Brad Pitt is ‘glowing’ around ‘extroverted, outgoing, vivacious’ Neri Oxman

Insider = Neri.

I'm happy for both of them. This needs to happen more frequently - actors getting w/ smart people.

This is an OVERKILL

My skin is glowing too

STOP with the bs frau fiction......Hes NEVER leaving me for her.

WEIRDO WHORE

I’m sure she “likes” him but she definitely seems thirsty for attention also. There are way more posed glamour photos out there than there are of your average highly successful early 40′s academic (male or female). Especially all the photos where she is apparently staged to look either thoughtful or pouty. I realize she’s in a more “glam” part of academia than many faculty/professors, but even considering that she seems over-the-top than most. This is definitely not a case of someone *just* falling for Pitt because of his natural charm, intelligence, and good look.

I told you so.......

Geez....This post about her personality is about to explode from narcissism. Being around Neri is intoxicating as if you’re flying high above the mountains.” LOL.

Some of -Oxman’s favorite music includes Beethoven’s late quartets. “These works begin with a consistent musical idea and culminate [in] a sequence of movements that outstrip their original structure sublimely to a point where it is almost -impossible to trace the various elements from which it was comprised to begin with. This would be analogous to all of nature’s architectures.”

'"Gazpacho, Oxman says, beautifully demonstrates how you can combine separate things to get a unified sensory experience. “It’s the erosion and transformation of ingredients into formless, amorphous fractions of an elusive whole sensed by the mouth, not by the eye. I am inspired by alchemy, and all things continuous, uninterrupted and effortlessly fused into wholes.”

Crazy person said what?

This woman sounds like a pain in the ass but I wish you well, Brad.

You just know she has some kind of a Personality Disorder

Brad loves his women pain-in-the-ass r13. She'll fit right in.

She sounds loopy

I had her as a professor. She's a self-aggrandizing house of cards. She steals from her students and is an absolute terror to deal with. Everyone on her staff hates her. She sounds perfect for Brad.

Pretentious, moi?!

a full blown narcissist is more like it

R17 Please do share more!

I've always had a nice impression of Brad: he seems like a sweet guy, so I wish him well. I think it's a testament to him that his exes don't talk badly about him.

She sounds pretentious and exhausting. He'll be back to boozing in no time.

She looks unhealthy skinny, which means Brad is totally dating her.

She doesn't look "extremely smart".

What does it mean to look 'extremely smart' again?Rocking Einstein's afro?

She doesn't have kids. That could be a major attraction. He probably has crotch fruit fatigue.

If I met someone who talks like that (R11) about cold soup, I’d 1) laugh out loud 2) think they were crazy and ridiculously pompous, but by no means « very smart »

He deserves better.

She seems like the new Amal Clooney - a professional who is very fond of Hollywood glamor, red carpets and PR opportunities with celebs. IIRC, Clooney and Pitt are friends so perhaps the former's choice of partner rubbed off on the latter.

As is in his nature, he lacks a self identity so look for him to be glomming onto the traits, mannerisms and identity of Neri.

R11, she's basically describing America there. The opposite of Israel.

DM article is how they said Neri is smarter than all of Duh's ex wives and girlfriends combined.

professional beard

GOOP is seething with envy that she didn't think of that treatise on gazpacho herself!

R25 Einstein isn't black/ African American. He has no African blood, he is Jewish. That is a Jewfro you speak of which Einstein doesn't have. Jonah Hill rocks a Jewfro (from time to time).

LOL, they really are laying it on thick with this woman, aren't they? Whatever, as long as it aggravates Angie, and makes her seethe with envy, I'm down for it temporarily.

This is so corny. Anything involving Brad Pitt or AngelIna Jolie causes severe secondhand embarrassment.

The crazier the cunt, the better she makes me look.

R17 More details, please!

She seems eccentric and domineering. He must be into this type.

Is she one of those manic pixie girls?

Upgrade from AJ

I think the ideal partner for Pitt would be Woody Harrelson, as they're both unpretentious, superchill potheads. Too bad they're both straight.

Sad Last Days!

