Sex with Aussie Men?

Just once, he was a jerk.

Why do so many Aussie men suffer from premature ejaculation?

Because they can't wait to get down to the pub to brag to their mates they got rooted (fucked, Aussie slang).

Racist as fuck. They'll talk to you about "those darkies" assuming you share the same opinion.

R3, I found that to be true as well. They hate African-Americans with some passion, but love showing them off as their friends - I think it's about optics.

Cunts. Ok fucks though.

Semi-hot but he smelled like a kangaroo.

Love the accent, although the Kiwi accent is my absolute favourite

Makes me remember a goodlooking blond Ozzie I knew briefly. I was stuck in the friend zone and it was intolerable. But he was sophisticated and sexy, even if blind to my appeal.

Meth-heads.

Odor. They seem to enjoy being stinky. The ones I've met actually liked African Americans, but hated Aborigines, Asians and Melanesians. I guess that they are just as phony and two faced as White Americans.

They age incredibly quickly. This guy, a public figure so no problem posting it here, aged precipitously. Used to be a beautiful golden boy.

Snag them in their 20s, keep them until about 28 or so.

I think it's the sun or something. It destroys them.

They like Americans, period. Black, white, Asian, latin it doesn't matter because being American has a certain cache (maybe good, maybe bad). I had a wonderful time in Sydney, got dick for days in my downtown hotel room from hot guys 23-39 year old guys in the finance district. They'd stop by in their suits or dress clothes (hot) during their lunch break or after work.

Melbourne was a hipster bust, despite the larger gay scene. The rest was full of country bumpkins the likes of which can be found in Deliverance. My Grindr was down right scare outside of the cities.

Dick and hight were fine, all uncut.

Good looking, hot. I'd have liked one as a bf.

R11, what do you look like? I think it might have been less about your being American than your being hot...

There was a thin, tall and blond Aussie porn star named Tony with a huge uncut dick that was all over the net back in the late 90s early 2000s. Haven't seen nothing of him in years and lost all my old pics and vids of him, back when the videos were 1 minute mpegs.

[quote]They'd stop by in their suits or dress clothes (hot) during their lunch break or after work.

Did you put up a sign?

Cooey! Can I get that dick?

Here are some hot Australians.

I had an Australian FB who had a huge dick. The best thing was he had some amazing Australian poppers which he would get shipped to NYC.

[quote]Dick and hight were fine, all uncut.

are they all uncut? I have met several visitors in US who were cut (unfortunately)

I'd love to ride some Aussie dick. I'm a fan of men from outside America and have had some awesome playtime with European men, Canadian, South African and South Asian, but never an Aussie or Kiwi.

I'd say stick to Kiwi's Aussie are good natured but seem rather dim. Kiwis are much cooler and NZ is head and shoulders more beautiful than Australia. I would guess the dick is the same since they're all from the Commonwealth for the most part.

They hate the Chinese mostly. That's my impression from visiting there. They have good reason to be suspicious of the Chinese though.

r15 nope, just put up a fresh pic on my Grindr account.

Aussie stripper Nathan Wyld

Dunno OP, but your guy looks pretty good.

About those Australian poppers...

Same mix as anywhere. Don’t fully agree with racist comments - I’ve heard worse in the US, Europe/UK. That’s my experience. People are not that different anywhere - Oz and NZ are heavily and I mean heavily influenced by the US and UK. Oz is saturated with US culture more so than any other country on Earth possibly even more so than Canada. You’ll find it easy to talk to people or make friends.

I agree R26. Sydney was so similar to the US I kind of though 24 hours of travel for this? Granted it is beautiful and the beaches are great but it's really not a very interesting place. Don't get me started on those damn bats shitting on everything..

R14 I remember seeing his pics on the old Usenet groups. There was an Australian porn company specializing in Aussie twinks. He was a good looking guy and did have a huge dick. Haven't been able to find anything about him over the years.

LOL, the flying foxes. They're like cats hanging from trees.

LIke both accents, but the Kiwi subtly more entrancing than the Ozzie.

I'm just so turned off by their racism. It's just trashy and hateful. Blech.

r13 sorry I missed your post. I think I'm a solid 6 or 7; I'm also black but that didn't seem to matter much in Sydney. Now Melbourne (the liberal/hipster city) was a different story. Also, it was really odd having a group of 18 year olds come into the gay clubs. I would have loved to go clubbing my senior year of high school.

r31 I know they can't stand the Chinese since they have literally infiltrated their country; their government opened the door. I was shocked that there were so many asians, you just don't see that in the media's portrayal of Australia. I did experience some micro racism as I was walking alone on Bundi Beach and some white guy with his girlfriend said something like, "What are you trying to tan?" The look he gave me and the tone was disgusting, but I wouldn't let him ruin my day so I kept walking.

