HOT Broadway Singer Mike Schwitter

Currently doing Les Mis

That Insta is a thirst trap if I ever saw one. Bit of a turnoff but I do love third nipples.

He seems to surround himself with beautiful people exclusively. Just look at all those pretty white faces. Almost makes you miss 90s television, right?

Lol OP’s IG post complaining about having a fast metabolism. He’s a run of the mill basic NY instagay. 🙄

Love the body hair. And great face

He's so thin he looks brittle.

R5 = Mike

Yummy

Too thin. That super lean/0 body fat look is not sexy. I like 'em beefier.

At least he doesn't wax his body hair. I'll give him that much.

I saw him on tinder before but no match

There's nothing worse than a "humble narcissist". Despite the crap he posted in OP link he clearly doesn't have body issues / hate his body.

Missing the 90s R2? Here you go

In some shots, he looks like Michael Lukas. That and his name does not make a star.

He goes live with his costars on Instagram occasionally and actually comes off like a really swell guy. I like his costars too. It's usually these two blonde girls who are pretty funny

Welcome to DL, Mike.

Same r9

Hard for him to gain weight? So many people would love to have that problem.

cute, ectomorph body with freckles, moles, hair, cum gutters, third nip, this guy has EVERYTHING -- except for the claimed body issue about being "too thin"

He's beautiful. He reminds me a lot of Cory Michael Smith, whom I also find a delight to behold.

I’d lick his Schwitter.

He looks like the dude who married the YouTube tranny.

Impossibly perfect teeth

[italic]The [/italic] YouTube tranny?

I knew him as a teenager. So strange to see him on here. I can say that he is a genuinely nice person.

Agreed on the freckles r17

^^Waxed now, I see. Next!

"Schwitter" is such an odd name.

Who is the ex he mentions?

[quote] I can say that he is a genuinely nice person.

Looks and personality, some people do have it all!

Top or bottom?

Jesus Christ, it's depressing what passes for "gorgeous" these days...

[quote] Jesus Christ, it's depressing what passes for "gorgeous" these days...

No one is saying he is gorgeous, but he is talented, passable (looks) and nice.

I think he is gorgeous. Face and body. Lots of nice bodies on DL but I rarely see a guy this handsome on here

Anyone been up inside Schwitter's shitter?

If he was really vain he would wax his chest

[quote]No one is saying he is gorgeous

I am.

R8 It's called holocaust chic.

[quote]Jesus Christ, it's depressing what passes for "gorgeous" these days...

Well, true, he's no Roberto Portales.

At the very least, this thread inspired me to not eat today.

absolutely perfect guy. Love the freckles, the hair, the face, all of it

He's perfect

And self aware lol

R40, Jesus, Anne Frank had more meat on her bones.

^^^ There's usually a way to make a point without holocaust references if you try

He is perfect.

Go crawl up Portales' ass, r42. It's where you belong, douchebro.

R43, Okay . . . Jesus, Karen Carpenter had more meat on her bones.

Trying to not eat today. It’s hurts, but I’m on my way. I’ll take some comparison pics, so you all can see how I’m morphing into a hottie like Mike.

You queens are too much, Mike included. He's not even particularly thin.

You're right, R47. He does look pretty chunky.

This is too thin.

R49, Actually, he's not for his frame.

R49 is his natural body type, perhaps exaggerated a bit with diet, or just as likely not. I had that body when I worked 2 years at Click and it has always been one of the staple types in models. Good body for young man to hang clothes on.

LOL I can't with you guys. R49 is natural but Mike, who has much more muscle mass is too thin 😂

They're both perfect, r52, just the way they are.

Karen Carpenter STILL has more meat on her bones than this guy.

And to the posters saying he "isn't that thin," don't you have a celery stick, tic-tac, or some lemon water to puke up? Snap to it!

Yes, he's thin, r54. He's beautiful and thin and perfect.

Nice muscular build for an ectomorph, but not my type. I'll pass.

So easy to forget no one on DL interacts with real people or knows what they look like.

At whom is that invective hurled, r57?

He has beautiful eyes and he’s very handsome. I’d pound his hot ass.

Needy bottom ho.

Fair question R58 lol. Was talking to the people saying he is too thin. He's maybe a little skinny but nothing unusual.

I love a furry otter - OP’s pic is fantastic

He's too thiiiiin....waah.

Handsome as fuck

Great voice

He may not be hungry but his photos show him for thirsty.

And your text shows you for douche, r66.

He has a dancer's body

Chub.

R68, He's had a lot of dancers' bodies.

I love that he doesn't wax his body

Not much of a voice. He massacred "Johanna."

I'm surprised to see that he doesn't seem to have a boyfriend

R72. His singing voice is so feminine.

I feel like it would be impossible to maintain a relationship on tour unless the other person was on tour with you. And I'd never date a coworker. Bad mojo. I'm sure he can find sex easily enough when he is in the mood.

Hot otter.

Bottom? Top? Ex!?

Based in the interview at R18 I'm thinking top. General vibe I get

He's perfect

Update on Mike. Followup to his IG post at OP

I’d offer him some challah, but I don’t know 🤷‍♂️ how much the challah costs?

He is not gorgeous. End of thread.

Does he trim at all? Or is his chest hair naturally perfect like that?

BBC BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Z-list nobody Mike Schwitter shocked fans today when he pigged out and ate three entire peanut M&Ms.

He was rushed to the hospital. More as the story develops.

Big sac

bump.

So who was the crazy ex with 50k followers mentioned in OP's pic?

Looks like he might have a hairy anus

I saw Mike Schwitter in a rare midnight show at 54 Below (it was supposed to start at 11:30 but started well after midnight) with Jim Steinman himself in attendance. Schwitter sang one of Steinman's hardest songs - all about having a hard-on, actually - called "Surf's Up". He also did a duet with his BFF Jessica Hendy on the Meat Loaf/Cher classic "Dead Ringer For Love", which they did at the actual bar and throughout the house, taking shots throughout the song. He sounded fantastic and is much more beautiful in person than he even looks in his photoshopped Insta pics. Talented guy and seems very sweet.

"...all about having a hard-on..."

Did he accompany the lyrics with a demo?

WHO?

So, is he a gay?

Lol yes R92

Mike is in Canada

I think he's lovely. My future husband. (I wish) Does anybody know how old he is?

I hope you're a perfect 10 r95 or he won't even be seen in public with you. Based on his IG he is SHALLOW

I don't think that's fair, R96. He's in the theatre, and theatre people tend to be handsome. Thus, his friends are good looking. That doesn't make him shallow. I looked at his IG and I think he seems to have a great sense of humour about himself. Also, back off R95, he's mine

Love his smile. So cute

I love the chest hair and freckles

Very hot but too perfect. I would hate him if I knew him in real life

I wouldn’t hate him outright, but he’s definitely too high maintenance for a relationship. He’s a typical instatwink right now, so he’s going to have to get into a relationship with another instatwink or a fitness model right now in his life. Then in a decade or so, he will be attempting to hold on to his beauty, while I would be looking to retire, drink beer, etc.

bump.

Still need pics of Schwitter's shitter, please.

Would love to delve into the psychological reasons a bunch of overweight old men feel the need to post their disapproval of a very handsome younger man's looks.

Or Every Insta-Ho Thread On DL Ever.