Who/what defines the term "eurotrash" for you?

Princess Stephanie of Monaco.

Donatella Versace.

Gerard Depardieu.

Ivana Zelničkova

Straight European actors doing gay porn. Straight American ones too I suppose.

MELANIA TRUMP

ARISTOTLE ONASSIS

This

Eurotrash refers to Continental Europe, not to The British Isles.

Unfortunately douchebags I met every day living in Vancouver.

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I’m thinking this might qualify

Victoria, Crown Princess of Sweden. Former nude model and reality show contestant managed to snag the future king

R11, that’s not Crown Princess Victoria. That’s Princess Sofia, who is married to that hot piece of ass Prince Carl Philip. Crown Princess Victoria is the oldest child of King Carl Gustaf and Carl Philip’s sister.

Whoops, I meant R10, not R11.

Thanks R11 I stand corrected. I’m still surprised that a former reality TV contestant is going to be a Queen.

R10/R13, Sofia is not going to be Queen. Victoria is. Sofia is the former reality star, Victoria is the heir to the throne.

Princess Sofia, former reality star and wife of Prince Car Philip. Will never be Queen of Sweden

Crown Princess Victoria. Heiress to the throne and daughter of Carl Gustaf. WILL be Queen if Sweden

**of Sweden

Thread closed.

The Eurovision Song Contest

Ace of Base

r10/r13 really fucked this thread up.

Andrei Lvovich Treivas, aka "Ducklips"

All my friends at Brown University. Who also threw amazing parties.

I'm surprised it took almost 20 posts for the first mention of Eurovision.

Another vote for the Eurotrash Song Contest.

Katie Price.

THREAD CLOSED

Britney Spears owns this thread

[quote]Eurotrash refers to Continental Europe, not to The British Isles.

OK, then, Brits are Euro Trash Adjacent. Seen many a trashy Brits.

Britney spears isn't European. She's southern. If anything she's southern white trash. But she also seems very harmless. But lets leave her out of this.

Party scene in Italian film 'Great Beauty' sums it up for me.

For me it was always the eponymous TV show starring that golden jewel of trashy Euro bling bling sleazy sexiness, Antoine de Caunes...

Hot dirty slut Cristiano Ronaldo

Very classy German euro disco band Modern talking

R30 wins the thread with that fabulous scene.

Any pop music produced in Europe, except for the UK. Any girls/boys band, including the UK.

All of this:

Amanda owns this thread

Sorry wrong link

Pure vintage 90s Eurotrash at it's finest

OP, it can only be eurotrash if it came from the mainland.

Not me, I'm American!

Lucio Fulci movies

Cannibal movies

[quote]it's finest

One more time for the woefully lazy, ignorant morons (that's YOU R39):

I T S (possessive, no apostrophe)

I T ' S (contraction for it is)

Vengaboys

The crowd at the French ski resort Couchevel and the Swiss resorts Crans, Gstaad, and St. Moritz.

European opera productions which audiences love to go to so they can boo.

When the opening male chorus of courtiers in Verdi's Ballo in Maschera are on stage taking a dump and when they finish and pull up their pants without wiping that's trashy.

Russians in tracksuits

[quote]Unfortunately douchebags I met every day living in Vancouver.

Is Vancouver now a Eurotrash destination? Where do they hang out?

Harald Glööckler, the national treasure of Germany.

r6 In your opinion. The greatest eurotrash comes from England (not Wales and not Scotland). I'm talking about Katie Price, Rylan Clark, and that Essex rabble. Doesn't get trashier than that.

I've never heard of that "Brits don't count as eurotrash" rule either. In fact, thanks to all those cheap flights across Europe and Brit stag/hen parties, Britain has become some sort of a synonym for trash among the continental Europeans.

Please, we wealthy Italians are now Old EuroTrash. The Melanias and the Russians are New EuroTrash.

Hazel O'Conner

Serbian pop music

That's correct: Brits aren't Eurotrash.

Not that some of them aren't trash but, like Britney Spears, not Eurotrash.

Hell, the entire royal family of Monaco! They define the term.

True, R56.

Mads Mikkelsen

HRH Prince Andrew of the United Kingdom, & his former wife who shall not be named.

The entire Royal family of Britain.

Living on the west coast, I've always wondered why we don't have a similar name for the Asian version of these kinds of people. "Sinotrash" doesn't work, because that would just be Chinese. Any suggestions?

I don’t consider anyone who has accomplished anything to be “Eurotrash.” The name fits those mysteriously wealthy people who don’t seem to do much of anything productive, but consider themselves superior because they come from elsewhere.

Ibiza

Tracksuit wearing English chavs

Towie, Geordie Shore, I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here

Piers Morgan

Television variety shows with cheesy singers and magicians for entertainment

1) I think Lindsay Lohan’s new accent reveals her Eurotrash aspirations. I think she is almost there.

2) Old school: Princess Gloria TNT - I was obsessed with her when she was clubbing and doing the talk show circuit. She did a Letterman show where she reveled in her Eurotrash-ness.

R30 kills it. That scene is the Eurotrash central. Very good film too.

Liz Hurley + her son + her prominently displayed chichis

[quote]Please, we wealthy Italians are now Old EuroTrash. The Melanias and the Russians are New EuroTrash.

Is Russia even really considered to be part of Europe? Physically parts of the country are in Europe but Russians most certainly point out all the time they are not European. And Europeans agree wholeheartedly.

At least everything here has the saving grace of being fun or funny.

Real Eurotrash which is like going through somebody's smelly garbage in a back alley in Nice is European opera productions.

My Eurotrash icons are 1970's Diane Von Furstenberg and her gay husband Prince Egon. They were sleazy. The husband was a known quantity at a lowdown Times Square welfare hotel where he tricked with rough trade. They had two kids to fulfill their duty. The kids lived with the nanny in their own apartment next door. They were the epitome of Eurosleaze glam. Diane wanted more attention and magazines and mid morning chat shows to go on and sold her "wrap dress" as a no wrinkle throw it in your purse dress for sluts on the go. Diane eventually married gay thug Barry Diller.

“Fashionable” Italians.

That washed up French actor who married Halle Berry. Olivier Martinez, I think.

Ugh, r69, POLYESTER dresses??!!

Once again: Chavs ≠ Eurotrash

Tel Aviv

All countries have their redneck equivalents, but European rednecks aren't Eurotrash; Eurotrash is a specific type of superficially chic/sophisticated European (usually French or Italian) who also acts in a trashy way - think the Grimaldis, Donatella, etc.

Another vote for r30. Really nailed it.

victoria silvstedt

Hans in "My Own Private Idaho".

Marine Le Pen, perhaps?

Gianluca Vacchi