Hot Baseball players

Mike Trout , 26 Los Angeles Angels

It’s not a DL thread about hot baseball players until we give Anthony Recker and his beautiful big butt a spin around the bases.

Who’s Anthony Recker? I’ve never seen his name outside DL. He must be a minor league player.

No, R1. Just. No.

Good Lord.

I'll never forget Tino Martinez.

Why no, R4?

He has no waist, no basket and is wearing a faux fur costume pirate beard. Just off the top of my head.

He looks like deli ham, R6

Bae-ball

Brady......

[quote]Why no, [R4]?

Because R4 is old as FUCK.

Javy Lopez.................

Matt Kemp

Kris Bryant

My wet dreams are soaked with the juices of an Anthony Rizzo/David Ross pairing.

Especially if Rizzo calls Ross "Daddy."

yesss

Dallas Keuchel? Besides the white trash name, that ZZTop beard is disgusting.

R5 I got to meet Tino Martinez, even had my picture taken with him (his idea, I would never ask). What surprised me the most about him is how tall he is. At least 6’ 2”.

Robin Ventura. Met him when he was with the Mets. Most recently managed the White Sox. Hot then, still hot.

My forever favorite, Kevin Elster

Omg, I used to love Kevin Elster! And Al Leiter. For today's players, that Brielle Beirman or whatever her name is, ex-bf is pretty hot. His name escapes me at the moment. Hunter Pence is pretty cute. This video is pretty funny.

[quote]Because [R4] is old as FUCK.

You can think I'm 90 for all I care. I still have my eyesight and he's the personification of AWG.

Here's HOT:

Another:

I think OP guy is cute. R22/23 is next level model material. Who is that?

Is Anthony Recker Hispanic? I know his last name is German, but he looks Latino.

Not R22/R23, but it's Kevin Kiermaier who plays for the Tampa Bay Rays.

Recker is the only I find sexy on this thread, but Bryant and Kiermaier have beautiful eyes. Trout is kind of cute.

Kyke Hernandez

Giancarlo Stanton

[quote]You can think I'm 90 for all I care.

Cool, I will...because you are. Don't get me wrong. I'm not an ageist but only stuffy, old- queens would respond in such a way to a guy with a beard or tattoos in 2018. It's annoying and predictable, but most importantly....NOBODY asked you.

ANYWAY...Giancarlo Stanton, y'all. Good LORD, I wouldn't even know where to start him.

Alright, back to the white guys now.

Ian Desmond

r1, two strikes, you're out.

Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals.

And, another one of Bryce.

I want to be in the middle of a Bryce and Giancarlo sandwich

Joey Votto has always been a favorite of mine

[quote]Alright, back to the white guys now.

Really?

[quote] Joey Votto has always been a favorite of mine

Joey Votto has womanly hips.

Ian is mixed, which you can easily discern in literally every picture of him except the one posted at r31.

Yu Darvish, who's now with the Cubs.

Ron Darling

Two hunks

Mike Piazza is gorgeous with a remarkable smile and two of the most beautiful doe brown eyes I’ve ever seen.

All 6’4” of Cal Ripken Jr. with his crystal blue eyes and, most importantly, his giant, rotund ass...

Ryan LaMarre on the MN Twins

Fuck Yu.

When I was glancing through a bio of Cal Ripken he described how his father was a firm believer in spanking as a punishment for his sons. Cal and his brothers decided to hide their father's paddle, however, when one of them did a "spanking offense" and their father couldn't find his paddle he gathered all his boys out to the workshop in the garage supposedly figuring out that at least one of them hid the paddle. He made them all watch as he made another one and then spanked them all with the new paddle. Cal said it was the hardest spanking he ever got from his father--well he certainly has (or had) the ass for it.

Was spanking meted our as punishment to Anthony Recker?

Was spanking meted out as punishment to Anthony Recker?

I don't know about Anthony Recker getting his share of spankings, I'm not sure if there is a bio out on him, but hope springs eternal... The only reason I watch any baseball is to see the slaps on the ass the players give each other, I think there ought to be much more of it, especially since it seems to upset frauen and other assorted tightass types. With the money baseball players make they should be willing to please the crowds in any form or fashion, especially with ass slaps when they do something good (homeruns?) or just for the hell of it.

YouTube video of Anthony Recker’s ass. The poster of the video said he’d post another Recker ass video if this video gets to 300 likes. It’s at 195 now.

I'd like Mitch Moreland (1st baseman- Boston Redsox) to sit on my face.

I’d have paid to spank Ripken’s ass from the time he joined the majors up until around the late ‘90s. It’s a magnificent set of glutes.

There is something that with those uniform pants that does amazing things to those player’s asses. Seriously makes them hot.