Harrelson is straight but Brad isn't

He will never leave me for her....

Yes we get it Frank R46.

WHO'S FRANK ?

Never mind.....he would never fuck around on me....whether its male or female.

She looks like this waitress in this commercial for Tide.

So she likes Beethoven and cold soup? Why can’t she just say that?

I’m all for being bright. Not that she had too big of a hand in it, anyhow. People are born with their IQ. However, I’d eventually be exasperated if I had to listen to someone describe soup like this. I’m curious as to how she describes Brad’s penis.

She also resembles his soon to be ex wife way too much. It’s obvious he’s still hung up on her.

I love how the DM is calling it “the Amal Effect” - dating a beautiful professional woman. You just know that will drive some people crazy.

im sad jolie and them kids will take 2/3 of his salary for the next 15 yrs.

bummer

high price to pay for a beard

the man loves it up the ass and u know it.

Brad PItt's diverse list of exes includes Robin Givens and Juliette Lewis.

He apparently loves sticking his dick in crazy.

Yawn. The media is trying very hard to make these uncharismatic bores the next power couple.

Neri sounds pretentious. Amal for the win.

R17 please spill.

If you want your fill of Amal Clooney, read the cover story in the May Vogue. She actually poses in a highly styled photo with a rape victim. I used to like her until I read the article. She's a poser.

Frank Ocean R48.

Juliett Lewis was 16 when Pitty started dating her either he's a perv or a pathetic closet case

MY 2 YEARS WITH BRAD PITT

I needed a houseboy, Man Friday, poolboy, ...

[quote]jolie and them kids will take 2/3 of his salary for the next 15 yrs.

Is this true? lol

I thought harrelson was gay? Pitt is gay. Harrelson I know is Jewish and his father was serial killer.

R17 is simply describing a typical architectural professor. Surprisingly pervasive.

She’s a dyke right?

[quote]Harrelson I know is Jewish and his father was serial killer.

No one born "Woodrow Tracy Harrelson" in Midland, Texas in 1961 could possibly be Jewish.

Pitt used an old black lady as beard in his early career. Cruise and Lowe used Melissa Gilbert as beard early in.

maybe he has turned str8 in his old age

wheee

Brad needs to couple up with a blonde guy who is in his 30s but still looks mid-late 20s. In a couple of years, they will have the tech for two men to have babies together (making an egg out of cells from one of the guys and use sperm of the other) and can have their own, private family that Brad always wanted without psychotic females intruding on his "chill out" time.

I bet he regrets "adopting" all those rugrats. All the noise/commotion probably drove him insane. Plus the money? Damn.

I bet Madonna's next in regretting her choice...she had an instragram video of all four of her adopted kids banging on drums as loud as they could and then Madge acts SO surprised that her building is trying to kick her out.

Given that Brad is gay, why did he want kids so bad. He seemed to have genuine yearning.

[quote]"Gazpacho, Oxman says, beautifully demonstrates how you can combine separate things to get a unified sensory experience.

It's SOUP, bitch. ffs.

It cracks me up that people are falling for this overblown charade.

Also, Neri’s farts don’t stink.

Neri never gets headaches.

Neri never loses her keys.

Neri never leaves hair in the drain or on the soap

Neri never craves sweets.

Neri doesn’t use much salt. But when she does it’s sea salt. And not just any old sea salt. Sea salt from a particular part of a particular sea.

Neri belongs to Mensa.

Neri follows mindfulness.

Neri is her own best friend.

Neri makes active listening a practice when talking to people.

Neri has VERY strong communication skills.

Neri is also “chill”.

Gazpacho is yummy even if you don't have a PhD.

Neri believes the glass is half full.

Neri never eats the last cookie.

Neri believes that beauty comes from within.

Neri doesn’t suffer fools.

Neri takes time for herself.

Who the fuck wrote those ridiculous "insider" quotes? Does Neri have a publicist who honed her knowledge of English reading Barbara Cartland novels?

Neri uses her time wisely.

Lesbian here. I have always loved Brad Pitt. He's been really good the LGBT folks. I hope he finds happiness.

