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How many calories are there in human sperm?

Asking for a friend...

by Anonymousreply 8April 11, 2018 6:46 PM

A loving spoonful...

by Anonymousreply 1April 11, 2018 12:07 AM

guess biology wasn't your forte, op.

a single serving of SEMEN contains only 5-7 calories; "sperm" is only 1% of semen

by Anonymousreply 2April 11, 2018 12:11 AM

How many carbs in each load?

by Anonymousreply 3April 11, 2018 12:15 AM

R2, then how did Garrett Clayton get so voluptuous?

by Anonymousreply 4April 11, 2018 12:16 AM

If you have to ask, then you're already fat, you bukkake slut.

by Anonymousreply 5April 11, 2018 12:38 AM

How many Weight Watchers points is that?

by Anonymousreply 6April 11, 2018 6:30 PM

Just a spoonful of semen helps the medicine go down

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by Anonymousreply 7April 11, 2018 6:37 PM

But it's not vegan!

by Anonymousreply 8April 11, 2018 6:46 PM
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