hard for airtime. Wtf was she wearing?

by Anonymousreply 592September 13, 2018 12:50 AM

R592, I don't watch pagaents, but given her past I'm sure that's what all the girls are wearing. She looked ridiculous and her hair still looks like yellow bird shit.

Hannah was clearly on a redemption tour to make up for her obnoxious behavior and nonexistent work ethic. There have to be better chief stews to cast on this show that will do a great job with a side helping of drama.

Speaking of doing shitty jobs, Andy continued his tradition of being the worst and most biased host in the business.

by Anonymousreply 593September 13, 2018 1:37 AM

[quote] Joao was looking VERRRY hot last night and he actually did nothing for me during the regular season. I am not sure what it was, exactly.

It was his very MEATY thighs, struggling to break free of his very tight pants.

He is HOT.

by Anonymousreply 594September 13, 2018 1:44 AM

I definitely think Hannah will be back but not captain Sandy. I miss Bobby that big galute. The guys this season were very meh to me.

by Anonymousreply 595September 13, 2018 11:01 AM

Poor Colin put on his best outfit and had only one question (which was about Jwow).

I couldn’t stand the reunion, it was basically the Jwow and Brooke Show.

by Anonymousreply 596September 13, 2018 11:51 AM

Colin looked so cute with his little lapel flower.

by Anonymousreply 597September 13, 2018 11:51 AM

God, what a waste of a reunion show. An evening of J-wow, Brooke, and Hideous Yellow Blonde Hair Girl and her evening gown. It's as if the rest of the cast, especially Jamie and Colin, didn't even exist. And J-wow is so full of shit with his crocodile tears. That sociopath knows exactly what he's doing.

by Anonymousreply 598September 13, 2018 1:29 PM

I miss Bobby that big galute.

I agree; he was an entertaining doofus and drama queen all rolled into one big goomba package. I think the plot line was clearly that all the guys were madly in love with Malia, but he seemed to see the wring on the wall & stepped back.

by Anonymousreply 599September 13, 2018 7:33 PM

Link to new thread for Below Deck Tahiti.

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