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Russian men have tiny, smelly dicks!

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by Anonymousreply 91June 10, 2018 1:26 AM

Ungrateful trout.

by Anonymousreply 1April 15, 2018 12:01 PM

She want to no short dickSKI man

by Anonymousreply 2April 15, 2018 12:01 PM

I can't even imagine the smell of unwashed Russian privates.

by Anonymousreply 3April 15, 2018 12:03 PM

[quote] Marina Kovalenko, a mother-of-three, had met her killer at a cafe in her village in Volgograd region in Russia, and he offered to walk her home afterwards.

[quote] The unnamed 25-year-old man told police they ended up going to a lock-up garage he rents, where they had sex.

Will the fathers of the kids want them? Did she know who they were?

by Anonymousreply 4April 15, 2018 12:06 PM

Oh, Russia...

by Anonymousreply 5April 15, 2018 12:06 PM

Russian couples really don't mess around, do they?

This Russian woman had a disagreement with her boyfriend, then cut off his dick, and killed him.

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by Anonymousreply 6April 15, 2018 12:11 PM

Those bangs are a crying shame

by Anonymousreply 7April 15, 2018 12:16 PM

How tiny is Putin's dick?

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by Anonymousreply 8April 15, 2018 12:17 PM

Not tinyer than Americans who mistake the size of their bombs for penis size.

by Anonymousreply 9April 15, 2018 12:23 PM

Her hair was stuck in the 1990s anyway.

by Anonymousreply 10April 15, 2018 12:26 PM

[QUOTE]Not tinyer than Americans who mistake the size of their bombs for penis size.

This Russian is upset that America spends more on bombing runs than the yearly GDP of his Motherland. You should blame Vladimir for the poor state of your economy.

by Anonymousreply 11April 15, 2018 12:27 PM

R6, it's probably fair to assume that most Russians bypass couples' therapy.

by Anonymousreply 12April 15, 2018 12:30 PM

R6 there was a story not too long ago about a young Russian (or possibly Ukrainian?) couple who killed and ate over 30 people; not sure if it was a hoax or not.

by Anonymousreply 13April 15, 2018 12:32 PM

And tiny, smelly egos, as well.

by Anonymousreply 14April 15, 2018 12:34 PM

Probably a result of their bad, smelly culture.

by Anonymousreply 15April 15, 2018 12:36 PM

Oh yeah, and the female half of the cannibal couple happened to have the same creepy "high school goth girl" hairstyle as the murder victim in this story.

by Anonymousreply 16April 15, 2018 12:36 PM

Russian fashion is obv stuck in a 1990s timewarp.

That might be the only endearing them about them, however.

by Anonymousreply 17April 15, 2018 12:39 PM

[QUOTE]there was a story not too long ago about a young Russian (or possibly Ukrainian?) couple who killed and ate over 30 people; not sure if it was a hoax or not.

Sounds like the truth to me.

by Anonymousreply 18April 15, 2018 12:42 PM

Like Americans never engage in unspeakable crimes!

by Anonymousreply 19April 15, 2018 12:42 PM

They are not well known for their hygiene or size.

by Anonymousreply 20April 15, 2018 12:49 PM

R8, Putin's cock is like this big

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by Anonymousreply 21April 15, 2018 1:00 PM

They are pencil thin and shoot out vodka instead of cum.

by Anonymousreply 22April 15, 2018 1:33 PM

Pencil cocks.

by Anonymousreply 23April 15, 2018 2:15 PM

[QUOTE]Like Americans never engage in unspeakable crimes!

Our heinous crimes are tinged with the aroma of barbecue ribs, hot dogs and hamburgers at a July 4th cookout. The smoke of firecrackers. It’s the smell of freedom and democracy. That’s the difference.

by Anonymousreply 24April 15, 2018 2:24 PM

One less fish = always good!

by Anonymousreply 25April 15, 2018 2:27 PM

My experience is that they are small.

by Anonymousreply 26April 15, 2018 2:53 PM

Fuck off Erna @ r25. Your embalming fluid is leaking again.

