Why does Jesse Eisenberg still get work?

Is the OP trying to get us to say something?

No good wig goes unpunished.

[quote]He's disliked by the general public even more than Gwyneth Paltrow,

as if

I think he's cute in his own nerdy way.

He was good in those magician movies.

Isn’t he related to someone?

Do you mean to someone from a tribe, R6?

He is annoying for sure. I don't see what anyone sees in him.

I think he's really cute and talented.

He’s a master cocksucker.

He's got great bone structure, but yeah everything else OP said.

Oh, hi Steven at r9! Sorry the reviews and the numbers for Ready Player One aren't all that, but Indiana Jones 5 is gonna be a sure bet.

Anyway, for me Eisenberg and Shia LaBoof are the talentless "Whom did they know or blow to get that part?" twins of the aughts. I can't even tell them apart half the time.

I like him a lot. ISHC.

Random, gratuitous hate thread.

Fug

Because just LOOK at this adorable punim.

Because Americans got sick of watching movies starring attractive people with appealing personalities.

The Jewish Mafia in Hollywood

still light years more explicable than Michael Cera

He always talks and acts like Woody Allen. No surprise he ended up in a couple of Woody's movies. Playing the Facebook sociopath didn't help his likability.

I'll just put this here.

Because he gave one of the best performances of the decade in probably the best film of the decade (though we have a couple of more years to top it).

I see these actors in movies too, but these actors never manage to get their personal info to me. I must be buying the cheaper seats or something. You dataloungers are amazing or simply cloak your prejudices as fact.

Why are you here, R23?

I think he's just fine and benign, Op you need to get some work.

R6, he's the brother of that curly-haired girl in all those Pepsi commercials of the late 90s. Not sure if that is nepotisim, but...

Nepotism, sorry.

Why did Richard Dreyfus get work? They're both Jewish and studio heads are Jewish and like to give some Jewish actors a helping hand.

Not why, how, OP.

Reported size meat and willing to use it.

r22 yes. I instantly think Zuckerberg when I see Jesse on screen. It was a great performance and the entire time I was hoping to see more of him and Andrew Garfield. Funny thing is that in the clip below Justin Timberfake actually looks like Zuckerberg.

I couldn't watch the whole film. It was unpleasant. He was unpleasant to look at. I saw him on stage. Very mannered shtick.

At first I though this was about that little child actress, Hallie Eisenberg. I was like, “Wow, SHE’S changed!”

Two words:

IRA ADLER.

The Social Network is one of my favorites.

he's the rich man's michael cera

He’s horrendous? Remember the interview he did with the poor girl he made fun of and made out to be stupid. He almost brought to tears. He was a bully. Then he reportedly called crew members poor. People would jump for joy if a light fell on him and killed him on set. That’s how much he’s hated. He’s such a nasty little prick.

He’s horrendous. Remember the interview he did with the poor girl he made fun of and made out to be stupid. He almost brought to tears. He was a bully. Then he reportedly called crew members poor. People would jump for joy if a light fell on him and killed him on set. That’s how much he’s hated. He’s such a nasty little prick.

He's sexy. Sorry haters.

I thought he invented Facebook?

🙌 Everybody loves Jesse !

🙅 But nobody loves you OP

The interview wasn't that bad. He comes off as condescending, but isn't an outright cunt.

He's always the same. I liked him in Zombieland, but I liked everything about Zombieland.

Hubbie likes Social Network but I know him well enough to know he doesn't understand half of what's going on, bless his heart.

He can't even program the TV.

LOL, r43. I love him even though he does always seem like he's playing himself.

He seemed like the biggest misfire in casting for the DC universe film series. His Lex Luther is annoying and utterly charmless.

Because he is so very good looking. Everyone who doesn't look him wishes they did.

I didn't realize he WAS still getting work. I can't remember the last time I heard him mentioned before this post. The last thing I saw him in was The Social Network.

He looks great for being 33 or 34.

I looked up his age and he is 34. Same as Henry Cavill!

I saw him in London in a play he wrote, and neither he or the play were bad though both had cringe moments. He looked sexy in a obnoxious nerd kind of way.

I think he’s hot.

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Your point being?

I don't think he get's any work anymore op!

I think he's great.

The Social Network is one of the best movies ever.

The Squid and the Whale was the best thing he was in

I can't watch The Social Network because I hate all of those people.

[quote]His Lex Luther is annoying and utterly charmless.

In other words, he fits right in with Zack Snyder’s “vision.”

What is it about this guy, his nervous up tight nerd routine seems to follow him into every role. quite repulsive and boring.

watching him now in the social network. good gosh, ya jus wanna smack his snarky face.

bizarre they gave him that big role in superman, lex Luthor. I don't get it.

yes, how does he get work???

He's basic but generally solid. Won't fuck up the roles he's given. Never seen a good performance from him though. Paltrow is far more disliked than him

Yes, its such a great movie, Andrew Garfield, Armie Hammer, etc theyr all terrific....but when Eisenberg's face and voice appear you just want to flip the channel. Why did they put him in such a key role???

I would fuck him.

Zuckerberg comes across like a complete turd in that movie

Timberlake would have made a decent Zuckerberg, at least u don't have to reach for the puke bucket when he speaks...

was zuck as much of a snake as this movie presents?

Well he has to compete with this guy for the awkward nerd roles now...

Totally off my radar. Never heard of him. Was surprised to read he was in "the squid and the whale.", which i liked. Don't remember him at all.

middleditch is hilarious, has fab sense of humor. on chat shows he tears the roof off.

on talk shows eisenberg is so uncomfortable and nervous u feel sorry for him, he reminds of of tony perkins at his most psycho...

coffee, Adderall, I don't know what, but he seems nervous as hell.

I dread when I see he is in an otherwise good film, alwys that same approach: like an alien from mars.