Neri believes in the promise of tomorrow.

Neri was born on the sabbath day.

Neri gives out packs of raisins at Halloween.

Neri gives it her all!

Neri never re-gifts.

And she wraps gifts in reclaimed materials like food wrappers or newspaper. But it looks good because she’s artistic. Don’t you try it, you’ll muck it up.

[quote]She steals

Well, she is Israeli.

Don't believe Pitt is gay but I do believe he fucked whoever would give him a job when he got to Hollywood.

R98, She steals your heart!

Lesbo here too. *Waives at R91* I hope he's happy. He seems to be a good guy.

Neri only needs two squares.

Neri recycles the peanut butter jar, and it’s spotless.

Neri never lets it get her down.

Neri was a child prodigy.

Like Neri would trade in her intelligent billionaire for Brad. Pfft

Betcha didn’t know Neri once won the Powerball jackpot.

Neri sparkles.

Neri has that special something.

Neri doesn’t follow the pack.

Neri doesn’t let her emotions carry her away

Neri was just canonized

Prince Harry met Neri and his feet started to get chilly all of a sudden.

Neri only sleeps 300+ thread count

Neri is America’s sweetheart.

Neri never pays retail

Neri has never experienced that "Not so fresh feeling."

Neri knows the difference between "waives" and "waves" unlike the lesbo at R101.

Neri forgives you. This time.

Neri has Brad’s heart. That’s all she wanted for Hanukkah!

Another high maintenance wacko broad, the dumb ass sure knows how to pick 'em

Her curly hair is the most interesting thing about her appearance. Kudos to her for not straightening it.

Her hat looks stupid.

Harrelson is gay?

Brad and Angelina getting married was a Slap in the Face to Gay Americans

R91 He's been really good the LGBT folks.

???

Pitt and his ex beard Robin Givens . Taken in 1989

Nero grows old gracefully.

Pitt was briefly engaged to his beard actress Dorothy Schoelen after the two co-starred on Cutting Class before breaking it off in 1989.

In 2017 Pitt was supposedly dating Ella Purnell 21! , Kate Hudson and Sienna Miller! yeah Sure Jan!

Pitt bearded kidman's ex Thandie Newton in 1994 - 1995

Juliett Lewis was Pitt's beard in 1989 - 1993. She was 16 when they started dating!

Pitt dated one of Cowell's beards Sinitta in 1987

Pitt dated Keanu's beard Jill Schoelen in 1988 - 1989

Pitt dated US beard/actress Elizabeth Daily in 1989 . Clooney later used this woman as a beard in 1993

Pitt's dating history . These women are all les or professional beards or both.

R126 No deary he was fucking givens. He might be bi but not gay. He likes the peen but likes the poon as well.

He dated Goop the Goop that was married to gay singer Chris Martin

R136 Only in your dreams Pitt is bi or straight lol

Pitt and Givens were drug buddies.....Givens was actually dating Mike Tyson at the time......theres even a story out there in the press somewhere about Pitt and Givens being in a car at Tysons house and Tyson threatened to kick Pitts ass if he didnt stay away from Givens.......if Pitt were fucking her, MT would have pulverized him at that time.....just sayin.....

R138, I have it on good authority that he was fucking Givens. Lewis too.

Pitt is bi. And he was wonderful taste in women, other than Sinita. Even Aniston was adorable when he started dating her. And she’s still attractive. She’s just no Angelina Jolie, who happens to be, or has been known to be, one of the most beautiful actresses of her generation.

Sinita is NOT attractive. Sorry, Sinita!

I’d be interested in seeing some pics of the men he’s been with. I betcha they’re HOT!

Sinitta was in her window of attractiveness when Brad fucked her

r140.....I AM

Saw Macaulay culkin on Allen degenerate. His voice squeals like he is gay.

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He seems like a good beard for Angelina. Why divorce your beard. I guess he was drunk or something

Hes not fawning over anyone.....the fraus are doing the fawning .......and the fabricating of the "romance"

R146 the fraus aren't the ones gushing about her in these articles. Insiders are being quoted. I'm guessing these insiders are publicists. This romance may well be faked, but it's being faked by Neri and or Pitt for publicity. This isn't fan fic created by post menopausal house wives in fly over states.

