Italian-American Cock

Tastes like Spaghetti-Os.

Very clean holes and clean cocks s well. They are fucking huge too and love to fuck.

We need pics OP.

Most excellent.

The cocks are sitting in clean fresh underwear. You might find remnants of talcum power down there. There's usually a dab or two of cologne along with it.

i don't like all the waxing and shaving plus they love cologne.

Great fucks. Hate to say it because they have monstrous egos, but best I've ever had

Three out of 10 shoot red gravy.

Many of them forbid you from doing anything above their tan line.

Most are cut.

Excellent for a roll in the hay, but don't get too attached for the longterm unless you're willing to have mama be a part of your relationship with him.

I love Italian sausage!

A little greasy but that just means they’re pre-lubed and rest for action .

Love Italian-American guys. Cute and sexy brunettes.

My deceased partner was 2nd Gen IA. Had a fat 8” uncut cock. Romantic as hell and treated me like gold, but he was just ok in bed. The trade off was fine with me. I miss the cooking more than the dick.

Is the momma's boy thing a thing of the past or still valid?

Italian men were low-key my favorite thing about going to college in Brooklyn.

Still true, R16. Vinny from Jersey Shore is a huge momma's boy. So is Jimmy Garoppolo.

Italian-American cock is even bigger than black cock.

Biggest one I ever had was an IA from Philly. DAMM!

Vinny's mama is adorable.

Pix?

Closet cases, most of them.

I've seen big and small Italian cock. They are definitely not uniformly huge

The closeted thing is no lie. It's a macho culture that I think a lot of them are encouraged to live up to.

R25, that reminds me of the Sopranos episode where the boys learn that one of them is gay.

I love Italian American men. Even the straight ones I know hug and kiss me often. Especially like it when they have the body hair intact too, without trimming or waxing. For the most part they are very well mannered. Their parents did a great job raising them IMHO. Many are great cooks too, despite ant macho hangups.

They go home every sunday to eat at momma's.

Your cooking will never be as good as their mother's.

Who cares about their cooking? I'm more interested in their COCKing.

I think only white people think their cooking is better that their mothers.

than*

I’ve checked the IA box four times... all large, cut dicks with hairy asses.

I'm a fan of Jimmy Garopollo!

Thank you guys

R35, come out, come out. Your Mamma will still love you and she probably knows, anyway.

Well then I'm Italian-American myself. 4th gen. Hairy too. Been with the same guy for 25 years now.

R37, do you still go home to mom's every Sunday?

Their attachment to family is too much. I date an Italian guy for many years, and I got lost in the shuffle of all of the birthdays, baptisms, anniversaries and get togethers I had to take part in.

R37 Could you please take that photo down? Thank you.

Good for you, R37. 25 years is an impressive, long time.

My type of guy.

R35. My mamma knows. I spend every holidays with her. She comes over to my place for weeks on end, I don't set foot in the kitchen when she's here. She does my laundry. The only boyfriend I ever had when I was a model was english. She came over to London to meet him. He died. I am divorced with children. This guy is not coming out. No no

They are only allowed to have five names, and they are all Junior.

R39, Catholics are a pain in the ass to deal with in general. They are filled with issues of guilt, and have priest and father issues.

[quote]They are only allowed to have five names, and they are all Junior.

Anthony (Tony), Vincent (Vince, Vinney) seem to be the top names.... and names that end in "y": Johnny, Jimmy, Ronny, Billy, Tommy....

I had an IA fuck buddy for a few years. His family was from Syracuse. He definitely had family issues... his mother put up with a louse of a husband. She died first and then, when the old man kicked, the fb found out that there were gambling debts, which were owed to some local mobsters. His sister had also married some loser IA and lived a depressing life.

The fb had left NY, but would go back to the family at the holidays and stay with some ancient aunt who cooked and cooked and cooked for the family. She'd never married, what else was she to do?

He was definitely my type physically... you'd think he was a contraactor - beefy build, hairy chest, ass and legs (oh man his ass was gorgeous). However he had a PhD in special ed and taught and a special needs school, working with autistic children. Nice cut dick - wouldn't say cock, but he maintained a hard on.

I loved seeing him naked, he loved sucking my cock and would wear a cum shot. He also went from hot, sweaty, foul-mouthed sex to needing to cuddle and kiss quickly.

He was also cold and distant, which had something to do with a couple of bad relationships. We stopped playing, made an effort at being friends - that didn't work, haven't heard from him for 4 years. At times I miss him, but know he has no interest in me.

