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Jeffrey Eisner

His YouTube channel is about cooking with his Instant Pot, which is how I came across him. He's everything I've ever loved about Jewish men. This is the type of guy I would pick out of a lineup of potential suitors. He's also not apparently not hung up on himself, because he's out of his partner Richard's league, but doesn't seem to notice it.

Thoughts?

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by Anonymousreply 46May 11, 2018 6:32 AM

He's cute, but he'd be wearing after a while. Too chatty.

by Anonymousreply 1April 15, 2018 2:57 AM

He appears to be obese

by Anonymousreply 2April 15, 2018 3:00 AM

He's very cute; however, I don't think a goy boy stands much of a chance with him.

by Anonymousreply 3April 15, 2018 3:03 AM

Richard's last name is McVay, and he seems to have gone to Auburn. So don't think he has a problem with dating a gentile. Though he already seems to be in his lifelong relationship.

by Anonymousreply 4April 15, 2018 3:07 AM

This is the type of guy I'd run from as far and as fast as possible. Meddlesome, all-about-him, professional know-it-all with a face that looks like a road map of Tel Aviv. You could practically smell the raw onion and lox on his breath.

by Anonymousreply 5April 15, 2018 3:15 AM

Jews are jewcy!!

by Anonymousreply 6April 15, 2018 3:21 AM

Is he Hasidic? He's very jewy

by Anonymousreply 7April 15, 2018 3:37 AM

Funny, R5, that you're probably very similar to the person you've described.

by Anonymousreply 8April 15, 2018 3:41 AM

Neither Hasidic, nor does he eat kosher R7.

by Anonymousreply 9April 15, 2018 4:13 AM

I know him through friends, he's a bit tiresome in person. Richard is quiet, but delightful. They've been together for years. I'm not sexually attracted to either, but I don't think Richard is THAT hot.

by Anonymousreply 10April 15, 2018 4:18 AM

Stereotypical overweight femmy heeb running up and down the street stuffing his fat face with free samples all the while complaining, swooning and mugging like he's some latter day Joan f'ing Rivers.

I bet the fat fuck didn't spend two schekels the entire day......those poor merchants.

by Anonymousreply 11April 15, 2018 4:19 AM

Anti-Jewish scum yet again rise to the surface of DL's cesspool. Just another day of life in bigoted America.

by Anonymousreply 12April 15, 2018 4:28 AM

Oy gevalt, the ADL's in da house, who knew?

by Anonymousreply 13April 15, 2018 4:47 AM

R12, I like to think it's just a few sick repeat offenders.

by Anonymousreply 14April 15, 2018 5:03 AM

Why don't they get redlined?

by Anonymousreply 15April 15, 2018 5:08 AM

R15 Because anti-Jewish bigotry and hatred are acceptable on DL.

by Anonymousreply 16April 15, 2018 5:14 AM

DL does not discriminate! It allows bigotry expressions of all kinds.

by Anonymousreply 17April 15, 2018 5:45 AM

R17 Uh, no. It most certainly does not. Start a thread entitled "Does Mohammad Jerk Off" or ridiculing Muslims or "trans" and watch how quickly they are closed/disappear and the posters red-tagged.

by Anonymousreply 18April 15, 2018 6:14 AM

What am I missing here? In what parallel universe would the guy in OP's linked video be considered lust worthy?

Not in the least attractive, beyond annoying personality with zero credibility: His YouTube content of making an endless succession of revolting recipes in a crappy pressure cooker is nothing but paid advertisement from Amazon. He discloses this deep pocket arrangement on his channel's ABOUT page.

Oh yeah, he's a keeper.

by Anonymousreply 19April 15, 2018 6:57 AM

R19 - With my time on this site, I've come to the conclusion that the majority of posters are in their 60's and 70's, and the most handsome of them would garner a 3 rating. For many, anyone having a penis, and a breath, is considered 'hot'. The standards are so low and this fat, obnoxious Jew boy is still out of the realm of being obtainable for them.