What is it with Russian women and the cheap dyed blonde hair? They have a sallow complexion but dye their natural dark hair brassy blonde, the color is awful. If they really feel the need they should go to a hairdresser who can guide them to a color that doesn’t look like they draped a couple of banana peels on their head.

by Anonymousreply 27April 15, 2018 3:27 PM

Narcissistic injuries are the worst.

by Anonymousreply 28April 15, 2018 3:34 PM

Not sure why you are taking the murderer at his word. He probably killed her because he felt like it, and made up the story about her teasing him to make the murder look "justified".

by Anonymousreply 29April 15, 2018 3:37 PM

One fact the can’t not be emphasized enough is how bad things are in Russia. But historically Russians choose a “strong” leader over an successful one. In short, Russia is a crime ridden shithole and most are okay with it

by Anonymousreply 30April 15, 2018 4:10 PM

We have informed you that we are hardcore.

by Anonymousreply 31April 15, 2018 4:22 PM

Slavs. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 32April 15, 2018 4:32 PM

We cant really criticize the Russians for electing Putin, since we elected that asshole Trump.

by Anonymousreply 33April 15, 2018 5:26 PM

R33 NO. WE did NOT elect Trump. PUTIN elected Trump via electronic voter fraud.

by Anonymousreply 34April 15, 2018 5:48 PM

Most Americans didn't even vote for Trump r33 yet Putin won 3/4 of the vote. Still, you can't blame every person in Russian for him. They do seem to be turning into the new Florida.

by Anonymousreply 35April 15, 2018 5:49 PM

These threads really bring the Russian trolls out of the woodwork, do not they?

by Anonymousreply 36April 15, 2018 5:51 PM

lmao. OP knows how to troll the trolls.

by Anonymousreply 37April 15, 2018 8:31 PM

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by Anonymousreply 38April 15, 2018 8:39 PM

human/porcine Chernobyl related mutation.

by Anonymousreply 39April 15, 2018 8:42 PM

Her legs are nasty.

by Anonymousreply 40April 15, 2018 11:19 PM

rude but lol.

by Anonymousreply 41April 16, 2018 8:47 PM

Russians are small endowed typically.

by Anonymousreply 42April 17, 2018 4:42 PM

"Lets be real. With those thighs, and cankles, she should have been grateful for dick of any size.'

Yes, because this guy was clearly telling the truth about her! He couldn't possibly have been making it up! Everything a murderer says should automatically be believed.

by Anonymousreply 43April 17, 2018 4:51 PM

Russia sounds like hell on earth.

by Anonymousreply 44April 20, 2018 7:19 AM

Well, we know they sure as hell don't have a sense of humor!

by Anonymousreply 45April 20, 2018 7:26 AM

R17 Not just fashion, historically russia has always been at least 20 years behind the west in everything

by Anonymousreply 46April 20, 2018 7:28 AM

Russia has more snowflakes than the entire rest of the world.

No, really...

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by Anonymousreply 47April 20, 2018 7:29 AM

Maybe they should change the name from Vienna sausages to Moscow sausages?

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by Anonymousreply 48April 20, 2018 7:32 AM

Does anything that is not trashy or horrific even happen in Russia anymore?

by Anonymousreply 49April 20, 2018 7:33 AM

Nyet.

by Anonymousreply 50April 20, 2018 7:35 AM

Is 90s goth girl with bangs the new trend in Russia?

by Anonymousreply 51April 20, 2018 7:37 AM

She said his penis was small. No mention of any scent.

by Anonymousreply 52April 20, 2018 8:42 AM

3 kids, fucking a guy in a garage= sounds like she was a prostitute

she's lucky she got any dick whatsoever - she was nasty

by Anonymousreply 53April 20, 2018 9:02 AM

Sad for the kids.

by Anonymousreply 54April 20, 2018 9:04 AM

As genuine red, white, blue, pie of apples, and Chevrolet transport vehicles American, I must say that this is disturbing thread. Clearly, OP has no experience with large, admirable penises that all men from Mother Russia have been assigned. Is helpful to remember that Putin is manliest of all mens.

by Anonymousreply 55April 20, 2018 10:26 AM

He only faces up to 15 years in prison?

by Anonymousreply 56April 20, 2018 10:48 AM

And they keep coming to the USA in droves, bringing their Eurotrash racist ways and backwards customs... I have no guilt whatsoever in hating Russian people as a whole. They're that deplorable!

by Anonymousreply 57April 20, 2018 2:28 PM

Only in Russia.

by Anonymousreply 58April 20, 2018 4:16 PM

R8 Likely pretty small, but it would look bigger due to his small height.

He's already insecure over his height so I couldn't imagine how insecure he would be over a tiny penis.

by Anonymousreply 59April 20, 2018 8:35 PM

[quote] She said his penis was small. No mention of any scent.