Oh and how could I forget Frankie and Sal...

An IA bf I had was cute, hung, but lousy sex. An Italian bf I had however was cute, great sex but not hung. But he was uncut so that makes up for a lot.

I’ll take two, please.

I love Italian dudes and Italian cock.

Subtlety is a mystery to many Italian men, and they're too loud and brash for my tastes for something long term.

But if it's just getting down to fuck? Many of the Italian men I've played with are just so virile and alpha, and they've been pretty well hung, too.

(But I swear....the darker skinned Italian men have dicks that taste/smell like salami.)

This thread is useless without cockpics.

Italian-American men have very salty balls. I've given head to a lot, and I would know.

Thick cock and salty balls

The macho posturing is good for a few hookups, but in a relationship it can wear you down.

R38: Mom has been dead for 40 years now. Dad has been dead for 4 years. Grandparents are all gone. All that's left is my cousins and I.

[quote]Anthony (Tony), Vincent (Vince, Vinney) seem to be the top names.... and names that end in "y": Johnny, Jimmy, Ronny, Billy, Tommy....

How 'bout some love for the lesser-used but still beloved Wop names of my grandfather and uncles: Alfredo (Big Al), Antonio (pronounced Antnee, also Tony), Luigi, Martino (Marty), Donny, and Pietro (Petie until the day he died, I swear to God).

[quote]Italian-American men have very salty balls. I've given head to a lot, and I would know.

Must be all the parmesan...

More likely Romano R58. The saltier cheese.

Lucifer, are you friends with Parker Posey? I love her. Are you RC? Why do you call yourself Lucifer?

I concur with the salty ballsacks thing

my cousins and ME, r56 yes to the salty nutsacks

Did you take a lick of your cousin's salty nuts R62?

Their balls are salty because they eat too much saltimbocca. All that salt has to escape somewhere.

Big ol' dicks. You wanna see some big ol beer can thick cocks, lots of eye-talyans gott'em.

OP You remind me of those wonderful days on the Staten Island Ferry-the old boats- with their oh so cruisey restrooms, where all you had to do was to sit in a stall and those hot Italian men would come by for pre or post work relief. Great memories of nice meat in my mouth, cum flooding it, gentle moaning, and a very courteous "thanks man" as they left.

Thks R66 but were they hot ? Describe

I always appreciate a big fat Italian sausage, but lets not forget the equally impressive French saucisse!

The french-italian man that I am thank you R68

Sadly their cocks are attached to their preening, egotistical personalities.

Two of the hottest 100% Italian guys I had sex with had the smallest cocks I'd ever seen.

Lol, the "thanks man" comment is so true r66.

Oh bitches, please more details about this 'thanks man ' situation

My boyfriend is Italian/Polish and he is very good to his elderly Italian mom. Visits her in Pennsylvania every few weeks, she comes in for the weekend and stays with him once a month.

He has an nicely average cut dick. Great kisser.

R66 Yeah, the dudes I serviced always did that too.

My part of PA was filled with Italians. Plus various combinations of Italians with Polish, German or various Eastern European countries, which always meant skinny odd looking guys.....with enormous cocks.

I was spoiled then.

R33 You forgot squeaky clean assholes.

R45 Italians have serious mamma issues. They get involved in every fucking aspects of their lives. That gives The French,Spanish and Greeks an edge in the lover department. They don't have to call mamma after taking it up the ass like Italians do!

Funny, most of the IA guys I dated always wanted - if they were out - to flaunt me as a prize to the other men. Like I was a woman, in that "see what I got here?" kind of way/

I'm an exhibitionist so this was a huge turn on for me. I think many of them wanted to have me do them while the others joined in or watched.

One of the guys had a smoking hot dad and uncle and I wouldn't have minded at ALL. Though I suspect Uncle Marty was Mafia and might have killed me if I'd broken his nephew's heart.

R45: I ditched the Catholicism decades ago. Figured out it was all based on so much bovine effluent and nothing more. And now I'm a pretty strident atheist.

