What sayeth the Datalounge?
Here is Zachary Levi's shirtless body for you to bitch about
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 24, 2019 4:46 AM |
Hot bro
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 13, 2018 1:39 PM |
Yum!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 13, 2018 1:40 PM |
Just dad bod enough to be hot
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 13, 2018 1:40 PM |
I say, "Please, sir, I want some more."
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 13, 2018 1:42 PM |
Dolly's son?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 13, 2018 1:44 PM |
R5 Yes. And please, son, DON'T put on your Sunday clothes.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 13, 2018 1:46 PM |
He needs more definition.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 13, 2018 1:51 PM |
VERY nice looking man with a VERY nice looking body. Not to much, not too little. Just right.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 13, 2018 1:51 PM |
Cannot wait for Shazam
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 13, 2018 2:34 PM |
Too many moles, he should get some tattoos to cover them up.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 13, 2018 3:01 PM |
ACK! No fucking tattoos!
Exactly. Just right. I'd fuck him.
Sadly, we live on a continuum. It won't be this right for long and then it will never be this right again.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 13, 2018 3:02 PM |
Ugh. Big but zero definition.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 13, 2018 4:47 PM |
Love the faux-modest "Oh, I'm just standin' here, lookin' away while someone else I don't even know spas a casual shot of me, ...PLEASE SEE MY STUPID DOOMED SHAZAM MOVIE!!!" ...bro."
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 13, 2018 5:24 PM |
Looks better in the thumbnail without the Jewface visible.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 13, 2018 5:26 PM |
He's not Jewish
His real last name is Pough.
Shows how much you know, bigot!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 13, 2018 5:30 PM |
No definition whatsoever.
He had a better body before working out.
That trainer should be fired; he turned Zach into a fatty.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 13, 2018 7:47 PM |
He'll be fine when he gets the bag over his head.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 13, 2018 7:50 PM |
Zach's current shape is perfect. The queens saying he's fat are being ridiculous
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 13, 2018 7:58 PM |
He should stop body shaving, he'd be much hotter.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 13, 2018 8:12 PM |
He'd be hotter if he were less "Christian."
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 14, 2018 2:44 AM |
That’s why I like him
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 14, 2018 2:47 AM |
That'll do pig.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 14, 2018 3:14 AM |
Shazam (Captain Marvel) historically does not have heavy muscle definition nor does he need it.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 14, 2018 3:28 AM |
Needs bigger tits.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 14, 2018 6:11 AM |
Wasn't the character supposed to be a kids idea of a comic book hero and so kind of cartoonish and over the top?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 14, 2018 10:39 AM |
Late to the party on this. I can't believe we're fat shaming a man who looks like THAT. He looks great. I think some of you spend too much time looking at Instagram "fitness models".
That said, is he.... Republican? After stumbling on this thread I quickly scrolled through his IG feed and he's building a home in Texas and going shopping for coolers than can fit large haul fish. Reminds me of Chris Pratt.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 21, 2018 7:49 PM |
Bumping because he's hot AF on "Mrs. Maisel" and I'd marry him in a heartbeat.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 7, 2019 7:13 PM |
Nice body, but he's got the face of a 45 year old Republican closet case.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 24, 2019 4:22 AM |
Well he’s no Captain Awesome but still a nice bod.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 24, 2019 4:25 AM |
Whoever the f he is , great bod
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 24, 2019 4:28 AM |
R29 Well, he is a 38 year old Republican closet case. So close enough.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 24, 2019 4:29 AM |
How did he get the lead in a movie? I thought his career was over. I do know he was on Maisel but I hadn't heard about him in years
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 24, 2019 4:29 AM |
He was great in She Loves Me.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 24, 2019 4:33 AM |
OP, we implore you to stop using the expression "What sayeth....."
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 24, 2019 4:34 AM |
That's the body of a dude who goes to the gym twice a week for 45 minutes. Sometimes.
He's way too soft for me. I don't like muscle guys but you best be firm or flat, perky or juicy where it counts. Or skinny but lean. He looks like a dude who doesn't understand his body. Skinny + flabby is unappealing. A lot of gay white men have this look.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 24, 2019 4:35 AM |
A celebrity superhero who isn’t on steroids.
How refreshing!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 24, 2019 4:37 AM |
He needs to lose weight.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 24, 2019 4:46 AM |