R52, they're Russian. Of course they stink, those people hardly ever shower. They have some of the stinkiest vags and cocks in the world.

by Anonymousreply 60April 20, 2018 10:34 PM

The Russian dick I sucked was huge, uncut, clean, and pumping out large loads. I would be happy to meet another one.

by Anonymousreply 61April 20, 2018 10:56 PM

Sure, Boris.

by Anonymousreply 62April 21, 2018 12:01 AM

R61 = Vladimir Putin

by Anonymousreply 63April 21, 2018 12:08 AM

R13 it was real.

by Anonymousreply 64April 21, 2018 12:17 AM

Is it because their mothers were all dirty whores?

by Anonymousreply 65April 21, 2018 12:35 AM

Maybe this is the real reason why Russian women are always trying to marry men from other countries.

by Anonymousreply 66April 21, 2018 12:58 AM

My Russian neighbor, 6 foot six, muscles everywhere, gorgeous, clean ass, see him in our building gym and he washes his hole good and rubs his penis so much i keep waiting for it to come. Handdome face too, gorgeous thick brown hair and bush. He has a girlfriend, but the wheels are turning.

by Anonymousreply 67April 21, 2018 1:28 AM

Is manly men scents of potatoes, cabbage, and vodka not sexy?

by Anonymousreply 68April 21, 2018 1:24 PM

They are nasty fuckers.

by Anonymousreply 69April 21, 2018 8:48 PM

Do Russian women have wide, smelly vaginas?

by Anonymousreply 70April 21, 2018 8:57 PM

How would DLers know?

by Anonymousreply 71April 22, 2018 3:12 AM

In Southern California, I see quite a few Russian men--young and middle age--at the Korean spa.

by Anonymousreply 72April 22, 2018 3:24 AM

And?

by Anonymousreply 73April 22, 2018 3:28 AM

they have needle dicks

by Anonymousreply 74April 29, 2018 9:38 PM

All men have needy dicks.

by Anonymousreply 75April 29, 2018 11:22 PM

This is true.

by Anonymousreply 76May 21, 2018 7:03 AM

[quote]R7 Those bangs are a crying shame

They're a classic!

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by Anonymousreply 77May 21, 2018 7:25 AM

Fish have enormous, hideously ugly, and rancid smelling stink-holes!

by Anonymousreply 78May 21, 2018 7:53 AM

Fuck off and die, Erna, you worthless piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 79May 21, 2018 9:14 AM

Could not agree more r57.

What a wonderful couple these two are. A mother of three fucked a guy in a garage after picking him up. Nothing wrong with that, but then she makes fun of him and he kills her. It couldn't be more charming.

When oh when are they going to start carpet bombing Russia. I can't wait till the World Cup when everyone around the world will descend on the country and start beating the shit out of the drunk, fat, hideous locals.

by Anonymousreply 80May 21, 2018 5:42 PM

They do have tiny cocks though. And they rarely bathe.

by Anonymousreply 81June 9, 2018 8:32 PM

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by Anonymousreply 82June 9, 2018 8:47 PM

[quote] She was ugly as hell. She should have taken what she was given.

Just like your mom, R82?

by Anonymousreply 83June 9, 2018 8:56 PM

My parents are Brazilian. My mom is a very attractive Latina. And you know what science says about Latinos...

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by Anonymousreply 84June 9, 2018 9:10 PM

[quote] My parents are Brazilian. My mom is a very attractive Latina. And you know what science says about Latinos...

I don't know about science, but I do know that based on your posting history, you're a sad, pathetic, little troll who spends all of his time trolling in front of computer, not getting any sex.

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by Anonymousreply 85June 9, 2018 9:17 PM

A Brazilian who is triggered about a thread making fun of Russian men's tiny dicks.

Sure, Jan.

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by Anonymousreply 86June 9, 2018 9:26 PM

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by Anonymousreply 87June 9, 2018 9:33 PM

R87 is probably just triggered because he has a tiny, smelly dick, too.

by Anonymousreply 88June 9, 2018 9:35 PM

R87

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by Anonymousreply 89June 9, 2018 9:42 PM

More proof that Russia is just White Asia.

by Anonymousreply 90June 9, 2018 11:56 PM

Russian men are savage animals

by Anonymousreply 91June 10, 2018 1:26 AM
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