Neri appears to be like the lawyer who married Clooney, desperate to be in the tabs with paps camping out. Not classy at all.

I don't recall this level of gushing about Amal. There was a lot about her professional accomplishments. I don't recall all this, she lights up the room and everyone who comes in contact with her is transformed by her presence, kind of talk. It's really over the top. Neri sounds like a Mary Sue type character that appears in bad fan fic. Jolie did get gushed about in the same way.

R149, yes, Jolie did get gushed over. But when Pitt got together with Jolie, she was already an Oscar and Emmy winner. She was already involved in her humanitarian work, she had adopted Maddox, she flew planes, rode motorcycles, and had been fawned over regarding all of this before Pitt came along. Of course Pitt and the Shiloh pregnancy drove it way up, but she already had a solid fan base.

I’ve never ever thought this before, but I’m starting to believe something is really off with Pitt, and he’s an asshole. You don’t allow this shit to go down when you have children with the woman you’re still married to.

Sign the fucking divorce papers, let the ink dry, and then roll out your romance with the most perfect woman to have ever lived.

Angie did well to be rid of him.

R150 I know AJ got that PR treatment even before Brad. It's just kind of interesting that it's two women in a row that are being described as more than human, not of this earth kind of special. I'm thinking someone learned PR from watching Angie. I also noticed AJ is being negatively compared to the new woman, just like Anisten before her.

These are fake marriages but the courts don't know. A lot of financial issues accompany a fake marriage. Amazing that no one leaks the truth. These fake marriages have been going on for at least hundred years. Most of the kids from these marriages are gay and are actors themselves.

R152 crisis actors, huh? Did you get lost looking for InfoWars?

r150 pitt is a personality leech.

Neri Oxman is a former Beard for gay composer Osvaldo Golijov

Why are we seeing so many 'glamour shots' for a professor? This is not normal. Is she trying to become a celebrity?

Neri needs no introduction.

She's a famewhore, lesbian and a beard

Hes not leaving me for her.....

His old and fug no one wants him

R156 just hit the nail on the head.

Neri is the life of the party.

His old and fug what, R162?

They're doing it all wrong from a PR point of view: "glowing" around a new lover is un-masculine---SHE is supposed to me the one with the glow. He's just supposed to walk around with a satisfied little grin on his face, at the most.

R156, I agree. This whole thing is way too over the top, and needs to be placed in proper perspective.

I’m not sure why some celebrities find it necessary to make it look like they’re dating or married to the most perfect person. It’s really weird, and out there.

Celebrities are human. And regardless of what they believe about themselves, people actually like them MORE, when they exhibit vulnerabilities, and traits that everyone can relate to. You know, like being married to, or dating, normal men and women, who are down to earth, and relatable.

Say what you will, but that’s why someone like Phillip Seymour Hoffman was so loved by so many. He wasn’t only a HUGE talent, and extraordinarily gifted, but he was one of us. He wrestled demons (and unfortunately lost his life as a result), was pretty frank about his struggles, was partnered with an age appropriate, normal looking woman, and understood that he wasn’t something special, who was inaccessible. Acting was his job, just like a postman’s job is to deliver the mail.

People like Pitt, of high celebrity status, need to get a fucking grip. We all have to take a shit in the morning, shower, shave, put on some clothes, dress our kids, feed ourselves and those who rely on us to eat, and keep a fucking roof over our heads, along with our families. No one gives a shit if you’re dating an MIT professor, but if you are, remember why people loved the mother of your children. They loved her because she admitted all of her shit, and never claimed to be perfect. She was no saint. Just a lady who decided she wanted to help the less fortunate, and decided that you were the man she wanted to have a family with. That she has an almost perfect face is due to good genes, and a skilled surgeon, and it was actually never her best quality.

Get real and come back to fucking earth.

Brad Pitt is not dating Neri Oxman....he already issued a denial.....its the fanfraus who insist on this fantasy and drive this bullshit.