On my bus ride back from the beach an aborigine (i'm not sure of the correct term) man got on the bus and so many people kept staring at him as he quietly read a book. It was so awkward.

John Oliver had a great bit about how racist he thought Australia was. He als found that people would just openly make some really derogatory comments about other ethnicities and not think twice about it.

I've never had good sex with an Aussie.

I've found them robotic.

There is no gay scene in NZ. It's one of those countries where everybody knows everybody and can't be removed more that 2 degrees from someone. Others are Iceland, Malta, Luxembourg (though it's easy for them to cross the border) and Cypress.

I had fun.

It was Aussome!

Those who say Aussies are racist, would you say they were more or less racist than Americans?

Australian men are all pigs and they are all self centered whiners

R34 = Deb Jackman

R35 Cypress Hill?

Whiny, passive aggressive... they dress everything up as a joke but really it's all complaints and veiled insults. A nasty, tedious character... they're all basically kangaroos.

Wasn't Sydney the place where "No Pecs, No Sex" started?

[quote]would you say they were more or less racist than Americans?

Bigotry and racism are far more audible and visible in Oz as there is nowhere near the social prohibition as there is in the US. But that is changing as the Americans become far more vocal in their bigotry, as is illustrated daily right here on DL.

Yes all males located on that big island continent share the same characteristics when it comes to sexual competence.

[quote]They dress everything up as a joke but really it's all complaints and veiled insults.

This is it, basically. And bear in mind, being born here, I find Australia overall to be the easiest place on earth to live. But "belonging" in Australian culture means "how well do I stand up to insults"?

Sexwise, it is like Europe: guys are uncut unless they are Jewish or Muslim (or have American parents). The local medical establishment does not advocate for unnecessary genital surgery.

By Aussie men, people basically mean white men, a la the Hemsworths and Hugh Jackman. If you are as good looking and nice as the Hemsworths and Jackman, a soap opera career is yours for the taking. Those are the optics. The reality is there is a east huge Asian (Chinese, Vietnamese and Korean) and middle eastern (Lebanese both Christian and Muslim, Iranian, Afghani) population. Lots more Africans from all over the continent, white and black, in the past 15 years as well.

My half-brother is 100% Melanesian and is very popular because people assume he is African American until he speaks. He looks a bit like Eddie Murphy. People are vocally disappointed (!) when they find out he is an Islander. Strangers call us "my nigger!" not infrequently. (And yes, they know it is not-a-very-nice-word - they're marking their territory and waiting to see if we don't have "chips on our shoulders" and will laugh it off). Vocal racism and sexism and homophobia is considered a bit naughty and "all in good fun". I went to a rugby league match last week and my stand erupted with laughter when someone in a sponsors box yelled out "faggots" and "wogs" throughout the game.

All the negatives posted about Australians are true. That's why Aussie women are bitchy and scornful AND kind of anti-feminist. They have to survive with Aussie straight men. Matthew McConaughey said he never scored with Australian women in Melbourne when he was a kid, they would tease and insult him. Similarly the gay guys who came through the 70s to the 90s are tough as nails and have a quip to comeback to any words and fists hurled their ways. The gay rights lobby were socialist justice activists who literally had to fight police officers in the streets.

Australians LOVE American pop culture but hate Americans. In my childhood in the 80s and 90s it was considered extremely tacky and annoying to be very vocally and visually patriotic. Very "American". The attitude was "calm down love, you're in Australia, so you're Australian, so shut the fuck up and have a drink." To this end, at major sporting events when senior politicians would appear to congratulate the players, said politician (unless, say, his wife just got a cancer diagnosis or her mother died) would be enthusiastically booed by the crowd. Also, "Australiana" - bush rangers, Coogi sweaters, clothing with native birds, Olivia Newton-John's Koala Blue wine, anything to do with Jenny Kee - was considered dorky. The low-key and natural version of Australianism was destroyed when our aged then Prime Minister, John Howard, was in Washington DC during 9/11 and his small government conservatism went into overdrive.

Also, the majority of Australians unironically love that the UK union flag is emblazoned on our own.

You realize this question is the same as asking "What's sex with American men like?"

The obnoxiousness of Americans, with the whininess of Brits with the drinking habits of the Irish

R34 "robotic "

Yes-- Austomatons

I used to love "Long Dong" Sean Davis.

R50 He was great. I wonder what happened to him and tge other Jackeroos

The dong sort of offsets the lack of chin.

ok...

Yes, ok! Who he?

I don't agree with "they hate African Americans with a passion" statement at all. If you live in one of the Aussie cities that is frequented by US Navy services (Perth, Darwin and Sydney all have ports), when the ship does stop at port and thousands of good looking and well dressed US sailors hit the town it's the AAs that are pretty much to the front of the line of having their choice of the hottest locals. There have been these frequent stops for many decades, and locals will specifically hit the town when they are due looking to get a piece of fit dick.