The one in the OP looks like a fat hillbilly

Yes, r54, uniforms seem to make even very plain, ordinary men into something sexier and more interesting. I find mailmen, UPS guys, guys in camouflage pants or even doctors in scrubs hotter than they would ordinarily appear. I don't know what it is, maybe a psychologist or psychiatrist could explain it. r55, I don't know about the OP pic of the guy being fat, I don't think he is, although he may be a hillbilly, albeit a sexy one. I don't like the way he disfigured his right arm with tattoos, but the fashion among baseball players right now to have beards/moustaches is great. He is actually a football player, but I think Tom Brady, handsome as he may be without one, would look great with some facial hair. I always thought all he needed was a firm spanking for deflating those footballs and just move on from there--I would have gladly administered the spanking! I guess Tom Brady's politics are abominable though from what I've read.

Not hot, but damn. Joe Pepitione from 1975.

In what ways is Anthony Recker unique among baseball players?

In his prime, Brad Ausmus. Still looks good with greying hair, but loved his look when he was still catching.

Dave Wright = viagra

I wish Folks here were more into posting current hotties rather than people they thought were hot way back in 1998 or 1970.

For r61, here’s my Boo Lou. Super hawt!!

I just want to go on record saying that baseball is the most boring sport in the planet. What does that say about American culture? I went to a game once (I'm half American half Latin American) and saw people reading books as they waited for something to happen. What's the appeal?

You make it sound like soccer or NASCAR

R62, he looks diseased.

Babe Ruth

Francisco Lindor

Sorry R1, but I don’t get the hotness from your choice. Neither the face nor the body are exceptional. I’m happy for you that you admire him, but he does nothing for me, and I’m fairly accepting of most men.

Is Dallas K a homosexual?

[quote]Sorry [R1], but I don’t get the hotness from your choice. Neither the face nor the body are exceptional. I’m happy for you that you admire him, but he does nothing for me, and I’m fairly accepting of most men.

That’s great! But as you can see, I didn’t create a poll asking for votes for the hottest players nor did I request your feedback on people’s selection. It’s really simple. Why not just contribute with a photo instead of bitchy old people remarks? One of the reasons I selected him is because I knew you seniors would have something to say about him. See...predictable

[quote]I wish Folks here were more into posting current hotties rather than people they thought were hot way back in 1998 or 1970.

*SIGH* Right. I also knew someone was gonna post Recker and the same goddamn Gabe Kaplan photos from 1998...Jesus

Tyler Wade

Marwin Gonzales...PAPI

That’s precious, r70/OP. You get your panties in a bunch because someone criticizes your choice (I agree with you that they shouldn’t) and in the same breath (ok, maybe you stole a sigh) you bash several people’s choices.

Why did you know Recker would be posted? Because he IS HOT, many DLers like him, and that’s what you asked for in your original post. Th n you turn around and get snippy with the people who are actually following your instructions.

And for being such a snide host, your thread deserves to die.

Who cares about current hotties? They don’t even wear those super tight uniform pants anymore.

[quotes]baseball is the most boring sport in the planet.

Ahem. Golf, anyone?

Mike Piazza has disturbing wide-set eyes.

I WISH that baseball players wore the same kind of pants football players wore minus all the paddding! see thru spray painted on white pants with ass skin and jockstrap straps clear as day showing thru! lol! oh yeah!

going "old school" but i miss steve garvey, jim palmer, mark mcgwire and who i think was the handsomest pitcher who ever played scott erickson! (he was even 1 year among people magazine's 50 most beautiful people)....

I agree that it’s whack to post baseball players from Yesteryear. To each their own, but Keep it current and relevant. I don’t get this obsession with nostalgia postings. Current is hot.

Well then maybe this thread should have been more specific in the original post. Even adding the word “current” to the title would have done the trick. Too late, bitches!

I love when OP admits to trolling by posting fugly guys just to get a reaction. Several of his choices are not just “tastes differ” but outright bizarre looking.

Classic hotness crosses generations (and involves neither caveman beards, bellies, nor tattoos)

Matt Kemp is fine

[quote]you bash several people’s choices.

WRONG again, Bruce. I didn’t bash anyone’s choices. I just called out the unsurprising posting of the same two players that are ALWAYS mentioned anytime there’s a baseball thread. And--evidently--unlike you, my world doesn’t revolve around how many threads I can keep active.

[quote]I love when OP admits to trolling by posting fugly guys just to get a reaction. Several of his choices are not just “tastes differ” but outright bizarre looking.

Nah. What you ‘Love’ is to read something and completely miss the point. I posted Dallas Keuchel because I truly think he’s smoking hot. Your overblown dramatics about his appearance--because he doesn’t look like a teenager or a hairless Ken doll--would be inevitable and amusing...and they were.

If you two are done...I'd like to get back to posting photos of hot basebal players

Mike Zunino

Mike Aviles

I just noticed that Baseball players don't really pratice shirtless. Weird.

