With Her Customary Charisma and Verve, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Reads a Bible Story to Children

If Jesus came to America and saw of his followers he’d never stop throwing up.

You can see up her skirt! If she's not a lesbian....

Did Jesus advocate the murder and torture of dogs?

I’m sure the book is full of lies.

I hate those pearls she's always wearing.

I prefer the one Melania read to the kids, about her husband summing in her pants.

I don't think Sarah is going to be as in love with her job now that Hope is gone. I think she had a little crush on her. This is based solely on my noticing that Sarah attempted to dress like Hope occasionally, with predictably ridiculous results.

Also, is Sarah's husband gay? Found this on Twitter today:

OMFG!

I just heard some juicy gossip about @SHSanders45 husband.

I so hope it's true.

(Even if this makes me a horrible person.)

Why is that pig on today? She is seldom on, on Friday. I hate her lying, it makes me sick.

I hope she talks to Mueller and that she purgers herself, to her, a lie is the same as the truth.

Bless the beasts and the children. Hucksterbeastie cannot try hard enough, can she? At least she's not providing hair and make-up tips to young girls.

How will she ever get a job after this? Fox will not hire her, she is fat.

American Christians? Mostly disgusting gun lickers.

R11 She will either recede into the background as stay at home hausfrau, or work for a fundie organisation. They'll eat her and her shit up with fork, knife, and spoon.

r13 perhaps literally. Then they'll ascend to godhood, as it was foretold.