A day in the life of Patrick Schwarzenegger

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This is one pampered princess who will never have a hard day in his life.

Screenplays, stocks, remodeling!

yes, he seems like such a hard worker.

Fucking eyeroll for days.

Why does one need to remodel a house one just built, like built to the owner's specifications?

Buldge. Op's link shows how vain he is...extract ...""I really like moisturizing. I use this Kiehl’s one and my skin really absorbs it. I get so dry and putting it on is just like jumping in the pool. I’m very particular about shaving. I always wash my face first, and it’s gotta be hot, so I shave in the shower with a little shower mirror. And I don’t know what I would do without aftershave.".......another....."I wear a watch everyday. I never take my watch off. It’s an Audemars Piguet. I have a bunch of different ones because my dad has a deal with AP and he designs watches for them for charity. So I have one of those and one Lebron designed. But the one I wear the most is the Royal Oak with the silver face."

He's almost completely insufferable.

Well, he's not a Brown or Bard or Vassar, so yeah ALMOST completely insufferable. I'd tie him up and steal those watches.

R9 Thief

Damn. Just Damn. Even wonky-eyed former DL fave Paris Hilton has to peddle her perfume and tacky jewelry.

She seems like a Middle Eastern cab driver working 3 shifts compared to this pampered princess.

Did they deliberately make it read like Patrick Bateman?

Such a busy schedule! Whenever does he find time to blow Taylor Lautner?

Three sons. One's fat, one's insufferable. No wonder the illegitimate one is Arnold's favorite.

when does Christopher get his photo shoot?

"Surprisingly peaceful lifestyle" lol! What other kind of lifestyle would this Malibu princess have? Hardly surprising at all.

One review of his movie:

[quote]What to say about Patrick Schwarzenegger that won’t get us shot? Inheriting a boxy head from one side of his family and a boxy head from the other side of his family, the young man could hardly be less animated if he were fashioned from Bakelite. Indeed, his performance most evocatively suggests one of the cast members of Thunderbirds: every part of the face frozen bar blinking eyes and hinged jaw.

[quote] Forced to act beside this handsome stick of furniture, Bela Thorne, who sings bland songs and delivers blander dialogue as Katy Price (honestly, I haven’t the energy), comes across as the reincarnation of both Barbara Stanwyck and Judy Garland. She’s grand. She’ll survive.

bless the review above... nominate for a pulitzer.

Omg that article, SUCH a queen!

Kind of insufferable, yes.

All that and he smells like baby poo.

Old Joe Kennedy would've kicked his dainty little ass.

No wonder Ahnuld likes El Bastardo better.

Has the Darfur Orphan chimed in on this piece yet?

[quote]Old Joe Kennedy would've kicked his dainty little ass.

And then had him lobotomized and shut away in an institution to avoid further embarrassing the family.

Come now girls,he's descended from incredible wealth. What do you all expect him to do ? Work at Starbucks ? Yes,I find him tedious,but I dont hate him because hes lucky enough to do what the fuck he wants to do in life. We should all be so lucky.

R25 they thought lobotomy was a legitimate treatment at one time.

Bella Thorne is hideously unappealing.

I doubt any of the quotes were anything but scripted. He certainly has lost his appeal for my likes. In his college years, he had a look that made me wish I wasn't so ridiculously old. Now he just looks like Joe-average with trendy clothes that do nothing to make him appealing. He seems to have short legs and that's a turn-off for me. I wish him a happy life, it will never be that easy or satisfying for him.

Wealthy people have their own set of difficulties and challenges. Just because they may not be yours doesn't make them trivial.

We would be a hot gay model !!!

I wouldn't dream of trivializing their difficulties and challenges, R30!

"You can never have enough hats, gloves and shoes."

r30? Yes, they are trivial.

He sounds like a total snore.

I want to be in him, deeply.

R32, that's the best Darfur Orphan post yet. yes, my heart just aches for the problems of the filthy rich. poor things!

What a wanker. I hope Arnie and Joe are clinking beer steins somewhere after a heavy set and laughing over this puffed up pompous little prick.

Why did he agree to this. Article makes him look like a joke. Are people that self-unaware??

R39 he doesn't know any better because he's grown up with a celebrity peer group.

Is it not this?

Except he's not complaining about his life, he's just riffing about his reality for a puff piece in GQ. It's his reality. So too bad for all you supercilious griping peasants. And, that includes you Darfur Orphan.

He’s such a Princess.

R39 GQ articles are about shilling men's product. Just look at all articles on that page.

Patrick loves being the thin, pretty one in the family.

Get a job!

He’s doing exactly what he should be doing

So insufferable.

I'd still fuck him.

How big is his cock?

say what you want about the other brother but it's undeniable he has a huge meaty ass

The other brother would be a handsome guy if he slimmed down.

r51, that would be like expecting a dump truck to "slim down."

I've never paid him any attention before, but he reminds me of those useless Stephanie Seymour sons.

I have a lot in common with Patrick. We both spend a lot of time outside, he has watches and time flies; I watch flies for a long time. We both like the water! He's lucky, his is clean, so there is that.

Otherwise, we're soulmates.

I've always been baffled as to how two huge, manly, lantern-jawed, coarse-featured people could produce such a delicate, fey twink.

It's not very often that fathers form close bonds with their illegitimate "love children" but between obese, derp-faced Christopher and prissy princess Patrick, it was a given.

Yeah. You just want to punch him. We all know that there are many people that get to live this kind of life. We just ignore it and plod on but nobody that reads that article is going to have the slightest respect for this twat. This was a stupid move for him. Better to keep your mouth shut and all that.

Has anyone seen his new movie? He might actually be good. Nothing but a bunch of bitter queens posting. He's American royalty!

#neverforget

Ughhh why is Bella Thorne still cast in movies? She is so hard on the eyes, I’m distracted by the hard man-made edges of her face. The other night I saw her portraying some 40s wartime character. All I could say to myself was Why? And no, I’m not convinced you’re from the 40s, the military guy she was talking to looked softer.

[quote] He's almost completely insufferable.

Truly. Just a few words into the article and I want to beat him unconscious with a baseball bat.

I was more annoyed at the mag's putting the price of all his swag at the bottom. I know they have to sell things, but $40,000 watches? Of course Patrick has several.

Oh dear. R60, celebrating Matthew Shepard R60?

I think he'll end up like Brody Jenner, a really handsome guy and all, but you can't figure out what he does for a living. Or you can't figure out what they do all day except drink coffee and write unproduced screenplays or something. Google calls Brody "a socialite and a model."

R63 lol model 😂

All hugged up on his man and singing Christian rock 🙄

Patrick is smart. Brody is borderline retarded.