I also suspect this promotion is Jeffery Eisner posting his own thread. That happens a lot at this site. The 'tribe' members have no shame when it comes to self promotion.

by Anonymousreply 20April 15, 2018 7:55 AM

I am always amazed how people from the Western Civilized World are able to just film everything and everyone around them when they are in a foreign place. I'd be scared to be robbed or bashed or killed by someone who doesn't want to get filmed.

by Anonymousreply 21April 15, 2018 8:49 AM

Bears on the prowl for food. What a shocker.

by Anonymousreply 22April 15, 2018 8:50 AM

Sorry R20, I'm from Georgia, was raised Baptist, and have always had a thing for both bears and Jews. I'll never meet this guy but actually do find him to be relationship type material. I can't be the only one because Richard appears to be from Alabama and his Facebook includes Christmas pictures from his childhood.

Some of us have a type that isn't popularized by the media.

by Anonymousreply 23April 15, 2018 3:08 PM

[quote] What am I missing here? In what parallel universe would the guy in OP's linked video be considered lust worthy?

Hey everyone has their types. His look is not what I'm into, but there are a lot of guys who like fit-fat neurotic suburban Jewish bears. If you ever go to a gay Jewish party you'll notice a lot of guys who aren't Jewish but are into that type. We call them bagel chasers.

[quote] I also suspect this promotion is Jeffery Eisner posting his own thread.

Knowing Jeffrey I have ZERO doubt that he or someone he knows posted this thread. That said, your comment on the tribe is absurdist antisemitism. Self promoters on this site (as well as elsewhere) subscribe to many religions.

by Anonymousreply 24April 15, 2018 4:52 PM

Lots and lots of anti-semitism in this thread.

So 1930s...

Time to face yourselves, bigots.

by Anonymousreply 25April 15, 2018 4:57 PM

R25 - Yes, do not dare mock or criticize God's chosen people. The cries of 'anti-semitism' will come on thick and heavy as a tactic to shut down ALL discussion when the Jews are exposed for being less than outstanding citizens, or engaging in self promotion to hawk merchandise.

by Anonymousreply 26April 15, 2018 9:26 PM

R24, can't decide if you're retarded or just plain delusional. Gay Jewish parties overflowing with hot-to-trot goyim creaming themselves over an assemblage of pudgy, pushy, semitic psychos? Really, R24? Surely you exaggerate.

I must say that your trigger-happy use of the dreaded "antisemitism" salvo is particularly troubling given that your thesis reeks of sweeping generalities and ridiculous stereotypes. Hypocritical much, R24?

Yup, you're right....DL is a hot bed of antisemitism. I'll be sure to share this factoid with my brethren at our next "gay Catholic party"which, btw, is sure to be crammed with loads of non-Catholic heathens who are like moths-to-a-flame when it comes to former alter boys. No wonder....we were and continue to be simply irresistible.

Surely, you have bigger fish to fry than waging battle with a bunch of DL haters. Child's play, really. Isn't it about time for the annual revision to the WWII Holocaust statistics? Now there's a thought.

by Anonymousreply 27April 15, 2018 11:17 PM

He looks like a bloated booger-eating baboon!

by Anonymousreply 28April 15, 2018 11:20 PM

"Good people on both sides."

by Anonymousreply 29April 15, 2018 11:24 PM

R27 is an antisemite. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 30April 16, 2018 1:06 PM

R30 - And you're just proving everything that R27 stated by making that ridiculous, totally anticipated accusation every time a Jew is mocked. Intentional?

When you write the book, you get to be 'God's chosen people'?

by Anonymousreply 31April 16, 2018 11:58 PM

So, OP, what are the,traits of Jews (as you perceive them) that you find attractive? I say this with the understanding that within any group there is a wide range of types.

by Anonymousreply 32April 17, 2018 2:46 AM

I've always believed that a person's faith and spiritual affiliations are extremely private matters that are secifically off limits to public scutiny and general discourse. As a result, I always shared the particulars of my spiritual life sparringly; most generously with members of my inner circle but almost never with anyone that I don't consider a close friend. For the record, I'm a lifelong, devout Presbyterian but that fact would be a surprise to most people I know. My faith isn't armour or a uniform or a weapon or a badge or a flag or a book or an adjective......it's nothing external. It's the most internal thing about me and it lives and thrives, almost exclusively, in my heart and mind.