R67 Yes most were. Your typical NYC Italian American man, either in a business suit or work gear. Some stunners, most ruggedly handsome, I imagined their wife waiting at the terminal to pick them up. Never disrespectful, something I reckon they learned at home where basic manners were expected and there was plenty of love and where Mom held the fort. Hung mostly. they would enter the restroom, occasionally take a right to the urinal to piss and cruise, then when comfortable with the situation, walk to the stalls to see who was there. Eye contact, that knowing look, flicker of my tongue and the flies unzipped, and a usually sizeable piece of meat emerges and enters my mouth. Little tongue work, cock engorges and a rhythm sets in. Best part was the cumming, and they held their hands on my head gently swayed and moaned. Apart from the peculiar intimacy of what had happened, the moaning as they came was a huge turn on for me. Without fail a thank you, and many times in a crowd on the boat you'f make eye contact with one of these men and he's quietly acknowledge you with an almost imperceptible nod or a wink or a smile. No words exchanged but the acknowledgement meant alot.

Where are the dick pixxx?

Thks R80, you lucky dog. I am hard

I think the "thank you" comes from the Catholic/altar boy thing. Always polite.

Always had a weakness for dark hair and hairy. My thing was older married men so I'd be just as happy wit a Stanley Tucci type as a bricklayer, but hey, both were welcome.

R80 describes these guys well.

Are many DL'ers italian americans? There is always some thread obsessing about them. every. day.

I'm not, but they were the men around me as I grew up so I guess they made an impression.

R84, I don't think so, but there seem to be a lot of NYC DLers, so that's probably where it stems from.

R80 Is there a gay Penthouse Forum? You should really write for their "Italian Big Dong" special edition.......

R80 Their holes are magic. You should shoved your finger up there during the blowjob and THEN really let them moan. Your finger would have been spotless as you know their holes are beyond clean.

So other dlers can confirm the ferry rest room dick galore ?

[quote]So other dlers can confirm the ferry rest room dick galore ?

I tell you this: I don't know how the situation was in NYC, but I know the real thing. Italy up until about 10 or 15 years ago. My God...rest rooms, cinemas, truck stops. Not something an American tourist could never encounter. But let me tell you, I could write a book.

Italian men are all basically bisexual. It's in the culture. When they need to get their rocks off, they really don't care.

R90 you need to tell me more about that. Hot encounters with obvious bi guys please. Details

Lovely penises - thick base tapering slightly to a flared helmut. The high navel and ass make Italian men look like they have over-arched backs - with cocks pointing towards the floor instead of out and then hanging (if that makes any sense).

My first pretended to be a top until I started tonguing around in his ass. That's when we found out I could fuck all night *with enough smoking breaks*. I told myself his hole was loose, but we know my internet 7" wasn't a very tight fit.

My second was hairy and stocky - with a thicker, but shorter version of the same dick. He wouldn't let me near his asshole, but his thumb could stretch your hole in seconds.

Those wonderful dicks went along with personalities that cherished enemies more than friends.

But where ? Public places ?

They're girthy. Every Italian guy I ever hooked up with had a thick dick, even if it wasn't that long.

But are they furry and hulky ? How do you know they are married. Do you always swallow ? How many STD did you catch on that ferry ?

Back in my Miami/cocaine days I knew many IA men,did business with quite a few,slept with more than my share,and for the most part they all had very thick cocks. Some not so long,but still fat as hell. One of my fondest memories is the time I slept with 4 different brothers at different times on the same weekend ! They had all been to prison so werent afraid of man on man sex in the least. They even invited me to their sisters wedding,and Im hear to tell you,their sisters were some of the ugliest,hairiest bitches Ive ever seen ! All 4 of the brothers were FINE as hell,that must have killed those poor bitches. I recently looked them up in fact.One is dead,one is in prison for life,one has a car dealership in ,where else,new jersey,and one I couldnt find any info one at all. What stood out on the 4 brothers was each of them had huge cockheads,I swear they were like apples. The oldest one tapped my ass several times,the rest just the one weekend.As an aside,it kills me to realize they are all in their 60s-early 70s now !

Wow R96, details please. Did they know ?

Sounds like it’s time for a DL field trip on the Staten Island Ferry.

Or Hoboken, NJ

How are the holes so squeaky clean, yet the nutsacks so salty?

Bidets...

R97 I assume they did,none of them made any bones about tapping boy ass in the joint. I never asked them about it at the time, why potentially fuck up a done deal ? Ive slept with brothers a few times in my career,but never at the same time. I dated one guy who was an identical twin,slept with him and his twin at differing times and BEGGED them to do me at the same time! No go,but the one I was dating did dp me with a friend of his . Dping is HIGHLY overrated .

Having an IA husband allows you to move into your full bloom of gay frauenhood.

"I can't talk now, I'm making baked ziti for my Joey's dinnah"

An apron or housedress complete the look.

