Keith Laue is the new Pietro Boselli

Ripped

Wrestler

He looks a little dorky at R2.

Hot dorky

Nudes, please.

DRAwers

I approve, R6. He looks donglicious.

DNA.

Yeah, cause they both have nice bodies, child-like faces and zero sex appeal.

is he a real model or an instawhore?

Face looks like a morph between Pietro and Colto.

Colto?

He looks like every post-frat douche I see at the gym on a daily basis. Meh!

R13, they are hot, and you’re jealous you don’t get the adoration they do. Don’t be so openly bitter man.

I like the twinky blond college student model with a bit of chest hair better, but I seem to have stopped that thread dead in its tracks by posting on it.

What happens to all these insta-whores when their looks fade and the adoring comments come to a grinding halt?

They still will be hotter than their peers

The Cockwell School?

He's five feet, seven inches tall. Pocket gay.

He’s nongay

Yes. Yes, I would.

Who cares about the 5 feet? Let's hear about the 7 inches?

OP, try again.

I'm not a fan of Pietro Boselli. But, Pietro had a PhD in Engineering from one of the top UK schools and he modeled for Giorgio Armani, A&F, Moschino, etc while in university and graduate school.

The only thing they have in common is the lack of a sex appeal.

He’s seriously 5’7? Where did you get that from?

R22 Well hello, Mae!

The tip of a beautiful ass.

R24 It's on his athlete profile. 5'7", 145 pounds. Little guy.

Unless one is a bottom who wants to be dominated, so what?

Nice.

Questionable anal hygiene

Eeeew, gyno, probably from steroids. Pass! Next...

IFHH

5’7 145 lbs? 😂

[quote]Questionable anal hygiene

Why do you think that?

[quote]5’7 145 lbs?

5’7 is a little on the short side to be a model, yes?

Not in fitness modeling. Physique is Supreme

[QUOTE]5’7 is a little on the short side to be a model, yes?

But not to be a fitness model/Instawhore.

Muscle fanboys and fanchicks don’t care about height. It’s all about huge pecs, ripped abs, and bubble butts.

Does he know that his chief admirers are gay men?

Has the “who?” troll stopped by? I’ll do it, if not. Ok:

Who?

[quote]Does he know that his chief admirers are gay men?

I don't know, but I hope he's not a Republican.

I'm gonna agree with r23 here.. except UCL isn't -just- a top U.K. School.. it's a top ~world~ school, cut and dry. It's engineering is the best the EU has to offer. And let's be honest, engineering at UT undergrad is indeed very tough to get into as a freshman.. but it's not even the best engineering program in Texas, let alone the world. THE engineering school in Texas is A&M. UTD pulls heavy weight on South and East Asian students. Money like you wouldn't believe is being pumped into SMU. And let's not forget Rice, who puts all the others combined to shame many, many times over. Maybe in 10 years he will be, but let's not pretend he's on Pietro's level academically.

R44? No one really cares

Sizemeat would appear to have been verificated.

R44, you’re that type of person.

Keith 30 years from now.

[quote]Sizemeat would appear to have been verificated.

Unlike Pietro Boselli, he is probably cut.

But that’s you now r48

Burn. 😂

Hehe

Merry Christmas in April!

Hot hung Millennials are a dime a dozen these days.

Who said he’s hung?

I like him. And I don't find him unsexy.

I wax just reading a hot twitter feed of a hot Buff dude on Twitter. He says that although he is strictly straight, he loves all the compliments from dudes because it makes him feel “hype” and “Alpha.” It’s a huge ego boost for these bros.

R57 Are they "boosted" enough they want to suck your dick?

NOPE, Not that kind of hype, bruh.

r59 I am not your, or anyone's, "bruh."

Too slim. Needs a wider bone structure. Also, nipples should be more manly, a little boyish.

Yeah, I'm sure he's going to run right out and get new bones, R61.

And manlier nipples.

R61, post your pic.

Please, 99% of DLers would suck him off gladly in the middle of Madison Avenue.

I guess that would work if he came with a stool.

Uh huh

R65, just as long as it doesn’t happen in the Equinox steam room. Heaven forfend!

Pietro is hotter. Also Math is more impressive than engineering

Link please, R57.

Pietro doesn’t teach math-math.

[QUOTE]Please, 99% of DLers would suck him off gladly in the middle of Madison Avenue.

I guess I’m finally apart of The One Percent. Time to start donating to the Republican Party.

^ or you can run for Governor of NY!

Rather sad that this guy is relying on Pietro's name to seek his fame. Every headline about him uses Pietro for clicks.

To be fair, r74, I think that is more a function of the writers than Keith

You are naive, I would bet that is 100% a function of the publicist he hired r75.

Yes, the media is doing that

Oh stop pretending like you have any idea what his publicist talks to writers about r76. I certainly don't think he is telling them "make sure to compare my guy to Pietro"

Who says he has a publicist?

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

Who's the fairest of them all?

Clash of the Titans.

pietro is A LOT hotter

An assfucking/cocksucking competition will be required if we are to determine properly who is hotter.

Both are hot

Pietro would win that, R83. He has tons more experience.

Does this bro make appearances?

Bae.

Who the fuck cares??? God do you ever get laid, instagram troll?

Pietro

R88, you know the answer to that last question.

The torso is pretty Michelangelo.

Incredible torso

sultry

More fitness gymspiration

Upon further review.. this guy is literally a college freshman. Yes he's technically 18, maybe 19.. but he's a total baby. Let's come back to him in 5 years when he's matured mentally and has slept around enough to actually know what he's doing in bed

R61, like you'd kick him out of bed cuz of his boyish nipples.

"Let's come back to him in five years. .."

You do that, R95. In the meantime, some charitable souls will take it upon themselves to make the sacrifice of instructing the young man.

Hot but hope he doesn’t get too big

I didnt realize he is that young. Wow.

ANALOGY FAIL

The face is 7.5/10.

Pietro Boselli's face is 10/10.

Keith has a very wholesome, cleancut vibe which I love.

Top or bottom?

He will start out as a bottom but will be a top by the time he's out of college