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I want to be David Pakman’s Wife

I find DP’s EVERYTHING extraordinarily hot. I admit, I might find the hyper-interest in politics slightly tedious at times, but a caress from one of his elegant hands or a touch from his sculpted lips would make life with him very exciting again. In any case,, I would be able to express how much I admire his sincerity, intelligence and integrity by taking his (undoubtedly picture-perfect and super-clean) dick in in my mouth now and again. He emigrated from Argentina to the States which gives his pronoun a dinstinctive clarity. That hair! That fine-boned and slim body!

Does anyone else want to be Mrs David Pakman?

by Anonymousreply 23May 2, 2018 2:48 PM

Get in line, toots.

by Anonymousreply 1April 12, 2018 8:09 AM

I#MeToo

by Anonymousreply 2April 12, 2018 8:35 AM

I'd settle for husband.

by Anonymousreply 3April 12, 2018 8:39 AM

His pronoun?

by Anonymousreply 4April 12, 2018 9:41 AM

Okay for a Jew, I suppose. But I'd prefer a real Argentine man.

by Anonymousreply 5April 12, 2018 9:48 AM

He has BDF for days. I'd bet my left testicle he's swinging at least eight inches.

by Anonymousreply 6April 12, 2018 10:17 AM

I'd prefer Kyle Kulinski actually. He always seems on the verge of fatness.

by Anonymousreply 7April 12, 2018 10:19 AM

This guy? His appetite is too much for me to keep up with.

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by Anonymousreply 8April 12, 2018 12:22 PM

I've always thought he was pretty hot. And yeah, I bet he's packing.

by Anonymousreply 9April 12, 2018 12:46 PM

Don't you love his wardrobe, too? Understated international preppy style. Where do you think he gets his clothes--in case I want to buy him a birthday gift. Lands End, maybe?

by Anonymousreply 10April 12, 2018 4:08 PM

Um, who?

by Anonymousreply 11April 12, 2018 4:10 PM

....

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by Anonymousreply 12April 12, 2018 4:13 PM

So you want to be Ms. Pak-Man? I don't think you can pull off the pink bow, dear.

by Anonymousreply 13April 12, 2018 4:14 PM

He’s also a very nice guy (as is his gf)

by Anonymousreply 14April 13, 2018 6:16 PM

Please do NOT mention any female claimimg to be his GF. Thank you, [14]!

by Anonymousreply 15April 15, 2018 12:41 PM

I told you most gay men are actually closet trans

by Anonymousreply 16April 15, 2018 1:22 PM

You've over-generalising, Jen. There is more than one kind of gay man, FYI.

by Anonymousreply 17April 18, 2018 8:02 AM

Hope you like them short and pale, OP.

by Anonymousreply 18April 18, 2018 9:16 AM

the rare Pakman shirtless pic

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by Anonymousreply 19April 18, 2018 9:18 AM

[quote]Um, who?

He's a progressive talk show host.

by Anonymousreply 20April 19, 2018 2:24 AM

In some shots there's a bit of Joseph Gordon Levitt.

R19, on that page, there are a number of comments on how big his hands are. ..

by Anonymousreply 21April 19, 2018 8:29 AM

He teaches something at Boston College, so if anyone wants to matriculate...

by Anonymousreply 22April 19, 2018 8:35 AM

God bless you, stranger for the shirtless photo of my eventual lover playing in the water. LUSH-i-ous David.

by Anonymousreply 23May 2, 2018 2:48 PM
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