R96 I don't know about that. I was DPed only once and I absolutely LOVE it. The two guys were gorgeous but small dicks. I tried recently with two guys who had big dicks and it didn't work. I want to do it with bigger dicks than the first time.

R103, do you tease your hair up in a huge voluminous fashion with lots of mousse and wear leopard print for him when you want to feel sexy?

All I know is that when God gets it right with an Italian man, it's perfection.

R90 My Italian friend told me that - he went to Italy for the first time when he was in his late 20s and said that even the smallest Italian town usually has small grotto areas where married men go in the afternoons to get sucked off.

The location of the spot was not obvious and wasn't seen/promoted in any way, and especially not as quote, unquote gay thing, certainly not known to most gay tourists, but very much a wink and a nod experience - if you knew where to look.

Any stories of the grottos ?

I remember that he said he went in and sat down on a stone bench and within 30 minutes, four married men had walked up to him and fed him their cocks and loads.

He knew a little of the language but said no matter what, it was all just kind of beautiful and intense. Fucking didn't seem to be on the menu, though.

R109 This is not as common as he or you is making it. Where did this happen in Italy?

I think it was in the northern end of Sicily but am not sure, R110. I'd have to ask. That, as you can imagine, was not the detail that took root in my mind!!

He wasn't all over the country but he experienced the same in a few towns in the area he visited.

Yumm... Suddenly I find myself overtaken with urge to suck the cream out of some fat cannoli.

Would I love to sit on a bench and have a parade of hot married men unload in my mouth ? I wouldn't live very old.

OP here. As a non-American, I always found the Italian-Americans hot as fuck. A macho sexiness about them,a sweetness too, and as a Catholic I guess I could read these guys. For a while I lived in the Carroll Gardens area of Brooklyn, and was struck by how much of a family oriented neighbourhood it was. It was undeniably safe, though some guys told me that the mob operated locally so that's why it was so. One of my first encounters with an Italian lad was in the Prospect Park Y. Had just come from the gym, and was walking towards the steam room when I walked straight into this late 20s Italian with a moustache, and in denim. Incredibly handsome guy, eyes locked and he threw his kit bag down and began to remove his jeans. He was in commando and I remember seeing the dark bush and emerging cock as the jeans peeled away. A minute or so later he appeared through the steam and we get on with it. One of the best encounters ever I reckon, and I fucked him. The turn on was heightened by the straining of the muscles on his back, his firm butt, and his hairy legs-the idea of a masculine handsome guy enjoying another guy plow his ass was an incredible mind fuck. We met on an off for several months until I moved neighbourhoods.

Don't like how after you eat one, you taste garlic for the rest of the day.

I'm currently fucking an IA NYC cop. He's 25 and a total bottom and gorgeous. He's engaged to be married this fall. There are tons of pics of him and his fiance on her FB page. There are pics of the engagement party, vacations, his mom and dad, the whole IA thing. What would she think If she knew I was fucking him, eating his ass and feeding him my load? I feel kind of guilty cause she's very pretty and hot too. But he's an adult and can make his own decisions. The first time he showed up at my door I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.

R116 link to his fb. And why did he show up at your door ? Describe yourself and how you bedded him

R114 Are you Australian or British? If you are ,don't you have an Italian population where you come from? There are a lot of them in South Africa, UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.

R116 Some Italian women are extremely OCD,stalkerish, annoying,crazy and oblivious. She probably doesn't even realize that he is a bottom or a cum guzzling slore.

I like the darker meat ones vs the lighter meat ones

I either sucked off Ralph Macchio or his twin on the SI ferry.

R129 It was a look alike. Ralph is on Long Island and drives everywhere. If he went to SI, he drove there he didn't take The Slore island Ferry.

To R117 R116 here. It's not his FB but his fiance's. It would be rude to link it here. We met online, he hit me up and we chatted. His precinct is about a block away from me. We chatted on and off and exchanged numbers so we could text. One day the timing was just right and we were both free. He asked to come over and I said yes. He was so cute and it was very tentative. He came over, we talked awhile about his job, home renovations and his upcoming wedding. I asked him if he wanted to get naked and it all went from there. He stood in the middle of my living room while I stripped off his clothes (no uniform, he was between shifts). I guided him into the bedroom and we went to town. It was alot of fun. We've stayed in touch and met twice since then. We have a date this Monday after work actually. BTW his apple watch kept lighting up with texts from the fiance when we were fucking. I think I'm in love but I know this won't end well lol. My first cop! All I need now is a fireman to complete my uniformed services fuck bud collection.

