Sexy Gay Farmer Loves Home On The Range

Cow fucker

Pace should ditch that ridiculous mannequin and get himself a farm boy like this guy here.

[quote]THIS is the kind of story I think more gay sites should publish...no trans, no drags, no "queers"...just a couple of decent gay men in love and loving where they are and what they do.

As if there isn't enough room on the web for all of that, and more. People are interested in different things and that's fine.

Bet they liked GOC more than CMBYN.

The Hershey highway is the road to misery!

He'd look far less dweeby without the cheesy mo.

I prefer reading about couples like this over the instaho famewhores.

So you believe trans, drag and queers are somehow indecent? There is room enough at the table for all different kinds of people. Why be such a bigot?

No, I don't think they're "indecent", R7. It's just that I can't stand them. Is that allowed these days? (I will wait patiently to hear how much they can't stand ME either, which is A-OK with me.)

This dude is ugly as fuck and so are you, OP. Let me guess, you voted for Trump?

Oh, dear, r8. You really are a nitwit, and apparently proud of it.

How is this guy not a "queer," OP? He fucks men.

OP wants wholesome gay stories--farmers and such. No trans or "queers," please. OP has a very delicate sensibility.

OP, you're a huge queer.

LOL.

[quote]This dude is ugly as fuck and so are you, OP. Let me guess, you voted for Trump?

^ Russian troll.

I love the handsome buck

I don't know any real farmers who color their hair. Vain Youth-Obsessed Queen Loves Home on the Range.

Nice to see the God's Own Country sequel is coming along well.

[quote]I prefer reading about couples like this over the instaho famewhores.

but they are instagram hos

We have a big inclusive table, OP. There's no need to be a bigot.

They are a handsome couple. I admire farmers because I have no talent for that line of work.

Hairy hot fucker. Yes please.

Real farmers don't have time to be instahoes, fakes!

He cleans up nicely.

Did they meet on farmersonly.com?

OPs rant aside, I love this story.

They could be as open as a McDonald's drive thru for all OP knows. Don't judge a book by its cover... especially when its approaching middle age.

This would have been a nice thread if you had presented it without all the unnecessary editorializing, OP. Aren’t there enough threads around here bashing anyone who doesn’t fit your narrow-minded worldview?

R28 thank you

No one is more obsessed with trans people than the people who hate them. A thread about some gay farmers? How can I throw in something about trans people...

I think Ben is ADORABLE. Any other info on him? Any shirtless shots? Any of you UK queens know him? I'm ad-dick-ted to his Instagram site...

The dark-haired guy looks like Jon Hamm.

I've always wanted a farm. Mostly so I could do Sally Field's speech from Places in the Heart if we needed to save it.

Now you listen to me and you listen good. If we loose this place then you're going back to begging for every meal, and Mr. Wheeler they're going to put you in the state home, and me I'm going to loose what's left of my family. I'm not going to let that happen. I don't care what it takes. I don't care if it kills me. I don't care if it kills you. I'm not giving up and if you do you can go straight to hell.

We like you! We like you!

I would pay a premium to watch their sex tape. They are HOT AS HELL.

[quote]I prefer reading about couples like this over the instaho famewhores.

This guy IS a bit of an instagram famewhore. Most of the pictures on his feed are of him.

He needs to lose the pornstache although scruff is fine, otherwise they're both hot as ya know.

Do they kills their own beeves?

What do all you DLers think of the famers new pic? He's really hairy - yes - but he's also really HAWT

I'm sure he makes his own cheese.

He's not bad looking at all.

Some of the best sex I ever had was with one half of a gay farmer couple. He would rim me for hours then put it in HARD. His husband didn't want it in the house so we did it in a covered area directly across from the farmhouse but in full view.

I just threw up in my mouth A LOT, R39. Thanks.

Hair does not belong on the back or shoulders.

Hot, builds/creates PHYSICAL things and looks/dresses like a normal guy.

Yeah, that much hair on a pasty white shoulder is NOT hot.

He is hot. He reminds me facially of the former Colt porn star Steve Kelso.

He's just my type. Hot as fuck.

I like hairy guys, but he should get in with the sheep the next time he takes them to be shorn.

He needs to flaunt his nipples.

Adorbs. Hair on the shoulders and back is usually an instant No from me, but this guy really is cute.

Love his porn-stache....and, now, farmers...!

I LOVE shoulder and back hair! He’s scorching hot. I’d do him in a seconds

Hunky duo.lucky fuckers to have found each other

R42, that’s a hot story. Was it in upstate NY, by chance?

I hook up with a farmer whenever his husband is down in NYC. He also loves to rim forever

It's England

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Uncut Brit Cock. Yes, please.

Fake, real farmers have no time for insta-hoeing. Probably a second home. Hairy Ben is sexy as fuck but is clearly in love with himself, I kinda feel bad for the blonde husband. ...

It saddens me that nowadays people seem to think that nothing is worth doing unless you're doing it for the camera. I cannot imagine documenting every aspect of my life and posting it online. Are egos really so fragile now that people are compelled to do this?

DL: Front holes and fake tits, yes.

Hair on shoulders- Are you MAD????