With that said, I've always been mortified when folks choose to provocatively flaunt/taunt their religious affiliations and then react in the most vile and thuggish ways when others are perceived to offer less than supportive opinions.

This thread is the perfect example. It started with OP objectifying some goofy jewish guy in a meaningless video but devolved almost immediately into a veritable food fight of accusations of antisemitism and other hateful gotchas.

I understand that some people thrive on these needless skirmishes. For me , they just widen the divide and make me more convinced that at the end of it all, we really can't just all get along.

by Anonymousreply 33April 17, 2018 3:25 AM

Sorry, OP, he's hideous. And it has nothing to do with being Jewish, so fuck off Nazi retards.

by Anonymousreply 34April 17, 2018 3:29 AM

I seem to have blocked OP. Did he reply to R32?

by Anonymousreply 35April 17, 2018 7:09 AM

OP are you Jewish or just poor trash that think Jews have it going on because they're usually wealthier than you? I've known people with this complex. It's like guys with yellow fever because their moms were trashy and overbearing.

by Anonymousreply 36April 17, 2018 9:03 AM

R5 with wisdom

by Anonymousreply 37April 17, 2018 9:05 AM

Poor, misunderstood devout Presbyterian. He seems to be rather tolerant:

Exhibit 1:

[quote] Stereotypical overweight femmy heeb running up and down the street stuffing his fat face with free samples all the while complaining, swooning and mugging like he's some latter day Joan f'ing Rivers.

[quote] I bet the fat fuck didn't spend two schekels the entire day......those poor merchants.

Exhibit 2:

[quote] This is the type of guy I'd run from as far and as fast as possible. Meddlesome, all-about-him, professional know-it-all with a face that looks like a road map of Tel Aviv. You could practically smell the raw onion and lox on his breath.

by Anonymousreply 38April 17, 2018 11:45 AM

R32. As I stated earlier in the thread I've always been in to bears, especially with black body hair on light skin which tends to be prevalent in Jewish men. Also, to be perfectly honest, I love the stereotypical manner of speaking that this specific type of Hebrew has. I find it to be adorable and animated. I do agree with other posters that his personality would become grating if he is "Always on".

I guess overall it's the aesthetic of Jewish men that I've always been attracted to. It certainly isn't the religion itself. I guess they're just my "type" and something about them being Jewish sweetens the pot in my mind.

by Anonymousreply 39April 17, 2018 1:44 PM

I think he’s kind of cute. But his recipes are pretty bad.

by Anonymousreply 40April 18, 2018 10:17 PM

I'm shocked by the anti-semitism that is offered here so unself-consciously. It's not the 1930s, m'dear. Keep it to yourself, please.

by Anonymousreply 41May 7, 2018 6:24 AM

I love Jewish men.

Hot hot hot.

Not this one. To me. (But I'm not the cream of the WASP crop myself.)

by Anonymousreply 42May 7, 2018 6:32 AM

[quote] He's everything I've ever loved about Jewish men.

I'm not attracted to him, specifically...but have always seen myself marrying a Jewish man. They're educated, value the arts and charity, are family oriented...and I like dark hair.

by Anonymousreply 43May 7, 2018 6:34 AM

[quote]I'm shocked by the anti-semitism that is offered here so unself-consciously. It's not the 1930s, m'dear. Keep it to yourself, please.

R41 has been on DL less than 15 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 44May 7, 2018 6:37 AM

Is one poster responsible for it all? His language is shockingly Old School Hatred.

by Anonymousreply 45May 11, 2018 6:26 AM

I like him. I'll bet he's really hairy.

by Anonymousreply 46May 11, 2018 6:32 AM
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