R122 Smart move. Can you imagine all The DLers fuckbooking the girlfriend ?"Oh by the way your boyfriend is getting plowed by a Datalounge top!" "Here's the link to his posts on The DL."

I know R123 I'd have to be out of mind to do something like that. I might be a horny pig but would never in a million years want to hurt or compromise anyone like that. Especially such a sweet guy like him that has a lot he still needs to work out.

[quote] Can you imagine all The DLers fuckbooking the girlfriend ?

That would be a very unwise move. Never engage or enrage a scorned italian-american woman. Nobody can hold a vendetta like them! They will hunt you down with a pizza cutter!

Italian women are nuts. They are so territorial even though their men fuck around them left and right. The minute she found out about her guy being a spermcatching ,loadsoaking bottom she would go apeshit on him. A Swedish girl would find it interesting that he took it up the ass, the Italian girl would want to kill him.

I’m an IA - both parents so “%100” - who grew up on Staten Island - was way to hung up about sex back then to have it with women much less men so my thousands of trips on the ferry weren’t as fun as the posters above.

I will verifacta the sizemeat however. I am of average length but ridiculously girthy - my shaft is 6” around & the head is bigger. Even in NYC most of the guys I hook up with say I have one of the thickest cocks they have ever seen.

Typo above - I’m “100%” IA.

This thread should’ve been titled “Italian-American Men” as it is most distressingly devoid of any cock.

r126, she would poison his gravy for sure.

As a student in NYU in the 1990s, the restrooms were cruisey and one afternoon I was doing my rounds when an Italian NYPD officer walking the corridors gave me the eye. Within mi utes we were in a stall, he had stripped me to my white jocks and had me in an armlock as he jacked me off and kissed the back of my neck. The restroom began to fill with students on break, and I was getting nervous but he held me tighter and eventually they left. I lived in Brooklyn Heights and he drove me home in a big old Pontiac. I bumped into him on a couple of occasions, then lost contact. He wasn't hung, but man was he passionate.

Sometimes they're attached to Catholicism, an obvious downer...

R132 Sometimes? LOL. Always clueless one. If you are going to knock their religion, get your facts straight!

I've met Italian Americans who are agnostic, or atheist. Not EVERY single ONE swallows the Kool-Aid...

[quote]Sometimes they're attached to Catholicism, an obvious downer...

Very, very rarely (if ever) are they attached to Catholicism as a religion.

The're attached to it as a culture.

I was in Italy until last week and I wanted to do something sexually but it didn't happen :-( There was Federico from Modena and he was gorgeous, but not out.

I love me some eye-talian cock.

R135 Exactly it is a big part of their culture.

There is a lot of cruising in Italy in the woods "la pineta" near beaches. I've been to a bunch of them.

My favorite ethnic group to have sex with- except those damn big gold crosses around their necks get in the way. I am a sucker for thick black bush and swarthy looks. Joe Gorda (?) from NJ Housewives is the look i love. SEXY!

clean holes, salty nuts

excellent in bed terrible for relationships unless momma likes you

Even if mamma likes you she is a pain in the ass! They are the worst guys when it comes to being manipulated by their mothers.

Every Italian guy I've dated or slept with has been well hung and an amazing, passionate lover. I love them! I'm super close with my family so I don't mind the family stuff.

They are just consistently good in bed. How does something like that permeate an entire culture?

Aside from the little, old grandmas who wear a shawl, most Italians in my orbit are really only Catholic on 5 occasions: weddings, baptisms, funerals, Christmas and Easter. The rest of the time they are just as big of a bunch of sinners as anybody else, just with added guilt!

R145 No. They are overrated as lovers. The French, Spanish and Greeks are much better. Their mammas also have them by the balls. They spend more time calling their moms than their girlfriends/boyfriends!

R144, all five of them?

We should start a thread about Italians that suck in bed. I can't think of any that do. Even my half Italian boyfriends have been great.

Sorry. If they don't suck, they can't be great.

Imagine being DPed by Pacino and de Niro during the making of "The Godfather, Part II".

that looks like an oily affair, r151.

Does anyone have a story about their Italian being a shitty lover?

Are the Italian bottoms naturally oily enough that they don't require lube?

They are not white-white.

Doesn't seem like there are any R153 I didn't even notice before this thread but best I've ever had was Italian. I was obsessed with him for a year

My partners family is from Norther Europe so all of them have fair skin, light brown hair, but there is a great great grandmother from Italy in the family tree. My partner must have gotten her genes since he is darker and hairy unlike the rest of his family and he has a big dick. He always gets me hot and I think that is one of the reasons why the sex is amazing.

