Rihanna in least flattering photo OF ALL TIME

Looks like her ass is on backwards.

R1, that was exactly my reaction. Freaky!

Where are the paper bags I recycled. Oh there they are!

It's bad but hardly the worst of all time OP

She thicc

THICC

Awful

This is the first look I've seen on her she can't pull off. Looks like she fell on curtains and rolled around them and walked out the house like that.

Bitch looks like a circus freak. The amazing woman who can turn the top half of her body completely backwards.

Dumpster meets frumpster.

The thickness of her thighs rivals Beyoncé's.

She looks very uncomfortable, not happy with the look.

Attitude doesn't allow you to get with EVERYTHING.

The top half actually looks nice. She just paired it with the worst potato sack boots of all time

This is the new trend....an ass cheek implant on your thigh! Hey give Riri credit Kimye will be sporting this look in no time.

What exactly are we looking at here ??? I don't understand

She’s packed on the pounds.

Too much pot munchies.

Pregnant!

She's not, she lost a lot of weight recently because everyone was calling her pregnant or fat.

Perhaps that's what she looks like, unflattering or not.

Whoever styled Rihanna in that mess needs to be fired.

I can now understand Chris Brown's motivation.

Funny thread! keep it up!

She's been gaining weight fairly quickly since last year, pretty much since she went public with her relationship. That gorgeous Saudi prince dick must like her with the extra cushion.

I feel as though I may be viewing some labia? Maybia?

Uncut beer can. you just know it.

Muslims like Jews are circumcised, R26. Which is best.

I've been with uncut. No. Just no.

Oh, and she looks like she's wearing the brown paper that comes in the Amazon boxes.

R25 Distabia?

It's true! You can't discern anything about the shape or silhouette of her body EXCEPT her labia.

It's almost brilliant in its horror.

Everyone involved in this photo should be fired. Then some random people should be brought in off the street and fired also.

She's been packing on the pounds the past year because she's lazy and someone who doesn't exercise. She's coasted all this time on her youth and in 10 years, she'll be fatter than the Precious actress.

It looks like some sort of bizarro beige samurai outfit.

And it also looks like her ass is on backwards.

She's gotten thick in her hips and thighs so that doesn't help things with this type of dress... or whatever you call this.

r31 yeah this is what i'm guessing too. she's incredibly vein, though, so i doubt she'd willingly become fat. this thickness is probably her threshold.

If she's not careful, her groin will start to look like this:

Guntbrella

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eh eh eh

Well, at least it looks like she can easily pass the pencil test.

The dress and photo are awful. THIC Rihanna isn't awful and at least 50 of the world's men want voluptuous tanned-skinned vaguely african woman like Rihanna. She is a dream to most men.

R27 Cut cock is mutilated and icky. French, Italians,Spaniards and Greeks are hottest guys in the world and are uncut. Jews and Muslims are cut and are nowhere near as hot.

She looks great with this shape. Its probably hard to find the balance and not tip over into fat.

Her stylist should be fired.

Does THICC mean fat now? I’m not up on the new lingo but I’m going old school with this - she got fat.

The upper part makes her look like a Sumerian love goddess and the lower part like the Venus of Willendorf.

Women are definitely going plumber today. Rihanna, Beyonce, Gaga, Madonna, Kardashians are all borderline chubby.

She ovah. Any tween can imitate her patented off-key vibrato.

Rihanna was hit with the thickness a while ago.

Janet been thick.

It’s all the booze that’s packing on the pounds.

She's always had thick thighs but it will get worse if she doesn't watch the carbohydrates and doesn't start exercising. Here she is with Umbrella, one of her first hits, over 10 years ago. Her figure was perfect then.

She rarely dances on stage like J-Lo. She only "moves". If she put on a dancing show like Jennifer, she wouldn't have this weight problem.

Ew she was too thin in Umbrella. She's perfect now. Just need to find better boots lol

She’s in Sandra Bullock’s new OCEAN’S EIGHT.

She isn't fat. That outfit is preposterous.

She's a sexy, curvy pop star who has had to spend the last decade starving herself as much as possible in order to make that cash by doing very little apart from looking good and posing well. She is very much in a place now where she can throw up a couple of middle fingers, down margaritas all day, chow down on enchilidas (or whatever) and relax whilst still looking quite beautiful. She knows her life has been a very lucky one given her extreme lack of talent, and I have no issues with her. It's also well-known that she literally gives thick stacks of cash to her close, genuine friends because she has so much of it and makes so very much by doing so very little.

And then we have goddamn Beyonce...

She is beloved in in her native Barbados. They call her princess because of how much she has done for the island. And she hangs out here with zero security. People walk right up to her to talk and dance during carnival

Yeah, she's a big deal in the Carribbean. I was in Barbados 2 years ago and the first place our taxi/tour driver took us to see was the shack she grew up in. It also probably helped that it was near the port we arrived in, I suppose. I think I and my teenage nephew and niece were the only people in the van who knew who she is.

I’m just in shock there is a thread about Rihanna...she’s one of the biggest pop stars /moguls in the world, but you would never know that reading DL.

The Friday outfit at Coachella was much better and sexier...Rihanna always comes thru with lewks. Some work and others don’t...she’s her own trendsetter.

Yesterday’s outfit at Coachella...Gucci, of course....The crowd was shocked because they didn’t recognize her with the mask.

She's the most streamed female artist in the world, according to streaming numbers. She's bigger than Adele and Taylor.

Yikes! Who's dressing her? The ill fitting clothes do her no favors

She looks like a 40-year-old Patti Labelle at R55.

She’s no me

Is she turning Muslim?

[R27] Cut cock is mutilated and icky. French, Italians,Spaniards and Greeks are hottest guys in the world and are uncut. Jews and Muslims are cut and are nowhere near as hot.

You apparently don't know the difference between religion and ethnicity. Spaniards, Greeks and Italians have DNA closer to some Syrian, Palestinian or Lebanese than the latter does with Indonesians. There are French Jews and Ethiopian Jews, so you don't sound very bright when you say what you did.

Correction:

[quote][[R27]] Cut cock is mutilated and icky. French, Italians,Spaniards and Greeks are hottest guys in the world and are uncut. Jews and Muslims are cut and are nowhere near as hot.

You apparently don't know the difference between religion and ethnicity. Spaniards, Greeks and Italians have DNA closer to some Syrian, Palestinian or Lebanese than the latter does with Indonesians. There are French Jews and Ethiopian Jews, so you don't sound very bright when you say what you did.

That's a TERRIBLE outfit but she's still hot.

Rihanna is oozing sex appeal and will still be sexy fat.

Her boyfriend is gorgeous and stands about 6’6. He speaks about 4 languages...Plus he’s a billionaire.

she will always be hot but this fitting is terrible for her body...she looks like she has elephantiasis.

It's so funny how effortless rihanna is compared to beyawnce, ywance tries so hard to be cutting edge and fierce and rihanna just is.

MY Ass!!! Ernest, I can see MY ASS!!!

Am I looking at her pussy lips? I feel sick.

When you're flashing your snatch and nips the countdown to irrelevance has begun.

Doesn't that r26 pic looks like Naomi Campbell? I was just scrolling through & was wondering why someone posted a pic of her in this thread - and went back to read.

As for the outfit, I just thought of this (left):

and yet 100% of straight men would kill their mothers to fuck her. Jealous?

You guys, let’s see how good you look jumping out of a window to escape.

The best comment was left on the IG comment section:

[quote]jmcsulb@joh_85_ something about this...I want some ritz crackers now