R83, there should be an unnamed rule about that.

Sean Rodríguez.

And a request for more flashbacks from yesteryear.

Photos capture the hotness forever.

Sean Rodríguez even hotter with a beard.

Lucky to be alive.

Jake Lamb of the D-Bags is sizzling.

Corey Seager of the Dodgers. Yum.

Buster Posey of the Giants. Swoon.

[quote] Corey Seager of the Dodgers.

He's out for the season. He has to have Tommy John surgery.

Anthony Rizzo and his luscious butt.

Wow, r90, Tommy John has to be pretty rare for a position player. Sucks for Corey and the Dodgers.

Quite, R92.

Article about it, R92.

George "Squanto" Wilson, catcher (March 29, 1889 – March 26, 1967)

George at R95 was my grand uncle.

Too busy checking out their asses

Come a little bit closer

Another pic of cute Yu Darvish, nice butt

Unnnh...All aboard!

Tommy Phan...and his spawn apparently.

Jose O. Berrios

Zack Greinke of the D-Bags.

all about the asses.

[quote] Mike Piazza is gorgeous

In that photo, Piazza looks like a rat with a learning disability

Kris Bryant has an elephant trunk between his legs too, Javy Baez hung like a house fly...

Houston Astro George Springer

R2 you must be right!

Linky stinky, R108.

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Alex Blandino

r 31, I had such a crush on Ian Desmond when he played for the Nats. I wanted to be his down-lo side piece so bad.

What was supposed to be at R108?

WHOever is posting the last several players, you have excellent taste, bro!

Nolan Arenado of the Colorado Rockies is a big Cuban fuck stud. He has a bouncy, excitable energy about him that implies he can fuck for days. Mike Trout has a beautiful ass. And Corey Seager has a nice big butt for a tall guy.

Trout has a flat ass.

R115. That's a bad picture. It's actually quire big and thick.

Madison Bumgarner; I know he's not handsome or cute in the way DLers like, but he's cute like a horse, with a cock to match.

Ass.

Brian Dozier and Joe Mauer. Although I wish Mauer would stop shaving his head - his now salt and pepper hair would go great with his blue eyes. With his hat on he does not look too different than he did 10 years ago

Cole Hamels' butt

And for DL's foot fans...

NO feet bro

Feets, R121.

JaCoby Jones certainly has swagger.

Ted Williams had a nice pair of CSLs

^It’s DSLs.

Are those pics of Daniel Norris going to town on his ass real?

This thread makes me wonder how many teen gay boys are into baseball just to watch hot guys?

Bryce Harper

[quote]Nolan Arenado of the Colorado Rockies is a big Cuban fuck stud.

Why do they have such large and rounded butts? Not complaining just curious...what exercises do they do?

I like Gabe Kapler! Hot Hebrew!!

Gabe Kaplan?

From "Welcome Back Kotter"?

All these guys are basic, y'all.

Working his ass

^^OMG is that really him?

R132, KaplER, not Kaplan!!

Was Daniel Norris performing on cam or something?

[QUOTE]This thread makes me wonder how many teen gay boys are into baseball just to watch hot guys?

Or that play it so they can turn into one.

Who’s at R138?

R139 Hunter Renfroe

Such powerful bodies.

Is Hunter Renfroe gay?

R131 I second Gabe Kapler.

More Gabe Kapler

R142 it would help if you identified him. Duh

Don’t any of you motherfuckers watch sports? How can you not recognize Dan Uggla?

Well slap my ass and call me Betty! How could I have not recognized him! For shame for shame. I will never hold my head up again.....

[quote]Don’t any of you motherfuckers watch sports?

OP I'm diggin' your fuzzy faced slugger Dallas... and I'm fifty.

[quote]Why do they have such large and rounded butts?

For catchers there is a lot of squatting that works the thighs and glutes.

So is that’s really Daniel Norris or not???

the tattoos are all wrong, r152

Updated shirtless pics of Norris are required to determine identity.

[quote]Updated shirtless pics of Norris are required to determine identity.

yeah, then you can determine if a straight athlete in one of the most homophobic sports posted GIFs of him banging himself with a dildo.

[quote]All these guys are basic, y'all.

Yeah...I don’t think you know what the means, y’all.

Norris is a BIG Jesus freak. I doubt that's him.

Max Kepler

Kepler has tard face

Who said he had to post the gifs, r155? They look like they were captured from a cam “show” or recorded FaceTime, likely with a gf (or bf?) that got leaked.

Is Max Kepler a (looks both ways and whispers) Jew?

People compare Kepler in looks and style to Justin Morneua - but back when he and Mauer were the upcoming golden boys, he was pretty hot.

The 2006 team with M&M, Torii Hunter, Johan Santana, Micheal Cuddyer, had some eye candy and talent.