R151 De Niro is only part Italian, Pacino is the real deal. He looks like he has a sandworm from Dune n his pants.

Pacino is like 5;6", 5'7". Everything looks bigger on a short shit.

Born and raised on Staten Island, I hooked up with a hot Italian bus driver.

Hey R160 - New Dorp or Farrell? Lol.

(I went to Farrell - unfortunately)

I had italian salami last night. Man ! Hairy stocky guy in his late 40's with the face of ty power, just more handsome, super masc and an ENORMOUS cock. GIRTH, like think big, and then, double it. Resting nicely on an equally ENORMOUS set of balls. I just had to tell him, when he finally stopped forcefully gagging me with his monster, that it was the most beautiful dick I had ever seen. He knew...

R162 Were his balls salty and his asshole squeaky clean? He was probably cut like most IAs. On the other hand ,99 percent of Italians in Italy are not

His balls tasted like osso bucco, and I could have used his sphincter to clean my kitchen R63

Not even a speck of shit on your tongue? They are that clean. The Muslims shove a spigot up their asses when they shit and they are that clean!

Wendesday? Prince Spaghetti day? Whatever. Every day is suck Big Angelo's cock day.

I know many of the guys here like what I call the "Joey guido" - medium or even short height, really attractive face, hairy body, etc.

But many of the Italian guys I played with were tall, and they were what the old Italian ladies would call "bruta bella" - translation, ugly beautiful.

A lot of them would have a homely face, even some scars or bruises, big noses, etc. and then have a banging tight body and a huge, double digit dick.

I remember a lot of guys like this, but two guys specifically. One looked kind of like Chad Douglas the porn star, the other looked sort of vaguely like Nicolas Cage.

To look at them you wouldn't immediately say "we have a winner here" but I had mindblowingly hot sex with both of them....and both of them had monster endowments. One dude, I needed to death grip the base of his dick to make him cum, because he was just SO fucking big. (The other fucked me....that was 20 years ago and I think my ass is still recovering! LOL)

R66, my salami yesterday looked EXACTLY like that

All these bizarre coincidences. Clean holes, girthy cocks, salty balls. What's next? Mamma's meatballs?!

More about the Ralph Macchio look alike please, R120

this thread is....

This entire thread smells like the ballsweat in a NYC sanitation workers' break room.

r161 Farrell

R 173 - A fellow Lion. I didn’t realize at the time how bad that place really was for me. Hope you had a better experience. Vir Fidelis.

I want Joe Santagato inside me.

God, and those arms!

You say that like it's a bad thing, R172.

Joe Santagato's cock, btw

Matthew Daddario

How about Nick Toretto, he's done gay porn and is hot!

R172, I've hooked up with a couple of sanitation workers! Hot!

R180 please DO tell

I want to be spit-roasted by two hairy Italian daddy bears.

[quote]I want to be spit-roasted by two hairy Italian daddy bears.

I'll take "Senator Lindsay Graham's Random Thoughts During Meet the Press Interviews" for $400, Alex.

The father of an Italian-American guy I dated always kept giving me the stern lookover, as if trying to decide in his mind who was topping who.

He wanted to know if you were cornholing his son, R184.

Joey Stefano's ass.

Nyle Dimarco presenting bulge.

Behind view.

R184, maybe the dad wanted some discreet action, too.

Mostly cut or uncut?

Some hot, uncut, Italian dick would be so good right now

Do most of the stereotypes ring true only for the older Italian guys, or does it still hold true for younger guys, too?

No they still have clean holes You can fuck them furiously for hours on end, pull out and not see a speck of shit on your dick. rawdogging is a pleasure with them.

Still true for the 20/30ish Italian-American guys, R192. Sometimes exaggeratedly so.

Hours of raw sex, what a lovely way to pass along love's "mementos."

They just missed the cut-off from being considered really white.

Too mother obsessed.

[Cf. Current Lou Christie thread, 2018]

I dated an Italian guy who was in the Navy while he was stationed in Virginia Beach. He was a bodybuilder, and he was pretty well hung. I'd say he was ten inches and thick. He was very nice, but he was moody as hell because his shift rotated up by 8 hours every day. It was pretty trying.

De Niro is actually not that Italian. He is Irish and Italian on his father's side (father is gay btw) and a Northern Euro mutt on his mother's side.

