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Michael Thornton: Marlon Brando harassed me in Shower

The most bizarre sexual harassment I experienced was when I went to the Savoy Hotel in 1967 to interview Marlon Brando.

The door to his suite was opened by the handsome, dark-haired French actor Christian Marquand, who said: ‘Bud [his pet name for Marlon] is resting. He wants to know if you would mind interviewing him in bed.’

‘Sure,’ I said. By now, absolutely nothing could surprise me.

There was Marlon, lying on the bed in only a pair of boxer shorts. Marquand, to my amazement, climbed up beside Brando and began caressing his neck. It was immediately obvious that they were closer than close.

Brando looked at me and grinned. ‘You’re younger and kinda different from what I was expectin’ . . .’ he drawled. ‘Sit down, kid, take off your jacket and have a drink.’ He handed me a tankard of champagne.

In his early 40s, Marlon was no longer the devastating primeval hunk of The Wild One and On The Waterfront. He had filled out and a pungent whiff of stale sweat enveloped him. He was dishevelled and had dirty fingernails.

A seemingly endless series of trolleys crammed with junk food was wheeled in and out and devoured by Brando like a feeding frenzy at the zoo.

The room stank of marijuana and another aroma that was harder to place. After some while, I realised that it was amyl nitrate, more familiarly known as ‘poppers’, the favourite aphrodisiac of the Swinging Sixties.

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by Anonymousreply 29April 10, 2018 5:15 AM

When he wasn’t nuzzling Marquand, Brando slagged off his co-star in his latest film, Sophia Loren, complaining constantly about the black hairs he said grew out of her nose. He spat bile about the legendary Charlie Chaplin, the director. He was rude about Frank Sinatra. He was vicious to just about everyone.

After an hour, I had nothing that was even remotely printable. So I begged. ‘Please! Will you say something I can actually print?’

He grinned and said: ‘Well, kid, here’s the deal. If you play strip poker with us, I’ll talk.’ By now, I was so desperate that I would have done nude handstands in the Savoy ballroom.

I have always been lousy at poker. One scene remains etched on my memory. A waiter, Sphinx-like and seemingly oblivious, wheeled in yet another trolley of junk food to find three men sitting on the bed stripped down to their jockstraps, and reacted as if it was the most normal scene in the world.

Brando pulled down his jockstrap and urinated into a coffee pot. By now, a surfeit of champagne and junk food had made me nauseous. I started to heave, raced for the bathroom wearing only socks and underwear, and threw up.

Someone, equally undressed, took hold of me with surprising tenderness and held me, turning the cold shower on to me. I looked up to find it was Brando.

I emerged from the shower, holding my wringing socks and jockstrap, and knowing in that moment that no matter what explanations I attempted in the future, no one would ever believe how and why I had ended up naked in Marlon Brando’s bathroom.

I went home and had a hangover for three days, but I did write a sanitised version of the article — minus Brando’s boyfriend, the strip poker and the shower scene. It was so boring, it never appeared in the paper.

by Anonymousreply 1April 9, 2018 11:06 PM

The 1967 edition of Brando. Presumably with cleaner fingernails and probably smelling worse.

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by Anonymousreply 2April 9, 2018 11:12 PM

my pal blew him in the Safeway toilet in LA in the seventys. he was fat but his ass was delish

by Anonymousreply 3April 9, 2018 11:16 PM

What was his willy like? Were the crabs gone?

by Anonymousreply 4April 9, 2018 11:17 PM

Everything about him sounds vile. Jack Nicholson is trying to fill his shit filled shoes.

by Anonymousreply 5April 9, 2018 11:18 PM

A little more on Brando in Paris. I don’t know how much of this is true, but the details about the hotel are a fun read.

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by Anonymousreply 6April 9, 2018 11:32 PM

Okay, that’s hot.

by Anonymousreply 7April 9, 2018 11:58 PM

James Franco will be all over that story.

by Anonymousreply 8April 10, 2018 12:01 AM

"Brando pulled down his jockstrap and urinated into a coffee pot"

Eww

by Anonymousreply 9April 10, 2018 12:05 AM

What did Wally Cox offer?

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by Anonymousreply 10April 10, 2018 12:09 AM

He was truly gross

by Anonymousreply 11April 10, 2018 12:12 AM

Just guys being guys

by Anonymousreply 12April 10, 2018 12:16 AM

So who was the bottom. Was Brando bottoming and consuming piles of junk food?

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by Anonymousreply 13April 10, 2018 12:31 AM
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by Anonymousreply 14April 10, 2018 12:33 AM

Marquand was not handsome IMHO. Looks like a top to Brando's pig bottom (that was surely messy). Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 15April 10, 2018 12:42 AM

So...all of them were wearing jocks? Brando was wearing a jock under his boxers? Brando initiated a game of strip poker wearing only boxers and a jock?

That’s what I took from this—simply a question as to why they were all wearing jock straps, including the reporter who was presumably dressed for his job and not, say, for a baseball game.

by Anonymousreply 16April 10, 2018 12:48 AM

Agree R16, and if you google pics of the reporter, Thornton, I question his claiming that Brando wanted him.

by Anonymousreply 17April 10, 2018 1:10 AM

definitely sleazy in a sort of unsexy way, but maturing Brando was not ugly in 1967.

by Anonymousreply 18April 10, 2018 1:20 AM

I must have missed the harassment. Sounds like he was just helping drunky out in the shower. The whole jockstrap thing was weird, was that slang at the time?

by Anonymousreply 19April 10, 2018 1:22 AM

Marquand was hot when he was young

by Anonymousreply 20April 10, 2018 1:40 AM

I don’t see harassment either; I’d do the same for a barfing reporter. But looks like Brando had no boundaries with anyone.

by Anonymousreply 21April 10, 2018 1:49 AM

I don't get why the reporter was wearing a jockstrap for work either.

by Anonymousreply 22April 10, 2018 2:30 AM

Having no boundaries made him a great actor. I don't know why it's not working for me.

by Anonymousreply 23April 10, 2018 2:31 AM

Maybe he meant jockey shorts (tighty whiteys) and just shortened it to jocks.

by Anonymousreply 24April 10, 2018 3:16 AM

bravo r23

by Anonymousreply 25April 10, 2018 3:32 AM

No, he clearly writes “jockstraps.”

by Anonymousreply 26April 10, 2018 3:38 AM

The Mystery of the Three Parsian Jockstraps

by Anonymousreply 27April 10, 2018 3:46 AM

I'd drink that coffee pot, from Brando when he Was hot.

by Anonymousreply 28April 10, 2018 5:07 AM

Also can’t get past jockstraps, no wonder his story didn’t get printed.

by Anonymousreply 29April 10, 2018 5:15 AM
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