Why do baseball players spit so much? They even do it without the tobacco and sunflower seed thing.

matt harvey is such a cutie

Not in that picture, he's not

R163, he has multiple chins.

Oh wow dude

Why “oh wow dude”, R166?

R160-I don't think he is, Kepler is his mom's maiden name. He was raised in Germany with a German dad and American mom. Why does it matter though?

Why do these guys have the best bodies?

Hottt

Alex Bregman is dreamy. And sexy.

[quote]And Al Leiter.

As much as I used to love him when I was growing up, that's how much I loathe him now. He's a Deplorable on the same level as that douchebag Schilling.

Just look at these bros 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Tyler Wade

George Springer is so hot

It’s amazing how even baseball players (such as the one in OP’s photo) have heavy bodies these days, compared to the light, whippet lean players of the 30s — 50s.

Yep, pre90s footage of baseball players is shocking. They look so tiny and underdeveloped. Same With The other big sports too.

University of Illinois

Bryce Harper, winner of the 2018 Home Run Derby.

Boss

Matt Kemp (baseball) is pretty hot. He's single and looking for a girl to shop with, he says.

Harper is hot. But he has a loathsome personality. It makes him unattractive.

Matt is super hot

R176-Yes slim guys like Babe Ruth.

Heavy bodies? You mean muscular?

[quote]For catchers there is a lot of squatting that works the thighs and glutes.

Catchers tend to be squat and built more compactly. Like "fire plugs/hydrants" is they way the old-times would describe the build. That's so they can have the strength to block the runner from tagging home plate. Catchers have huge tree trunk thighs/torso and big butts. They are built a certain way. For the most part but not always, they tend to be shorter, but weigh more than position players.

Anthony Rizzo has a pretty small, unassuming, boring ass

JD Martinez (currently playing for the Red Sox)

[quote]And I hate "Angel" for killing off Cordelia, because I think she would hysterical as a watcher...

There was a lot of discussion after he was drafted that they should move Joe Mauer to another position due his being 6'4' due to the wear and tear. They might have had a point, although he ended up having to move due to concussions. Seeing him closing in on retirement age makes me feel a bit old.

Dansby Swanson!

Dansbae

[quote]Anthony Rizzo has a pretty small, unassuming, boring ass

You’re joking, right?

For an average non-ballplayer dude on the street twerking, yeah. But for a baseball ass and compared to some of the other baseball asses others have posted, it's kind of average in comparison.

Ok baseball fans.... the other night I was watch five minutes of the Home Run derby and there was the hottest guy. I said wow - I gotta see his lockroom pics. Now I can’t remember his name begins with a T and I don’t think he actually batted. Anyone have any ideas?

[quote]Why do these guys have the best bodies?

It's the ass.

[italic]Baseball Prospectus' prospects maven Kevin Goldstein , by contrast, says he has "seen scouting reports with the actual word rump in them." "A lot of baseball players tend to have big asses," Goldstein says. And while this "tends to be a pitcher thing," the boffo backsides aren't entirely confined to the mound. "[Albert] Pujols has a tremendous rump, and it serves him well," he notes.[/italic]

R193, you’re smoking some good shit. Rizzo’s ass is damn near Recker territory, and I don’t take these things lightly. It’s cerainly bigger and rounder than a lot of the guys posted here.

Cal Ripken Jr had one of the biggest asses in baseball for a guy over 6’3”. His brother Billy was no slouch either.

Billy’s ass from a kneeling position

Swanson is hot as fuck. I love his high ass and big feet.

Anthony Rizzo twerks wayyyyyy too well

Today is DL fave’s Anthony Recker’s birthday.

John Camargo

Preston Hartsell

Chris Shaw

Gleyber Torres

Yeah, I love Yankees. They all lot good in pinstripes.

One of my all time favorites was Bill Doran, second baseman mainly with the Houston Astros 1982 - 1990. Everything about him has attractive, his looks, his body, his personality.

is it true that baseball switched from the tight pants to baggy ones due to complaints from the black and Dominican players who didn’t feel masculine in tight garments?

That sounds like an obvious made-up story. Never heard it

UPenn

Rays

Latin

Bryce Harper is hideous.

Dansby

I definitely think the baseball player aesthetic looks best. Especially with a plump 🍑!

From back in the day - Mauer and Morneua - former roommates and two players who both had the second half of their careers plagued by concussion issues. They were fun to watch back in the day.

[quote]is it true that baseball switched from the tight pants to baggy ones due to complaints from the black and Dominican players who didn’t feel masculine in tight garments?

No pants can hide some of their massive dump trunk booties 🍑 Dont they know ass brings in the ratings?

I don’t know if it’s true. Caribbean and Latin men tend to wear clothing that would be considered too skimpy, effeminate, tight, or trashy for American men

I’ll have a Chase Utley please.

Juan

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Giveon

Nashville hottie