I hate de Niro and his stupid mr. grumpy pants face

R201 He is a dual citizen of the US and Italy. He has a serious case of DAF though Pacino ( who is 100% Italian) doesn't.

What is DAF? He might have a piece of paper saying he is an Italian citizen but genetically De Niro ain't that Italian

DAF is Dirty Asshole Face. Genetics are not a big deal in Italy. They are mixed AND have ethnic Austrians and Slovenians(not immigrants) that live there. That being said DeNiro is one fourth Italian in terms of nationality.

De Niro identifies as Italian.

People with even a little as one forth Italian usually do. They'll identify as Italian over their other nationalities.

Are the short ones usually hung, too? I'm interested in an IA guy that's only about 5'8. I'm worried it might be too small.

Yes, please. Italian cock right now would be great.

R207 the shorter the bigger

r206: I know an adorable Italian 'pocket' muscle bear about that height who has a small, cut cock, maybe 5" hard. The sex was super-hot so It did not matter a bit.

R207 They can be like animals in bed. Even the Teeny Weeny Peeny Committee members have serious game. They make great bottoms because their fucking holes are so clean.

I am so attracted to Italians. Even when guys are part-Italian, which I may learn later, something in my DNA gets me hot and bothered.

Italian men remind me of Australian men... they can be beautiful when younger but once they hit their 40's it can be extremely downhill.

R213 Go to Italy, you'll find lots and lots of older Italian guys that are great looking, more than any other country that I've ever seen. A lot of them ride bikes for sport and they'll have incredible legs. They tend to dress and groom well and keep their stomachs flat.

I agree R213 I was in Italy a few months ago and the older men take care of themselves. They watch their weight and exercise plus they dress well and have a good grooming regime.

Closeted. Staten Island is the only borough without a gay bar. Just sayin'!

There used to be a gay bar in Staten Island filled with guido types. I guess no longer?

What I find amazing about Italian-American males is that they are all finicky about food but they will rim every male ass hole in sight with gusto. That is just my experience. Take it for what you will.

R218, that's because Italian moms always teacher their sons to lick every last morsel on the dinner plate.

Same concept applies with rimming.

Is it worth it to dated a closeted italian guy?

It's never worth it to date any closeted guy, period, R220.

In their case it is! Hot sex, the cleanest and willing asshole for fucking, the fabulous rim jobs what is there not to love? Tell your 'friend" that he will be fucking his brains out with the Italian. Go for it.......his cock and his asshole will thank you.

Clean holes, salty balls, dirty feet.

The Italian Americans have clean feet!

R224, from my experience, the blue collar ones can have feet that are quite pungent, but I suppose that is true of any man after a long day of work.

Yes Rose R225, men who work doing labor often have feet that sweat!

Have we mentioned Joe Santagato yet?

I love him.

[quote]Is it worth it to dated a closeted italian guy?

Closet case guys, guys on the down low, married guys who fool around...are for me usually the hottest. They can make for a great experience and friendship. If you're smart, you'll know who to play it and respect their life choices. Just don't go looking for love.

*you'll know how to play it

Hairy yet clean

I find these threads hilarious. I'm Italian-American and can't imagine dating another Italian guy because it would remind me too much of dating my brothers and cousins...

R23 Yes but those clean holes are divine! Rawdogging one for hours on end and not seeing a speck of shit on your cock is a modern day miracle. Unless of course, Mr Squeaky Clean hole also reminds you of your dad....YUCK!

R231, but do your brothers have squeaky clean holes?

The closeted ones are great for secret fking

R233, yuck! They are both super straight, so their 'status' down there is of little importance to their wives/gf's.

Are they around your age, R235?

R235 Bullshit. Women stick their fingers up their rear and wear dildos and shove it up their asses these days. You have no idea about people's kinks these days.

R237, lol? you are probably right. I just don't see guys around my brothers age and mentality being open to that, but who knows?

And you know this how, R237?

Bump for hott italian Cock u.c. or otherwise!...Most Italian men also have Beautiful hands...mmm...

I'm IA. It took my current partner a LONG time to get used to the family attachments.

The guys in my family are Tony or Antnee, Petey, Frankie.

R238 You must have an ultra clean hole. I beat your conquests eat off of it!

Why do they always seem to have so many sons?

Boys are considered more important, R243. Yeah, it’s sexist, but it’s the truth. Moms dote over their sons. Daughters need to learn to cook, take care of their younger siblings, and clean up after their brothers.

Momma’s boys. Too much work.

Sounds like DL’s dream come true, R244.

