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Here is Zachary Levi's shirtless body for you to bitch about

What sayeth the Datalounge?

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by Anonymousreply 38March 24, 2019 4:46 AM

Hot bro

by Anonymousreply 1April 13, 2018 1:39 PM

Yum!

by Anonymousreply 2April 13, 2018 1:40 PM

Just dad bod enough to be hot

by Anonymousreply 3April 13, 2018 1:40 PM

I say, "Please, sir, I want some more."

by Anonymousreply 4April 13, 2018 1:42 PM

Dolly's son?

by Anonymousreply 5April 13, 2018 1:44 PM

R5 Yes. And please, son, DON'T put on your Sunday clothes.

by Anonymousreply 6April 13, 2018 1:46 PM

He needs more definition.

by Anonymousreply 7April 13, 2018 1:51 PM

VERY nice looking man with a VERY nice looking body. Not to much, not too little. Just right.

by Anonymousreply 8April 13, 2018 1:51 PM

Cannot wait for Shazam

by Anonymousreply 9April 13, 2018 2:34 PM

Too many moles, he should get some tattoos to cover them up.

by Anonymousreply 10April 13, 2018 3:01 PM

ACK! No fucking tattoos!

Exactly. Just right. I'd fuck him.

Sadly, we live on a continuum. It won't be this right for long and then it will never be this right again.

by Anonymousreply 11April 13, 2018 3:02 PM

Ugh. Big but zero definition.

by Anonymousreply 12April 13, 2018 4:47 PM

Love the faux-modest "Oh, I'm just standin' here, lookin' away while someone else I don't even know spas a casual shot of me, ...PLEASE SEE MY STUPID DOOMED SHAZAM MOVIE!!!" ...bro."

by Anonymousreply 13April 13, 2018 5:24 PM

Looks better in the thumbnail without the Jewface visible.

by Anonymousreply 14April 13, 2018 5:26 PM

He's not Jewish

His real last name is Pough.

Shows how much you know, bigot!

by Anonymousreply 15April 13, 2018 5:30 PM

No definition whatsoever.

He had a better body before working out.

That trainer should be fired; he turned Zach into a fatty.

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by Anonymousreply 16April 13, 2018 7:47 PM

He'll be fine when he gets the bag over his head.

by Anonymousreply 17April 13, 2018 7:50 PM

Zach's current shape is perfect. The queens saying he's fat are being ridiculous

by Anonymousreply 18April 13, 2018 7:58 PM

He should stop body shaving, he'd be much hotter.

by Anonymousreply 19April 13, 2018 8:12 PM

He tweeted that picture from this gym

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by Anonymousreply 20April 13, 2018 8:24 PM

He'd be hotter if he were less "Christian."

by Anonymousreply 21April 14, 2018 2:44 AM

That’s why I like him

by Anonymousreply 22April 14, 2018 2:47 AM

That'll do pig.

by Anonymousreply 23April 14, 2018 3:14 AM

Shazam (Captain Marvel) historically does not have heavy muscle definition nor does he need it.

by Anonymousreply 24April 14, 2018 3:28 AM

Needs bigger tits.

by Anonymousreply 25April 14, 2018 6:11 AM

Wasn't the character supposed to be a kids idea of a comic book hero and so kind of cartoonish and over the top?

by Anonymousreply 26April 14, 2018 10:39 AM

Late to the party on this. I can't believe we're fat shaming a man who looks like THAT. He looks great. I think some of you spend too much time looking at Instagram "fitness models".

That said, is he.... Republican? After stumbling on this thread I quickly scrolled through his IG feed and he's building a home in Texas and going shopping for coolers than can fit large haul fish. Reminds me of Chris Pratt.

by Anonymousreply 27July 21, 2018 7:49 PM

Bumping because he's hot AF on "Mrs. Maisel" and I'd marry him in a heartbeat.

by Anonymousreply 28January 7, 2019 7:13 PM

Nice body, but he's got the face of a 45 year old Republican closet case.

by Anonymousreply 29March 24, 2019 4:22 AM

Well he’s no Captain Awesome but still a nice bod.

by Anonymousreply 30March 24, 2019 4:25 AM

Whoever the f he is , great bod

by Anonymousreply 31March 24, 2019 4:28 AM

R29 Well, he is a 38 year old Republican closet case. So close enough.

by Anonymousreply 32March 24, 2019 4:29 AM

How did he get the lead in a movie? I thought his career was over. I do know he was on Maisel but I hadn't heard about him in years

by Anonymousreply 33March 24, 2019 4:29 AM

He was great in She Loves Me.

by Anonymousreply 34March 24, 2019 4:33 AM

OP, we implore you to stop using the expression "What sayeth....."

by Anonymousreply 35March 24, 2019 4:34 AM

That's the body of a dude who goes to the gym twice a week for 45 minutes. Sometimes.

He's way too soft for me. I don't like muscle guys but you best be firm or flat, perky or juicy where it counts. Or skinny but lean. He looks like a dude who doesn't understand his body. Skinny + flabby is unappealing. A lot of gay white men have this look.

by Anonymousreply 36March 24, 2019 4:35 AM

A celebrity superhero who isn’t on steroids.

How refreshing!

by Anonymousreply 37March 24, 2019 4:37 AM

He needs to lose weight.

by Anonymousreply 38March 24, 2019 4:46 AM
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