Got to add (R55 ), when the US service men are over here they are always polite, and are always well behaved. They have impeccable manners and you never hear a breath of scandal about them. They smile, spend money and are friendly. Never any drunken or offensive behavior like Irish louts or abusive Lebbos.

We had anal receptive intercourse and then went to Outback Steakhouse for a Bloomin Onion...

r54, r53's photo is Adam Garcia, an actor/dancer. He was crazy hot in his younger days; still a handsome man now in his 40s. He had a sex tape leak last year or the year before; he was doing a cam session with someone he thought was a woman--either she was and she recorded it, or it was a catfish, who recorded it. Hence that shot.

Younger guys (20s to 30s), mostly uncut (but still a lot cut), 40 plus, mostly cut. I'm a Aussie, I should know.

The guy in the OP's picture is a hetero chiropractor-turned-model named Tim Robards who lives near Bondi Beach.

Grandson of Jason Robards.

Cheers, R58. I looked up his sinematic oeuvre. Nice, if a bit languid.

Tell me about bondi beach please. Sounds heaven to me...

Tim Robards, Australia's very first Bachelor, has been built up by the Ten Network as the dreamy, outdoors-loving chiropractor from Newcastle who has had his heart broken in the past and is now finally ready to go on the quest to find true love.

Only problem is, too many women are now claiming to know the "real" bachelor, in one form or another.

Since the dating show's debut on Sunday night, a number of women have dared to tell their own tale about Robards - Robards the player, the topless waiter, the male model, the party boy.

Four Sydney women all claiming to have dated the 30-year-old hunk have revealed details of their relationship to Cleo magazine.

"He's got the biggest penis I've ever seen and sex was like being in a porno. I'm not even joking," one ex-girlfriend - who is also a model - spilled to the magazine.

"I find it very hard to believe he is honestly looking for love and possible marriage … I think he is 100 per cent a playboy, definitely."

Link please, or it never happened

Couldn't find a link to the uncensored pics

It is weird in that so many Australian hotties who are racist assholes toward the aboriginal people there just luurve them some black dick here when in the States or when it's in a US Navy uniform on a dock (or better still, on Oxford Street.)

The biggest surprise to me - apart from the seemingly nonstop casual racism at every age and social level (an otherwise delightful woman in her 80's, the mother of a friend, started in about "the dirty, filthy abos" over tea on the terrace of her multi-million-dollar home overlooking the entrance to Sydney Harbour; an admiral I met was only a bit more circumspect) - was the variety of ethnicities among residents there. I think I was raised on the idea they were all big and blond and buff descendants of the original convict settlers of Irish and UK extraction. True enough for many, but immigration to Australia from Greece, Italy, the Balkans and more recently Turkey and the Middle East and even more recently from Asia has changed that.

They still drink in quantities I haven't seen for years in the States but don't drive drunk (at least in the cities) because one drink/beer/glass of wine can put you over the limit. Someone upstream said Sydney was boring - too much like the US so why did I fly for 24 hours? - and in the sense that it's familiar-looking and safe with English-speaking natives, that's true. But look a little deeper and you'll see it's like a double upgrade from the US: the streets and sidewalks are clean, the roads are well-maintained; everything works. It's less present now, but there's still a bit of the "cultural cringe" when you hear remarks like, "It's great. For Australia" and the like and many if not most of the things you see on TV are American or UK shows and movies.

For the most part, they like Americans. Since WWII, they've realized that if anyone is going to save them, it's the US, not the UK, and they treat us according. "Yanks" are good; "Poms" aka Brits, less so.

[quote]Got to add ([R55] ), when the US service men are over here they are always polite, and are always well behaved. They have impeccable manners and you never hear a breath of scandal about them. They smile, spend money and are friendly.

That's because they are covered up. I know of have been 3 violent rapes (2 straight, 1 gay) hushed up in Perth. Still, that's just 3 incidents I know of in 8 years and is nothing compared to what the locals get up too. Australians drink to get drunk, and alcohol related violence is so intense that in Sydney no hard liquor is served without sugary soft drinks late at night and numerous bars and clubs have gone broke because of the licensing laws. It is a ghost town, now, and people go out and party at the Casinos and in the suburbs.

Also, wanting some legendary black dick on a night out doesn't make the locals any less racist.

OP's guy is super hot but looks like he shaves his body hair :-(

Since when being a racist makes a man less hot ? I knew many black guys who were completely racist, loved to revenge fuck white guys in a completely absurd violent manner, and were still smoking hot, and white twinks like myself were gagging for it

Tim Robard's cock . . .

Huge set of balls

We wouldn't know.

Yes he was hot and the sex was great, he looked like a muscular version of a young Sean Connery.

... R75