Since everybody's saying IA's have clean holes, I'm guessing we can assume that pasta has some type of agent that works in cleaning the colon?

It’s the rigatoni, r247.

Are the salty balls a real thing?

r248 Incorporating more of both in my diet. I'm tired of fleeting.

R247 It is the olive oil , it is also type of the pork in the South and beef In The North they eat and the rest of their diet.

Dads teach their sons how to properly clean, R147. It’s very labor-intensive.

R252 No. Even ethnic Austrians in Italy have extremely clean holes! All that Speck goes straight through the body and doesn't make the hole dirty. Very similar to prosciutto that so-called Italo-Italians eat.

Guys, I'm Italian.

Every home has a bidet.

You learn as a child to wash down there after you go.

And of course that means getting familiar with your hole.

It explains a lot about the sexuality of Italian men.

R254 Guy, Italian Americans rarely have bidets. However their holes are Muslim level clean EVEN without a bidet. Their diet alone will keep their holes super clean. Using a bidet or an Islamic toilet spigot is an added plus but Italian holes are clean already.

They taste like marinara.

Are most Italian-American men closeted?

Yes, Rose. Every last one of them,

Even as adults, the men seem to keep carrying on the diminutive form of their name. Joey, Mikey, etc.

All I know is that jersey shore Vinny needs to come out.

R260, Vinnie should come out. It might inspire an entire generation of closeted guidos to come out too!

Is Vinny really gay?

The young ones always wear basketball shorts with big jiggling cocks.

Who here has had Vinny? Is he clean in the hole? Does he have a big cock?

R264, nobody has had Vinny’s hole. My Vinny’s a good boy. He doesn’ do those dirty things!

Most Italian/Italian American men are long, thick, and not cut.

Agreed R110, most bisexual and gay Italian men both in Italy and in other countries just go to bars or use apps or sites.

Now back before the internet when glory holes were all over, I could picture the scene with the cruise ferry toilet.

R247, eating a diet of fresh fruit, vegetables, legumes, nuts, and fiber does it I guess?

I am IA and my parents taught me proper hygiene (including anal hygiene) from a very young age. I remember being 7 or 8 and my parents made me start bathing myself, but would tell me I didn’t wash behind my ears properly or even my back properly and make me bathe again. I still take longer showers than anyone I know. I almost never do enemas and never had a messy bottoming experience.... I won’t bottom though unless I am sure all is “good” inside. So if my diet is off (like eating at a restaurant) no one is going in. I eat a lot of fiber and very little fat other than olive oil.

I’m pretty sure this thread is meant as a joke, but my IA parents did spend a lot of time teaching me proper hyfiene. I assumed all parents did. Am I wrong?

I'm' hungry for sausage and meaty balls

Aged Italian sausage (NSFW).

I had an IA last night from Grindr. Big cut dick, hairy ass, BDF too.

I hooked up with a couple: a shorter IA (5'8" maybe) and his MUCH taller partner (at least 6'2"). We were naked in bed, and I was blowing the taller guy when IA Shorty started mounting me from behind. His dick nearly split me in half. The stereotype was true that night.

Are they horny at Christmas?

37 year old IA guy here from Staten Island, the epicenter of “straight” IA types that just love to have dl sex with other dudes. Ask me anything you want to know.

Personally, I’m hung pretty average and I’ve had IA cock of all shapes and sizes over the years. And yes, my ass is so clean you could fuck me for hours and pull out completely clean. But i think that’s more due to the fiber in my diet than being Italian.

There’s a XXX store here on Staten Island with booths that a lot of straight married IA types hit up. It’s very out of the way. I’ve had some incredible encounters with hot straight married blue collar types. Over the years I’ve had hookups with tons of hot Italians. Most recently, I stopped in a pizzeria near my house and the guy behind the counter was a “straight” guy I used to fuck once in a while. Guys like that are everywhere on this island!

I once met an IA from Staten Island with a cock like a Xmas tree— thin at the tip but then widened a lot at the base

[quote]Italian men remind me of Australian men... they can be beautiful when younger but once they hit their 40's it can be extremely downhill.

Can't that be said about every ethnicity?

Hey R275 - grew up on SI and still lust after guidos - I've heard about the XXX place but never been - is it worth stopping by next time I'm on the island visiting family? When are good times to go?

Hung like horses.

Not all...at all.

R38: Be difficult to that since mom died 41 years ago when I was just a teenager. Paternal grandmother who I loved too died on Christmas day of 2005.